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There's this fat chick at work who stinks of cheap perfume and has calendars of cute kitties on her cube walls. She bought some of those 90 calories snacks for her desk but did so at Costco, so she has ONE-HUNDRED AND FUCKING EIGHT OF THEM. She mashes 5 into her maw at a time, totally negating the point of a serving being 90 calories.
This kind of shit is why you're single, bitch.
She needs a fucking punch in the face.
bennylarue
Too obvious. You stoop so low.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
BennyLaRue
I know, right!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Wp, rilla, wp.
el oh elQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Some advice for Benny re: coworker
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1415/satur...ing#s-p3-st-i2
When designing NLHE, whomever was responsible for creating the small blind
That's a great tune.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Thank you.
your maw
bennylarue again
Is this because you relate to the bigguns in the op?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
How long have you hated your body?
I HAVE A GLANDULAR PROBLEM SHUT UPQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
women.
I need a punch in the face, go go go.
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...face_punch.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
I like a structure with one big blind and antes myself. I hear PLO plays this way occasionally.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Im just gonna put a name out there. Let's see how it rolls off the tongue.
BennyLaRue.
Mike Willem, a local politician asshole who decided to pass a law to start charging an entrance fee for casino's on my island. 30% of the revenue goes to the government, and 70% goes to the Gaming Control Board.
and many punches in the face of all the politicians who signed up on this blatant thievery crap.
Can't believe no one has mentioned BennyLaRue yet.
Hmmmm, I will take this into serious consideration.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Nice. This will make for some epic bumpage down the road.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Glenn Beck
Brad S. No one here knows him but I say we all combine and just beat the shit out of him.
In.Quote:
Originally Posted by kmind
Dr. Ruth
Nancy Grace and it's not close.
Holy shit, yesQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Priscilla:
>>
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> Sent: 2009/10/08 16:18:47
>> To: [email protected]
>> Subject: RE: PokerStars Support - Account History
>>
>> >
>> >Hello,
>> >
>> >Thank you again for the information provided.
>> >
>> >Can you please provide the following:
>> >
>> >For 2008, the balance of my real money account on Jan. 1, and December 31.
>> >
>> >Thanks,
>> >Drew
>> Date: Thu, 8 Oct 2009 16:55:06 -0400
>> From: [email protected]
>> Subject: PokerStars Support Team - Balance Inquiry
>>
>> Hello Andrew,
>>
>> Thank you for contacting PokerStars.
>>
>> On January 1st, 2008 you started the day with a balance of $XXXXX and
>> ended the day with a balance of $XXXXX. Now on December 31st, 2008 you
>> did not play, so no balances are reflected for that specific day.
>>
>> If further assistance is required do not hesitate to contact us.
>>
>> Thank you for choosing PokerStars.
>>
>> Regards,
>>
>> Priscilla
>> PokerStars Support Team
^^^^
lol
Tiffany Michelle
LMAO
People who school the competition
The skinny white acne-ridden kid who works at Starbucks who just pronounced $2.05 as "two-oh-fizzle".
He needs a punch in the face.
The first 30 seconds of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbd0n...er_profilepage
(But the whole vid is a fun watch)
hahahah she's amazing! How is this on fox news! Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by EasyT
Would hit.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
P.S. The intro at 1:00 is hysterical as well. "Second, the question was rhetorical."
AND NOW THE ONLY THING BABIES ARE GOOD FORQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
cracks me up
Don't call it at comeback. This thread has been hijacked.
Easy T
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Nick Griffin.
I assume you watched question time too? Damn he got roastedQuote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
You can't get to his face to land a punch because too many people are laughing in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
Hey Muzz,
I saw your post about me on 1st October in the topic about the iopq ban ( http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...55.html#942385 ). Just thought I'd let you know that you are 100% right and 'rilla is wrong - I am posting under another name on FTR. Xianti knows exactly what my new FTR name is and is fine with me posting.
Hope all is well with you.
THE DWARFMAN
lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by kevster
Yeah, I knew this too and I know his new FTR name (I think). Don't see any point in outing him if X knows though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muzzard
el oh el dwarfman hows 25nl?
All of the amateur hour bullshit that is going on at work. Anyone who doesn't understand the most simple facets of their job after 10 years of working here needs to be punched squarely in the face! Eff em right in the A!
Also spenda needs one square in the kisser
and Dwarfman now.
is this real?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Whoever wrote/directed/promoted/etc that Paranormal Activity movie. Worst $10.50 spent, ever. Bargain bin porno would probably have been both scarier and funnier.
I quit poker actually! I say quit, I mean I just play recreationally now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
No shame in admitting that everyone got better and I didn't... so I got a boring 9-5 job instead :(
whoa what just happened here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Muzzard
This dude named Orlando.
BennyLaRue
Excellent bump.
The guy who cut in front of 10 cars today in his convertible mazda fagmobile making me miss the light.
Also that BennyLaRue cunt.
E'errbody.
bono
Pretty much all people who abuse handicapped checkout lanes in supermarkets.
I'm all for the handicapped, elderly, pregnant and otherwise needy individuals getting taken care of. I'm not for 30-somethings sneaking into the line and then receiving service because they're confident no one will call them out for it. This scenario happens quite a bit here in the big city.
Yes. This. This. This. Thiiiiiiiiiis.Quote:
Originally Posted by dhubermex
Since when are there handicapped checkout lanes? I don't understand the need for them?Quote:
Originally Posted by dhubermex
They have one down here at the supermarket nearby that's attached to the Express Lane. If you're disabled, you get to walk up to the register and checkout instead of standing in line all the way in the back.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Usually this happens when someone "in a hurry" strolls up to the handicapped line and gets stared down by everyone in line but usually nothing is said.
pff, noob. Just limp instead of strollQuote:
Originally Posted by dhubermex
At the risk of offending you lovely people, I thought disabled people were meant to be treated equal? Why can't someone in a wheelchair wait in line with everyone else? That's what tends to happen in our supermarkets. And pregnant women? If they're fit enough to do the shopping, they're fit enough to queue.
The person who needs a punch in the face is the person who decided disabled people need a special checkout so they don't have to queue up with riff raff able bodied people.
ongbonga
Let's have a checkout for black people too.
I think the fact that you've gone straight to 'wheelchair' from the word 'disabled' is telling.
I like that you were telling people to limp and now you're getting all moralistic on me for langauge.
Why the hell do they stare instead of saying something? That in itself is a huge problem. People need to start speaking up for themselves and others.Quote:
Originally Posted by dhubermex
Ding ding ding. I completely agree. If you want to be treated equally, then you have to take the bad with the good. You can't have it "equal" when it's convenient for you and have special treatment when it's not.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
If you're so fucking disabled or pregnant that you can't stand in line, then you're too disabled or pregnant to be shopping.
I have no problem with letting disabled people park closer to the store, give them their own special parking spots, that's cool. I'm sure I'm more capable of walking the extra 50 meters. I'm even cool with doing our best to make sure public areas and buidlings are wheelchair friendly, even if that means higher costs or whatever. I'm not trying to be an arse to disabled people. But special checkouts at supermarkets, I don't see why this is necessary. Everybody in the store would like to be in and out quicker.
I'm not defending the morons who actually use these checkouts when they shouldn't. They do indeed deserve a punch in the face. I just don't see why there should be disabled checkouts in the first place. If the activities of a normal shopping trip, including waiting in line, are too much, then maybe you should delegate that task to a carer.
I've never seen a store where there's a special line for the disabled, I'd find that insulting even. Special parking I can understand because it's not easy for those people to move longer distances. However these special parking spots can already be super annoying if there are 5 parking spots and one of them is marked disabled. At my previous residence the closest store had this and it was by a big road with no other decent parking. So you either had to go somewhere else or park on the sidewalk, which many people started doing and blocking pedestrians and sometimes other cars while the disabled spot is sitting there all pretty and open. So this one time I decided to take this spot because I just needed a quick pack of cigarettes. I hadn't turned the engine of my car off yet and I hear someone honking, I look up and see this weird old lady frantically pointing at her disabled sticker while she still had to pull up to the parking lot. Well fuck you.
jackvance
i second the motion that ONGA BONGA needs a punch to the face
:mad:
You wouldn't punch anyone irl bikes, you're as feeble as I am.
Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
You might have seen me in the streets, but nigga you don't know me.
Now can we measure dicks?
I agree with RightBonga
is that wuf saying he wants to see ong and bikes measure dicks?
What the hell is going on in this thread!?
Nothing much
http://i.imgur.com/X9YAxj5.jpg
this is like the fiftieth time u500lbgurullu has posted that ghastly pic
Maybe you just don't have the testicular fortitude to enjoy it
i also dont have the testicular fortitude to enjoy ur mom
yeah she would fuckin' wreck you with her chubby clit
gangster shit.
Inorite?Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue