this was pretty awesome. I feel stupid for never seeing TWBB as a telling of the American dream, sans rosy lenses...
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Aw no more rep? Haha so finally we figured out how to abuse it, so you take it off us.
Well I got to four bars, and had 11 +reps in a row. You can't take that away from me. EVER.
Actually I'm glad it's gone. I hated it. And despite vowing to never neg anyone, I still negged people who annoyed me. And felt bad about it. Because I'm that kind of guy. A hypocrite.
i only took it away because you started to get the green bars and we can't have that.
I believe you.
But what about me :(
I was getting popular damnit.
PEOPLE WERE LOVING ME!
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Jess Crichton - Jess is an eighteen-year-old girl with family problems. She does not have any real friends. Jess tends to easily irritate others as she tends to say everything that comes to her mind, without considering the feelings of others. Jess' father is a local politician and the family is completed by her mother. Her sister Jen, who is very important to her, left the family a few years ago and is thought to have committed suicide. The whole family, especially the mother and Jess, are still very upset about it. Jess uses a lot of slang terms, and says the word "fuck" often. She doesn't respect the feelings of the other characters, and as such is not close with any of them. She often argues with Martin because it bothers her that he is everything she dislikes: educated and rather arrogant, features that fit to her father, too. Her relationship with her parents is tense because her mother accuses her of having stolen a pair of earrings from her sister Jen which the mother had left in Jen's untouched room. She is the one who convinces the group not to jump immediately but, instead, to find her ex-boyfriend. She wants to commit suicide by jumping from the tower block because of her family problems and losing her ex-boyfriend though it's also slightly impulsive, brought on by attending a party downstairs in Toppers House.
No, not read the book. Might add it to my list of "would like to read but never will".
How will I go back and reminisce over times people thought I was funny, annoying or grey?
Why is it that if I stay up late, let's say til 2am, playing xbox or poker or watching a film or reading a book or w/e and then wake up at 6am I'm absolutely knackered, but if I stay up having sex I wake up fine?
(nb solo sex not included so don't get excited thinking you can wank yourselves sore all night and wake to feeling refreshed)
Easy call. Look up Circadian rhythms and do some reading. Seeing TV or computers makes you think the sun is up in you body so when you fall asleep your not ready to sleep. Fucking is a natural night time activity.
This program is supposed to help with that, if you use the computer at night: f.lux: software to make your life better.
It adjusts your video card's color balance after sundown. Specific light frequencies hitting your eye tell your body that it's daytime, so your body doesn't produce melatonin (an important hormone for sleeping). You can also try taking melatonin at night, it's a natural sleep aid.
gunnars yo
Ya gunnars are supposed to be good, but costly. i use F.lux because 2 x 24" Acers can burn out your eyes after a while.
I've used f.lux for what seems like ages and it's confirmed great
Just installed f.lux and I'm really liking it
very
In the wake of the death of Christopher Stevens in Libya and continued protests across the middle east, I've been pretty warmed to the way the new democratic governments have handled the situation. Which is to say poorly, but with a distinct attention towards their people.
Democracy isn't easy.
Hehe, ya, this is where I remember
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May I remind you? This is a dream, and in dreams you can do anything you darn please.
At the wedding yesterday (the one for which I made the movie, big hit) I was on the dancefloor when this cute girl (niece of the bride) came to me to dance. I chatted with her a bit, not sure how it came to talking about this, I'm pretty forward I guess, but she told me she was a lesbian and not interested in having sex with me (or men in general). So I told her I had been having good success the past few weeks picking up girls, and we could go out together and try to pick up a girl together to have a threesome. She was totally down with that and gave me her number.
But I dunno if it is actually gonna happen, sounds a bit too good to be true :P. Gonna call her tomorrow probably and see. Regardless that was a pretty funny conversation :)
wow f.lux: software to make your life better is titties
Annoyed me the difference it made if I have light on in my room, light off, am in a different part of the house with different light etc.
but I haven't used it in a looong time, gotta be 6 or 7 years.
Massive tilt, router sent today and rang to set it up. Initial activation didn't work but 2nd time was fine. Then internet started getting slower and slower and then decided not to connect at all. Spent 40 mins on phone with tech support and they're sending someone round Thursday as they have no idea what's wrong, but means stuck with tethering iPhone/going to library for another couple of days >.>
0845 number at your expense? Fleecing bastards.Quote:
Spent 40 mins on phone with tech support
Got my first ever pair of prescription glasses last week (computer lenses/progressives). Been making do with readers for the past few years but finally broke down and went to an optometrist. My life has changed.
^^ does this mean you'll again be able to see when werewolf sign ups start?
^..^ in the dark.
wow, you guys have to pay by the minute to call your ISP's support line? That is some serious aids.
Can elephants use their trunks to masturbate?
Yup, and what's more, most phone providers will not add 0845 numbers to your bundle, so it doesn't even come off your contracted minutes.
Pascal, next time you have to ring one of these numbers, google "say no to 0845", search the database for the number you need to ring, and there's a good chance you'll get an alternative landline number that comes off your contracted minutes, or at least costs less credit.
They are fleecing bastards, they really are.
it's.... beautiful.
^^ wtf at the dmt one? that one blows my mind
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WTF
BBC News - Anti-Islam film: Pakistan minister offers bounty
Cliffs: Pakistani government minister offers 100k bounty on yank who recorded that movie. And the Pakistani government condemns it, but doesn't even fire the dude or anything.
"I will pay whoever kills the makers of this video $100,000," the minister said. "If someone else makes other similar blasphemous material in the future, I will also pay his killers $100,000.
"I call upon these countries and say: Yes, freedom of expression is there, but you should make laws regarding people insulting our Prophet. And if you don't, then the future will be extremely dangerous."
Gifs With Sound #2 - YouTube
Some good sunday lulz
Thing is that if that whole picture is what he drew (the top half scribbles and the lower half inception of orbs, then Joe Rogan is right, DMT really is the greatest drug ever. That picture is on a whole differently plane of existence than all the others, and I honestly really want to try some DMT now
And it's not so much that I want to try it, but that I want to take it so it will change my life
Greatest shirt ever?
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i swear the mission impossible goat stealing is unbeatable
also the move bitch get out the way kid tractor
I like this almost as much as the machine elves.
Conjecture
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A new hypothesis proposed is that in addition to being involved in altered states of consciousness, endogenous DMT may be involved in the creation of normal waking states of consciousness. It is proposed that DMT and other endogenous hallucinogens mediate their neurological abilities by acting as neurotransmitters at a sub class of the trace amine receptors; a group of receptors found in the CNS where DMT and other hallucinogens have been shown to have activity. Wallach further proposes that in this way waking consciousness can be thought of as a controlled psychedelic experience. It is when the control of these systems becomes loosened and their behavior no longer correlates with the external world that the altered states arise.
Dimethyltryptamine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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these boobs are too big.
PokerStars customer support is so awesome. I noticed a glitch in the cashier and submitted it to their tech team. I sent in two jpg files: 1) a screenshot of the problem; 2) a gif image of a very difficult level in the video game Battletoads, just for the lolz. The first customer service rep who filters e-mails commented that the image was funny, although she had never played it. However, the tech support individual who is looking into it commented with " However, we are aware how important it is for this to be corrected and are working with haste to get it fixed. Hopefully, this will be easier than completing the famous "Battletoads" level from your gif (one day I'll do it, one day!)."
the battletoads gif was the one i posted in the pictures that make you lol thread
An iPhone user walks into a bar, hotel, or a field. He's not too sure.
Ongbonga is on BBC news
BBC - Newsbeat - Fattest man: Food has absolutely devastated my life
Mexican Drug Cartels vs. Mitt Romney's Mormon Family (Part 1/7) - YouTube
crazy shit, very interesting. vice is the fucking shit.
vice IS the shit.
This right here is probably the most impressive piece of investigative journalism I've ever seen:
Donkey Sex: The Most Bizarre Tradition - YouTube
My friend works for the Brazillian branch of vice. So jealous.
Get the fuck out Adele. You can't just turn up out of the blue uninvited.
LOL it's not often I get accused of being fat. If you're gonna mock my appearance, well try to be accurate. Here, I'll help you...
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This photo was taken last time I shot someone for mocking my appearance.
sometimes 2 hours of biking and 1 hour of running is not enough. this is one of those days.
Http://www.npr.org/2012/09/28/161906...ree-expression
A nice mix of popcorn.jpg and One time!
this is like the greatest post of all time
obesity markers.
Two Plus Two Poker Forums - View Single Post - Hot skinny chicks who got fat :(
also this is like one of the greatest threads of all time.
Ryder cup is pretty tight, first time I've ever got into it and I like it.
Aussie Aussie Aussie!!! Oy oy oy!!!
DailyTech - Australia Plans "Big Brother" Seizure of S/N, Passwords, Emails, Text Msgs
welp i've been meaning to clean install my laptop and now it not loading and start up repair not running seems like a good time now
spotify mobile is helping me keep my sanity atm.
Crazvette is Canadian. This is news.
Some random stuff from this week.
- I caught a kanguru. Well a wallaby to be exact. Did a week of volunteer work (involuntary volunteer work if you know what I mean) at a nature help center, and the wallaby had somehow ended up at the american military base we have here, so they called us to come catch it. Once there, the thing charged at me while I was holding a big net, little sidestep and it was trapped.
Short clip of us releasing it back at the center:
Wallaby - YouTube
- Met a moroccan guy while working there, with whom I got along pretty well. Tough guy, had done 5 years already for armed robberies etc, but he was pretty chill and was very respectful towards me for being civil engineer and "really smart" and all that. The guy's now pulling disability and basically leeching the system for 2500 euros/month doing nothing. Also on the side buying up stuff then shipping it to morocco and selling it for profit there. I did some small bussiness with him, went to his house, fixed his laptop and his wife's up a bit, got to see his 3 kids, held his 2 month old daughter. Pretty nice family guy actually. Later I jokingly asked him, can't you fix me up with a nice obidient wife? No problem he said, in morocco there are tons, he suggested he let his aunt come over she'd be happy to get married. She was 30. But no man I need a 20 year-old I said. No problem, he could line up many of those for me aswell, but I'd have to come to morocco with him. Haha funny stuff.
- Last week a friend told me he was in a bad streak with poker. This guy, he's been living off of poker for 8 years now (like a king too, buying his car with it, everything, supporting his gf), in august he took second place in a tourney in Namur here in Belgium for 25k euro. So I went over and we played together for a day at his place (I have a calming influence on his aggressive style which works well), took first in a tourney for 1100 euro, 550 each, not bad. This got him running good again in the following days, and on sunday he called me to tell me he won entry to the Unibet Open, december 3-7, all expenses paid, on St-Maarten in the Caribian Islands. But he doesn't wanna go alone so we're gonna try to get me qualified too. Every sunday there is one qualifier so good luck to me!
See hero. Kill hero.
I want a pet wallaby
TSM TSM TSM
Belg, jij?
Curaçaoënaar, zou eigenlijk naar Unimaas gaan studeren (en misschien in België wonen) om mijn universitair diploma te halen maar ik ben voor nu eventjes van plan verandert.
But back to the randomness ... I fucking hate my phone's alarm. That goddamn thing has a mind of its own ... no matter how I snooze it, it keeps going off. I turn the fucking phone off, then it turns itself back on just to ring the alarm. It's possessed. But still, I am for whatever reason too lazy to change it to not wake me up at 5.
Fucking feature phones.
riot pls nerf asia.
why are pandora ads back?