i laid out in the sun today. it was wonderful. 80 degrees with a slight breeze, yuuuummmmy weather!
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i laid out in the sun today. it was wonderful. 80 degrees with a slight breeze, yuuuummmmy weather!
Nude?
i wish.
YouTube - Corner Furniture
Awesome local commercial.
Thor is awesome. It sucks a bit at certain specific points without spoiling anything, but on the overall it's awesome.
april is a MASSIVE brags/beat/variance month for me. don't know if i can go into much more detail without me turning the randomness thread into livejournal
black friday/heart tests/moving out mid semester and commuting/being best man in a wedding/massive workshop over my potential thesis idea, etc
friend of mine banged some rando hopa no rubber because she said she got tested but now hes mega sick and thinks its hiv and instead of consoling his retard ass i say
"u dont understand what it means to be a woman, in their minds there is no such thing as a lie if it benefits them"
the most true thing ever? i think yes
and yet any guy reading this thread would spit whatever BS necessary to bang said rando hopa in the first place.
my advice: anything short of a long-term gf type, wear a condom-- no exceptions.
if it's not the disease factor consider that a lot of girls either a) lie about birth control or b) don't take it properly.
So I laid in the sun again yesterday, and now I'm a lobster, my whole front side is anyway.
harsh, but he is certainly a retard ass.
oh yeah i saw this on facebook earlier
YouTube - English Version, Best Commercial Ever
O_o
NATO strike kills Gadhafi's son but leader escapes - Yahoo! News
This action most likely has very dire consequences for the rest of the world
fyp
and fyi
Laid or layed?
i knew it looked fucked up somehow. Laid is the past tense of lay, not lie. As in the chicken laid an egg. And lay is the past tense of lie. English is so messed...
and although "i lay in the sun" is grammatically correct, it sounds strange and is hardly used. "I was lying in the sun" is the std form imo.
why are the reps anonymous? i need to explain the concept of "joke" to somebody
reps system should be dumped, it discourages contributions
I don't think i've ever actively been part of a forum with reps. I'm not even really sure I understand the concept of it. Like people +rep you and you get a bigger green bar, or -rep you and you get a bigger red bar? There has to be something more to it than that. Serious business, these internets.
Guys, you win prizes. There's a banquet. Just start clicking and stop whining!
BB.com has had reps for ever. I have taken a beating back in the day because of all the bro science and guys that think they win an argument by neg repping you. God help you if you discuss anything other than rice and chicken breast for nutrition and think one body part a day sucks for actual gains.
Apparently, I also need to teach somebody that when you're a wufwugy you're allowed to whine all you want
Just got back from a week long cruise with the wife... getting in the elevator one day a girl, about 12 randomly says...
"I Like Pickles"
To which all of the other teens/tweens in the elevator bust up laughing...
Wife turns to her and out of the blue says "I bet you are all twelve"
This prompts quiet laughter from all of them... and she turns back to me and says...
"At least we know our kid is normal now"
I just can't seem to comprehend this story. Pic of wife please. It'll help me understand.
Gettin a little too specific there, Wikipedia.Quote:
In May, 2010, Robert Hill became the first person with Crohn's Disease and an ostomy to complete the 7 summits.
Some food for thought. The Argumentative Theory | Conversation | Edge
Pretty interesting read about why it is that we can reason, and why it might not be about finding the truth.
Is there anyone left on this planet who has never trodden barefoot on a lego piece?
Lego pieces have ruined my feet many a night
Going to see if the Jays can actually get a hit today. I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS WHILE I AM GONE!!!
fucking 12 yr old snot nosed dweebs taking over the internet with their infantile incest memes. today we strike back
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._5781024_n.jpg
I really wanna fuck Rebecca Black. Not buying this whole she's 15 thing. Unless 15 is the new 19
I wanna smack her so she shuts her stupid mouth, then smack her some more till she starts crying, then keep smacking her until she realizes how great it is to be smacked by me. Does this make me a bad person or a super mega awesome masterful person?
it just makes you a guy who wants to roughhouse a 13 year old girl, along with what we'll call, other departures from normative behavior (e.g. preferring the world not exist, and by all means tell us how you really feel about women and republicans :-D).
Oh shit yeah she's 13 isn't she. Well looks like that's the new 19
Every time you skip an opportunity to hate Rethuglicans, a kitten is crushed by a Japanese school girl in high heels
Fact: Adolf Hitler's surname was Adolf Woman, but he thought that was way too evil so he changed it to Adolf Hitler
"Hi, I'm Wufwugy...and I'm on drugs"
Video: Well Dayum: Boy Gets Live! (Caught This Bully Slippin & Fights Back In The Locker Room)
Why do I always get a sense of enjoyment when a white kid/person beats on a black kid/person?
inb4 ongbonga
Got pulled Saturday night (err 2:00 a.m. EST Sunday) for "making an abrupt exit" and got a 0.14 DWI :(
The cop fabricated a speeding ticket during the stop, off the fact I said "I thought this was a 65mph zone" when he asked me if I knew how fast I was going and come to find out he never actually caught me speeding.
My lawyer says our main case is a 4th amendment violation on top of a couple of other technicalities (gf wasn't allowed to drive down and witness or sign me out since she blew a 0.082, etc)
This is going to cost me 5K to go to trial and the lawyer says the officer probably won't get in serious trouble.
FUCKING POLICE!
I laughed. We're probably both waisist...
And a classic for our viewing pleasure. I'm surprised it doesn't have a gazillion views.
YouTube - AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT I AM A MOTHERFUCKER
I honestly think what it is is the underdog aspect of it all. Since blacks are simply superior athletes, any other race beating them in a fight is just great.
This is why I'd never cheer for an Asian or an Indian in a Math-a-thon.
Obv it was a bad decision....lesson learned
That was 4 (pint sized) light beers and a double Makers Mark spread out over 5 hours and a starch heavy dinner. I had no idea that:
1. I was even close to .14
2. How little it actually takes to exceed the legal limit
I'm not sure how people still believe the myth that food has ANYTHING to do with how drunk you are/feel.
I've never heard otherwise.
Link?
Read more about gastric emptying. Food has a lot to do with it. That said, carb heavy foods aren't the best thing to slow gastric emptying. That's why real men eat wings and ribs for dinner when drinking. Fat and Protein take far longer to digest.
Thanks Jyms, that was actually incredibly useful since my go to dinner while pre-gaming, and what not, is generally a pasta dish. I had always heard to eat a lot of carbs and starch to soak up the alcohol.
I actually looked into "gastric emptying" and the three main things that slow it down are fat/protein/fiber
I always though the bolded did the exact opposite. :/
You could also drink less...
LOL
So I'm doing the AIDS Walk this Sunday (no, I won't be wearing the ribbon).
This is the part where I ask you guys to make a small donation: AIDS Walk
My Sister in law got popped a while back, similar levels, she fought it, still lost, paid the lawyer and still had about $2000 in fines and work driving only for about 6 months. And what we call 'Party Plates' on her car for a year.
I'm assuming everybody here saw this already but I just have to make sure.
YouTube - Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
Michael Bolton is a genius in this.
Can we talk about how hard Jon Stewart owned Sean Hannity in this clip?
Tone Def Poetry Jam - Lyrics Controversy - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 05/11/11 - Video Clip | Comedy Central
A Canadian dude breaks down the ISP rape going on over there.
YouTube - #374 - Q&A: Is your ISP ripping you off? (Teksavvy vs. Rogers vs. Bell)
Regulator to join Comcast after OK of NBC deal - Yahoo! News
"FCC Commissioner Meredith Attwell Baker is leaving the FCC to become a lobbyist for Comcast – just four months after she voted to approve the Comcast-NBC merger."
I mean really? This is pretty blatant.
Pretty standard. It happens a ton with the FDA and big pharmacy's
The Video Game Name Generator
Transvestite Balloon Gladiator sounds challenging.
yes, he's much bigger than the buffest human in history