*March Poker Chat Thread*

Decided to put this up as a way for people to put general stuff which doesn't deserve a thread. There's no real place to just put poker chat/news/comments/rants anywhere, so hopefully this will be it.

Anyway, gonna kick this off with two things

1. International Stadiums Poker Tour. Anyone been following this? Website is http://www.ispt-poker.co.uk/ , there's a thread in Tournament Poker but you might have missed it. It's been a massive cock up so far, started with a €30m guarantee, that was then cut, then escrowed, then it disappeared and now they claim it never existed. No one knows where in Wembly it's going to be held, or how many people will bother to fly London, or how the payouts will work. Classic example of how not to run a poker tournament/business

2. Going to post a thread on this because it's really serious, but PartyPoker is testing segregating players based on winrate. Confirmed by PartyPoker:

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Hi All,

We are continually looking for ways to balance our poker room ecology. As we have said before, we are testing various features to make poker a more fun and entertaining game for both new and inexperienced players. Our extensive research shows that new and inexperienced players enjoy the game more and continue playing for longer if in the early stages they play with players of a similar ability, this includes, but is not limited to our welcome lounges. These players are free to play on any table they chose.

Thanks

Party Poker

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lolpartypoker

who cares haven't been able to play there since 06

This would be the death of poker, or at least Party Poker

I dunno. I've never had an account there. I may go and play in the beginners lounge.

In fact it doesn't really say fuck all. If noobs get an initial month playing noobs and it gives the average loser noob a longer stint at trying out poker outside of the beginners lounge it could even be a good thing.

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Originally Posted by rong

In fact it doesn't really say fuck all. If noobs get an initial month playing noobs and it gives the average loser noob a longer stint at trying out poker outside of the beginners lounge it could even be a good thing.

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It's also happening at NL100, NL200 etc. Not a good idea to piss off regs, especially when they've already said they're removing Palladium Elite (the top VIP level) making rakeback less. It'll be interesting to see what happens but unless it's backed up by a VERY strong marketing campaign I can't see how it's going to do anything else than ruin their traffic. How do you even advertise something like that?

"Come to PartyPoker, no winning players allowed...but you're more than welcome!"

i can't understand this - the only effect that it could have is the 180 degree opposite of the one intended - "Hey look! we've got all the fish in a little pen for you, so no need to table-select! Just log in with your new, bogus account and off you go!"

or am i missing something...

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Originally Posted by DoubleJ

i can't understand this - the only effect that it could have is the 180 degree opposite of the one intended - "Hey look! we've got all the fish in a little pen for you, so no need to table-select! Just log in with your new, bogus account and off you go!"

or am i missing something...

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I assume to get grouped with losing players you have to be a losing player, when you start winning you are no longer allowed to play in them games with just losing players.

DoubleJ is saying then you just make a new account, enjoy the grace period while the system works out if you're a winning or losing player and then when it does rinse and repeat

the blurb says "new and inexperienced players"; not sure where the winrate inference comes from

i don't see how PP could vet a new account for previous experience

Yeah, where does it say winning or losing players? It says new.

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2. Going to post a thread on this because it's really serious, but PartyPoker is testing segregating players based on winrate.

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Even better, create a new account and crush until you end up being outside the "new or inexperienced" criteria.

The reason everyone thought it was for losing players too was this term in their T&C

3. Rating Manipulation:
Players intentionally losing games on low stakes tables to keep their rank at a lower level than it would otherwise be."

But apparently that only applies to Backgammon and it's gpoing to be removed.

Check out this video:

Let's throw something American content in here:

ACR are going to be running a big tournament in April, more details this week (not sure I'm allowed to post it until they've announced it)
Heads up tables coming soon
Beast continues

so i'm learning hyper turbos

wb

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

so i'm learning hyper turbos

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you check out the spreadsheets i sent you? I can send you some push/fold charts I've made from them if you want. you starting at 6max or 9max, what stakes, what site?

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Originally Posted by Pascal

1. International Stadiums Poker Tour. Anyone been following this? Website is http://www.ispt-poker.co.uk/ , there's a thread in Tournament Poker but you might have missed it. It's been a massive cock up so far, started with a €30m guarantee, that was then cut, then escrowed, then it disappeared and now they claim it never existed. No one knows where in Wembly it's going to be held, or how many people will bother to fly London, or how the payouts will work. Classic example of how not to run a poker tournament/business

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http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=60473.0

Award winning poker operator Dusk Till Dawn (DTD), owner of the largest poker venue in Europe, has agreed a deal to licence, operate, market and guarantee ISPT Wembley. Simon Trumper has been appointed as ISPT Tournament Director and will be assisted by DTD’s card room management. As part of the agreement, DTD is guaranteeing a minimum of €1 million to the winner - regardless of the number of runners, with a maximum of 20% taken out of the prizepool for first place, leaving 80% to the remaining places. The prizepool will need to reach at least €5 million to avoid any overlay which equates to 16,000 x Day 1 online players at €270+€30 plus 250 x Day 2 direct buy-ins at €2700+€300.

Concerning the party poker thing, that's nothing new, Titan was doing the same thing when I was stupid enough to deposit with them a few years back. You got access to "beginners tables" for a set duration (one month?).

Of course permanently segregating based on winrate rather than "seniorship" would be utterly stupid because better players would move to fishier horizons. I don't see the point anyway, as "natural selection" occurs anyway as you move up stakes.

At least you know that you get access to "Beginners' Tables" for a set amount of time and they made it clear. As opposed to just one day hiding half the softest NL100 tables and hoping no one would notice...

Party used to do the beginner's tables thing for a short period of time after you first made your account and deposited, and I was okay with that because it made new players feel welcome. I would assume that it would make them more likely to deposit again once they lost it all as well.

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Originally Posted by Pascal

you check out the spreadsheets i sent you? I can send you some push/fold charts I've made from them if you want. you starting at 6max or 9max, what stakes, what site?

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I did, and they work out similarly to other tools that find optimal exploitative ranges based on how opponents will react. They were pretty neat.

Right now I'm working on learning the Nash equilibriums for bubble situations, and the plan is just to adjust from that based on player tendencies like I do for HU push/fold.

Oh, and I'm playing 6-mans with 10bb starting stacks and a 65/35 payout structure.

Man we should get an IRC channel going again and forget this thread shit.

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Man we should get an IRC channel going again and forget this thread shit.

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There are people on the irc channel atm, I've been on the last couple of days, along with eugmac, rpm, cobra, doubleJ and yaawn. (Apologies if I missed someone)

Yeah I'm in there now, and there are a few people. I'm going to try to get X access again so I can boot people who start shit or something since I'll try to come in there more often now.

Yes, like David say, if they do it like IPoker, and make beginners tables, people can decide for themself. I'm starting to get fed up with Party Poker anyway.
The reason I can't play the FTR tour is that FTR have a .com address, and that is against the Danish Poker law, even though all other places allow me to play those .com private tours. Besides that, there's the fact that you can't withdraw unless you have made a deposit within the last 6 months, and then there's the inactivity fee. Party Poker have always, and will always be **** :(

Surely there is something better to use than this IRC shit, can never fucking connect to it.

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

so i'm learning hyper turbos

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in b4 spoon programs a hyperturbo bot that can beat all the other sng bots.

Why are you getting into these instead of real pokerz, if I may ask?

Talking about bots, maybe it's old news, but I have only recently found out that LAG (26/22 or so) bots where discovered on iPoker a few months/years back, capable of beating 400 and 600nl for a good winrate.

It's not that I like having bots in the games, but from a technical and artificial intelligence standpoint, that is pretty interesting and impressive.

never played them before

I put a hundo on Bovada last week to mess around with, played a handful of days at $5nl HU and $5 PLO 6max and moved up to $10 this weekend once my roll hit $200. Sitting at $230 now. It's fun just to kill some time and play some cards again, haven't really played since Black Friday, maybe 1-2 random $5 home games.

how bout them custom titles




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I'll be sitting in the IRC chat channel most of today if people want to come by and check it out. There's a short video in my signature that shows how to get connected using the mIRC program. We had about 8-10 players yesterday.

i'll pop by soon

Revolution are implementing the same thing as Party, categorizing players by skill level and preventing some players playing against other players.Intertops are first to announce it and Lock have also confirmed it.

http://pokerfuse.com/news/poker-room...players-01-03/

keep players playing longer, keep withdrawals low and keep the rake machine churning ldo

keep withdrawals low because American cashouts suck too. That still the case?

i'm looking into another irc server btw

Getting increasingly annoyed at the ISPT coverage. Oh, DTD came in and saved the day, this tournament is going to be great, I hated the idea before but now DTD and Rob are involved it's going to be amazing and I'm definitely going to play it, blah blah fucking blah

The ISPT was run by a bunch of crooks and still is. They've dealt awfully with just about every issue that's been raised, blatantly lied several times, and now they're effectively being bailed out by DTD who will run the event but the original organisers will still get most the profit and credit and it's still an ISPT event.

what are ispt and dtd

see post 1 for ISPT

DTD are Dusk Til Dawn, it's a massive poker cardroom in Nottingham run by a multi-millionaire who loves poker. Runs at a loss because of the guarantees they offer and low rake

PEACE UP

A-TOWN DOWN

I'm doing it wrong?

I installed mirc, but when I go to Espernet, the command line:
/join #flopturntriver
does nothing at all.

Also, it keeps disconnecting then reconnecting and making a series of monotone beeps.

Annoying to say the least.

Any suggestions?

You are spelling it right when you try to join the channel right?

#flopturnriver

espernet? I thought ftr was on thundercity?

Incidentally, thundercity is flaky as hell. Glad spoon is looking into another server, gamesurge is always reliable btw

i think u answered ur own question

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Originally Posted by Luco

espernet? I thought ftr was on thundercity?

Incidentally, thundercity is flaky as hell. Glad spoon is looking into another server, gamesurge is always reliable btw

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Esper.net now instead of Thundercity.net tyty

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Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey

I'm doing it wrong?

I installed mirc, but when I go to Espernet, the command line:
/join #flopturntriver
does nothing at all.

Also, it keeps disconnecting then reconnecting and making a series of monotone beeps.

Annoying to say the least.

Any suggestions?

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You spelled it wrong (an extra t before river), and you can turn the sound off in the settings

FTRbot allows you to do a few useful functions.

1. If you send a PM to FTRbot that just says "hands" without the quotes, then it will send you a PM including the past 5 hand history URLs that have been posted in the channel along with a timestamp and who posted it.

2. You can use the ecalc command in the #flopturnriver channel to get range vs range equities. It uses the syntax for ranges from http://www.propokertools.com/simulations and also pulls the results from there. You can only do two ranges and a board. Here are some examples:

<@spoonitnow> ecalc AA 22
<@FTRbot> Equity AA 22 : 82.22% 17.78%
<@spoonitnow> ecalc AK,AKs 22
<@FTRbot> Equity AK,AKs 22 : 47.99% 52.01%
<@spoonitnow> ecalc AA-99,98s,87s AhKh,AhQh,KhQh 8h6h2c
<@FTRbot> Equity AA-99,98s,87s AhKh,AhQh,KhQh 8h6h2c : 50.71% 49.29%

The idea is to make it easier to talk about poker in the channel.

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

You spelled it wrong (an extra t before river), and you can turn the sound off in the settings

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C'mon. You think I tried it once, then copy/pasted my attempt into a post?
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You must think I'm stupid.

*sigh*

I am stupid. I still cannot manage to join the flopturnriver channel. I will try again after work and post some screen shots of what I'm doing if I can't get it to work.

Cobra figured it out, just saying

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Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey

I'm doing it wrong?

I installed mirc, but when I go to Espernet, the command line:
/join #flopturntriver
does nothing at all.

Also, it keeps disconnecting then reconnecting and making a series of monotone beeps.

Annoying to say the least.

Any suggestions?

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For me it pops up asking what channel I want to join. Here:

http://i.imgur.com/j01Vw9y.png

Type flopturnriver

Not /join or anything

You could just go to http://www.esper.net/publicirc.php and put in your s/n and flopturnriver

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Cobra figured it out, just saying

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talk about killing two birds with one stone

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post2137961

No downloads method works for me.

I don't know why I can't get the mirc method to work, though.... guess it's a moot point now.

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Cobra figured it out, just saying

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so much lolling :)

Oh yeah. Suck a duck. :p

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and thanks for helping out with this. :cool:

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Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey

No downloads method works for me.

I don't know why I can't get the mirc method to work, though.... guess it's a moot point now.

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You can try with icechat also. Did it yesterday, it worked.

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Cobra figured it out, just saying

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Not cool Spoon, not cool.

is this the regs thread? if so

no one likes toostie rolls and if they do, that person is a freak bitch

wtf is toostie rolls

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wtf is toostie rolls

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:o
tootsie.com

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if they do, that person is a freak bitch

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Freaky bitches are the best!

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how bout them custom titles




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lol

one liners in the BC? Sold.

yeah buddy

http://i.imgur.com/2e1oCRN.jpg

guy I know just bought this desk, can raise and lower the desk at touch of a button

hey. what do you guys do to stay active

skateboarding, (miniature) bush walks

handparty

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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro

hey. what do you guys do to stay active

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Just figure out what you would do if you never had to think about poker or money again. You have to find what you really want to do, not what works for others.

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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro

hey. what do you guys do to stay active

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join a team worked for me, or find some guys who are keen on the gym and go regularly and arrange to go with them. dont happen to live near jyms do you?

ISPT looking like its turning into a big event, not keen on supporting it with the original backers who kept changing the details getting a cut but the idea is pretty cool - playing on Wembly pitch!

Any one used any free trackers/stats programs:

http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...on-193546.html

Anyone playing today?

I'm not, you gecko bitch monkeyfucker.

useless

Okay, I changed my mind. About playing poker today, not about you being a monkeyfucker...not that that's an insult or anything.

it's OK, monkeys need loving too.

what you playing?

Single-tabling 4nl, while doing novel edits and drinking a non-alcoholic beer BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING REBEL THAT'S WHY!

V - sums up my month.

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Single-tabling 4nl, while doing novel edits and drinking a non-alcoholic beer BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING REBEL THAT'S WHY!

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you wasteman.

I miss poker, exams next 2 months are going to crush me, been pretty much fully retired last 6 months already gets old fast

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Originally Posted by Pascal

you wasteman.

I miss poker, exams next 2 months are going to crush me, been pretty much fully retired last 6 months already gets old fast

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This. Roll on June.

Had my first winning session of the year yesterday. Woot, I think.

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Originally Posted by supa

Had my first winning session of the year yesterday. Woot, I think.

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I would really have to look to see where I had anything over a BI in a session this year myself. Brutal start

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Originally Posted by jyms

I would really have to look to see where I had anything over a BI in a session this year myself. Brutal start

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I'm not really trippin about it. My volume this year is super low and I haven't been playing anything resembling an A game. I've made huge mistakes and horrible decisions, most of which were so bad I can almost pinpoint them.

Really I'm only down ~5 buys over a few k hands so combine variance and shitty play it's not that bad.