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$30/hr. Kids parties. Only on weekends.
Bonus question: Would you tell your friends?
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$30/hr. Kids parties. Only on weekends.
Bonus question: Would you tell your friends?
$30/hr, yes, if I was broke, unemployed, and there was a zero % chance I'd be recognized.
pretty sure the sparta guy is recognizable everywhere
only naked, but my rate is $300/hr
hate kids.
hate parties.
hate clowns.
what was the question?
hell yeah and hell yeah
MIMES!
this seems like a perfect situation to drink on the job and be around some hot horny milfs.
"shakes the clown" would make a great training video.
MIMES!
Id do it for free booze and single moms alone
$30/hr would not be enough to work with children and on weekends. rather sit at home in my trackpants and play poker.
Y'all already workin as assclowns.
*snare* *crash*
Nope i couldnt stand the getup or the kids
By all means, it would probably be a great experience for me being that I hate the idea, hate kids, hate entertaining, etc. It's always those types of things that build character and perspective, but I'm always too egotistical to do what I know would benefit me over the long term
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
i heard he's got a budda belly now.....
As a last resort obviously.
So I applied...and got the job.
Job description: Balloons, bubble show, come out as mascot and hug/high-five kids, magic show.
Age group: 1-10
Pay: start at $25; will increase with experience.
inb4 pedobear meme
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/i...X-x/clowns.png
Gonna be fun dude!
Why would any grown man wanna work with kids age 1-10? It's just kinda weird. I'd rather the guy turned up and looked like he really didn't wanna be there, least he'd seem a bit more normal then.
If you're going to do this, I insist on a pile of empty tallboys on the floor of your car so that when you stumble out with your floppy shoes, they go everywhere.
Try and make it a rusty hatchback if at all possible.
5 spades sir
nh
gg
nice try
maybe next time
rent "shakes the clown" and watch it
Well, I had my first bit of clown training today. It paid $11/hr so that was cool. Anywho, the first thing I needed to learn was to work with balloons. I basically only learned to tie a knot of the balloon (which is a lot harder than I thought) and making a balloon sword (which is a lot easier than I thought).
I sucked balls at tying the knot so my trainer gave me a bag of balloons and a balloon pump to practice with:
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9987/001kco.jpg
There's a balloon sword, the balloon pump, and my weak attempt at a balloon heart (that I learned how to do off Youtube).
Basically, I have to get this whole balloon thing down by Wednesday to possibly get work this weekend. If not, I'll have to wait until next weekend. Sucks.
I thought this was appropriate
http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/o...clown-fuck.gif
Just made a ballin' dog:
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7625/002uw.jpg
learn how to make ballon penises for the funny
R you blind, there are already penises itt
+1 :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
as soon as i stop laughing i will have a new sig
so is that pic your application photo?
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...ning-ir-11.jpg
when you can make balloon armor, your training will be complete
That is incredible. BooG if you made that, Clown Wars imo.
You sure made something, alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
BOOg + pink balloons = LOL
Note that he DREW THE EYES AND MOUTH ON IT so you could tell what it was. Nh sir.
Looking forward to the "so I just got fired from my clown job" thread.
So I had my first day of work yesterday. I had to come out in a sweaty costume dressed as the following two characters:
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http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/7471/mickeymouse.jpg
The parents would sit their children in my lap as they took pictures of them with me (in the costume obviously). Also, I had to dance to "Wheels on the Bus," "Hokey Pokey," "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes," and "The Cha Cha Slide," all while in the costume. I've never sweat more in my life. It was disgustingly musty in the costume.
I made $200 in four hours of partying.
LOL at the first costume. Dancing in costume for extended periods = work out imo. Ez game. Also I have to lol at this so hard man. I'm sorry, but its just too much. :lol:
ldo The point of this thread is for people to get their luhls at my expense.Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
Sounds like a lot of fun. To produce more commune-worthy stories you may consider drinking hard before you set of to your next party tho.
[ ] PartyingQuote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Rofl drinking would be SOOO +EV for this. I'm thinking Bad Santa style.
NOt jjust drinking, there are so many options for fun.
...flomofile?
btw, being in one of those costumes has to be way better than being an actual clown. At least you get to be anon in the suit.
dancing, sweating, and 6 your olds on your lap, sounds like Michael Jackson's kind of party.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
also I guarantee some MILF will have a pent up Mickey Mouse fetish and you'll get to bang her while she takes off the head portion of the costume and puts in on herself as "it's a small world after all" plays in teh background.
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
"I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!"
You need to get out of the house.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
It was a lame Entourage reference imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
Looking forward to the "so the cops are searching the crawlspace under my house" thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
I stand by my statement
next on boog's agenda
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lol that's cool
what's wrong with being a clown?
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuLNRKILcQ
OMG I want this to be my theme song:
YouTube - The Clown Song
god that is epicQuote:
Originally Posted by BuFu690
i hate dj rankin so much
[x] lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
the only thing worse than a clown is clown porn
midget clown porn is A+ tho
I got fired today...and the saga ends.
Trip report, good sir.
lolwat, fired fired or let go or laid off or what? You were thinking about quitting at one point and then recently you were gonna ask for a raise. Sounds like a rollercoaster ride, I second rilla's tr request.
Lol, he got fired, is quite luhlz. He hit on some kid's mom and she filed a complaint = busto.
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
There was apparently a monsoon or some shit and caused his clown shit to fly everywhere. IIRC, this made boog massively flip out and beat the shit out of his clown car. His boss was there at the time though, and gave him a warning for his conduct. At this point boog completely lost it and called his boss a massive prick and wrastled him like you would a rabbit to show dominance. Things happened, and hes no longer a clown and had to pay for the destroyed material.
Contest: see who can create the most luhlz reason for why BooG got fired.
FypQuote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Couldn't get the blood off his costume ldo
Such is the lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Don't hate the clown, hate the clown suit
was it the clown face you drew on your penis that you tried to pretend was your lovely assistant "long dong silver" ? if i had a dollar for everytime i lost a job because of that....
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/6389/bufu.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
TR POR FAVOr
lol what!Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
you can't just say that and not provide a detailed story for us!
well , apparently his boss came up with the clown in the cannon trick. Instead of loading the cannon up with compressed air and coloured paper/feathers , boog had pissed him off so much that the boss decided that gunpowder and and marbles would be a better accelerant. So come the magic moment, his boss lit the fuse and a second later clown puree spewed forth from the cannon. The kids loved it and laughed there heads off.
The boss went and found boogs head and told him that since he was obviously unfit for work , he'd have to lay him off.
[x] bingoQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
soulread imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
When do the cops start searching the crawlspace under his house?
Hahahahah, I lold irl, I'm still lolling irlQuote:
Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics