It's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a mikbone for peeing on the carpet.
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It's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a mikbone for peeing on the carpet.
profound...
lol ...
Fnord you rule. I should sticky this.
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
Yes, that would encourage people to read stickies... :roll:
I could give you a great example of each from last night. Sklanksy giveth his bux and I give them away...
I have a serious answer:
- when we win, we feel that justice is served, equilibrium is maintained; everything is as it should be.
- when we lose, WTF SO FUCKING UNFAIR WHAT KIND OF DONK TWAT MAKES THAT MOVE HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE SO UNLUCKY OMG
Perspective is king - -
When I hit my 2 or 3 outer, "I still had outs til the river!" - - when I don't, "that's poker"
When my hand holds up, "What does he expect? He only had a 3 outer!!!!" - - when it doesn't, "how can he possibly make that call?!?!?"
Sometimes I'm ahead, sometimes I'm behind, but I make $$ (ideally) by forcing villain to overpay for my cards when he really needs to be folding.
Bad beats don't happen to me. I forever run goot. Bwahaha.
How's $200NL??Quote:
Originally Posted by Rondavu
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Still looking for Jack Handy to chime in...
...anyone?
...bueller?
Wouldn't this train the dog to urinate on your stuff and never bring you the paper? Man, that seems twisted. :twisted:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
... and thus a fish is born. "Hmm the last time I made that bad call I hit the flush and got a mikbone (wtf is that btw?), I'll do it again this time!"Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
This is very good.Quote:
Perspective is king - -
When I hit my 2 or 3 outer, "I still had outs til the river!" - - when I don't, "that's poker"
When my hand holds up, "What does he expect? He only had a 3 outer!!!!" - - when it doesn't, "how can he possibly make that call?!?!?"
lol, he meant milkbone
Haha, question still stands.
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
"...I can't hit shit! checkfold turn again...fuck it...3barrels, wtf bottom pair???"