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Barb, I banged... made love to a lot of women in my life... and a couple of dudes too, but that's not important, what's important is I can't not live with no women but you. I love you baby, just you.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
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Originally Posted by flomo
i just read the cooking stuff and some great points made by mcatdog, boost and benny. i would like to add to this comment.
cooking classes > wathcing cooking on screen > reading cookbooksQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Public libraries usually have a large cookbook selection and some dvd's. Food Network is not the only source of video, check out PBS and other channels.
Eat some amazing food at an awesome restaurant to get exicted about cooking. try different things while out dining, most people get the same style stuff of the menu everytime.(i can tell you exactly what my parents will order, off of just about any menu. but they think they are trying new things)
i highly reccomend tasting menus.
deericious
qft!Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I used to be a bigred fan until that nonsense.
How did you get tickets already dthorne? I thought they weren't on sale until the 14th? If I score some I'll see you there!
ha, didn't get tickets yet gala. gonna get them friday for sure...going to be going with courtiebee, maybe we'll meet up there bro. hoping for floor, but not holding my breath.
so so so excited.
I've only seen them once, during the Binaural (i think) tour, but definitely one of the best shows I've been to.Quote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
Don't believe this, he'll just end up breaking your heart :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
I DESPISED Pearl Jam for years and then I played Rock Band and heard "Crazy Mary" (I heard their cover before I heard the original). I don't love them or anything, but I think it'll be a good show.
new world record for playgrounds
I toook both my kids to 9 playgrounds today while on foot the whole time. My two and five year old enjoyed 9 of central parks playgrounds.
This was not the goal of the day, it just happened that way.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771
worth a watch (really, a read). guy goes on backpacking in Europe for 2 weeks, gf is a bit slow.
wow
rilla, that shit is gold. Esp when she realizes. And also this is why you never trust "the friend." They are just laying in wait..
mmm noodles.
Im getting a haircut today!! Pics will be up later, ldo.
I just got one!!!!!
I haven't cut my hair since Thanksgiving
that cant be good...
k, I'll be updating with a picture tomorrow, as soon as I get new batteries.
dear god i cant believe people date people like her.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
last email is so epic.
You haven't seen pics....besides, woman are fucking nutsQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
i'm not prepared to endure that longer than one night for any tits or ass.
that is becausr you are a Real Man.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
non of the nerdy folk
gmml = "the friend"
haha gmml is the gay friend
Also, she probably wasn't that hot because no man ever breaks up with a truly hot woman. Ever. She was probably a 7 at best who thinks she's way hotter than she is, and thus convinces herself that it's okay to be an airhead
i probably have as much game as the gay friend, maybe less.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
albeit on the rare side, this statement is utterly falseQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
also i don't care what that girl looked like, if she's making me go grey by 30, GTFO.
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Originally Posted by dthorne04
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
in the now famous immortal words of my brother...
you show me a hot girl, and i'll show you a guy who's tired of fuckin her.
your brother didn't make that up
mcat, benny, boost, flomo-- interesting stuff about food preparation. like I'm obviously smart enough to realize the importance of fresh ingredients in cooking, it's just something that I was never really taught. I go in stretches where I make an attempt to work on it, then I go back to eating like a slob. I just devoured 3/4's of a large taco pizza was delicious. I am seriously lucky that I work out so hard and probably have good genetics because I'm in great shape; it boggles many a smart mind. Of course sometimes I'm really strict too, but that's really getting off-topic from the whole cooking thing.
Pearl Jam is solid.
The part about the salsa was supposed to be a joke. I probably shouldn't make any jokes about food selection, given my reputation.
Wuf: I've broken up with a truly hot woman. She was also crazy. And I suppose 'truly hot woman' leaves some room for debate which likely plays right into your hands. But she really was hot and I think either people get scewed by seeing so many hot girls on the internet (she'd qualify), or I have gotten scewed living in the cleveland area my whole life where most women leave something to be desired. Ok, both.
Observation: The amount of weight people are claiming to do (with good form) and what I see people ACTUALLY do in the gym (with crappy form and reps that are way too fast) do not match. I'd allow for some leeway like the only people that would post about it on the interwebs are smart people that take it seriously, perhaps I'm only seeing a certain segment, but no. The disparity is just too big. Of course we already know that people lie about how much they lift, no big surprise.
My statement was hyperbole and mildly facetious. You guys are right, it's rare but it happens when they're insane or huge bitches
RE: lifting. I once worked with a guy, 6'3", 220 pounds, slight beer belly, said he squatted 900 pounds in high school, to parallel. Not only can nobody squat that much, I was several inches shorter than him, weighed exactly the same, but also leaner, and I couldn't even do half that
Was close to making him put his money where his mouth is, but he was a fucking retard so I tried to spend as little time around him as possible.
I don't think guys breaking up with hot girls is rare at all. I've gone out with two girls that qualify as internet hot and dumped them both knowing that I was the second best looking one in the relationship and that it would be hard to top a girl that looked like them. Going out with a hot chick is great but they can lose it's appeal just like any other girl.
Lukie: what's wrong with listing too fast? I read something about fast twitch muscle fibers and slow twitch ones and fasters reps works the fast twitch fibers and vice versa. Was that stuff just bad info? Or do you mean guys cheating with momentum?
Yes, normal hot chicks get dumped all the time.
People almost invariably go through the eccentric phase of a lift too quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Explosive concentrics with heavy weight are very useful IMO, for pretty much the reason you laid out, although it's not quite that simple.
I also meant guys cheating with momentum.. for example guys freefalling a bench press and bouncing it off their chest.
My main point though was that a guy that can bounce 225 off his chest 3 times will post on the internet that he repped out 8x275 with perfect form.
This is actually inspiring me to make a workout log on FTR...
lukie, we get it, you work out
sheesh
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=591_1250131811
One of spoons drunk neighbors casually shoots himself in the arm (9mm). The best part is the entry and exit wounds bookend his 'FTW' tattoo.
That's a really nice haircut Chelle. Reminds me of Jennifer Aniston.
Did you get tickets to Pearl Jam, galapagos?
Not yet, the decent ones sold instantly. Gonna have to hit up Craigslist.Quote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
Define decent? :P
Anything not behind the stage.
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My Friday Night:
Last night I caught a guy I've known since I was 15 pocketing shit out of my house. (My ipod, clothes, old blackberry, gf's jewelry) Confronted him and he denied it even after i made him run his pockets and found a bunch of my stuff. Took necessary actions and and beat his faggot ass all the way out the front door and into the street. Apparantly I fucked him up worse than I thought because when the cops showed up they came with an ambulance to take him to the hospital. (Neighbors called ldo)
FYI: I found out tonite it is 100% legal to kick someones ass in your house as bad as you want and get away with it, if anyone was wondering
Aaaaanyways, at like 3 this morning the guy shows up looking like he got hit by a car or something (thinly veiled brag) with a few friends and some guns and jacked me for my Macbook and a couple other random things. Cops found him got it back hauled them off. He'll probably post bail and come back so i'm going gun shopping today. I'm pretty gun illiterate so hopefully I don't get fucked over.
FML
Wow
Shotgun
And rottweiler
Haha, speaking of dogs, I have a Golden Retriever and he's one of the nicest dogs you'll ever meet and he practically helped them carry shit to their car.
A rot would be nice but after clarifying the laws about shooting people in your home with the police last night/early his morning I think a gun will do. I was thinking more along the lines of a non revolver pistol though. Easy to store and grab if necessary but ya know, hopefully it never comes to that.
Well, obviously you would know best about your situation, but one of the primary purposes of home defense involves scaring off intruders. This is the main reason that mastiffs and shotguns are recommended for home invasion. Intrudes very often simply won't mess with a scary dog, and if they do they will lose a bit of time and focus because of the dog. And a shotgun plays the role of being extremely menacing. Even the stupidest motherfucker knows that his handgun and crew will not protect him from the powerful spread of a shotgun.
Other reasons for shotguns are that they're virtually impossible to miss with, stopping power is 100%, they're scary as shit, and even something as simple as hearing a shotgun cock can scare away intruders, kinda like how a dog growling scares intruders.
They also can be easy to handle. Just get a 20-gauge, sawed off if you want, small and not much kick. Some don't even need the shoulder backstop. Also, they're fantastic for nervousness and women since you don't have to aim a shotgun, you just point and the pellets do the rest.
Personally, I'm a big fan of shotguns for home defense. Nothing says GTFO like a big ass gun that never misses and shreds its victims. The scare factor is rather important too because sometimes intruders just aren't going to be that scared of some wimpy little pistol. Look at it this way: what frightens you more: a clearly nervous chick in a nightgown with a quivering snub nose pistol, or the same chick with a shotgun?
12 gauge shotty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0ZgG...eature=related
Having said that, handguns are just fine. They're somewhat more dangerous (like if you have kids), sometimes more complicated, and can have jamming and accuracy problems. Just make sure to get a good one and buy the right ammo so there's no jamming (or a revolver since they don't have this problem), and probably don't get an itty bitty one. Personally, I think that the appearance of a menacing weapon in home defense can't really be overrated. People are stupid, they're not always going to be scared of things they should, sometimes their hubris will be so massive that a small gun won't make them shit their pants, so then their baser instincts may need to be triggered by a physically imposing weapon IMO.
It's unfortunate that your retriever couldn't morph into a mastiff because those things are A+ at averting home invasion. Everybody's scared of a fight dog
Or don't listen to me. A small handgun would normally be fine. I just like big stuff. Big guns, big dogs, big tits....that type of thing
Speaking of guns, tell me you've ever seen anything more awesome than these
Granny shoots MP40 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7iz1HTh9U
Auto pistol to end all pistols http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29lAwTZ0kDs
Camel jockeys can't shoot a rifle, redneck shows em how it's done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkgfr...eature=related
Wow. How well did you know this guy? What was your opinion of him Thursday night (i.e. before ever being caught)?
wow, what a story.. I just dont get some people. Like.. youre a low life and you steal form someone youve known for a long time.. fine. But then when you get caught and beat down (as you should be) you feel the need to retaliate? YOURE THE DOUCHEBAG, YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO YOU..
p.s. be careful man, sounds like some srsbsns. And I am completely with you in terms of getting a gun, esp if you dont have any kids. But be rational... you cant unkill someone. Beating the fuck out of him, ok, but dont execute the guy. Obv do what you have to if you feel your life is threatened though. GL.
get a concealed carry liscense, roll dual barrettas deep. I saw this documentary called Max Payne, and he was able to handle all sorts of crazy SOBs with just some pistols.
gl OP, make sure you kneecap him if he comes back to cause trouble
truly excellent advice.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
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I don't understand this part. He stole your shit at 3am with guns and friends, he simply knocked on your door to get in or he barged in at gunpoint? Shouldn't he be going to jail, since he already tried robbing you not too long ago, making him a recidivist? How can he post bail and come for a third time, does he have the money but then why does he rob, or is the bail like $10? Is he a klepto or something? Does he have a grudge with you?
also, shrug@rationality in this situation, if someone is planning to come into my home, threaten my family with their actions and presence, then i have legitimately no qualms ending their life.
clearly your ex-friend is a low life, but hopefully he's not the kind that he's going to come back looking for some serious, serious trouble.
yikes, gl
It was just him at the door at first, so i opened the door with plans to rock his ass again for coming back and then his "homeboys" jumped out and bumrushed the place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
I thought I had gotten back everything he had stolen at the first encounter with the police before he left the area.
So since I didn't know he made it out with anything they couldnt't get him for robbery. He went to my neighbors and called the cops saying I stole his digital camera and smacked him around for no reason. Obviously didn't hold since I had witnesses and the cops that came back at 3 said the first cops should have taken him for filing a false report then and there but they just took him to the E.R. stitched him up and released him. He didn't actually get arrested until the armed robbery and >$3000 worth of stuff was taken. And when they found the guys in their car that's when they found alll the jewelry/movies etc he had gotten the first time around.
He had gotten bad on crystal meth since the last time I saw him (didn't know at the time) so we didn't have prior beef or anything and we were actually cool and i was glad to see him. He was just looking to hit and pawn or whatever those kinda people do.
Hopefully that clears it up for you.
@ Dthorne thats exactly what the cops said almost word for word, they told me anything above the waist can be considered attempted murder if his lawyer found a loophole and could prosecute if that situation ever did arrive. Plus I don't wanna kill the guy, I just wanna make sure the homestead is protected against dipshits like this.
lol wufwugy's awesome, he can write a novel on anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Shitty story OP (to happen) good on you for rocking him.
Hey dthorne, I scored tickets for basically only $16 higher than what ticketmaster tickets would have been after all the little fees and shit. They're in a section pretty close to the stage. Aside from floor seats these are what I would have hoped for anyway. w00t w00t
Crafty FYP
Where are your tickets at Galap?
wufwugy is right about the shotgun being a good home defense gun.
for buying a gun
Since you have little experience with guns, go to a gun shop that has a firing range. Ask if you can shoot some guns before buying, these will be used guns. I suggest buying a used gun because guns are like rocks, new gun, used gun, new rock, used rock-it is all the same. You will probably never use the gun for self defense so get one that makes your penis swell. take a hunter safety course if you do get a gun.
also plan on buying more guns because they are addicting.
I'll address more later, busy watching the browns in mid-season form (i.e. sucking).
This is a misconception and absolutely incorrect, at least in this context.Quote:
Also, they're fantastic for nervousness and women since you don't have to aim a shotgun, you just point and the pellets do the rest.
What do you mean?
At self defense ranges the spread of buckshot is going to be tiny-- perhaps a few inches. It certainly won't be enough to, in any way, qualify your not having to aim statement. That is ridiculous.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I don't disagree. However, a few inches is a lot, and it's easier for amateurs to aim firearms like shotguns than most pistols due to barrel and stability. If somebody has practice, then there's no difference, but for novices it's easier to get accurate shots with longer barrels simply due to what aiming looks like. Also, sawed-offs will produce larger patter.
The difference is going to be rather negligible, though. Pretty much any firearm will do the trick.
get a pink gun! that way you can be in style while protecting yourself from mean people.
My 7 year old niece has a pink 22 rifle and a killer shot
pics?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Not sure they exist
Section 117... or 118, one of those two, I forget already.Quote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
sawed offs are illegal in most metropolitan areas I believe?