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BuyItNow on eBay, ldoQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
things get worse before they get better, from what im learning.
hey your strike is gone.
But where is point end point of worse. Is it now? It already got worse will it get more worse? And at some point things will get better without getting worse, but things will have goteen worse before that point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
underage girls ITT
link to discussion on how Chelle got her strike please.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
I just watched Righteous Kill. DeNiro and Pacino are two of my all time favorites.
Considering that "The Departed" is probably my favorite movie, I really need to go see this. I'll assume by your comment on the actors that you though it was a good movie...Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
It's not a good as the Departed, but still good.
But it's not fair to compare movies to The Departed or Goodfellas, IMO.
Wow, my strike is gone.
when you have no sort of set schedule, its really liberating to be able to go to sleep and wake up whenever... at least at first. After around a week of it, you just feel horrible. I think for most if not all people, having some sort of normality to your sleep cycle is very important for overall mental health.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
I think they are forgiven after a while when you don't repeat the offending behavior.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
fahrenheit tilts me to no avail
edit: oops, wrong thread
wtf happened to Nick Cage's career?
has he made a good movie in the past 5 years?
I can think of one I liked, Lord or War. Before that I pretty much loved all of his films.
gabe is sleeping in my basement right now
that's pretty random
lol, wat?Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
"Remember the Titans" has to be one of my favorite all-time movies. Denzel was so awesome before he started playing the same role in 10 straight movies.
Finally decided to get a gimp, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
like deadwood...
Lord of War is in my top ten.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Leaving Las Vegas was amazing.
The Rock is amazing.
But yeah dude puts out a ton of crap which makes me sad.
No love for Raising Arizona??
I do not think I have ever seen it, it is on my list to see though.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
And I am probably leaving out another few gems by him.
yeah, he's moving to Colorado so he stopped by on the way and crashed downstairs. good times.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Re: Nicholas Cage
snake eyes is pretty good
Is Gabe moving to Denver?
Did he try to hit on your hot wife, UG?
Colorado Springs actually, which is an hour south of DenverQuote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
nope, gabe is all class man, all classQuote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
don't confuse him with Lukie
i just spent 8 hours on the phone with a chick
i haven't done that since i was much younger, and i feel kind of weird
like rejuvenated
Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
Hopefully he crosses over to the light side and becomes a Bronco Fan.
did the phone call end with you guys playfully trying to figure out who was going to hang up first?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
yessir!Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
That was hours 6-8Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
love you!
love you more!
no i love you more!
no I love you more!!
nuh uh I TOTALLY love you more!
no way i TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY love you MORE!
get out of here there is no possible way anyone could love anyone as more than i love you!
SHUT UP BITCH I LOVE YOU MORE
amirite?
u r rite!Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Bitburger beer, FTW!!!
**hic**
I think it's awesome, Jack, but I gotta tease you man
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...1708698478.jpg
much love yo
and good luck with this girl, keep updating
LOL UG :h:
I remember back when text messaging was free around here
aaaah, the good old days...
So after a disastrous poker session (my first truly bad one in a long time, but hey, at least I got a ton of VPPs), I decide to lay back, enjoy some bacardi gold + cola, and watch The Predator in HD.
Fucking fucking awesome movie, even after watching it for like 1094019313134 times. First time fully in HD though.
I also set the Usual Suspects in HD ready to watch it next. Either that or Signs.
My car's in the shop, so I can't go anywhere. Which means tons of movie watching time and general inaction.
25 days no alc -> 25 days no sex. My sober alter ego seems to be more boring than I expected.
:-(Quote:
Originally Posted by XTR1000
Segway:
For some reason I thought this word had meaning outside of the dorky two wheeled gyro device. However I cannot find a definition for it anywhere. I thought it meant "transition to" or something of that nature. Used in a sentence: Running this commercial for the holiday season will be a great segway into next years new ad campaign.
Have I smoked too much crack?
Segue.
Damn this page is now of legal consent (in some states)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdcn9FlXrLc
should be 16 everywhere.
segue
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, I missed it
16 is age of consent in some states
One of my best friends (and his girlfriend) wants me and my wife to run a half-marathon with them in mid-April. I'm about 10 pounds overweight right now, maybe 15. It'd be awesome for me. I so don't want to do it but I think I am going to...
Training would have to start this week. FML. Maybe.
FYP.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
lol. after I got his final "are you or aren't you" e-mail (we have talked about it over the past month or so), I texted him and said, "I hate you. You're really going to get me to do this, aren't you? I really fucking hate you."Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
thanks benny and swing, I really thought I was going crazy for a little bit.
All they did was correct the spelling for you. That in no way invalidates your assumption.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6...oritiesrh8.jpg
(marathon runner shits himself; i have deemed that the image was not of high enough quality to post in this thread with [img] tags)
that thing has been posted like 3 times in the lol thread.
lukie fails again
<3 you brother
i saw lukie at the tables. i wasn't sure if he knew i knew who he was. i didnt think you even played anymore.
it was supposed to discourage UG from running a marathon!Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
well your screenname was uhh... hmmmm...... errr... will641, so obviously i had no ideaQuote:
i saw lukie at the tables. i wasn't sure if he knew i knew who he was. i didnt think you even played anymore.
and renton awoken a sleeping giant
edit: errr yeah i just caught that 2nd level part, yes i knew that you knew who i was. i was uber card dead on that table and as soon as i 3-bet you once you left -.- (just played sc)
i live beside cows. they moo a lot. sometimes i want to go outside and beat the living shit out of the cows and make them shut the hell up, but then i remember im like 100 lbs, and the cow could probably kill me if it wanted to.
fucking cows.
haha, yeah i figured you don't normally run like 10/4.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
You should tip them in their sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
just quoting to make sure chelle doesnt miss out on a lot of fun. it´s exponentially more fun, when the feedlot is on a hillsideQuote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
i read this whole thread today because I have no motivation.
why?
It all started two months ago. Wife and I went to a classy Spanish restaurant. Had a great meal including one bottle of wine, which is a completely standard, non-puke inducing amount. I should emphasize the food was really good. About 30 minutes after we get home (watching 30 Rock on the TiVo) I begin puking. It was very sudden, did not get to the bathroom until I had already made an epic mess. Added bonus, I finally make the b-room but was not able to get the lid up so round 3 of the puke spays everywhere.
Since my wife did not get sick we were a little puzzled but assumed it was food poisoning, maybe something raw touched something that just I ate, hand wash fail, whatever. I have worked in food service so I understand things can happen. Didn't really blame the restaurant but obv the memory of everything coming back tainted the evening some. Before the vomit we had planned on going back ASAP as there was a lot of stuff on the menu we wanted to try.
So fast forward to last Wed, wife and I are watching Top Chef and we decide it's time to go out for a nice meal, we hadn't really done anything fancy since the holidays. We have a cool italian tapas style place we like to go to in groups (you can order more stuff with more people) and that was the plan, but both couples bail. So feeling brave, we decide to head back to the Spanish vomit place.
Again, the meal is great. Totally different food choices except for the wine, the bread/dipping oil, and the dessert (flan). Again just the one bottle of wine. Get home and things seem OK, we watched the 2 hour Lost premiere we missed on Wed, everything is cool, I even have another glass of wine during lost. Then the tummy starts rumbling...
At first, its 'better', I make it to the bathroom and puke #1 goes about as well as puking can go. But then it all goes wrong, and I puke 5 more times over the next hour. A few times I had to decide whether to stand or sit as both roads were open. Many times I begged god to make it stop. I actually had to turn off the heat because the vent in that bathroom is strong and I was already sweating buckets. There wasn't much left after #4 or so, so I got all the bile and whatever the hell else is in your stomach after the food is gone. I was able to read some of Skalnsky's stud book while trapped. Usually you want to be heads up with big pairs!
Today, two days later, my chest still hurts from the heaving. I have kept everything down since so it was def the food, not some sort of flu. My wife again was fine. Best theory is there is some ingredient in Spanish food that I am allergic too. Not planning any vacations there. Could be the wine but I've had enough Rioja in my lifetime with no ill effects that that doesn't make sense to me. Although I doubt I'll have any more just in case. I still feel lazy and I have been using it as an excuse to over eat since, but I will live.
So thanks randomness thread, I needed you today.
One time when I was a kid, I stuck a knife in a receptacle. I never did that again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj...eature=relatedQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
no poker in the commune plsQuote:
Originally Posted by drmcboy
"one way out" premieres on Disc. channel tonight, not sure why but I'm excited for this show
i just had a grueling workout and did cardio afterwards and i'm completely spent, somebody cheer me up
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...-pyow-pyow.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
hahaha, 10/10
Haha, pyow!
That's pretty messed up.Quote:
Originally Posted by drmcboy