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this is my very own thread and i am the ruler. i plan to post lots of uninteresting rants (w/o cliff notes), videos/articles i find interesting, and whatever else i feel like.
welcome to my thread.
http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp...my-leg-nom.jpg
This is going to be a very long and uninteresting read.
so on facebook i thought it was pretty funny that ftr's own bankitdrew and euphorcism got into a scuffle with some guy i know irl, who is a christian. i guess i'll just post the post.
(blocked out names cuz idk if ftr people want others knowing their name)
http://www.givememyleg.com/images/fb.jpg
it just makes me :facepalm:. it just boggles my mind how much people project their own beliefs onto reality and others. it doesn't matter to me that M believes in jesus, good for him. but he told me i was being blasphemous to his god, which is only one of the many listed. and then lol at him making pascals wager. and he claims he finds this peace through jesus. that's all fine and dandy, but i could find peace in a coconut and it would be the same thing. still found it entertaining.
this is so true.Quote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
:highfive:
:facepalm:
this has to be the best smiley ever.
YouTube - Putting faith in its place
This video is awesome and shows the staggering difference between faith and reason. I just never understood the concept of believing in something without evidence. I have faith in many things, but there is a reason for that faith. And those reasons are backed with evidence and past observation, not because it's what I was told or because some book says so.
nice vid.
IN
Nice vid.
Lol youtube comments:
"Since atheists don't believe in God, they don't care about morality. All atheists are moral relativists. Given the chance, they would rape and murder every member of your or their own family, simply because they can. 4 hours ago"
Sounds about right.
Haaaalp me jewish god! Haaaalp me alaaaaah. Halp me tom cruiseeee. Tom cruise use ur black magic to put out the fire!!!!!!!
Halp me oprah winnnnnn errrrr freeeeeeeyyyyy
omg I have this plate! yayQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
You seem like a smart guy, I really really really really really need to piss (like you know when you just woke up after a night drinking and your bladder is on like motherfucking overdrive) but one of my flatmates and his girlfriend are playing some kind of fun AHAHHA I LOCK YOU OUT OF THE BEDROOM. OH NO I DON'T! OH WAIT YES I DO AHAHAHAH game in the hallway, and I can't be fucked putting pants on and the only bottle I could piss into is too full with piss to risk peeing into it any more cos I think this'd overflow it for sure. Help!
This
do you have a window you can piss out of?
alternatively, do you have a long t-shirt so you can go to the bathroom without having to put on pants?
alternatively, yell OMG LOOK AN OLLIEPHANT! while pointing in the opposite direction, then run to the bathroom.
Alright, thread hijack over, cheers for the advice halvsame, (I laffed at the youtube link ). I neglected to mention in the first post that I do have boxerbriefs on, I'm not butt naked. So I made the executive decision I don't care who sees me in my underwear in my own house and just went to the toilet anyway.
(The only window I have opens up onto the wee parking space for the old people's home next door, and since it's sunday, there are diligent relatives coming and going all day).
I like how Kiwi just turned this into the drunk thread.
Can we hijack this thread and turn it into the drunk thread?
sup GMML, I like your style
My last post in that discussion was "You frighten me." I thought for a couple minutes about how I was going to rip apart his last post. There were like hundreds of different things wrong with it. Including: I didn't start the name calling, he did, when he called me lost; If he is wrong, there's is much harm, including a huge cost opportunity to do bigger and better things than to praise a coconut; then the kicker - zomg @ his last line, which was essentially, "You would fear me if I didn't have peace with coconuts."
I had a great time stirring that pot. NH and lol @ the euph posts.
FWIWQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Try to avoid using this within an argument, i think you can see what your villains response might be.
I'm the one who said Lee Jones!
My facebook profile pic is of a demon beneath the Earth that controls poker. I call him Lee Jones. That's why I found your post so funny.
so true. i mean, how can you have morality without a god? a god that demands rape, murder, genocide and gouging out of eyes. it's not moral without some stoning thrown in imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
i'd prefer it not to but it's cool. posts of "fcuk you all im watsed bitch go die usck my cuock" are totally acceptable.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
yes, i do agree and understand this. however, the christian fundamentalists who rely on their book for guidance and hold it was fact/holy, it can be a good argument to bring up circular reasoning. but for the most part, yeah, some people would say it's not about the book and about the relationship/social/moral points, which is also just as stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/g...sesDSF/sup.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
It had to be you lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
ya, I facepalmed at this too. Also your "name calling" was a logical conclusion to what you have observed, his was just name calling..
Hey now, this wasn't my intention. I needed advice and gmml seemed sensible based on this thread. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
kiwi, my advice, always have a large gatorade bottle handy. it has saved me many times while playing poker. i also pissed in a vitamin water bottle on a longish drive much to my wife's surprise. we were in bfe and i didn't want to get out of the car.
Can we make this the thread where all drunk swastika attempts go? And make a swastika attempt mandatory when drunk?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
yo gmml I still gots my wrizz
Haha I forgot all about the Wrizz. At least make this thread useful and finally explain to all of us what went wrong there. It seemed like a product that could have taken off.
i'mn too drunk but there is a great joke in there. you live in bfe and live out of yourr car fuck itQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
fcuk you all im watsed bitch go die usck my cuock
Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
I still have a few too and use it all the time. The main problem was production. We were total noobs to the whole thing, but after a few tries finally figured out the whole silicone molding process. We made every single one in my parents spare bedroom, with one mold. On top of that, the "wrizz pad" mold would get so hot and melt randomly. It was brutal and at the end of the day not worth it.
We looked into and contacted a few manufacturers, but we didn't have the capital or I guess faith to get thousands made.
Plus we're lazy.
(In the back of mind I always consider setting up shop again and just selling the Wrizz (no stupid pad) in only one color. That way, it could possibly be worth it. But then again, I'm lazy.)
haha, flomo you're def my favorite ftr poster.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
for those who dunno what the wrizz is
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../wrizztest.jpg
you must draw drunk swastika!Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
i dont play poker that much any more - but is that thing spunk-proof
and thaose hand look sexy
what ever happened to my wrizz :o\
I know I have the pad around somewhere. IIRC I didn't like the pad much but the wrizz itself was kinda neat. Still think "Wrizz" is a bad name choice tho.
Shark Tank FTW! It's perfect for Broke ass, lazy bitches.
is the wrizz sposed to help with wrist pain
I'm confused at what I'm looking at =(
assless chaps for when your mouse comes out of the closet, ldoQuote:
Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
i masterbate alot, please send pics of hands
thank you
nobody beats the WRIZZZ
you're on a road trip and stop at exxon. You go to take a safety piss; don't have to go bad but go because you stop. There is a men and ladies restroom, each 1 person only. Both are locked. 3 mins later a woman exits. There is no one else in line. Do you snap go in womens redtroom? If not, how long do you wait before you do?
snap in women's restroom
2 minutes
I snap go into the men's restroom if it's the other way around, but I guess it's different for a man to go into the women's restroom.
It is totally different. Which is too bad because male washrooms are much dirtier.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
All bathrooms are created equal. Get in there.
great bump!
If you just need to let loose the lizard, there's a whole world of trees, tires and hidden corners not marked for any specific use.
Pee in bottle while driving like a man for optimal time saving
^ courage wolf
ThisQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
and this.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
lol three minute wait who has that kinda patience when they can just pee on the side of the building.
Aha, I see Page 2 is where the other cool kids hang out.
my instincts said snap go into womens, but for whatever reason I waited. Each minute I waited the stronger the urge to cross genders but also the more attachment I had to waiting. I seriously stod there for 10 mins. Made my move just as I heard toilet flush, so stayed and waited another fucking 4 mins. I failed.
oh and it was my friend in the bathroom. Wtf
ha funny thing is I'm in my rv w a bathroom on board. Trying to keep septic tank as low as possible tho.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
skåål! Check it out, I gots the å on my phone!Quote:
Originally Posted by HalvSame
this totally made me lolQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
ha, can't even believe this was a question. I would look around to see if any other females were wanting to use the restroom--if not, I'm going to town.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuFu690
This has actually happened to me before. Now when I went in, I of course had the urge to leave the seat down and piss all over the thing. I AM TRAVELING WHERE NO MAN HAS BEEN BEFORE SO I MUST LEAVE MY MARK! Alas, I kicked the seat up with my foot, did my thing, and I EVEN PLACED THE SEAT DOWN. I am a trained individual. Thanks wife!
Am I the only one that never ever bothers to lift the seat when taking a piss? I just try to aim well, and in the event of accidents wipe stray drips with TP.
I always lift and wipe down any spray I've left behind--then I put the seat back down. I'm just a gentleman like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
I touch the seat with my hand (while lifting) at home, but if I'm in public or even at a friend's house it's always the foot doing the heavy lifting. Foot is doing the flushing too. I'm like Jackie Chan while I'm at school, flushers are like 4-feet high.
This is amazing after you discover that UG is only 2-feet tallQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
I told you, like fucking Jackie Chan bishes
disgusting.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
I'm with kiwi on this one, unless I'm at a chick's house or something, then I lift and set it back down since I don't want to accidentally miss a drop of piss then have her sit in it later lol.
u guys are the assholes that create sticky seats
qftsickness. lift the seat fuckers.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Last week I swam in the ocean on the North Carolina coast, which may or may not be related, but Friday I woke up with a pain in my ear. It gradually got worse and by 6pm it hurt so bad I couldn't focus on anything. I took a double dose of Nyquil and passed out. I woke up at 5am to the worst, sharpest pain I've ever experienced in my ear. It hurt so bad I was pacing back and forth, I felt like I was going crazy. The pain was shooting down the side of my head and my whole head was throbbing. Without sound too much like I wuss I wanted to just drop to my knees and bawl my eyes out. The wifey gave me a tissue and drove me to the ER. They gave me some meds saying it was a bad ear infection and something to help with the pain. But wow, that was the most painful thing I've experienced.
It doesn't hurt too bad anymore (anexsia helps) but now I can't hear anything at all through my right ear. It's like I always have an ear plug in. It's such an odd feeling which throws my balance off and makes me feel dizzy/drunk. I guess if I still can't hear out of my ear by tomorrow I should go in again?
Root cause of your pain could be a decrepit tooth. I don't know if all problems caused by a dead tooth must include tooth pain, but I do know that a dead tooth can create some very weird and severe pains/problems in the head/face/neck
Probably should get a dentist to take some x-rays. An ear infection possibly is only symptomatic, and MDs are known to misdiagnose from time to time. I honestly don't know other than I've had some problems for years that were miraculously fixed by a root canal
For once, bigred is right.
Jizz makes sticky seats, not urine imo. And we wipe. :(
:facepalm:Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
just lift the fucking seat.
yeah, this is something i had considered as well while looking stuff up. i'm 24 and have not had my wisdom teeth out yet... could be related to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I'd thank you kindly to not take a shit in my house.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Also I'm straight up not convinced that we are- I'm talking like a drop or two, and definitely not at all approaching every time I take a piss. While I appreciate there could be a cumulative effect, I've never found stickiness on a toilet I use regularly up until this year, where one of my flatmates insists on putting that seat cover thing down every time he flushes the toilet, so the toilet water bounces up, hits that, slides down it and forms a disgusting ring of grossness on the toilet seat.
I think the odds are pretty good that the real reason Kiwi had electrical problems in his bathroom was piss splashback in the light switch, amirite?
It all makes sense now. The bastard peed all over the light switch thinking he could just wipe it off!Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
seriously, why is it so hard to take 1 second to lift the seat each time? the space varies from toilet to toilet, but there is no way you never always make it 100% in the hole. it's just ludacris. lift the seat damnit.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
i no longer want my thread to be de-railed by these piss poor punks. if you don't lift the seat before you pee, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE.
discussion over.
row row row row row ignore all of my points, fight the power, etc. etc.
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5002/ludacris1.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
I always TP a toilet seat that Im not familiar with. I refuse to ever take the chance of sitting down on a sticky seat, Im pretty sure Id instavomit. Shits gross yo.
Jfc, im lazy ok? Fuck lifting seats at my own home. I DO WHAT I WANT.
also nh benny
This was never about doing so at your own home. I think it was not lifting the seat in general. I don't lift the seat at public places because I don't want to touch a grimey seat. However, if you don't lift the seat at another person's home (or at your own home for that matter), that's fucking nasty.
I think you're underestimating how well I aim tbh, like you get used to moving your whole body in time with the flow of the pee so that as the stream cuts off you're not dripping down all over everything.
THAT'S ENOUGh !!
Awww, Jesus was destroyed! 6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning - Yahoo! News
the comments section on this article is quite entertaining.
1) as opposed to the right misconception?Quote:
People have the wrong misconception of Christianity and it's not until you experience a true relationship with Jesus that you understand everything.
2) everything? really?.. everything?
watQuote:
We are only tools God uses for us to hear HIS word.
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Murder, Adultry, Rape, War, Poverty, Socialism...these are all acts that God disapproves of
lolwat
lolol
semi related, absolute PROOF that the holy trinity exists - YouTube - I Saw The Holy Spirit!
sooo worth listening to the whole 5 mins
ha, the kid did a really good job of setting up the joke so that you believe he actually is an offended theist.
Should've just stopped right there.Quote:
We are only tools
legs how can you be in here laughing at religious people, I thought your wife was a believer?
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._4839432_n.jpg
found it in my yard. looks like it would be super fun to eat!
o/u on how many minutes before death/tripping balls?
If we place bets, will you endeavor to find out?
I'll place a bet if you film yourself eating it.
I wanted to MS Paint a Mario onto that pic, but I'm lazy and baked so I dont feel like it. Someone please do it so I can luhlz.
itt we guess wtf is wrong with Leg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._4757342_n.jpg
He's trying to attract this man?
YouTube - Fleece "BOOTY Warrior" Johnson **Full Segment**
good clip, but if ur lazy, the point is like 2 min in
He's... evolving.