rofl wuf, thats pretty funny
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rofl wuf, thats pretty funny
AP - Pope Benedict XVI has opened the door on the previously taboo subject of condoms as a way to fight HIV, saying male prostitutes who use condoms may be beginning to act responsibly. It's a stunning comment for a pontiff who has blamed condoms for making the AIDS crisis worse.
Saw this on #1 top favorited today.. banelings!
YouTube - Banelings - (Justin Bieber - Baby PARODY) ft HuskyStarcraft / KurtHugoSchneider
YouTube - Hasek takes out Gaborik
I was going in search of some NHL thread, but the randomness thread can't be off the top page.
HELLO KITTY ONLINE! WOO.
it actually sucks and runs to slow on my computer.
Anyway, has anyone played sims 3? How good of a game is it?
Just saw an interview with Dennis Miller the other day. When did he become a hardcore righty? I haven't watched a lot of stuff with him since the nineties, but he always seemed to be a guy that didn't have any particular attachment and just made fun of anyone who did stupid shit.
It was 9/11 that did it to him. It's sad really.
LeQuit is coming back to Cleveland in two days. This should be interesting. I have a strange feeling that Cleveland is going to get embarrassed, and it will have little to do with the quality of basketball from either side.
i'm sure it will be pretty mild comparatively to say if like someone from boston or philly did the equiv. and really isn't every boo and jeer deserved?
Yes every boo and jeer is worth it, I'm just worried it will escalate into something worse.
Us Clevelanders are nuts.
YouTube - Cleveland Browns Bottle Gate
Detroit, however........
LiveLeak.com - Pistons vs Pacers Brawl 2004
I hope the cavs destroy them. Either way the Celtics are looking mighty fine.
I expect vuvuzela-like booing for the duration of the game, nothing less.
totally unrelated; lol the world works in mysterious ways
"P. nigriventer is the most venomous species of spider.[1][2] Its venom contains a potent neurotoxin, known as PhTx3, which acts as a broad-spectrum calcium channel blocker that inhibits glutamate release, calcium uptake and also glutamate uptake in neural synapses. At deadly concentrations, this neurotoxin causes loss of muscle control and breathing problems, resulting in paralysis and eventual asphyxiation. In addition, the venom causes intense pain and inflammation following an attack due to an excitatory effect the venom has on the serotonin 5-HT4 receptors of sensory nerves. This sensory nerve stimulation causes a release of neuropeptides such as substance P which triggers inflammation and pain.[5]"
"Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence. A component of the venom (Tx2-6) is being studied for use in erectile dysfunction treatments.[6]"
Brazilian wandering spider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Wow
YouTube - Gylne Tider - Let It Be
EVERYBODY IS IN THIS
This made me piss my pants
YouTube - Sesame Street: Celebrity Lullabies
lols i love how ricky gervais's comedy revolves around him owning himself.
The Sky is blue.
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enjoy!
how dare you talk about the love of my life like that
wendy's new fries are amazing
YouTube - Eye To Eye With Katie Couric: Being A Hand Model (CBS News)!
This lady's crazy...for real.
My geography is lolbad. I was working on some website that needed a map feature, so I was entering states and genuinely shocked that Idaho is right below us. I always pictured it being somewhere in the bottom right.
Everything else seemed reasonable. Actually the Dakotas were a little higher than I thought but nothing too astonishing.
I feel like I am generally good at geography, yet Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Nebraska are all interchangeable as far as my geographic knowledge is concerned.
edit: just looked at a map, and honestly I would have included Kansas and Wyoming in that list above if I had remembered they existed.. srsly, who lives in these states? And how the fuck do they have as many senators as New York and California?
Every state has equal senators imo...except Canada. None for them.
I know the location of all the states pretty well except the tiny ones up in new england.
Sounds like a challenge. I'm Canadian and bet I did better than 95% of Americans.
50 States - Free Puzzle and Board Game from AddictingGames!
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/6985/50states.jpg
No cheating!
I got 41 and I am Canadian...
The first one it gave me was Utah, and I know where that is but got it wrong. It's kinda hard when the map is empty.
36 perfect out of 51! average error: 198 miles. Think I got less than ten of them legitimately, the rest just by matching the shapes to coastline or other states.
42 of 51 34 miles avg error 283 seconds
47 of 51, avg error 14 miles
39 right, only missed by 100 miles though but Canadian, anyone want to try the provinces and territories. I think most Americans would do worse writing the names into the states than putting a puzzle together though
Got 7/13.
^ http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post1994358
Keep up, bro. You're like three days late.
fkk
I mean you even used the same image url
If he hadn't posted it here, though, I wouldn't have seen it. Clearly he did it for me.
Thanks Jon
So today, I had to buy condoms for the first time in years.
So I went into Tesco (supermarket chain) as it was about 9pm so no non-supermarket shops open, and spent like 5 minutes walking around trying to find them, and couldn't see them anywhere. Eventually I get pissed off looking so decide I'm going to ask a member of staff, but the only person about is like a 16 yr old shelf stacker girl, which is a little awkward, but I figure wtf and go for it, and she takes me to them (they can't just tell you where it is, they have to take you there).
Anywho, she takes me there and I'm browsing the options and they are all in these massive (relatively) clear plastic security boxes, so I can't go to the self serve checkout, and have to go to a till with a person. I look at my options and its just soooooo much better value to get a box of 18 than a smaller box so I end up buying the bigger box, which is in a clear plastic box about half the size of a cereal box.
So I head over to the tills, and they all have massive queues except for one, which just happens to be another young girl serving, but I figure I'm too old to be getting embarassed and join the queue. So I put this giant plastic box containg condoms on the little conveyor belt thing and wait, and before I know it there is a relatively big queue behind me.
I finaly get to the checkout and I can see the girl there is a little embarassed, she's only young, and she grabs this giant box and starts wrestling with it trying to use the gadget thing to get open the security box, but she can't get it to work, so she passes it along to the next till, and the guy there trys for a while an he can't get it to work either, so they pass it to a third till, another girl this time, and she tries for a minute and can't get it to work either, so they have to call a manager who takes like 5 minutes to get there, and meanwhile tonnes of peeple are looking as I'm now holding up their queues too and the people in my queue are starting to get irritated at waiting and muttering under their breath, and the girl on my till keeps apologising, and I dunno, it was just an all round embarassing experience, I just laughed it off, not much else I could do, eventually the manager turned up, couldn't do it either, so went out back and got another pack that wasn't in a security box.
It wouldn't have been quite so embarassing had it not been the only item I was buying. The whole thing made me feel like a 15 yr old again, just thought I'd share.
I know, csb, but fuck it, sharing is caring.
haha. I hated buying condoms but when i had to i always went self checkout. If I had to buy them now I'd forgo the value from big box just to avoid your situation.
Sounded like a movie.
using condoms fucking sucks.
they make abortions, ya know.
I go through the line with the person that looks most like they aren't having sex, that way tehy can feel jealousy instead of me feeling embarrassment that I'm getting laid.
wtf.. buying condoms is so -ev.. I was in this grocery store in boys town (gay neighborhood) a long long time ago and it is attached to a community center type of thing. They have a jar of free condoms just sitting out.
And ya, condoms fucking suck.. but so does catching the herp, or even worse knocking up a girl who isn't interested in having an abortion. I'm too old to run around being young, dumb, and lucky. In the case of a srsbsns gf though, pull out method is where its at.
well ya, bc is awesome too, but it fucks some girls up. Pulling out is fun though. I enjoy impressing myself with sick distance shots. Tappin it from behind, I flung one over her shoulder and hit the wall once. Even she turned back to look at me with her mouth wide open in awe... pretty sure that was one of the greatest things I've ever done.
you guys sure would hate sleeping with me, then. After an STD scare and also a pregnancy scare, I'm insanely paranoid. I dbl up my birth control methods which is lame but I REFUSE to have a kid before I want one...
I've never understood pulling out. are you pulling it out then jerking it some, or are you waiting till your dick is actually throwing up jizz everywhere and whipping it out?
well see in educational films that I sometimes watch, the pulling out is normally followed by jerking it for ten or twenty seconds before spunking on her tits/face/bigred, and to me it seems like wearing a condom but still getting to nut inside the chick would be preferable to this.
Yeah pulling out is better than a condom. And no, real life isn't like a porn video. You pull out the exact instant you start to cum. You can hold it for a second or so to give yourself enough time to nut on her stomach or lower back.
Reasons why pull-out > condom:
- You don't have to worry about losing your erection while opening the package and putting it on (George Costanza style)
- Bareback obviously feels much better. This outweighs the fact that nutting inside a chick feels better, unless your sessions only last for a minute.
- It's free
- You don't have to go through what DanAronG went through.