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lets get this thread out of the muck
http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...o-1303371.html
Yeah same, I've seen worse gore than that on the internet (1 guy 1 jar, rotten) but the emotional weight of that was horribleQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
WTF, he was still alive and breathing at the end? wow. If he lives to tell that tale... OMG.
yikes, that was gruesome.
for the super sickoes you can find tons of gore
by googling bestgore***warning don't do it***
i don't look at this site. it is too disturbing for me. i found it by googling naked chick and somewhere around page 11-14 there was a naked women with no head.
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Originally Posted by flomo
Can this thread up the randomness, pls?
i guess thats why they call this thread random XDQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I quit my job three weeks ago
You're a hero to us all! What kind of work were you in?
anybody know the backstory on 1 guy 1 jar?
1guy 1screwdriver was horrible. It made me want to cry, however for some reason its amusing. Like.. Id never go looking for that stuff, but when fatb links to it in irc its so hard not to click and theres something comical about how absurd someone has to be to do that to themselves.
there's life in the old meme yet:
http://immaletyoufinish.ytmnd.com/
http://kanye-jackass.ytmnd.com/
hahahha reaction videos usually suck but this ones good
reaction to 1 guy 1 screwdriver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgvVk...eature=related
Same here, a little over a month ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
"I dont think it was that bad"
lol..
From a liveleak comment:
"This tragic accident took place in Beirut the second week of June 2009. I know because I was standing there the day after this accident happened. I was told that two teenage boys were showing off their diving/jumping skills or lack thereof while passersby were walking as usual in the afternoon on the seaside promenade of Beirut called "Manara" across the boulevard from the American University of Beirut (AUB). I was told that the teenager and his buddy had jumped a few times that day. His friend made a safe dive but this teenager slipped as he was about to jump. One has to sprint away from the railing in order to land away from the stone ledge on the bottom where fishermen usually fish. I was told the day after this accident took place that a phone video of the tragic accident surfaced in Beirut and was being forwarded from one cell phone to another. The teenager filmed in this clip slipped and ended up hitting his head on the stone ledge below from a height of over 40 feet. It was a very sad and tragic accident. I was told that the teenager s face was split in half validated by the second part of the video clip. So for LiveLeakers dismissing the validity of these two clips, if you do not speak, understand Arabic or the Lebanese dialect spoken by the ER staff, you are wrong, this two-part clip is not of two different people, one tanned and one pale white as some have commented but of the same teenager is. As I mentioned, the first clip was shot in the afternoon (where more than likely using a Nokia phone which takes darker videos in the afternoon) at the "Manara" boulevard in Beirut by a teenage girl who was heard in the clip saying: Quote - Oh my God! Oh my God! Someone call the Civil Defense - End of Quote. The civil defense is an emergency rescue organization made up of volunteers, similar to the Red Cross. The second cell phone video was shot in the bright-lit ER at the American University Hospital (AUH) less than a quarter mile away. I am not sure though whether it is the same teenage girl who shot the first clip of the accident. This is going to sound absurd to most of those living in the "developing nations" but it is quite common for family, friends of wounded or dead patients, and even hospital staff to sneak in a cell phone to the ER and record on their cell phones such clips evidenced by similar cell phone videos of grave wounds I have seen in the ER rooms in Gaza, Lebanon, Iraq and other war-torn land in the Middle East. The American University Hospital (AUH) in Beirut is one of the top three hospitals there with American medical standards and ethics; however, rules are not always as tight when it comes to turning on the video camera of a cell phone. Hard for most to comprehend but that's the way things are. Both parts of the video clip are of the same teenager. I was told that he was taken to the ER where all the surgeons were able to do is stitch his deep and severe wounds. The staff tried to keep him alive in intensive care but he died two days later. The city did install a while back barbwires to discourage young men from jumping from the top of the railings and risking injury or death but young men continue to jump as they see this activity as a fun challenge. There have been similar accidents there as a result of carelessness and ignorance by the swimmers, teenagers and even men in their twenties. One day after this accident took place, I saw teenagers climb on the metal railing and stand between the barb wires to jump in ten foot deep water with blocks of concrete/rocks the size of minivans intended to break the high waves were less than 5 ft away from where the teenage boys were landing. May he rest in peace"
Very pleased to hear that he died. Surviving that would be tragedy of colossal proportions. A testament to how unreasonable and subject to emotions humans are can be found in inability to euthanize people when they most need it
I was quite surprised to hear it was 40 feet. Since I only watched it once, I didn't go back to check, but I just assumed it was more like 20 feet. This amazes me mainly because I once fell 40 feet, was about half this guy's size, landed on my feet, and suffered indescribable pain and misery. I can't imagine falling that distance, landing on head, and not dying immediately
Agreed on the death.
Thoughts on a spin-off 'pwnt' thread? I've seen plenty of skate/trials vids that would shock and awe...
the guy in the hoodie made my dayQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
do itQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
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Originally Posted by FTR Newsletter
awesome.
I just googled what 1 guy 1 screw driver was, dear god
omfg wtf
am so happy for wiki answersQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
me too. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_1_guy_1_screwdriverQuote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
jesus christ, what the hell is wrong with people??
Haha I did the exact same thing.
There's no way in hell I am watching any of those videos.
I haven't even watched 2 girls 1 cup yet.
Damn you for making me watch this. You know when you put DO NO CLICK in front of the link it just forces me to click on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I think this disturbed me in the same way it disturbed you. I started thinking about it before bed last night, and I couldn't sleep for a couple hours....so yeah you owe me 2 hours of sleep.
Stuck between a place of loving life and hating it. Disillusioned to my own flaws, scared to push forward. Afraid of success because it always ends. Afraid of love because it always hurts. Envious of those who roll with the punches. If only I didn't care, if only I did what was normal
Memory is a product of experience, yet I disregard the truth. It's just so easy. It's so easy to dream, so easy to find comfort in the known. I wonder if my fervor for life and success was a product of rock bottom, and if I'll ever get it again. I find myself unprepared for the unknown. I hypothesize and pontificate and examine all relevant data, but when push comes to shove, I fail, and fail miserably. Not by design, but because I have no drive. I have lost it. I have felt pain greater than I ever wanted, and my hate overwhelms.
I feel like a rock star who lost it. I feel like a comedian who can't hear the laughter. I feel like I need god, but because he is an illusion, I cannot get it straight. I cannot beat the paradox. I will live and die, and nothing will come of it. Only my tenure as a struggling feeling.
My dreams haunt me, my thoughts tell me it's okay, my intentions are ambiguous. I turn to nobody, I have only myself, at least thats how I feel. I am afraid of life, I am afraid of passion. I was once strong and impressive. I am now a shadow of that person. I blame the pain, and I continue to blame the pain.
I have no excuse. My excuses have been worn to the bare. I am capable of greatness, but I choose mediocrity. I choose the path of least resistance because I know what real pain is, and I shutter to think that I could go through it again. But I keep seeking that release, that one thing that could make me love again
I am drunk off my ass, and I am bare to my soul. We all got our problems, and we face them alone, but we don't admit it. I wonder if, when on my deathbed, will I be happy and have no regrets, or will I cling to the life I could have had, in despair in knowing that I wasted it. Maybe we all feel this despair, but we cannot tell it to others because it kills us. I am afraid of that pain, but I am also afraid of the pain that I have learned comes from a normal life.
God, Stephen, you're such a douche. Maybe if you actually told the hard things to go fuck themselves would you be back on track. That's what it was. The drive to not give a fuck about anything other than your mind and your desires. Oh how even the best laid of plans can go awry
"Oh no... oh god... that's a lot of blood.Quote:
Originally Posted by JL
Jesus, his face! At least he went quickl-WTF He's breathing!"
Then I started crying.
You just need some color in your life.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
http://www.psycheteria.org/iphone/mdma.jpg
did you do it? :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
that shit would send wufwugy on permanent life tilt.
Poor Wufwugy, stuck with questions science can't answer yet.
You need yourself some good ol worthwhile visceral experience to gain some perspective. Pull a Daven, imo.
+1 manQuote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
can't imagine what it would be like having to watch that to find out
that was a bit... much....
wuggywuf, start a blog, if you can write that good drunk off your ass you got some skillz.
so I clicked on this givememyleg.com
and i say, most boring website ever.
Wow, I went there and was suddenly transported to the web of 1996.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
Nothing boring about time travel!
I found the hidden message...I'm special.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
forward to the past!Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
yesQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
since then, and going forward into the future, when someone gives a warning NOT to click on something, I am going to follow the warning.
for example, i did not and will not go to that screwdriver guy site, despite being told not to. (if that makes any sense)
Haha leakage
Haha Black Hole leakage
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Originally Posted by Lukie
I'm very sorry that you had to see that shit.
I only was on the site for about a minute and i am still scarred. i didn't even click on any videos, just reading about them was horrible.
i found a box for a cyberskin ass stroker in my house. it's a replica of jamie lynn's asshole for guys to stick their dick in. i have no idea whose it is but LOL.
quite honestly, i didn't even make it to the site.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
the google image picture of the girl with the exploded tit (literally) scared me away
i burp like a mannn!
On the couch in your underwear and a wifebeater?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
stage one mastered. now try not to sit down when u go for a pissQuote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
the guy across the street from me (a weekend drunk) is barking at his dog and his dog is going apeshit. make it stop. please.
Went to a conference in Atlanta this morning and got this wonderful seat behind what appeared to be 4 beached whales. One of which had her G-string peaking out of the top of her jeans. Just imagining the nasty crust that infested that poor piece of stretched and worn out cotton was enough to make me wanna throw up. You would think manufacturers would stop making them at a certain size so nobody ever has to see that horrendous sight.
On a brighter note, my boss hired me an assistant this week. Wo0t Wo0t!! (Downside is she's a 6/10)
60% is passing, go for it!Quote:
Originally Posted by OP
I grade on an 8 point scale
There is no scale if your at work and getting paid. There is a big difference in what I would hit on company time an what I would do on my time. It's a sliding scale.
i f'n hate samsung 204b monitors. i've had 4 replacements in 2 years and now another one just died.
haha best way to take the wind out of the sails of hippie protestors?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aH5G...eature=popular
Turn their riot into a Stanley Cup parade!
^^ awesome rilla
i've been fucking with a spider that has its web outside my window by dropping little bits of biscuit and stuff in its web and watching it get excited thinking it's caught a fly.. just now it went on a huge cleanup mission, literally picking up and throwing away all the crap that i'd dropped in its web..
fucking awesome, i love seeing fragments of human-like behaviour in non-human creatures
If you're interested in fragments of human-like behaviour in non-humans tune in to The Glenn Beck show, weekdays!
http://btx3.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/glennbitch.jpg
(check local listings for time and channel.)
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/3553/thenilold.jpg
(i had to look glenn beck up)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqu7...ure=popt1bus16
chess, man. Ive played it a lot but ive never really learned anything about it.
I heard he killed a frog on his show the other day and called the frog Obama
He played his knight to C3 HAHAHA what a noooooooooooobQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Now my head hurts, I cant believe I watched that
Man I'm watching more of those now. Never liked playing chess, but I love strategy analyses about pretty much anything
pretty interesting because i play queen's gambit declined vs 1. d4 d5 2. c4Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
but pretty basic stuff
i fast forwarded a bit; black had to screw up badly somewhere along the way
my Jackie Moon costume for Halloween got here today, first time in 3-4 years I'm not scrambling at the last second to come up with something.
slutty basketball referee outfit for the wife should be here this week
Pics of slutty referee or ban.
cosignedQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Family Guy Season 8!@!@!@!!!
6 seasons too many.
oh man.. I havent watched any of the new season yet.. Ive just been too lazy to download it.. guess Ill go do that now..Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73