You take a large juicy kerplunk into your toilet directly before you shower.
What next?
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You take a large juicy kerplunk into your toilet directly before you shower.
What next?
I fucking wipe you fucking animal.
Wipe.
I don't want to get poop on my loofah.
may i just say that you are being completely illogical
also i am so fucked up right now
Wiping seems so much easier than the paranoia of washing my legs fifteen times for fear of poowater leaving trails trickling down them
shit -> wipe -> shower
Not illogical. Sometimes unwiped poo can feel all squiggy, and since when I shower I clean my ass last it would mean a time of relaxation is hindered by discomfort and ewQuote:
Originally Posted by JoeHaw
IMOQuote:
Originally Posted by Hawk
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk
okay what irf hero jacks off preflop as opposed to shitting?
Then I must wonder why hero wasted splooge on the toilet instead of on some big tit pornQuote:
Originally Posted by JoeHaw
the only time shitting without wiping and going directly to the shower is acceptable is if you have no toilet paper
Shit -> Wipe -> Air Freshener -> Shower
Have a dump. Long soak in the bath. Wipe your arse on the towel. Ido.
shit, wipe, shower. seems fairly obvious really.
thisQuote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
I wipe, but only half as well as I normally would.
balance friends, balance.
Ok, I'll give you 80-90%, but not half...Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
this thread is now complete
‪How to use Eastern Latrine: Wilbur Sargunaraj‬‏ - YouTube
1:42pm] [lulbikes] thank fucking god for wesstern technology
[11:43pm] [lulbikes] for brilliant inventions such as toliet paper
[11:43pm] [lulbikes] and toliets where u dont have to fucking squat when like its 2000bc
[11:45pm] [lulbikes] god no wonder indian food makes me sick
[11:45pm] [lulbikes] HOW IS THIS A CLEAN METHOD????
I'm going with 75%. The paper is def not white on the last wipe.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
surely finding the optimal number is a simple matter of optimization with input parameters of (bustoFactor, hippyFactor, prudeFactor).
Someone bust out some fucking equations and graphs and get on this shit. (pun intended)
Shit after shower then out to nightclubs. Living life on hard mode.
i often realize i need to shit only after i've showered, and think briefly about what a shame that is.
quite obvious choice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawk
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I absolutely hate not being able to take a shower after I poop. Even if I just took a shower, I will at least wash my ass.
I am not entirely convinced by the indian method. The absence of toilet paper means you have to leave the toilet with a wet asshole, unless you use the hand towel. Which I would suspect some will do.
I am not comfortable with this.
I've heard of people carrying around baby-wipes to ensure maximum cleanliness.
They're closer to the crazy end of the spectrum (that shits only at home and showers immediately after) than most, but I get it, I get it... :o
no wipe?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
only if you're a pussyQuote:
Originally Posted by Keith
hmm lets see:
shit -> pee -> masturbate -> lick it up till clean -> shower your tongue
and for those who cannot reach testicles + anus with his/her tongue:
shit -> pee -> masturbate -> lick your hands then use them to wipe ass (rinse and repeat) -> shower your tongue (hands are clean, you licked them)
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/q...bucket/921.gif
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Originally Posted by Nekrogovner
If you meant this on the level I thought you did, then thumbs up to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donachello
Edit: wait, if you meant it on that level the joke I thoguht you meant makes no sense. nm
so would you say thumbs down to him?Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
dude.. baby wipes are amazing. I'm not a fanatic. I don't carry them around with me. But if they are there, oh my.. what a wonderful day it is. In a pinch, when the consistency is all off and it just wants to smear everywhere, I'll dampen the tissue to simulate baby wipes.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
As far as Eastern method vs Western... I think your asshole is def cleaner with the Eastern method, and where this is practiced it doesn't matter that your butt is wet, cuz it's so humid there, it would be wet from sweat in no time. The problem though is that your hand comes in direct contact with feces, and then there is not adequate facilities to make sure your hands are clean when you leave the facilities or that the facilities themselves are clean. Using bar soap with the Eastern method seems like an obvious downfall. That being said, the fact that your hand comes in direct contact with shit, may in fact make for a cleaner populace on average seeing as washing after shitting will be compulsive, whereas I know a ton of Westerners drop deuces and don't wash up afterwards.
Btw, why is the issue that your hand will be dirty if you don't wipe between the shit and shower? The issue should be that you are introducing quantities of fecal matter into your bathtub/shower. At least if you piss in the shower it is sterile... Poo in the shower/tub is just downright gross.