Yeah I could frankly do without the patronizing tone.
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Yeah I could frankly do without the patronizing tone.
i was trolling
^^has spoon taught you nothing?
holy shit this thread is awesome! luv u wuf <3
Yeah because you traded in the 24 year old for a newer model zing
Either that or she's 25 now zinga
Also I'm not sure if you got the sarcasm etc, but we were totally not saying we actually hated you in that chat log lol
In the spirit of randomness I had a girl sleeping on my couch for the past few nights who I was helping to get out of an abusive situation and into her own place (she moved in to said place today woop woop), and I showed her your igloo. She wants to make one now, but it doesn't get cold enough here to be sustainable
Edit: I forgot to mention the reason that KINGNAT got brought up in the first place. She plays the guitar and was doing her thing and I brought up the whole thing rentpwn said about how he plays the guitar and never gets laid, and I said I bet she gets a ton of pussy from playing the guitar lol
Lol the randomness thread hasn't been this entertaining since a long time.
Omfg that video. Your move Obama?
it is always time for above & beyonds acoustic album.
why the fuck can i not find the drunk thread
I miss a week of rando thread and it becomes the greatest thing ever? Imma just stop posting for the greater good.
As far as I can tell, hipster refers to any 20s-30s person who isn't completely white bread. There seem to be a lot of people who are dumb enough to think this is a small, easily generalized subset of people. Hipsters are anyone who don't drink Bud Light, which translates into, "You hipsters are all the same. You're always either drinking PBRs or hoppy microbrews or sazeracs or red wine"; hipsters are anyone who don't put on a polo shirt and loose fitting khakis/jeans and basically nothing else for going out, which translates into, "You hipsters are all the same. You're always wearing skinny jeans/puffy pants, v-necks/turtlenecks/scarves, too much clothes/too little clothes, various ungeneralizable accessories, beards and/or mustaches and/or and/or sideburns and/or completely bald and/or {you see how I couldn't possibly list out all the variations}."
These people are often hated for being presumably smug--after all, they think they're so cool and in touch with their soul that they have the audacity to stand out against tradition--and there are no doubt people listen to non-standard music/find non-standard ways to enjoy a day/etc who are incredibly smug and full of themselves for being their own extraordinary being. However, there is nothing in the whole wide universe of human interaction that can even come close to the snobbery of normalcy. Find me a theater person who wears oval-shaped frames and enjoys a sherry, then find me a Star Wars fan whose favorite food is pizza, and I would put my money on the latter looking down on the former more often than the other way around 100% of the time.
Summary of the topic of this conversation:
<--- Surviva
Everybody else --->
HEY REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS RAVING ABOUT HOW GREAT THE RANDO THREAD WAS BECOMING, AND I DECIDED TO COME BACK AND RUIN IT LIKE I DO EVERYTHIN!
going to a thing called 'mardi gras at the castle' tonight - which is actually at a castle. mermaid-ing it up.
Mardi gras? what's that? Are you going to eat grass?
http://i.imgur.com/WRqWLyq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lBzwqMn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Skza3YM.png
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...81157496_n.jpg
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...-david-sedaris
I fucking love David Sedaris.
That's a picture of my alleged niece that I posted last.
I got When You Are Engulfed In Flames because I thought it was the best title for a book since Golfing for Cats. I can recommend that one, it's a collection of short stories. The other one I read was Me Talk Pretty One Day which is about him growing up as a gay kid in the 70's. Good book, but more dark than funny. He and Jack Handey are my two favorite funny people at the moment.
[01:08pm] [bbickes] chris martin is da best
[01:08pm] [bbickes] tell me you love me, if you don't then lie to me
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[01:17pm] [fats] oh yeah
[01:17pm] [fats] nanas!
[01:17pm] [fats] feelings
[01:17pm] [fats] bb i love you
[01:17pm] [fats] no lies
some people know exactly what to say to you.
Wait, fatb is still alive and in communication with the non-tundra-covered world?
fatb is the best internet user ever. He doesn't know it, but he's too good to post here, hence his 50 posts in like 10 years.
Yeah I still talk to him on Skype sometimes, he's the shit
lawd gawd. mermaid outfit was awesome. dancing for hours was awesome. driving home and a cyst rupturing while driving was not awesome.
Funniest pokers of my life was 2 tabling 50nl hu v fatb.
Ha, awesome.
I fucking hate hipsters.
The only person I know who is sensitive about jokes about his mother, is the one whose mother is an actual whore.
First day at the gym doing weights. I now can't lift my arms above chest height.
Not doing leg day as your first day lol
photog frand sent me a pic from the event Saturday. I don't even look like me. woowoo.
also: omgomgomgomg classes start Thursday. oh gad.
Hope everyone is having a great week thus far! :)
It's only when I see spoon and savy post on the same page that I realise spoon hasn't stolen savy's avatar.
Feminists seem like reasonable, rational folks.
http://reason.com/blog/2014/08/26/na...ate-rape-drugs
A nail polish that'll help you identify when GHB or rohypnol is in your drink? No thanks. You see I prefer the world like I prefer my bowling lanes - with bumper posts. It shouldn't matter what choices I make with my bowling ball, those pins better come down.
Ehhh, honestly those are the more neo-fems than anything.
Obviously, no nail polish won't "stop" rape from happening - rape is something that happens to both males and females. People are assholes, and they shouldn't be. But, obv this nail polish is A+ in my book. People shouldn't have to worry about getting raped, again, that goes for males and females.
there is nothing sexier than hearing spotify turn on after the internet has been out for 6 hours.
even if it is iggy azalea's fancy
Hahaha
I see my avatar plan has worked well
Also on the subject of different types of feminists attacking each other: http://www.nationalreview.com/articl...atherine-timpf
the riesling is gone so we are switching to sparkling wine.
Fat cannot be compacted, only displaced. Seen a lot of people today who need to be told this.
fat can be displaced?
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:34:46 <@bbickes> touch mah neck
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:34:49 <@bbickes> and ill touch yours
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:39:19 * geoo touches
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] 11:41:09 <@bbickes> hello
[08:10pm] [kiwiMahk] scammed.
It was the right word. I'm just kinda baffled at the idea. Come to think of it, I guess people do try to do that
Was helping a friend get moved in with her new roommate, a recently divorced, church-going woman in her late 50s. She was wearing at least three crosses the first time we met, and this was set to be the second time we met. I walk in to hear Khia's familiar voice...
MY NECK
MY BACK
LICK MY PUSSY
AND MY CRACK
...and that poor woman was so embarrassed because she didn't know that we had walked in.
It's a catchy tune! Don't judge.
nothing more mortifying than guilty pleasures.
Nothing more guilty than mortifying pleasures
Nothing more pleasurable than mortifying guilt