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Come on Wuf, admit it, you know you wanna.
3 has a decent face. would hit.
with a bat
who are you kidding drew? get a couple beers in you and you'd be fingerblasting 1 & 2 while 3 sucked you off
This was an option?!?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
with fat chicks, anything's an option!
the one on the left would prob be really hot if she lost 85 pounds.
I would consider the one on the right. If she had a fantastic personality, maybe if I'd been drinking enough, maybe if she made me feel really big and strong, maybe maybe
As much of a hater that I am, I'm a lover, first and foremost. If there is value to be had in somebody, I will find that value
There's value to be had in all of them if you can sell them by the lb.
Also, all of those suggesting maybe the so and so one would be alright, it's not an option, your option is a 4way with the above and everyone of 'em wants to feel special that night.
cant front, i lold goodQuote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
me irl, no, not even close. me in fantasy land where i dont have inhibitions, sure, it's not the biggest deal...Quote:
Also, all of those suggesting maybe the so and so one would be alright, it's not an option, your option is a 4way with the above and everyone of 'em wants to feel special that night.
Is kiwimark coaching now? This winsQuote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
This wins imoQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
hey look a couple fat girls i would hit
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...q8h5o1_400.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/dtrull/chicks/ashleyg05.jpg
http://www.lakecityquietpills.com/ph...3353464244.jpg
http://www.lakecityquietpills.com/ph...3197152636.jpg
http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/...3/kelley-1.jpg
http://i1091.photobucket.com/albums/...afan1983/6.jpg
solid fat chick contributions except the first one
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Those are thick, not fat. Fat chicks tits don't extend out past their belly's. They have bigger waists than chest circumferences. Find a fat chick and then we will talk
if fat is defined as having a poor tit to gut ratio then I don't want anything to do with fat, and I take back anything I've ever said about being a chubby chaser.
Agree with two above posts, but when playing the Ms. Dana Rong game, these leviathans are responsible for a Ben and Jerry's supply shortage
I like 3,4, and 5
I'm a fan of the last one, even tho she's a butterface. solid ratios
ThisQuote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
I also like 1, 2 and 6
last one is easily the least good looking of all of them; it's not even close, anyone suggesting her should seriously reevaluate the parameters of their sexual identity
edit: ok incredibly harsh but yeah she doesnt belong up there with the others imo
not the one in blue...Quote:
Originally Posted by Penneywize
funny that the last one is the leanest and least airbrushed of them all
Dunno just looks like some random girl at a beach I wouldn't give a second look to? Some of the others are quite hot and I'd easily overlook their fatcomings
I loldQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Would not hit any. In fact, prob too fat to even talk to while in a queue at a bar.
of the wufwugy collection, 3 and 4 I would call attractive, do not want 1, 2 or 5 and number 6 is like....meh it's such a coinflip I can't get excited even if it lands up that we're doin' 'er.
would be embarrassed to admit to sex with any of them
you are probably gay if you wouldn't hit at least half of these women
I would rather bang all these chicks than about 99% of freckled gingers out there. A fat chick will suck your dick off but a gingergirl makes me wanna puke.
Ya just to clarify, I'd hit em all, they look better than a lot of women and are pretty damn good looking in general. # 5 would be the last on the list and #6 would get hit twice. ON a scale of 1-10 they are all hit-able.
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Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
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Aren't 1 and 2 the same chick?
I think 4 and 5 are the same chick (but diff than 1/2) as well.
Dan, you wouldn't hit any one of the women in Wuf's most recent post of fat chicks? You trippin' bra.
I think 1 and 4 are the same. 3 might also be. I merely pulled these of the sherdog chubby thread, where a lot of the same chicks are posted.
I can only assume I'm far more attractive than you and/or have been far more successful with attractive women, as I would never even consider any of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Being called a chubby chaser is weird because I'm most definitely not. Fat in the wrong quantities and wrong places is a huge turnoff, and I don't mean with clearly obese women; even with chubby chicks I think are really hot, they don't always look good. Thin chicks are almost always hotter, but I still sometimes find myself more attracted to chubby ones like I posted. If they can keep the hourglass form and their face attractiveness well enough, they're just fine. Society, OTOH, really hates anything plus-sized, so it's hard to explore any appreciation. As much as I have tried to embrace my occasional taste for chubby girls, I still feel subtly gross about it merely because that's the brainwashing I've had since a boy
Of course, that's also part of why I generally like black chicks more than would seem normal. I happen to have had my heart broken by a couple in the past, thus my subconscious feels an overabundant desire for that phenotype
If I had a harem of ten, one would be really petite, one would be chubby like those girls, and the other eight would be a variety of the well-shaped nude model type
There are differences everywhere. For some guys, you'd probably be right, but a lot more like that type than you'd think, some of whom are really successful with women. I've spent a lot of my life avoiding women because I hate them (ldo), but the times I've pursued them, I do so well it's unbelievable. Like, literally unbelievable; I do not believe how easy and shallow and silly women are; all you have to do is pay no attention to your own idiocy, and you'll have 10/10s just creaming everywhere. But I've still never liked the generic type pushed by culture e.g. tiny assed blonde jailbait. Gimme a 28-32 year old brunette with a unique face, big ass, and hopefully great titsQuote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
I also don't like asian girls. Some of them have terribly pretty faces, but they're way too petite for me. Only a fraction of the hot ones have the sort of voluptuous I like in women. So there really is preference going on
Just look at this fucking sasquatch. Would rather chop dick off than get anywhere near her ldo
http://pornoimg.com/uploads/2012/03/...1332574635.jpg
lol @ posters on an internet forum bragging about how good they are with women
lol @ people not realizing that internet forums are mainstream in 2012
The obvious intent is to make the braggart look good, but it does quite the opposite. funny how that works.Quote:
Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
Does that mean that if I proudly assert I haven't been far more attractive than boog with successful women and still just find fat girls unattractive for whatever my own thing is (media brainwashing me, fear of squashing, who knows), thaaaaat it would intend to make me look bad and do quite the opposite? AND BE FUNNY HOW IT'S WORKING?
you're baked as fuck right now aren't you?
I find often larger guys are attracted to larger girls. I guess smaller guys might be worried of being suffocated. I don't blame them.
Dan comes across as a douche in this thread because he's asserting that smaller girls are superior to bigger girls, and that anyone attracted to larger girls must be doing so because they're losers, instead of acknowledging that attraction is an individual thing, full of subjectivity and what not.
There was no brag there. That was in response to boog saying I'm mad to not wanna hit them. I'm prob about average looking and only moderately successful with women. Even the best of these girls is a fair sized unit.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Agree that what people find attractive is subjective, but I imagine most posters in here would choose a more stereotypically good looking woman over any of these. I also imagine the more successful you have been the more selective you are likely to be, hence my previous post.
Now that you mention it, I'm not sure how boog's supposed to get laid. We've all seen the clown pics.
And he didn't bang clown chick, there's no hope for him.
he has wealthy friends
lol, and you're super selective so therefore you are successful at netting hotties and... how was this not a brag again? Anyway I do think people are generally brainwashed into preferring barbie dolls. I saw a plus-sized girl the other day and I didn't even notice that she was plus-sized until she stood up and walked off the train. I was more captivated in that case by her rather beautiful face, and then as I saw that she was plus sized, I thought oh damn it's a fat girl, then thought, oh wait is that society's brainwash that made me think that last thought? 'cause just a minute ago I was checking her out. So it made me feel bad for being so shallow.Quote:
I can only assume I'm far more attractive than you and/or have been far more successful with attractive women
Just cos a girls fat, doesn't mean she can't have some attractive features. But then I've seen some ladyboys this week with pretty faces.
Also, too many ftrers have seen me for me to be able to claim that I'm particularly good looking.
i believe the implied brag was "i've had more hot girls than you" rather than "i'm really really ridiculously good looking" in a zoolander voice, for what it's worth.
Lol at a brag of having had more hot chicks than boog. Did you see the clown pics?
Pics of Dans gf imo. Let's settle this shit.
I'll tell you this about #6: she's hot enough that I didn't notice the greasy hag tunnel behind her until about the 10th time I looked at the picture.
Lol no chanceQuote:
Originally Posted by supa
lol at bragging about girls. It's as if cooties never happened!
Then she's a big fat fatty mcfatterson.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING CASANOVA MCPIMPERSON?Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
stop being so mean to mr danarong just cos you guys are embarrassed about liking women yer not supposed to.
FWIW, I didn't take Dan's post as a brag. I did take it as him being unrealistic.
http://homepage.mac.com/dtrull/chicks/ashleyg05.jpg
If I began chatting this one up at a bar during happy hour, I can't fathom saying no to sex, kissing, a phone number, whatever. To be honest, I'm rather attracted to her. This is subjective as many people pointed out.
I think many people are mistaking "Would You Hit It?" threads for a "Is She Hot?" thread. Granted, the girl in the aforementioned pic isn't a knockout but let's not forget how awesome getting one's dick sucked feels. Saying no to a blowjob from her seems silly to me. Anyone saying otherwise is either a) in a serious relationship and has forgotten how to be single or b) being unrealistic.
On the contrary, she is quite a knockout. I don't really know what else to say. Men in western cultures seem to have an unbearably difficult time thinking that any woman that isn't nothing but bones and skin is attractive
FWIW, the most sexually sought after woman I've ever known was only slightly leaner than that chick. The internet is where 10s come to be 3s, and real life is where 8s go to be 10s
Somehow I got the reputation that this is what I like, but I find most of the girls you posted to be attractive.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Fatass with cankles or mega hot? YOU DECIDE
http://i.imgur.com/uXKnj.jpg
inb4 "too many zits, three chins, big nose, not sure if girl or bahamut, would not hit"
The biggest problem with this thread wuf, is that the girl in your sig is infinity times hotter than every other girl posted in this thread. So they all just look like bahamuts and hit with bats
TBH, I think I would rather bang some of the others than the sig. The sig is, how do you say, simply hotter, I guess, but some of the others are probably more enjoyable
I'm reeeaaaaalllly not into petite tho. The sig works because the tits are great and cinematography or whatever you wanna call it for gifs is good, but girls with more voluptuous are simply more appealing to me when you get down to the nitty gritty of it
I guess I could put it this way, I have more desire to squeeze the thick leg and ass of the last pic I posted than to squeeze any part of the sig's body other than the tits
Really thin girls certainly look a lot better, but they don't feel a lot better. None of this more cushion for the pushin crap, but simply more to the sexual features and form
tbh I don't find the last one too big at all.
ya, man, this +1000. I don't want to lose my hand up to my mid forearm when I go to touch a girl around her waste, but it's nice when it's not just skin and bone and I'm not saying I wouldn't get down with a girl with a six pack... but that's definitely not the ideal for me. Girls should be soft.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
And if you think you're objectively right in thinking that Barbie type girls are what is hot-- take a look at some renaissance paintings. Take a look at art work depicting women from pretty much any time besides the last 45 or 50 years.
Wash yo hands, boost.
last chick is ok, but the 2 before that are just plain fat. Theres just no way to sugar coat it. No one cares if you like fat chicks wuf, just dont try to pretend that that is muscle or something.
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Originally Posted by bode
The presence of fat does not make a girl fat. The thing is, some girls, with the same amount of body fat, will indeed be fat. But some girls carry it in the right places, and the pale girl carries that fat really well. She is not fat. She isn't toned, but she isn't sloppy, with rolls all over the place. She's pretty much a living embodiment of a renaissance depiction of a woman.
correct. but the presence of THAT much fat does make those girls fat. Just because she carries it better than most doesn't mean that she isn't still fat. If i have to chose between that pale blond girl or the pig beast on the left in the OP, obv. i'm choosing the blonde. She is on the pretty side of the fat girl spectrum, but she is still fat. arguing that she fits the renaissance depiction of a woman is just silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
^^ Did not study the renaissance in school obv.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
Meh, I disagree.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
I'm with you so far...Quote:
If i have to chose between that pale blond girl or the pig beast on the left in the OP, obv. i'm choosing the blonde. She is on the pretty side of the fat girl spectrum,
again, no.Quote:
but she is still fat.
What.Quote:
arguing that she fits the renaissance depiction of a woman is just silly.
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Originally Posted by Galapogos
meh, not what i meant. I meant that obviously she fits the bill for a renaissance period woman, but using that as an argument was silly.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Well if she does fit the bill of a renaissance period woman, and that was once considered the pinnacle of female beauty, surely the argument speaks to the impact of cultural influences on beauty, and isn't silly at all. You're basically arguing that you're a slave to modern sensibilities at this point.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
That being said, the last chick that wuffwuggy posted is a butterface AND a fatty, and...well...two strikes and....you better have a great personality :o
lol homes she aint fat. she has "was raised playing soccer or gymnastics" legs and ass. she's easily the leanest in the thread so far
yes, the last chick is the only non-fat chick in the thread.
I like them big ass & thighs...just need a prettier face.
So how do you tell a chick that she's gotten way too fat in a short period of time? Any way you say it is bad.
You don't tell her, you engage in more enjoyable and rigorous activities with her. Like hiking, water sports, tennis
Marriage, fucks chicks up.
Was this period of time less than 9 months?
Hahaha funny, it's thereabouts. But she's not pregnant afaict. It's also just a friend, I can't like tell her to let's go jogging together without arising meta suspicion.
I just want to do a PSA but I don't know how.
Most gyms ask members for referrals to sell memberships, Jut give them her name and they will call her. Make sure they won't tell who gave the name
that'd be pretty funny if you got every local gym to start calling her 'out of the blue'. mindfuck.
kinda relevant,
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I wish we had a pic of that fat 1/10 chick from vegas you would hit.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Haha, I'm always down to take one for the team. And she was like...a 1.5.Quote:
Originally Posted by Carroters
That might be the most noble thing I've ever heard anybody say
I'm all for many ideas put forward by the feminist movement, but the notion that men preferring skinny chicks is some product of mass brainwashing by Western culture is just laughably idiotic.
People are meant to be skinny rather than fat, being skinny is healthier than being fat by a pretty wide margin. People are meant to be active and not sedentary and having an abundance of fatty foods has never been the norm in any human civilization until the past few decades or so.
Not all "attractiveness" is subjective; people are programmed to respond favorably to facial symmetry and other genetic markers that indicate health, fertility, strong genes; this has even been proven with babies. Facial symmetry correlates strongly to feminine proportions -- i.e. "hourglass" shape. in short, men like skinny women with big boobs.
Not all skinny chicks have hourglass figures, and not all hourglass figures are skinny, and having a few extra pounds is not necessarily unhealthy. If you take it to and extreme and start talking morbidly obese, sure I won't argue.
In recent years (1980?-present?) Western culture has favored an extremely thin girlish figure compared to what was previously considered ideal. That trend seems to be shifting with a growing acceptance towards a more "renaissance", or "redhead from madmen" figure, but to deny the influence the media has had in shaping our ideals of beauty is just plain iggn'nt.
*puts on birkenstocks and heads over to the ani difranco concert*
In today's media, Marilyn Monroe is fat.
I happen to work in media, and two days ago we ran a photo spread of previously unseen pictures of Marilyn Monroe. We ran them because there is obviously still a ton of interest in Marilyn, because she's hot as hell.
The only people going around saying Marilyn was fat are fat chicks.
Jessica Siegel:
In most sources, Marilyn was said to be 5-5 or 5-6 and under 120 pounds, with 35-22-35 measurements.Quote:
"The myth that Marilyn would be considered near plus-size today has become a battle cry in the culture wars over female body image," Seigel says. "The truism that the world's sexiest woman would be fat by today's glamour standards has been repeated unattributed in hundreds of articles and books.
"Nice try, but image activists will have to come up with other arguments," Seigel says. "Marilyn Monroe was not even close to a size 12."
Natalie Wood, Bridget Bardot, Sophia Loren, Ingrid Bergman. These are women who were famous for looking youthful and being extremely petite. Raquel Welch was a super busty babe with an impossibly narrow waist.
Take them at age 18-30 and put them in a time machine and they make the Maxim Hot 100 list or whatever next to Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett, etc., no problem.
Meanwhile in the past 20 years you have the largest and richest Playmate in history, Anna Nicole Smith. Kim Kardashian, whose fame rests on her being a slut, is very short, but curvier than a bowling ball.
The extent to which "media" or "culture" pressures women to be image-conscious, largely comes from the fashion industry. And guess what, the fashion industry is dominated by women and homosexual men. And the fashion industry deserves to be ripped for it; the things that they do to girls is pretty appalling. Corsets have been around for centuries and have fallen out of fashion, probably because there aren't any fashion models with enough meat to fill a corset. Also, I don't know any guys that were going around raving that Kate Moss was smoking hot.
When there's a rash of dudes telling their 5-foot-9, 130 pound girlfriends that they need to lose 20 pounds, you'll have a case.
For a fun exercise, go back and look at various cultural touchstones like Bond girls or S.I. swimsuit girls over the past 50 years.
Personally, I love the fact that the Bond girls have gotten more exotic (although they generally always had accents) but Ursula Andress is still the standard. Irina Shayk has the exact same measurements as Christie Brinkley and Cheryl Tiegs.
http://cdn.elitedaily.com/elite/wp-c...rina-shayk.jpg
http://www.sailingtexas.com/sssports...msuit2006b.jpg
http://ericyoungonline.files.wordpre...iegs.jpg?w=370
skinny chicks in fat chick thread? does not compute -_-
heh...sorry for threadjack, carry on.
Monroe is still fat in today's media. Just because things are starting to change doesn't mean the 90s didn't bombard us with girls being leaner than Monroe was never happened.
The day the mother on Modern Family gains weight is the day Monroe is no longer fat according to our most mainstream media meme