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Podesta eating pizza.
Ha.
Pretty sure Queen Lizzy shouldn't be in it. Word is she secretly supports Brexit and adores hard-to-not-confuse-with James Bond, soon-to-be-Sir Nigel Farage.
Yeah but Lizzy likes pizza. She was friends with both Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris.
She should definitely be in.
I'm guessing those are pedos.
Woooooooooooooooo Mad Dog Mattis finally chosen for SecDef. No better way to tell the enemies of the West that their fuckery ends now.
Wuf, your unabashed cheerleading is disappointing.
Slow ya roll homey, this be the shitposting thread.
http://www.bobcesca.com/wp-content/u...yanWeights.jpg
If you would like to have a substantive discussion elsewhere, I would be more than happy to oblige.
Bernie wins the internet:
Attachment 914
What's that sound? I think I just heard Ong's Trumpbubble bursting.
Funny, I thought his plan to keep industry in America was to threaten everyone with tariffs, that tax breaks didn't work.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/indiana-...obs-1480608461
Ber-nie! Ber-nie!
(Sorry, this isn't really shitposting. Should start a new thread called 'Trump reality thread' or some such)Quote:
Sanders, who railed against the country’s trade policies on the campaign trail, said Carrier’s parent company, United Technologies, “took Trump hostage and won”.
“Just a short few months ago, Trump was pledging to force United Technologies to ‘pay a damn tax,’” Sanders said. “He was insisting on very steep tariffs for companies like Carrier that left the United States and wanted to sell their foreign-made products back in the United States. Instead of a damn tax, the company will be rewarded with a damn tax cut. Wow! How’s that for standing up to corporate greed?”
My Trumpbubble has already burst, thanks to his comments on Cuba. Something like pulling the plug on the deal if he doesn't get a better deal for America. I hope this is his business head talking, and not his foreign policy head, because it's high time the Yanks gave Cuba a fucking break.
An attachment 914 does fuck all for me, though.
Oh, sorry. Thought your support for Trump was based on the idea that he was going to halt globalism or 'drain the swamp' or some other rubbish. Didn't realise it was really based on an assumed kinder gentler foreign policy he was going to enact.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Castro did nothing wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
TIL Bernie knows rhetoric but not good economics. Wait, not TIL, AIK (always I knew).Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
^^Even Chief Communist, Junk Yogurt, I mean Cenk Uygur, agrees.
Just goes to show that you don't read my posts. I dunno how many times I said my favourable view of him was to do with his comments on Russia and Syria.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Castro was not nearly as bad as, say, the Saudis, who continue to oppress the shit out of Yemen. Of course, we have favourable ties with the Saudis. Then there's Israel, who again, we list as an ally, while they oppress the shit out of Palestines.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Castro was a stubborn and arrogant piece of shit. But what he did was, in his mind, in the best interests of his people. Where he's arrogant is that he refused to allow the individual to decide for himself what's best for him. Where he was stubborn was where he refused to loosen his grip. But he lived and breathed for Cuba. And he did great things for African people. That the leader of a tiny nation like Cuba could build hospitals in Africa is notable. We support much worse leaders than he ever was.
Castro is dead, I don't know if you noticed. Cuba have had their balls squeezed for half a century or so. Their people need a break. Trump saying he'll pull the plug on the deal if it's not favourable to America is harsh, under the circumstances.
I thought you were all anti-establishment.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/trump-v...tary-1.3878234
Ooooh noooo, that sucks.
TIL that Wuf is against gov't intervention in a free market, except when Trump does it. Then it's good economics.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
So of the 5 million manufacturing jobs that have left the US since 2000, Trump is saving 1,000 at a price of about $7k per job.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Now all he has to do is repeat that trick 5,000 more times (about three times a day for the next four years) and come up with $35 billion to pay for it. Brilliant.
Indeed, but I'm not daft enough to think a billionaire is going to change the world into one that I like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
If he brings down the globalists, well then he'll be a truly great man. I'm not expecting that much from him. All I'm asking for is a less tense global climate.
TIL you like saying disingenuous things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
No, wait, I already knew that.
If you wish to know my real opinion on this, you'll have to ask me in a different thread. This one be para postano de shito.
Hint: nuance exists.
Well he started talking to Taiwan, which is gonna piss China off. So I wouldn't hold my breath on that happening if I were you.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Probably has nothing to do with foreign policy though. I'm sure he just owns a hotel there and called to promote it.
I agree with you that losing fewer jobs is worse than losing more jobs. We should lose all the jobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Yup, sure. The nuance is when Trump does it, it's a good move.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Soo, taxpayers' money should be used to maintain jobs that wouldn't otherwise be sustainable? How about trying to create new jobs that actually are economically viable?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Castro loved Cuba. That is why Cuba prospered so much under his reign.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Fantastic questions. If you would like answers, we can take this elsewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
I already know the answers, but thanks anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Monsieur Savy gone these days. Monsieur was always harsh but fair.
***Serous post***Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
You don't, actually.
He's probably out somewhere counting how many toothpicks fell out of a box.
I know that's what you think.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
They did, compared to the previous regime. And they did, from the viewpoint of a communist.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Communism should not be held to any standards.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
***Non-shitpost***Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Start a new thread and explain what you think my position on this is.
I've already said what I think your position is. Twice now.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
D-Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
I wouldn't expect any different, coming from a capitalist who despises government.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Capitalists have ruined the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
See, you don't believe that, but I do.
Stalin, Mao, and Castro tried to save us.
Stalin did save us. An uncomfortable truth.
Literally spent today telling people they hadn't counted the items they sent out. Fun times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
edit - Also that joke doesn't work the point would be I could do that in a second not it would take up my forum time.
Working 7pm to 6:30am 5 days a week get home usually about 8am have to be up at 4pm so I don't do much. Forums been dead recently though. I'm still here.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
One of the few conservative mps I actually like (tbf I don't know many backbenchers) lost his bi-election the other day. Poor lad. To some shitty unknown lib dem too.
Why is it uncomfortable? He was attacked and had no choice in the matter. It might be uncomfortable if he had joined our side voluntarily...Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
Jokes aren't meant to be the literal truth, that's why they're called jokes and not truths. You're also not severely autistic, so by your analysis the joke would be wrong on that level of reality too.Quote:
Originally Posted by ImSavy
You got me there. Good answer!Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Shitposting aside, I like how Taiwan tried to angle in on Trump, and he let them their path, and it's still not a big deal.
Makes me wonder about the people that make things big deals.
Can't Stratus The Mattis!
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Status: All Mattis Wisdom Comes Gratis!
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"Kellyanne, watch me control the news cycle with this one tweet."Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Ooooh noooo that sucksQuote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
A comfortable truth: Stalin's vision for the world led to great peace and happiness.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
***Non-shitpost***Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Lots of IYI's in that room (Intellectual Yet Idiot). Many thanks to Nassim Taleb for that eagle's eye description.
The fulfilment of his world view may not have, but a strong argument can be made that the cold war was responsible for one of the most peaceful and prosperous periods the world has ever seen.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Yyyup.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I'm surprised for what passes for... whatever they are these days.
Jokes aren't the opposite of truth nor are not part of the set of truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
What you said just didn't make any sense and wasn't funny. If it would have made sense it would have been funny, right idea but poor execution.
The joke is you're good at solving puzzles. But you're right it's not funny if you have to explain it to people.Quote:
Originally Posted by ImSavy
Best one yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI3g_laToxE
Four years of this coming up.
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Just tried watching Saturday Night Live - unwatchable! Totally biased, not funny and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get any worse. Sad
Veiling serious commentary in comedy is the height of genius! Soon, we too can live as know-nothings and be smug about it! Brilliant!
I chuckled a couple times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Poopadoop
Kate McKinnon is hot.
It's SNL, do you expect them to have a serious panel discussion?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
omfg I'm going to Jimmy Johns tomorrow, getting dat Pepe! No way these guys don't MAGA.
https://www.jimmyjohns.com/menu/#/subs/pepe/
Sigh. Apparently the sammy's been around awhile. Enthusiasm diminished.
Not really. She's got a weird shaped face. Her one eye looks like it goes higher than the other. I'd rate her six.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Doesn't really do anything for me. She's a bit strange looking yet you could make her look absolutely stunning in photos.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
She's quite nice imo. Great dimples, nice smile, nice body. I'd do her, pointy elbows and all.
Here's a ten.
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...5&d=1480957025
Half of the time I like them half retarded. I'm also big into characterization-ability. So basically when a chick is half hot half retarded in the face and has a personality that won't bore me to death, she ight.
It's like Ivanka. Half hot half retarded (more like 3/4ths hot 1/4th squirrel smuggling nuts in her cheeks).
Speaking of! No half retarded here!
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No greater shitposter than the Shitposter-in-chief-brother
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DONALD! You sonofabitch!
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She used to be a ten...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...62_634x805.jpg
To be fair, Bjork is also beginning to show signs of Debbie Harry Syndrome. I'm not sure I can seriously continue to rate her ten, either.
Ooh Kari from Mythbusters, she's a ten...
http://r.ddmcdn.com/w_624/s_f/o_1/cx...-pictures4.jpg
Marianne Faithful used to be an 11/10
http://www.wmagazine.com/wp-content/...faithful-4.jpg
Now she's a 10/10 granny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJYh5k6jv8g
Time is a cruel mistress.
Bjork looked like 16 in her 30's. That's a recording session for Homogenic which came out in 97 when she was 32:Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
https://youtu.be/ldP7I3OfQYU?t=8m
Just hearing her talk does things for me. That accent. Holy fuck that accent.
Based Uncle Nige shortlisted for Time Person of the Year! Yesssssssssss!!!
The cheeky bastard had best get it.
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Dow is up over 1000 points since Mr. Trump became President-elect Trump. That's a 1000 points that would not have happened if Clinton won. Markets would have seen her as a continuation of Obama. This is an even bigger rally than I would have predicted, and I was predicting a very bullish next 8 years.
Kenya spot when the media hoaxes stopped working?
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Craig Murray, the former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan, who is a close associate of Assange, called the CIA claims “bullshit”, adding: “They are absolutely making it up.”
“I know who leaked them,” Murray said. “I’ve met the person who leaked them, and they are certainly not Russian and it’s an insider.
Murray goes on to point out that if the Yanks knew who the leak/hack was, they would be relentlessly pursuing them, regardless of their nationality. The evidence for that is currently residing at the Ecuadorian Embassy.
America have no idea who it was, and it certainly wasn't the Russians.
It's not like the media pushing this story hasn't been caught in blatant lies many, many, many, many, many times over the election cycle. Their credibility is gone.