...hash bars, cherry mash and tinfoil tiaras
dreaming of
whoever she is.
This fame thing, I don't get it.
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:lol: It's a lyric from "E-bow the Letter" by R.E.M.
"hash bars, cherry mash and tinfoil tiaras
dreaming of Maria Callas.
whoever she is.
This fame thing, I don't get it."
Hm it sounds like you're about 10 odd years behind on technology in the genes department (no offense). In recent years the knowledgebase and possibilities in this area of expertive have progressed very quickly. My friend got to this site because his father who is suffering from a rare disease (I forgot which one, something related to the brain) had agreed to participate freely in a huge university-driven genetic research, so this one looks pretty legit.
Korea FTW. Have you seen Lady Vengeance? Now there's a fun date.
Sweden is the best right now
http://imgur.com/a/6GIZQ
national geographics best pics 2013
the beach was badass, besides feeling like i was going to be sick about 75% of the time.
cooked breakfast every morning besides the day we left, and cooked supper every night cept one night. didn't get too badly burned, made art in the sand, buried boyfran [he wanted to] and made him a mermaid body [i wanted to], took pictures of him getting out. flew a kite. played putt-putt. made margaritas for him, a cosmo for me. best beach trip, besides the almost constant state of nausea.
also - i'm a blonde again. doing a creepy photoshoot on the 6th, and i'mma be a broken doll, i'mma curl my hair all fancy ringlet like, apply fucktons of makeups, and wear a childrens halloween costume. woopwoop being 100 lbs again.
I've noticed that wearing a big ass bushy beard, and not wearing nice clothes makes me terrifying to many women and some men. If I wear nice clothes and groom the beard then its fear-inducing properties are mostly nullified.
I noticed today that wearing a beard, shitty clothes, and a baby makes me mostly non-threatening, but there's some looks of concern from women worried that I might be zach galifianakis.
worried? why? he's awesome. super nice in person too.
i don't lol. all i know is my dad loves it, other people hate it, and i've never see it.
Perhaps this promotional poster will help you piece together my obscure reference :x
http://heavemedia.com/wp-content/upl...er-poster1.jpg
it's not my favorite movie or anything, the first one was pretty funny but I thought it was a safe reference given the movie's popularity to convey the idea that I may not look like a responsible child-owner. But in comes aubreymcfatty to prove me wrong :x
i know what the hangover is haha. i've just never seen it.
sry for ruining your life
i like him here (something totally different):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u09s0uz0tEU
I recently watched zach galifianakis live at the purple onion (on youtube), and it's pretty hilarious combination of one-liners, "alt-comedy" character stuff, and piano. Many laughs were had, his standup game is strong.
I am often working on stuff with my hands, so I often am clothed in stuff that I don't care about-- so oil stains, paint smears, etc are the norm. I used to change into nicer clothes to run errands, so I didn't look so bummy, but then I just started to not give a fuck. I also have a beard and long hair. Sometimes I collect my nephew from school. I also own a full size van. I get the looks.
f u guys and yer ability to grow facial hair. i was id'ed for a god damn r rated movie last week, fucking 17. apparently i look younger than sevenfuckingteen. fuck my life.
I was kinda disappointed with breaking bad's latest episode. I'm not sure why. I hope Walter goes full psycho and uses that weapon on his family.
Google it, easy to find.
merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrahphphphhahahaammmarhamamap.
Am currently watching sauce/rider on ftp and paris fide gp on chessbomb. Got to love the internet.
I just like this. This is Son Ga-In of Brown-eyed Girls from the Psy Gentleman video.
http://img.pandawhale.com/58265-hot-...an-gi-HSQ6.gif
dan thats called bb spoiler for people who havent watched
and it was a great ep. because its series instead of season finale, the traditional uses of penultimate and finale are switched. instead of the penultimate being epic and finale providing some resolve, the penultimate resolved some storylines and sets things up for the epic finale
honestly i think thats the way all season finale's should be: huge cliffs, not resolution of a continuing conflict
What's the spoiler? That Walt's alive? I didn't even name family members.
Clinton vs Cruz will be the greatest election in history
Wait, is Cruz seriously going to be the candidate? I don't know whether I should laugh or be afraid...
Laugh
And yeah, there's a good possibility he will be. He's doing every thing he can to appeal to the primary voters, a bit more so than most candidates do. I mean the guy already released his birth certificate and fake-ibustered for a whole day for no reason other than 2016 aspirations. Cruz will get the "conservative" cred while probably avoiding looking like a tard, and could then do better than Santorum or Gingrich did. If that happens, the question then becomes if the GOP establishment can stop him, because none of them like him and they know he would lose the general election. Dude is a legit egomaniac and might just pull off the primary. Honestly I think he has been going about it the right way strategically.
Also it's awesome that Lindsey Graham said that Obamacare is now Clintoncare. Clearly they plan on changing nothing about their campaign strategy.
sometimes I want to punch people in their stupid fucking face, but then i realize it'd hurt my hand/wrist/arm/fingers more than it would them, by far.
i think i might have anger problems. good thing i go to a therapist.
in other news - omfg the fair i have entered my beach painting into is super soon. i'm so fucking excited and also nervous.
titties.
I spit on your spit.
I piss on your spit.
I shit on your piss.
I fart on your shit.
I laugh at your fart.
We are friends again! Hey!
this is genius, I am doing this immediately cuz finding the right hole for the that's what she said yeah I'm not sober
http://i.imgur.com/LQsDuFG.jpg
show? That was an autobiographical poem.
Why you gotta move me like that?
like a good laxative?
speaking of bob odenkirk, I almost can't fully believe they're making a dark comedy breaking bad spinoff "better call saul". I'm guessing I'll watch the fuck outta that even if it sucks as my fanboyism takes over. but it can't suck can it? spinoffs pretty much never do, rite?
should be a sequel that ignores the existence of walt and has huell. same actors ofc
heull won't be available. no one ever told him it was safe to come out
http://i.imgur.com/KwTl2uY.jpg
Oh that Gatsby...
friend claims this girl
http://i.imgur.com/EGqFAQ0.gif?1
has replaced STOP! girl for the best gif on the internets.
http://i.imgur.com/ixkqqZ7.gif
i disagree. STOP! girl is the best.
it depends.. what is she dancing to? Nickelback? Fail. RATM? Winnar.
But yeah, clearly in a vacuum, where nothing else is known, Stop Girl crushes that chick.
edit: ooh.. wow.. focus on the first move in the loop of the dance gif... she has some real Elaine (of Seinfeld fame ldo) stuff going on there. Yeah, your friend is nuts.
Both gifs are soup or salad, unlimited breadsticks.
perfect girl is hotter than stop girl. sorry
http://i.minus.com/i14rhUng4KOpZ.gif
You're crazy wuf.
She's hot, but stop girl has off the charts cuteness. Cuteness > all
not the biggest fan of stop girl's cuteness. huge fan of perfect girl's perfectness
I see the appeal, I like what I see, but I don't see the "perfectness". Just a run of the mill hot Eastern European woman.
i kinda love the run of the mill hot east euro
she flaunts her cuteness too much. women should know their place
the "perfect" girl's eyebrows look like shit.
cute girl > "perfect" girl.
p.s. a womans place is different than a girls place.
p.p.s. orange soda and vodka + ice + blender = orange soda vodka icey
it's like a horizontal comma
Michael Jackson reborn as a Korean woman:
http://i.minus.com/i8pnpnkI41KKQ.gif
Cute Girl from the other side of the world:
http://i.minus.com/ibkoUHJQPQWTFV.gif
are you insinutating this girl is hotter than stop girl? this may come down to fisty cuffs
Am I the only one who thinks stop girl is a bit rough? Not full on munter but average at best.
Am I the only one who thinks stop girl isn't saying stop?
Her lips don't come together to make a p at the end.
Is the gif cut short?
She sto-'s into laughter. Ultra cute.
It is true though, as a whole, the asian wimmenz have a near monopoly on cute.gifs
I got 133 on google pinata
Edit: 165
134, too tired to try again
how in the hell are you guys getting into triple digits?