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i've played, practised, trained my violin playing ability probably a few orders of magnitude higher and harder than this girl, and my skills are appropriately also higher, and yet the truth of the matter is i'll probably never be anywhere near famous or rich as she. sob.
Most famous & rich musicians don't have the technical abilities of many very disciplined nobodies. You wanna be rich and famous playing music? You've got to have at least a little bit of talent, but mostly you have to be marketable and lucky.
im too bitter.
i shouldn't drink.
who the fuck am i kidding? brb bourbon and drpepper.
school confirmed no fun.
I thought the same thing ge00 . Its still cool but idk, im positive HighMe me would get way more enjoyment out of it than me being sober.
fucking cooler of haterade itt. except jack. he's legit as shit.
I think only Chelle has kept the Randomness of the thread alive over the last few pages
I enjoy the wub wub, but not all the time. What bothered me about the video though was how the chick made awkward and extended eye contact with the camera. Stop. Looking. Into. My. Soul.
oh and porn. lots and lots of porn gifs.
the fuck is with people being so shady and shit?
like I said - my head is a ongoing amazingly random fucking mess right now.
This thread's getting a little too organized around chelle's randomness.
also: Boog: shut your damned whore clown mouth :x
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This one is good:
...I used to have balls. My partner and I call it my skin cap now. She is putting on a brave face but I know she is secretly freaked out my what now looks a third armpit. Smooth though. Smoothest bloody armpit ever.
- I can now pass urine in 3 positions: standing, sitting and curled in a ball weeping.
sleep;
because fuck being awake.
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fuck everything.
jenna marbles is so much better than anything else.
sej never used in ranked. broken as shit imo.
how hard is it on riven to go. red. gank.
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it's the law of supply and command bitchez!
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i dont know what a jenna hart is
this was surprisingly awesome.
just remember, apples have feelings, ya cunt bitch
why are white people so damn boring?
the poor ones like wwe and bowling, both of which fucking suck. the rich ones like golf and lobster, both of which fucking suck. maybe i should become puerto rican or something
My good friend across the street is black. Went drinking after work with a friend that's cuban. Wife is mexican. Maybe drop the racial barrier and just look for cool people to hang out with.
maybe i'll hang out with your mom
i also have been spending a lot of time with my family since my brother's wedding is next week, and they're about as northwestern redneck as it gets
my sister is afraid of going out without a gun. no joke
PM me your number and I'll forward to my mom.
hey.
fuck you.
i'm not boring. :(
would like boosts opinion on this -
Gross!
That's way too much salt!
lobster and golf are fucking awesome k?
i lol at those who tricked themselves into thinking lobster is a delicacy
golf is the american version of that thing where brits are on horses swinging hammers.
maybe being poor is where it's at. poor peoples' sports are fun as shit (to play) and their food is fucking delicious. i'll take a mexican or chinese immigrant's home cooking over anything that can be found at any country club any day of the week
polo is obv more awesome than golf.
golf is scottish. also wuf is confusing "rich people food" with "white people food". particularly the sort that descended from the british isles. well, most of europe actually, excluding italy and france. central european food isn't all that to get excited about either, how often do you really want to eat bratwurst and schnitzel? china isn't all that poor any more, and food is damn expensive in japan. korea, also rich, also delicious food.
there are exceptions though, a WELL done roast dinner in true english style can be awesome in its own right.
lol golf being American. You better be trolling Wuf
wuf, stop being a moran.
By your logic that colors lobster as less than delicious, BBQ is also only fit for animal feed. BBQ developed because the poor and the slaves were given the tough scraps while the elite of society ate the tender cuts. The only way to make these tough scraps palatable is to cook them slowly for hours and hours and hours.
If you don't like lobster, fine-- but don't claim that it sucks because it was once plentiful and so it was fed to prisoners. There are all sorts of gaping holes in this logic, you should be ashamed for citing such nonsense.
I don't like lobster either, but I like sushi, which was also a busto ass's food.
I like poor people, until they're poor and dangerous. Rich guys can be nice too, until they're arrogant or evil. Middle class shlobs can be extremely boring, or like myself, full of a rich depth reminiscent of a matured holden caulfield.
Mostly wat supa said.
That actually demonstrates why BBQ is good. It takes something bleh and turns it better. Unless there have been some kind of exceptional enhancements in how lobster is prepared, people have tricked themselves into calling it a delicacy. I had some really expensive crab once, it was like 10x worse than a decent cold cut. Maybe the problem was I didn't cleanse my palate with the correct Chateu D'Vanderlay Goulami Cabernet
And I never said golf originated in America, I was referring to cultural placement.
Also China is poor as shit per capita
mmm authentic dimsum mmm
mother fuck.
i need cuddles.
Goddam no-one else deserves my +repQuote:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Chelle again.
just dled IRC,
no one is in there
:(
2 questions:
1: Who's at fault?
2: WWYD?
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china is poor as shit but the trend is upwards. how long ago was it that korea was poor as shit? let's say china is mega rich in 20 years, are they gonna switch over to tv dinners and happy meals and abandon their culinary tradition? no.
Dude, what are you even talking about. Who tricked themselves? Are you really under the impression that I do not actually enjoy lobster, but I have only tricked myself into thinking I like it? Are you just trolling this thread? Because in the last few posts, you have demonstrated some truly awful logic.