Originally Posted by
OngBonga
Also, all of our arses are constantly filthy. Gas is constantly seeping out, bringing with it fresh particles of shit. More so if you regularly fart like a champ. I wipe until it appears clean, then get on with my life. I haven't come down with cholera yet. And yes, if I get dog shit on my foot, I wash it, not dry wipe it. That's because a) it's my foot, not my arse, and b) it's dog shit, not my shit. I'm not that bothered about my anal hygiene, if I'm honest. So long as I don't have shitty underwear, I'm happy with a dry wipe after a shit, and a bath three times a week to keep my arse acceptably clean. Don't care if I'm a savage.