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Wow!
I've heard both sides make the claim. I've also heard girls are more inclined to give head without. I guess at the end of the day I just don't care.
Holy fuckbirds. I kind of ignored that video on reddit cos I assumed it was afterwards and that it was just going to be a minute-long clip of the initial thumbnail. Glad I clicked it here.
All that matters is that when I have sex or get head it feels so good that it makes me really, really want to do it again, so much so that I'm sometimes inclined to do irrational things to experience it again sooner than might otherwise have been the case. If that's not what it's like for you, ha unlucky dude.
that darth vader pic is one of my favorite on all of the internets
voodoo ITT
i guess that's a hardcore carbon filter? activated carbon is good for removing all chemicals and shit. it doesn't seem to remove sugar though, the guy says (in japanese) that it basically tastes like sugar water.
Filling out a tax return is so fucking frustrating.
I'm stuck! Are you an accountant?
Yep
Brilliant. Will pm you when I get a chance later today. Thanks.
But before I do, I just wanna check, do you work for hmrc?
No I don't :) We'll continue this via PM I'll see what I can do for ya
know that feeling when you step in something and you're sure right away that it's either a) ice cream or b) dog poo? today, for the first time ever, it was ice cream!
So, I kinda' wanna move to New Zealand.
My newest discovery and absolutely horrible treat, fries with mayo and sriracha
jesus fuck. what happened to just salt?
I can think of 4 consumables off the top of my head that I strongly dislike.
olives, pickles, jagermeister, and mayonnaise
Not together of course. Although the 4 together might actually be better than any one by itself.
I've been rocking sriracha and fries for a while now.
It might just be the pickles that I've had. I like cucumbers and I like other brined foods. Just never really thought pickles added much to sandwiches or burgers and often detracted from them.
Olives I just don't like the flavor of, jager is gag worthy, and mayo isn't all that pleasant either and if I'm going to be eating something with cheap vegetable oil, preservatives etc. it better taste really good.
just my opinion of course
Pickle Juice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdSfDeWQlII
Holy shit that guy is hilarious.
I got this spicy smoked paprika and maplewood smoked salt form a boutique tea and spice shop a while back. Fry some potatoes + sprinkle some of that salt and paprika + srirachi aioli is pretty much awesome.
When making coffee or w/e I can only stir in an anti-clockwise direction with my right hand and clockwork with my left. I mean I can do the other way but not very well and it feels weird.
Actually, now I've practised stirring backwards I've realised I've far more versatile with my left hand in spite of being right handed.
I agree - I'm just a huge fan of dill-pickles, so, when I eat a sandwich or burger, I want pickles. All the pickles.
I don't eat salad dressing on my salad, just a tad of salt.
I have tried olives. I do not like them. I knew someone that could probably eat a whole jar by themselves in one sitting. It perplexed me.
Mayo - well, it smells and looks gross. Recently, because I was told I "wouldn't" do something, I tried a deviled egg. I was surprised, I loved it. But, it was made with the yolk, mayo, and dill-pickle juice, oh, and some pepper. It was amazing. I felt really gross for eating something with mayo in it, and didn't want to eat anymore, but, dear god they were good, so I made my own, and had about 8-9 deviled eggs. It made me hate myself a little. Being from the souf, mayo is one of those things that people look at you kinda' funny if you don't like it. But, then again, people look at you funny if you do a lot of smart things, soooo, no biggie.
Oh - I also don't like tomatoes by themselves. I can eat them with homemade salsa, but, not by themselves, or on a sandwich, or a burger, or anything else other than salsa. And ketchup. Or pizza sauce. Oh, or marinara sauce. So basically homemade salsa and anything processed tomatoish, just, not anything else.
I've never had jager. If it's beer - I won't like it.
things that suck that everyone else really enjoys.
avacados.
nutella.
mayo.
Lol, I've actually made cheesecakes with avocado. I also make kick ass guacamole.
The thing about avocado is that it needs something else. If you don't know what you're doing and just plop it on any ol salad, it can be problematic
I eat avocados almost daily. Cut in half with some season salt.
Wow that this actually exists and I've never been aware of it. It's known as the door to hell.
http://www.amusingplanet.com/2011/06...crater-in.html
Very cool, rong
so...
yeah
I saw hannibal burress once in the basement of a bar in nyc. It's where a lot of comics went to try new stuff. There was an audience of like 7 people, including myself. I sat near Pete Holmes who went on next. It was awesome...
Franz Ferdinand makes you gay if you listen to it, right?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
There was a while there were Boog and I were hitting up the Comedy Cellar semi-regularly and it was kinda like this (though not quite that small...maybe more like 15-20 people).
This was right around when the first few episodes of Louie were airing, and I'm not sure if we just lucked out the first few times we went, or if that show made that place blow up, but it became more-and-more of a $30 cover, line around the door type place every time we went.
:shh:
The whole article sucks. The crater is real cool and all but the article almost blows it
It's a giant crater of fire known as the door to hell. Nothing could make it suck.
Cool pics though. A
Yeah it's going on teh bucket list. Thanks
Fun poker-related trivia fact for the day:
You are more likely to get a full house while playing poker than click on a banner ad. (Source: Solve Media)
I just had to share this.
In other news, the sky is blue (except in Cleveland.)
I presumed Hold 'Em, but that is a good point.
However, I would be willing to be that no matter the game of poker, you are still more likely to get a full house (again, presuming by the end of the hand, not on the flop or the first draw or anything) than you are to click a banner ad.
I am also willing to be that we all remember the last time we had a full house, but not the last time we voluntarily clicked a banner ad.
Huh?
you don't click on banners? your loss. my 14 ipads are being delivered this week
so, i measured myself the other day, and, i'm wearing the wrong bra-size. idk how this happened, seeing as how I was once upon a time a 32-34a, then when i got all fat cause of meds and not taking care of myself, i was a 36c.
i'm a 32d. what. the. literal. fuck. so now i have to find reasonable priced bras, which, apparently is difficult when you have a weird bra size.
no, not posting boobs, i'm just fucking perplexed at the reality of shit.
oh and i'm 107lbs now, and have a 27 inch waist, wtf?!
no meds + eating healthier + meditation = happier and healthier chelle!
in other news - i watched how to train your dragon earlier. oh god i had feels.
in other-other news, i'm learning car stuffs. a week ago i changed the engine air filter, i didn't even know that shit existed. soon i'mma be changing spark-plugs and spark-plug wires. fuuuuuuck yeah learnin' shit that is important to learn!
Yeah but it's fine because they promised that they wouldn't use my details for anything bad
oh mang....
Apparently they didn't even START filming for about 15 minutes :facepalm:
There were a couple of parts of the video where I legitimately questioned if they were speaking English.
I thank the movie 'Snatch' for allowing me to understand some of what they were saying.
I thought someone had videotaped me parking for the first few seconds there.
would be perfect if the car was periwinkle blue, boss
I have friends who sound like the dude in the video. Belfast accent I think. After about 6 pints its a nightmare to understand them.
This is why Hollywood is stupid and I've always been more afraid of knives than guns
http://i.imgur.com/l1Hrznp.gif
I'm pretty shit scared of both.
Wuf, are you saying knife wielders never mishandle their weapon? Surely the risk of disarming an improperly handled knife is less than that of an improperly handled gun >.>
gotta be a fake or unloaded gun right? he doesn't even try to maintain control, just bolts as soon as the guy goes for it. or I guess he was just threatening with no intention to follow through
I had never heard of it until a few weeks ago when I borrowed it from a friend. Great movie IMO
As for overall reception I defer to the wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snatch_(film)
Quote:
Snatch was largely successful, both in critical acclaim and at the box office, and has gone on to develop a devoted cult following. From an estimated budget of $3,000,000 (according to the Director's Commentary), the movie grossed a total of £12,137,698 in the United Kingdom and $30,093,107 in the United States.[3] Rotten Tomatoes lists Snatch as having 73% of the reviews (133 reviews listed in total) as being "fresh" (positive).[4]
Snatch also appears on Empire magazine's 2008 list of the 500 greatest movies of all time at number 466.[5]
While the film received mostly positive reviews, several reviewers commented negatively on perceived similarities in plot, character, setting, theme and style between Snatch and Ritchie's previous work, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. In his review, Roger Ebert, who gave the film two out of four stars, raised the question of "What am I to say of 'Snatch', Ritchie's new film, which follows the 'Lock, Stock' formula so slavishly it could be like a new arrangement of the same song?",[6] and writing in the New York Times Elvis Mitchell commented that "Mr. Ritchie seems to be stepping backward when he should be moving ahead".[7] Critics also argued that the movie was lacking in depth and substance; many reviewers appeared to agree with Ebert's comment that "the movie is not boring, but it doesn't build and it doesn't arrive anywhere".[6] Movie Room Reviews gave the movie four stars and said "there is no movie quite like it".[8]
Snatch is an incred film
At that range, my guess is disarming somebody with a gun has substantially higher success rate, and not too much higher risk if at all.
A penetrating slice by a knife will still kill you rather easily. Disarming a knife is many times harder than a gun because you can't grab it. A gun without great aim isn't going to kill you any faster than a knife.
When you try to divert a gun muzzle from a guy within clinch range, you can be upon him before his brain is able to signal his muscles, but doing the same with a knife-wielder will just get you cut. The larger the gun the better
I'd be infinitely more scared of a knife to my chest than a gun. I wouldn't even try to disarm the the knife, but would have no problem getting on the gun before the assailant's delayed reaction time can respond
Ya, but this guy in particular understood next to nothing about being disarmed. A knife user with a similar fault is still less dangerous.
Ya, a knife in your chest is scarier than a gun barrel. Ill give you that. But it takes a special kind of person to take a ranged weapon and bring into close combat.
its not even in the chest that's scary, but any significant cut. knife-wielders can kill you soooooooooooooooooooooooo easily. just a few seconds of slashing and you're sliced enough that you're going to bleed out without immediate medical attention. and thats not even accounting for shock
moral of teh story: dont pull a gun on teh wuginator
You can argue that it's -ev, but you can't argue against physiology. Reaction time is always delayed. This is why cars are supposed to follow behind other cars no closer than a certain distance. Humans have really shitty reaction times. Reaction time in this scenario will generally be close to a second, but under a second, and that's more than enough time to do some quick, preemptive body movements.
Anyways, watch the gif closely and you'll see that the assailant's body didn't react to the victim's movement until after the gun was pointing at the ground.
Meh.