FTR Best Of 2012 - Nominations

Get famous on the Internet!

There's going to be 4 categories for the FTR Best of 2012. The winner of each will get a custom title and a post about how awesome they are. They might have to write the post themselves though.

• best poster
• best strategy poster
• best thread
• best strategy thread
• best WW player

Post your nominations/abuse others here. This will stay open for a week or so and then a poll will go up for voting. If you're too ashamed to nominate someone in this thread you can do it by PM

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Originally Posted by Pascal

• best WW player

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definitely the most competition for this one.

Best poster kiwimark.

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Originally Posted by Pascal

• best poster

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Yeah, me, ldo.
My well-explained responses are both brilliant and well written.
Also, especially for a monkey, I rarely fling tha poo.
;)

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Originally Posted by Pascal

• best strategy poster

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:shipit: to spoonitnow

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Originally Posted by bikes

Best poster kiwimark.

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No competition here.

Best Poster:

http://imageshack.us/a/img651/82/521...tryneedsyo.jpg

Simple. Powerful. Iconic.

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Originally Posted by Pascal

Get famous on the Internet!

There's going to be 4 categories for the FTR Best of 2012. The winner of each will get a custom title and a post about how awesome they are. They might have to write the post themselves though.

• best poster
• best strategy poster
• best thread
• best strategy thread
• best WW player

Post your nominations/abuse others here. This will stay open for a week or so and then a poll will go up for voting. If you're too ashamed to nominate someone in this thread you can do it by PM

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Do I win a prize for pointing out that there's actually 5 categories?

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Originally Posted by DoubleJ

Best Poster:

Simple. Powerful. Iconic.

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-1 for going there after I decided it was too easy
+1 for excellent use antique propaganda

so it's a wash.

come on, BEst poster is the Crazvette dude. He outplayed a lot of us for quite some time, and we still have no idea why?

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

Do I win a prize for pointing out that there's actually 5 categories?

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No

• best poster - I don't know
• best strategy poster - I don't know
• best thread - Randomness thread
• best strategy thread - I don't know
• best WW player - I don't know

Best WW player is lol. Does anyone really want to feed that ego?

best ww player would be gizmo. he was a nub and i think he won as wolf twice. somebody like rilla did have a super super super pwn game, but he also had one lolbad game

If I get nominated for anything, I'm going to start posting tranny porn in every post I make.

• best poster - the one of hello kitty above my bed
• best strategy poster - see above
• best thread - NSFW sexy thread
• best strategy thread - see above
• best WW player - not me.

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

If I get nominated for anything, I'm going to start posting tranny porn in every post I make.

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I nominate spoon for best strategy poster!

Best WW player - Crazzvette

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

best ww player would be gizmo. he was a nub and i think he won as wolf twice. somebody like rilla did have a super super super pwn game, but he also had one lolbad game

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Son, I had like 3 lol pwn games and the lolbad game was lolflawed by design.

Sheeeeeeeit.

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Son, I had like 3 lol pwn games and the lolbad game was lolflawed by design.

Sheeeeeeeit.

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Originally Posted by bikes

Best poster kiwimark.

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<3

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Originally Posted by supa

Best WW player is lol. Does anyone really want to feed that ego?

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you say this after complimenting me?!

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Originally Posted by supa

Best WW player is lol. Does anyone really want to feed that ego?

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Who are you referring to? Thinking you're the best at something does not equate to actually being it.

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Originally Posted by rong

Who are you referring to? Thinking you're the best at something does not equate to actually being it.

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Not referring to any one person.

• best poster - chelle kiwi
• best strategy poster - spoon bikes treebet
• best thread - randomness
• best strategy thread - dunno, can't be arsed to trawl through them all
• best WW player - JKDS

If I can only vote one, then chelle and spoon

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Best WW player is lol. Does anyone really want to feed that ego?

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Well the egos are either me or wuf... I'm nearly flattered.

Can we not have a worst poster award so I've got a chance of winning something?

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Son, I had like 3 lol pwn games and the lolbad game was lolflawed by design.

Sheeeeeeeit.

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i can be swayed. preferably with an assortment of chocolates

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Originally Posted by OngBonga

Can we not have a worst poster award so I've got a chance of winning something?

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crazvette would still scoop

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Originally Posted by OngBonga

If I can only vote one, then chelle and spoon

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these are the nominations, son. voting comes later

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Originally Posted by DoubleJ

these are the nominations, son. voting comes later

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Cheers pops.

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Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey

:shipit: to spoonitnow

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No Nominations.

Just Ship It to Spoon It Now !

Not nomming rilla (bahahahaha)

the lolbad rilla one wasnt the last game where boog tricked him, but the one where he was a wolf who never did anything

I've been playing for years. You can find more, if you look hard enough.

best poster
OngBonga - quality vitriol on a daily basis. class

best strategy poster
Carroters (I fear tranny porn)

best thread
Official SEXY Thread...Please ADD (Very NSFW). Problem, Officer?

best WW player
crazvette, for changing a wolf hunt into a witch-hunt...weeeeee!

best poster - tied between bigred and kiwi

best strategy poster - daven because no to tranny porn

best thread - pictures that make you lol

best strategy thread - rpm's index of threads

best WW player - rilla

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

I've been playing for years. You can find more, if you look hard enough.

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I remember you once convinced the wolves den try to to eat the outted Angel when there were no other specials outted and a pretty much 0% chance he was protecting anybody else.

For that, I nominate 'Rilla for best WW player. He fucking owned his own team.

Fleh! Fleh, I say!

LOL as I recall that wolf team was me, you and an absent carroters. I didn't convince my wolf team, I convinced you.

And as I recall, I floated the idea and you were on board in a snap, and then I just rolled with it being a fun gamble to get us back into a game we were destined to lose just about every time.

And as I further recall, I had even sussed out a plan of attack after a failed lynch that carroters eventually came to understand and accept. Or at least gave up on complaining about.

God damn that stuck in my maw too much.

I should have never seemed like I was campaigning to win the best ww award. I just couldn't help myself from correcting wufwugy.

If you're referring to the game where Benny seer'd me because I was ballin it up first thing, we would have won that soooooooooo easily otherwise. Nobody was suspicious of Rilla and Carroters at almost any point, and me and DTB only died because of the seer

Didn't you guys like nom fucking fulksy out of frustration?

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

If you're referring to the game where Benny seer'd me because I was ballin it up first thing, we would have won that soooooooooo easily otherwise.

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Yes, if we wouldn't have done all the things to win, you would have won for sure.

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

If you're referring to the game where Benny seer'd me because I was ballin it up first thing, we would have won that soooooooooo easily otherwise. Nobody was suspicious of Rilla and Carroters at almost any point, and me and DTB only died because of the seer

Didn't you guys like nom fucking fulksy out of frustration?

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Sure.

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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Yes, if we wouldn't have done all the things to win, you would have won for sure.

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Yeah, as I recall, you played a suffocating game that round.

BLR for best ww player. My only nom. All other categories are of no matter.

I feel like I might be reading some people's tone wrong in this thread.

God damn, I shouldn't be on the internet today. I need sleep.

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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Yes, if we wouldn't have done all the things to win, you would have won for sure.

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Finally, you see it from the right perspective

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

I feel like I might be reading some people's tone wrong in this thread.

God damn, I shouldn't be on the internet today. I need sleep.

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*pats rilla on the head*

I was suspicious of carrotters. Vote ong.

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Originally Posted by DropTheBanana

I remember you once convinced the wolves den try to to eat the outted Angel when there were no other specials outted and a pretty much 0% chance he was protecting anybody else.

For that, I nominate 'Rilla for best WW player. He fucking owned his own team.

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Pretty sure rilla's best WW play was when he was a wolf and wrote a big strategy post for the other wolfs then went and accidentally posted it in the main game thread.

For that, I vote rilla as best WW player.

Levels ahead of us.

streets ahead

rilla is just too honest to play ww

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

Pretty sure rilla's best WW play was when he was a wolf and wrote a big strategy post for the other wolfs then went and accidentally posted it in the main game thread.

For that, I vote rilla as best WW player.

Levels ahead of us.

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Did we win that round?

Blr for best ww player. No contest really, not even by the wufinator.

Yall know I have the most fun though :p

Lynch Rilla

FWIW, Cobra consistently incites the best strategy threads in the BC.

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Originally Posted by Pascal

Get famous on the Internet!

There's going to be 4 categories for the FTR Best of 2012. The winner of each will get a custom title and a post about how awesome they are. They might have to write the post themselves though.

• best poster
• best strategy poster
• best thread
• best strategy thread
• best WW player

Post your nominations/abuse others here. This will stay open for a week or so and then a poll will go up for voting. If you're too ashamed to nominate someone in this thread you can do it by PM

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best poster: there are a couple of posters who have a greater than 80% smile or laugh strike rate - i nominate kiwimark
best strat poster: for consistent good strat posts without contamination by bullshit there are only two contenders who managed high volume in 2012 = d0zer and icanhastreebet. There are a few others who posted less frequently. Honourable mentions deserved by a few others including fNord, RPM and carroters. There are some solid strat posts in blogs/ops, tourney, and shorthanded. Include Griffey P4s, DocMC
Best thread = sexy or lol i guess
best strat thread - probably one of the ww games?
best ww player - no fucking idea edit: prob ong right?

Nominating yourself for best poster is a real douche move.

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Originally Posted by daven

best ww player - no fucking idea edit: prob ong right?

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No!

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

Nominating yourself for best poster is a real douche move.

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Haha

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Originally Posted by daven

best ww player - no fucking idea edit: prob ong right?

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Your first game of WW and already ragging on ong with your bitter sarcasm I see!

Ong is hands down the most underrated ww player on site. Hes owned you all so many times

Bump leaving this open for a few more days

Ong and JKDS play one game together on their fancy new WW site and now they're best of buddies.

Uh, link to WW site?

lol do people actually think I'm good at WW? I would be if I didn't shout so much shit. Rilla, JKDS, TLR and JV are way ahead of me.

boog - www.mafiascum.net

You, wuf and Keith could all be great but your inability to construct a coherent argument makes you all total fucking nightmares to assess.

Here's an interesting bump. I wanted to read the ww game where crazvette tried to cheat and got found out, so I did a google search for "crazvette" and only three results came up, this thread being one of them. It's interesting because when craz got caught, he (not she) was all over google, with multiple links to some spidey dude who was crazvette using a different account.

So who's betting that the Italian guy who called himself crazvette has done that thing where you can demand google remove stuff that mentions you? I mean if you cheat at ww and poker, then fuck knows what other shit goes on in your life, right?

As per your question, yeah I think you can ask your search history to be deleted.

In case anyone was curious, here's a brief explanation...

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

And here's the crazzvette/spidyberge story



On the first day, Pascal and I were talking about the possibility of them being the same person or being friends, but didn't go too deeply into it. Then spidy doesn't show up or contact the wolves for 24 hours and I needed to keep him from being a drag on the game so modkilled him. Then Ong noticed at a poker table that crazz and spidy tanked in exactly the same way repeatedly. Then Pascal and Ong notice crazz posted in the game thread calling out Gala and Boog as wolves. This wasn't too telling by itself, but then crazz posted about wanting to "play a game" where people "guess the wolves" then we see who was most right by the end. This is when I realized that crazz and spidy at least shared information and crazz doesn't want to spoil the game but wants to show how smart she is, so I set out to prove the cheating


Pascal looked into it a lot too and found this crazzvette Windsor Ontario singles, Windsor Ontario women and discovered that spidy and crazz have shared one of the same IPs. I then started going over all the posts on the web I could find by crazz and spidy in an attempt to find the fullest truth.


The main thing I did was analyze their prose. The first significant distinction that stood out was that crazz always spaced between punctuation on both sides while spidy never spaced on either side. They had the exact same steam of consciousness with commas style with the same sort of thought processes and brevity, and they had the same exact usasges of initialism and signing. They both posted on a ton of different poker boards together but never seemed to acknowledge each other. They behaved as if they were alter egos where crazz was super over the top girly in a way that only a guy would think is legit, and spidy often tried to appear really masculine. I found evidence of them both misusing "thou" when they mean "though" and "personnel" when they mean "personal". Finally, what convinced me they're the same person and that crazz was cheating is that back in 2010 the differences between their prose was non-existent. Basically spidyberge used the exact same highly peculiar punctuation spacing that crazzvette did and does


By this time all the wolves were agreed that modkilling crazzvette is the best option. This is important because by then he had posted that gala boog and pascal were his most likely targets, and if everybody knew crazz had cheated, it would ruin the game. So I lied to crazz and told him that I would keep his cheating quiet and if he posted again he would be punished. He then conformed and never even protested. Ong pointed out to me how telling that is of his guilt. A little later spidy protested to me, but in that protest he mentioned he was a machinist, which curiously is exactly what the link Pascal found says crazzvette is. Combine this with every other fact and that they're the same age (Pascal found a spidy poker link with his age), and Pascal was happy with calling them the same person, and they are now banned




So we had a little mini-werewolf within a werewolf game of trying to figure out if crazz cheated and keep it quiet. Now we know that Fifty Shades of Crazz was written by a dude

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tldr; crazzvette was this Italian dude who tried to cheat at poker and ww by multiaccounting and basically being schizophrenic. He got found out by a bunch a wolves playing a nerdy game when he tried to pretend he was smarter than us. Happy fucking memories.

Oh I must point out it wasn't me who first noticed the tanking at the poker table. I can't remember who it was, wuf didn't credit him in the above post and I think the bulk of the discussion was on skype in the wolf den, with a little of the chat on the poker table which quickly moved to PM. And I'm pretty sure PokerStars investigated and paid out some credits to those who had been cheated.

That was so strange an event. Why would a cheating poker player risk exposure by cheating in a game of fucking werewolf? Absolutely nuts.