Kansas, nice meltdown versus Baylor!
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Kansas, nice meltdown versus Baylor!
fuck off A&M's was a lot worseQuote:
Originally Posted by Triptanes
I throughly enjoyed watching UConn lose in the 6 OT's. Though I wish they woulda lost earlier so I coulda gotten some sleep.
why don't you drive to st. louis?Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
yeah, checked St. Louis and Omaha and both have flights at about $500 apiece...Much cheaper to drive.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
I think we're heading out in about two hours, the drive is going to suck but hopefully it's worth it.
I cant see how he could possibly not have lost enough blood to be dead, much less pass out..
but who knows, crazy shit happens..
archeologists unearth 'vampire'
http://uk.reuters.com/article/lifest...52B4RU20090312
wife and I made it to Miami for the WBC. the United States got the absolute piss beat out of them tonight. Peavy was literally throwing batting practice the first two innings, or so it seemed. every ball that was hit, even the outs, were hit HARD. The U.S. got run-ruled, fucking crazy.
it was awesome being there although it was tough to enjoy it. my wife and I tried to figure out the percentage of enjoyment we were getting out of the game (as compared to what we SHOULD have gotten out of the game)......and it was probably about 60% at best. being stuck in a car trading off driving/sleeping will do that to you.
good thing is, we have tonight to recoup, we'll go for a long run in the morning and then we get to hang out in Miami for two days.....we might go to the game tomorrow night but Sunday is a good going-out night supposedly, so we'll probably hook up with her friend (and all of her friends) and kick it.
fucking random, I'm in Miami, FLA. woot, now I go to bed.
p.s. we left the camera at the hotel so we have a bunch of shitty pictures on her phone. it's not like me to post a bunch of pics here, so I'm not worried about that, just ticked that we don't have good pics for ourselves. damn.
don't you have to be good to have a meltdown? otherwise it's just expected.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Nice ride UG!!!!!!
enjoy FLA!
goddamn ug, you're the man. say hi to the wife for me.
ok so it's all five girls and me, which is cool. we were hanging out in the bedroom and then two of the girls said they wanted to change into their going out clothes so they kicked me out, now I'm out here on the internet. wtf.
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Originally Posted by UG
Fix or banQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
wow
ultimate hangover jeeeeeezus
fuck hangovers goddamnteted they are teh motherfuckers
random fact == I am in Miami, my wife is hot, I am with five fucking women and that's awesome but at the same time I want to blow my brains out. women are stupid btw.
Pics or banQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
random fact
if you pass out on the beach for three hours you will get sun burned
crazy shit
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
was just riding my bike, on my way back home from some errands, and I see some people gawking at something. So I slow down and turn to look and theres this huge plume of smoke. I bike around to the alley where its coming from, and this chevy pickup is engulfed in flames. Right as I pull up the fire engine rounds the corner; they setup and spray that shit.
Pretty awesome randomness imo.
Bet you didn't know this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/...7600296941365/
thats a lie, I produced the first laugh-out-loud cats comic strip 1 year prior. It was published in the very same formats listen on that site. I am the true first-name "Gorilla" last-name and I have no living heirs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvY7z...e=channel_page
BEST DUNK EVAR
from a poker perspectiveQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
brag - stole a pass and made a monster dunk on the other end
beat - hung on to the rim too long and landed on my face
variance - got huge play time for the unintended stunt
i love gym ass
That sounds so ridiculously amazingly gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Holllaaaaaaaa. Flynn is my boy and cuse is going to final 4 this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Also:
You see it got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie whore.
You can hide them, Ima find them, on the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
yeah, looking at hot girls with great asses on the treadmill is extremely gayQuote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
And now we know where your mind starts and where Swiggidy's starts. Explains his man crush on Timmy Tebow doesn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Maybe he thought Lukie meant to say, "I love jyms ass."
I think it's time for a demotivational poster contest:
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...19trek-600.jpg
i think i win most random thing so far:
so max (massimo) and i are walking through downtown austin at the sxsw festival, and we see this chick. i was like dude she is from fairfield (our remote iowa hometown) im pretty sure. he says no, one thing leads to another and obv a bet ($20) is formed. so we go up to her and start talking to her and it turns out i was right, ship it holla.
also when we got to the show we were trying to see one of the rappers on stage threw out a demo and it bounced off some dudes hand and hit me square in the forehead. it hurt, and i now look a little like gorbachev.
Random: Padma, the host from Top Chef works out at my gym and the gym is kinda ghetto. She looks hot running on the treadmill Yeaaaaah.
I am thinking about moving to Honduras or Nicaragua or Costa Rica to work and travel for 6 months plus.
GAHHHHHHHHHQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I was hoping for some awesome hook-up story but instead I got a Lukie goes to the gym story.
Needs to be coupled with his Captain's Tweets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Not everyone can afford cableQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
so i'm at the bar with my friend and we're seeing a bunch of old friends and catching up and what not. one chick who i've never seen really caught my eye. her friend comes up to me a bit later and says that girl thought you were really hot. i say aiiiiiight.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
they are outside by themselves, i think 3 girls (one of which i only remotely know) and 3 douchebags. so i go out there, and with the attitude of a restaurant owner greeting his best customers, i say, hey, how's everyone doing tonight?! i can't remember the whole convo, but i think i called somebody crazy, one thing lead to the next, and i'm talking to the hot girl inside and the douchebag she was with was, well, being a douchebag. so i got her number (discreetely) of course and went home by myself.
the end.
oh yeah, i called her, had her over my place later that week, put on some music, made margaritas (patron, cointreau, fresh squeezed lime) and then wham bam thank you ma'am
lukie playa is in the houuuuuse
YES!
its sad that most of you probably have never actually met lukie or heard him speak.. if you had, the quoted line would be so much funnier.
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i say, hey, how's everyone doing tonight?!
lukie you rule :heart:
omg so trueQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
random:Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
a couple years ago when i was actually good at poker, i used to play 5/10+ on stars. i played with empiremaker2 a lot. so i was in the bahamas and i just randomly saw him and we talked a bit. then, later that year, i randomly saw him outside of a club in vegas. wtffffffff
LOL, what the fuck
http://blogofhilarity.com/2009/03/19...gs-and-film-itQuote:
A woman was trying to find out if her boyfriend had any kiddy porn on her laptop so she brought the computer to the cops. Instead, they found video of her fucking her dog and arrested her. So yeah, I’d mark that one down as a loss.
ahahahahaha what the fuck
hint: the wordsensor is active in the above sentence
yeah seriously Lukie, what the fuck happened to you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Paris Hilton has size 11 feet.
nice catch.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
but she is so not hot.. she looks like a fucking martian.
that is pretty crazy, although it doesn't top what happened to us last night! we were going into a gas station to buy ear plugs and these 2 guys that we also went to h.s. with yelled my name. so that was fucking nuts to run into them, but also as we were headed to a show way the fuck away from downtown and we walk by their car and they jump out like ninjas and randomly run into them again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
also after the show was done it was 2 am and we couldnt find a cab for an hour. mother fuckers with their lights on werent picking us up. anyways when we finally found one the driver really liked us so he gave us his bat line. his business card just says BART in red print and a phone number.
so iowans migrate to tx?
I took the train down to pick up my car from the shop today. Car runs like new, Im so happy! I didnt really have anything to do so I drove around a lil and ended up at a mall. I parked and headed for the entrance and this guy comes bolting out, full speed, hands full with bags. 15 ft behind him is a security guard, and then another. The guy is fast, but he is forced to drop the bags to keep his speed up. The security guard stops at the bags, bent over, huffing and puffing.
As I walked into the mall everyone was out of their shops and kiosks looking outside and whatnot.
how do you not tackle him? Not to be a hero. Not to punish a thief. But simply to lower your shoulder into the chest of a dude running full speed. Social norms almost never allow it!
And yah, this is coming from a guy who would watch him run right by and say, "I wish I tackled him!"
ha, I def see where youre coming from, but I was having too much fun simply being an spectator. And not only that, but I was cheering for the kid.
you removed an adjective
what was it?
Paris Hilton is hot
true story
speaking of paris looks like ali g making new movie about bruno trying to restart his career by doing a sex tape, and apparently theres a scene where he tries to seduce ron paul for like five minutes
gon be mega
Her face is kind of weird, but not in a "eww gross way". I would def sex her.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
i would have sex with her only becuase she has a body which easily meets my low standards for dicking. But would I tell anyone about it?
Fck yah I would.
My doctor for starters. Then an ever widening circle of friends. Starting with Best and growing to Sort-of.
finishing with that random guy sitting next to you at the barQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
good times
it makes me angry that i even know of paris hilton's existence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UhG0afRdQAQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
FWIW, if you buy a new cell phone, take your old phone and charger and give it to a 3- or 4-year-old child you know. We just changed plans, got new phones, and our kids LOVE playing with the two old phones, taking pictures, playing the ringtones, etc. Make a kid happy.
how irresponsible! those kids'll be downloading drugs and porn with those confangled things in no time! kids are very tech savvy these days. Their generation is born with computer instincts we could never posses.
joebin > dude von dudenstein > brosef montana
just saw that last night and it was hilarious!Quote:
Originally Posted by kfaess
I tend to agree with you but she does have fantastic littleboobs, with perfect little nips, if you're into that sort of thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
omg fucking amazing. I've seen it twice cause the first time I saw a screening for free.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
what are you blabberin about?
i love you, rilla!Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
i love me too
I wish I was drunk so I had the excuse to go get some Taco Bell
I was in my bank,at at the front of the queue, 2 old ladies hobbled in quite fast.
One shouted" quick phone the police,the jewllers is being robbed"
My first thought was, they were scamming me ,the front of the queue is special.
I went outside, 4 hooded chaps were trying to sledgehammer the front window of the
jewellers,next door to the bank.
There were passers by mingled amongst the hooded crew, trying to distract them from suceeding.
they gave up and sped off.
awsome.
Back in the bank.There was no queue, nor staff, they were all outside
I just got back from scuba diving in Saba (island near St. Maarten)
Here's a good one:
My boat pulls up to a mooring and as we're putting our gear on our dive master sees a small, private boat pulling up near us and says "Hey, that's the boat with Kurt Russell and Owen Wilson on it." Sure enough Kurt Russell, Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson, and Flea from RHCP pull up next to us in a boat, wave, and then dive in the water with us. I got to Scuba dive next to these stars for a good 40 minutes. Apparently Kate Hudson jumped in the water, panicked, and then decided to sun bathe instead (which I saw later...hot!). When the boat pulled into the harbor after our diving, Goldie Hawn and Luke Wilson got on our boat as we were getting off and said hello. They had been hiking up on the mountain. Pretty sweet imo.
When you say distracted I assume you mean trying to stop them physically. But I just picture people standing off to the sides waving their arms going, "Hey bad guy, look over here!". And it makes me laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by celtic123
sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk B to da igred
Haha, Flea seems more out of place with that crowd than Bigred and his friends.
I didn't recognize him tbh. He was towards the back of their boat so I only saw him up close underwater. He had a full wet suit, mask, etc on so I had no idea it was him until later on when I was talking to their dive master on the beach.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
pretty ballin' bigreddo
BUT HOW WAS THE LANDING ON SABA?
Pretty nuts. The planes that land are required to have props that can be instantly geared into reverse. The second the plane touches down on the runway the pilot throws the plane into reverse and the thing just comes to a complete halt. It's a 1300 foot runway I think?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
That crew is just irregular without Steven Seagal and Prince
wait, you mean Russel Crowe, not Kurt Russel right? Cuz Kurt Russel definitely seems super out of place..
Kurt Russell is Kate Hudson's stepdad. Owen Wilson is banging Kate Hudson. It makes sense and I hate that I know that stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
This. No idea what flea is doing in the mix.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Flea is banging Luke Wilson?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
lolohollywood
I wish kurt russell was my step dad ffs..
Name to watch out for in coming years:
Yu Darvish
awesome post but wrong thread. The Totally Livin thread is down the hall.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
nasty shit right there
You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Go right ahead...Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Ah, hit the spot.
wasn't it Jack Black who created the Mc Surf and Turf? Something like a double quarter pounder with cheese, stuffed with a Fillet of Fish and some fries?Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
this is why you're fat
http://8.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19j...KPhgo1_500.jpg
another great food bomb site--i love the "Friders"
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/3
gawd just browsed through 5+ pages of that stuff
some of it looks awesome, some of it just looks ridiculously disgusting.
i love you all ftr!