havent handicapped mma since i live in buttfuck US, but it's terribly terribly terribly easy to beat the lines, guaranteed
sportsbetting is probably generally pretty easy given that the majority of sport fans are fucking retards
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havent handicapped mma since i live in buttfuck US, but it's terribly terribly terribly easy to beat the lines, guaranteed
sportsbetting is probably generally pretty easy given that the majority of sport fans are fucking retards
Well he's sort of right on the basis that the majority of people are fucking retards. He's stating the obvious. Also, the majority of drivers are fucking retards.
My cousin is a football analyst for a professional gambler, he has a bunch of analysts covering lots of sports and she gets paid very well, so its certainly possible. Same with anything, of you put the effort in most things can be beaten.
i know enough to know that beating sports is really just line shopping, not handicapping
which is easy if you actually have access
with mma though, there's no need to line shop since the sport itself is super easy to analyze, but that's why betting limits are so low
Any sort of testicle crushing, no matter how minor
That giant zoom advert at the top of the page.
http://i.imgur.com/lo5WP.png
people who ask questions like this on facebook. you're sitting on the goddamn internet.
Spending two hours figuring out some basic html code to adjust a website template only to find that somewhere in my adjustments something had gone horribly wrong and then being unable to figure out exactly what and then spending two hours undoing every little edit I had previously done.
Urrggghhhhh......
When you make a change to your project you commit ("save a copy of" let's say) your project files in some folder/on some server. This place where the copy is stored is called your repository. Then when you make another change you commit the project again. Now you have two slightly different copies of your project in your repository, and so on and so forth.
So eventually in your repository you've got a bunch of copies of your project at different stages of its life, meaning when you realize that you spent the last two hours (or two weeks) fucking everything up, you don't have to spend two hours undoing your work but instead you can just grab the copy of your project that you committed/saved before you spent two hours (or two weeks) fucking everything up.
It's basically a time machine and is indeed your friend.
BFF even.
Camping with a 2 yr old.
Losing to quads 4 times in one session of ZOOM
not being able to lose to quads 4 times in one session of zoom
Discussing poker in the commune.
People who complain about poker talk in the commune.
Fat chicks who think they are attractive.
Fat chicks.
Chicks
Computer fans that claim to have 25000hr life, but only last half as long.
Warranties for technology that expire 6months before the part breaks.
strapless dresses. girls, all these do is make the space between your shoulders and where your cleavage starts look way bigger, which in turn gives the impression you have droopy boobs. dress appropriately.
Penaltys
2-day hangovers, moving house
A girl who wears open-toe shoes that are significantly too small for her huge disgusting feet, and doesn't realize that wearing the too-small shoes makes her feet appear to be even more huge and disgusting.
A girl who is so skinny that when she puts her feet together, her inner thighs fail to make contact with each other at any point.
Oh, and niggers.
IF YOU HAVE HATE IN YOUR HEART LET IT OUT
a quick google image search to prove my point reveals that I spoke too soon. Guess it depends a lot on your boobs and the bra you're wearing
tried to find pics with similar sized tits for fairness, and we ended up with small tits for my example. but like this is obviously not unattractive:
http://www.stiefelshopch.com/images/...203832_LRG.jpg
whereas this sort of carry-on is what I was meaning. just kills it for me.
http://images.agacistore.com/images/...1159608_FS.JPG
Yeah I mean how gross that gorgeous woman's clothes are
Kiwi, you're doing it wrong. Cover the dress in the second shot with your hand.
I do know what you mean... certain body types look a lot less attractive in a strapless dress. But you'd be wrong to say it is a hard rule that strapless dresses make women look bad.
wow, that is absurd. My nephew was riding his bike up and down the block alone by the time he was 6 or 7. Someone was always around, but not necessarily directly supervising him. What this lady did may have been a little irresponsible, but felony charges? Taking the kids away? Jail time? She didn't fucking leave her kids home all day, chained to the radiator, while she frolicked around in seedy motels shooting meth and letting johns pork her for ten dollars a pop.
nginx
Tennessee, where everybody is a problem except for you
When in conversation you have two possible words you can use during a sentence, but instead of saying either word you create a nonsensical portmanteau
Desire. Not the standard 'wanting' but the kind that invades your every thought and eats away at your soul. Yeah, fuck that shit.
I really like that bikes
I can now see the dicks.
:-(
Emptying the bin
Stuff that slides around in your car as you take corners
doing dishes by hand,
loading the dish washer,
emptying the dishwasher.
pushing the grocery cart
running out of soda
folding laundry
when spotify causes my internet to lag
driving more than 20 mins
the telly phone
"ya'll"
Every other language I've ever heard of has a 2nd person plural pronoun. Why does a language so overwhelmingly complex and redundant as English lack this? Because we had to be all, "This thee and thou stuff is so 16th century."
Still, it is tilting.
...
bikes mentioning "y'all"
people who pay for a 2 dollar coffee with 25+ coins. you're an asshole.
Will Ferrell. He is the least funny person on the planet. He needs to fucking stop trying to be funny
i only posted it because i could tell you adore him
iTunes
do i get to tilt bikes further when i point out that science has proven these are the worst internet memes in the history of internet memes
1. "boy that escalated quickly"
2. weegee and that face zoom/swap it spawned
3. restored fresco
4. overly attached girlfriend (not the actual chick, she's awesome, but the retards who img macro'd it)
5. whatever the hell that spiderman thing is
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Having to pee really gently after too much spicy food so you don't shit yourself
Waking up at 430am and finding out there's no coffee.
Surely this doesn't tilt you.
The iRack
Things That Do Not Tilt You thread. yuck yuck yuck.
Anger.
You. That's right, you know who you are. And yeah, fuck you.
Citing almost every line of a 7 page paper :'(
Members who's signature is a humorous quote about his/herself made by someone who is considered a notable member of the FTR community to give themselves a sense of belonging.
My landlady raising the rent by $25 only 2 months after signing a 1 year lease. :mad:
My lawyers assure me that I should let her know that she's being a felonious hobag (in pretty words, though) and just pay the bitch. It will only cause a lot more trouble if not legal fees if we do anything else.
SERIOUS TILT