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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, I missed it
16 is age of consent in some states
One of my best friends (and his girlfriend) wants me and my wife to run a half-marathon with them in mid-April. I'm about 10 pounds overweight right now, maybe 15. It'd be awesome for me. I so don't want to do it but I think I am going to...
Training would have to start this week. FML. Maybe.
FYP.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
lol. after I got his final "are you or aren't you" e-mail (we have talked about it over the past month or so), I texted him and said, "I hate you. You're really going to get me to do this, aren't you? I really fucking hate you."Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
thanks benny and swing, I really thought I was going crazy for a little bit.
All they did was correct the spelling for you. That in no way invalidates your assumption.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6...oritiesrh8.jpg
(marathon runner shits himself; i have deemed that the image was not of high enough quality to post in this thread with [img] tags)
that thing has been posted like 3 times in the lol thread.
lukie fails again
<3 you brother
i saw lukie at the tables. i wasn't sure if he knew i knew who he was. i didnt think you even played anymore.
it was supposed to discourage UG from running a marathon!Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
well your screenname was uhh... hmmmm...... errr... will641, so obviously i had no ideaQuote:
i saw lukie at the tables. i wasn't sure if he knew i knew who he was. i didnt think you even played anymore.
and renton awoken a sleeping giant
edit: errr yeah i just caught that 2nd level part, yes i knew that you knew who i was. i was uber card dead on that table and as soon as i 3-bet you once you left -.- (just played sc)
i live beside cows. they moo a lot. sometimes i want to go outside and beat the living shit out of the cows and make them shut the hell up, but then i remember im like 100 lbs, and the cow could probably kill me if it wanted to.
fucking cows.
haha, yeah i figured you don't normally run like 10/4.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
You should tip them in their sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
just quoting to make sure chelle doesnt miss out on a lot of fun. it´s exponentially more fun, when the feedlot is on a hillsideQuote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
i read this whole thread today because I have no motivation.
why?
It all started two months ago. Wife and I went to a classy Spanish restaurant. Had a great meal including one bottle of wine, which is a completely standard, non-puke inducing amount. I should emphasize the food was really good. About 30 minutes after we get home (watching 30 Rock on the TiVo) I begin puking. It was very sudden, did not get to the bathroom until I had already made an epic mess. Added bonus, I finally make the b-room but was not able to get the lid up so round 3 of the puke spays everywhere.
Since my wife did not get sick we were a little puzzled but assumed it was food poisoning, maybe something raw touched something that just I ate, hand wash fail, whatever. I have worked in food service so I understand things can happen. Didn't really blame the restaurant but obv the memory of everything coming back tainted the evening some. Before the vomit we had planned on going back ASAP as there was a lot of stuff on the menu we wanted to try.
So fast forward to last Wed, wife and I are watching Top Chef and we decide it's time to go out for a nice meal, we hadn't really done anything fancy since the holidays. We have a cool italian tapas style place we like to go to in groups (you can order more stuff with more people) and that was the plan, but both couples bail. So feeling brave, we decide to head back to the Spanish vomit place.
Again, the meal is great. Totally different food choices except for the wine, the bread/dipping oil, and the dessert (flan). Again just the one bottle of wine. Get home and things seem OK, we watched the 2 hour Lost premiere we missed on Wed, everything is cool, I even have another glass of wine during lost. Then the tummy starts rumbling...
At first, its 'better', I make it to the bathroom and puke #1 goes about as well as puking can go. But then it all goes wrong, and I puke 5 more times over the next hour. A few times I had to decide whether to stand or sit as both roads were open. Many times I begged god to make it stop. I actually had to turn off the heat because the vent in that bathroom is strong and I was already sweating buckets. There wasn't much left after #4 or so, so I got all the bile and whatever the hell else is in your stomach after the food is gone. I was able to read some of Skalnsky's stud book while trapped. Usually you want to be heads up with big pairs!
Today, two days later, my chest still hurts from the heaving. I have kept everything down since so it was def the food, not some sort of flu. My wife again was fine. Best theory is there is some ingredient in Spanish food that I am allergic too. Not planning any vacations there. Could be the wine but I've had enough Rioja in my lifetime with no ill effects that that doesn't make sense to me. Although I doubt I'll have any more just in case. I still feel lazy and I have been using it as an excuse to over eat since, but I will live.
So thanks randomness thread, I needed you today.
One time when I was a kid, I stuck a knife in a receptacle. I never did that again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj...eature=relatedQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
no poker in the commune plsQuote:
Originally Posted by drmcboy
"one way out" premieres on Disc. channel tonight, not sure why but I'm excited for this show
i just had a grueling workout and did cardio afterwards and i'm completely spent, somebody cheer me up
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-pyow-pyow.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
hahaha, 10/10
Haha, pyow!
That's pretty messed up.Quote:
Originally Posted by drmcboy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqJ-Tmj6AeIQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
!!!!!!!!
what? why? whhhy!!!
fack fell asleep before 8 (side note: sleep schedule is back, been up at 5am the past 3 mornings). Anyone catch the show???Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
it was mehQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
boooooooooooooooo
thx tho
wow.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
and...
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6...dancingtc2.jpg
February 16th is three weeks from yesterday. I will be very sad that day.
how is this not removed from youtube yet? That is some intense shit man...Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
About a month ago, my wife and I were out shopping and stopped by the drive-through at a Tim Horton's, she gets a "steeped" tea, I get my usual double-double XL coffee. I start drinking my coffee, which tastes like coffee, but all I can smell is tea. Weird. Five minutes later I'm puking up my breakfast at the side of the road. Weirder.
Fast forward a few weeks, I go to a Tim Horton's drive-through again (a different one) on my own, get my XL double-double, start drinking it and all I can smell is tea again. A couple of sips and my stomach starts getting queasy. I dumped out the rest of the coffee.
No more Tim's for me, I guess.
I drink coffee at home every day, btw, black w/sugar, so maybe it's the cream. Also, cudos to McDonalds for finally making a decent cup of joe.
From what I heard, their coffee had always (as in the last decade or possibly more) been good. I doubt their new "cafe creations" or whatever are very good in comparison to other flavored coffees..Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Naw, Mickey Dee's coffee sucked forever (in Canada anyway) until just a little while ago. They make a big deal about their coffee in their TV ads now. I don't drink flavored coffee, btw. That's for girls, gays and bigred.
WHAT....AM....I?Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
:cut:
Yes, you are.
Random Fact: Bigred only likes iced coffee. He hates hot drinks of any kind. Red bull is delicious.
Jesus... what are you?!
I know what Bigred is.............no wait, that't not it..............damnit Bigred what ARE you?
:sad:
[ ] includes body temperature fluidsQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Hah. I'm not messing with an animal big enough to squish me. Plus it's much more likely that the cow would tip me than me tipping the cow.Quote:
Originally Posted by XTR1000
cuz it's epic!Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
damn you are such a noobie. Lemme 'splain it to ya. The first thing you have to understand is that cows sleep standing up. If the feedlot is on a hillside you can take running start (from the uphill side ldo) and ram into the sleeping target cow throwing all 100 lbs of your weight into it and SHAZAM!!!!, Cow falls over. By the time the cow wakes up and gets oriented to what is happening you are halfway across the field laughing your ass off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
PS - Please have Mr. Spoon accompany you with a video camera that will soon become one of the most watched videos on all of the youtubes.
hmph, I see. Ive never been a big coffee drinker. I have to admit I do like iced and flavored coffee on occasion. But to counter-act that gayness, I normally get a shot of espresso after dessert at a good restaurant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Ha, this is one of the better suggestions that I've read in a long time.Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
Also, I google imaged 'eighteen year old' (because it's page 18 on this thread and I wanted to post a cool picture), but everything came back far too NSFW. I encourage you all to check for yourself, though.
Fist page:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4...hteenpocd1.jpg
so up until very recently (1-2 weeks ago), I was having mad trouble sleeping and I'd never really have any cool dreams. Then I changed my diet and supplementing all around (basically from trying to gain weight to lose weight) and now I sleep fucking GREAT and have some wickedly real dreams. I think tonight I'm going to try to watch the opening segments of a porno then go to sleep abruptly and see what happens.
I changed a lot of things all at once, so it's hard to isolate which variable caused me to start sleeping so well, but if I had to guess:
1. started taking melatonin before I go to bed
2. calcium before bed
3. way less carbs (no swings)
4. the rest
are you taking ZMA?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
no, but calcium blocks the uptake of zinc anyway, so calcium + ZMA is a big no-no
why do girls insist on wiping down the treadmill when they didn't even break a sweat and the only thing other than their feet that made contact with the machine was their finger to touch a few buttons?
women :wall:
meh I'm fine with that, I cannot stand when people don't wipe down the bench especially when they don't wear a hat.
Also, people who hold onto the rails on the treadmill make me laugh for a wide variety of reasons.
yeah, I wipe down all my stuff when I'm done using it, within reason. Wiping down a treadmill that I never sweated on and never touched, is not within reason though.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
but if I'm sweating, and I usually am a little bit, and I sit on a machine/bench/whatever, I'll always wipe it down.
They suspect you're going to try to sniff their sweat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
idk, just a guess
damn, they're on to meQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
so there is this alltell/verizon commercial with a guy at a bbq talking about his family. When the commercial first aired he used to say "this is my uncle [name], he's not my real uncle, but he doesn't owe me any money, so he's a keeper". However, like a week after the commercial initially aired I noticed they took the "but he doesn't owe me any money" part out.
What the fuck
they obv got negative feedback from italians
mindfuck pics suck
I cannot snack anymore, if I have something like chips or cookies on my place I eat them all at once in a single sitting.
sad imo
me too fat kid syndromeQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
I don't really watch late shows, but if I have to watch one, its The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Its the only one that really makes me laugh.
Because it reminds you of the Drew Carey show?
Almost forgot, the new pizza hut 'natural' pizza is pretty good and their best pizza in a while imo. Usually get the hut like once every 3 months just for the bread sticks, now it might be once/2 months if they keep it around.
too much weed imoQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
god I wish I was not broke
http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/1784...itor-w-DVI-156
26" for $156
too.. much?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
i can take care of any surplus weed
Link no worky, need moar infoQuote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
neva mind, found it in the forums. $156 was so yesterday... now it's still a decent deal at $250, but man, $156 woulda been awesome... http://www.1saleaday.com/
Not so random interview question I was asked yesterday:
Q: Use five words to describe yourself.
easy for you. "i'm just an old man."Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
what was the question again?
spenda is just on a whole nutter levelQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
sick... I dont even play poker anymore, but Id prob snatch one up if all my money wasnt already allocated to other stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
chatting with my friend on facebook. He asks me:
"Do you have youtube?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
اشترك الآن في موقع زوجة.كوم واحصل على عضوية مميزة مجانا
ابحث عن الاعضاء من جميع الدول لكي تجد شريك حياتك المناسب
تحدث فوريا مع الأعضاء من خلال ماسنجر زوجة
وميزات أخرى عديدة في انتظارك
أضغط الرابط التالي أو قم بنسخه لمتصفحك لتقوم بالتسجيل
{url removed}
سارع بالتسجيل لكي تحصل على العضوية المميزة المجانية
مع تحيات موقع زوجة.كوم
Will there be an X-Men 4?
I'm watching Anchorman on ABC and they edited out Brick's pants party line. I mean, I understood the "smells like Big Foot's Dick" line but how can Applegate saying "Brick, are you trying to say there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?" be offensive/etc... That's ridiculous.
i'm hungry!
meat house anyone?
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2669292
so my buddy convinced me and my wife to run a half-marathon. I hate him and love him at the same time for this. See, I'm not out of shape really, but I've gained a few pounds and am not the beast I used to be when I was in killer shape. (p.s. boost, if you're wondering, this was the guy that was the best man at my wedding, the guy that had the lol-bad beginning to his best-man speech, on purpose, and turned it into a ridiculously awesome best-man speech)
anyway, I started running this week. first three weeks are to get back into running shape, I've run 12 miles so far (Tue 3, Fri 3, Sat-morn 3, Sat-night 3), and will run again tomorrow (3). Two more weeks of this (maybe up the mileage a little bit) and then I start with the crazy half-marathon workouts. FML, but I can tell I'm getting in better shape already.....kind of awesome.
Adaptation is a fucking magically fantastic Nicolas Cage movie
UG, I wish it was 60 so I could run outside. High 30 and foot snow. FML
why would you ever want to run?
It is just torture on the knees.
Biking/Rollerblading/Iceskating ftw
biking = hurts my nuts
rollerblading = can't skate
skating = gay
there you go
p.s. biking isn't that bad but it's only a workout if you make it one, and I don't like working out on a bike. most people that bike barely get anything out of it.
You sound afraid of skating, george. It can't possibly be gay because Mario Lemeuix made a living on skates. I can only assume something horrible happened to you on the ice and I'd like to hear about it.
I heard he fell and took all 5 feet of a hockey stick up his bum :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
ok it's not gay, unless you're figure skating (although I remember that Canadian couple from the Olympics a few years back that got married, that chick was hot)......I guess there's just not many places to skate in KC, so I went like twice as a youth and obviously was not good at it. I'm good at most stuff I try/do, or can get to a point where I'm good if given the chance.
Maybe there should be more ice rinks in KC. Give kids a chance!
Don't deflect! Tell me what happened to you!
You're in a safe place.
rilla that was a long time ago don't make me relive that part of my life
there was lots of blood, and that's all I will say
Backwards imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
Rollerblading is much much more gay than skating!!
Hardest part about rollerskating?
I'm awesome on rollerblades. Never did tricks, but played roller hockey for 4-6 years.
Would have played ice, but like UG there aren't that many places (and it's $$$)
deer stew ftw
Fending off all the ladies getting up on my spandex-covered junk.Quote:
Originally Posted by XTR1000
that, and the fucking limbo. everyone probably has a similar story like this, but the same bitch would win it at every goddamn skating party because she could do the splits on skates.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
p.s. do they even have skating parties for kids anymore?