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This thread is for only durink pusting. If yo'ure not drunk you cna't comment so fuck off and sopt being a bussy.
drunk as and peeing in the back ogf your monitor
hey man i was drunk tonight but im already recovering i guess. alcohol is cool or whatever
i envy people who're not allergic to alcohol
I have this weird reaction where my speech slurs and I tend to go home with girls who are sub par to my standards. Any cure?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
More alchoholzQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I'm working on getting drunken tonite.
Dewars on the rocks
When I drink, I drink a lot, but am never drunk.
Why?
Alcoholic, or you're doing it wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
Been "on" for 6 hours. Woot.
Jack for best avvies on FTR!
love the stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
and J&B
and most other scoths
imma gettin spanked at NL, but imma gettin my drink on. imma makin these incredible reads but peeps are sucking out on me its teribad
shit dude i can drink like 4 maybe 5 light beers a week without getting a headache. anymore than that and i start getting migraines.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
tbh, youre not missing that much... and it could be worse; you could be allergic to latex...Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Tis is fer drunk posting, not hating. Fck u mther fuckres.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
woot:
http://www.flopturnriver.com/photos/....php?pos=-1197
FUCK MIE LIFE NAOTD NOT BEINGE ABLE TO WIN A FLUCKING FLIP ALL FKINGI TNIGHT
JEFESUS FUCKING CHRSIT IMO!
ALSO 5 o was abad deiccion
BEieng aliergic to latex isbteh fucking cageyst thing everrQuote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
woot, early start tonight!!!
spakling wine, red wine and beers over here
You're a drinking pimp sir. I just had 2 hours at a happy hour, then got left because all my friends have to work tomorrow (10p, LAME)Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
cheers swig!
mom bought me bourbon for xmas, so weeeeee
CHEERS!!
fionally i've made it!! i can post here!!
sngs so much more fun when drunnk
wtf failQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
on another note:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=H8LzpkV5qSs
soooo good, you'll prob onot appreciate drunk though
i dont think id appreciate it soberrrrrr
SnGs drunk soound like attempting to fuck cats..
i'd like ot have a houmors pun h line there, but i can't think or shit. so fuck u guys.
I've been fukin' cunted for most of Xmas break. it's great.. I got a 12 pack of corona for xmas eve.. which i've railed on so mcuh... on these forums, mostly because I think people that buy it and like it are posers who could discover that driinking Miler lite with lime is like 95% the same thing for 1/2 the cost. So I did the equirvaltn of a hate fuck on that beer.. and chugged it out of the bottles.. it's was awesoem.. I booted tewice from the foam.
I'm currently pounding a Sammy A variety pack.. it's solid.. i'm hoping to switch bourbon soon.. or scotch...
wtf is the idff between scotch, whiskey and bourbon.. plz form your answers in eith3re Iambic pentameter, limeric or haiku....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND go.
sounds like you understand the fun perfectly!Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
scoth is good, whiskey is better, bourbon is the cadillac of whiskey
HAPPY EFFIN NEW YEAR MOTHER EFFERSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S 2009 ZOMG
omg
1) please don't stop talking to me to hit on HS boys
2) It's hot you're in the army you don't have to protect yourself with those douche bags
3) why the fuck don't you go home asshole, she doesn't fucking like you
Fuck me for striking out at a college party
props to eveyone contriubting here who's actually drukn.
You konw I <# U guys and we'll do something dirty cuz that's twhat we dooes.
happy new years motherfuckers. I hope that each of you doesn't die in a fire.
Also, please to be sending me money so I can buy shots. The more money you send me, the more shots I drink, I think we can go for epically drunk.
You may notice that I haven't posted like a retard for the last 70 some odd words. Well bitches, I've arlready drank a bottle of champagne, I just have the common sense to proofread. It's really too bad that my punctuation sucks, though.
You have no idea. This hoe had fuckign Ds hanging out of her shirt and didn't even like douche who would n't ufkcin gleave. I would have dtakne care of theat shit. She'd be happy , what'as wrong, nothking
FUUUKCK
support my debauchery (honesltly spelled right first time)
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...y-king-376851/
Druuuuuunk!~ I juat realized I'm hthat guy that ciokes home adter drinkjngt o post on FTR.
Whata homo!
i can't tell if I'm drunk or just on some ridic adrenalin rush... alllls I gotzta say is..
how 'bout dem huskers...
shake and bakeQuote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
AND I HALPED
ive been too drunk the last two nights to actually post in this thread...but i thought of it
REPLIED
It's the thought that countsQuote:
Originally Posted by nutsinho
same for me, 3rd time is a charm!Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
http://www.flopturnriver.com/photos/...l_IMG_0531.jpg
I think I maybe just took a shot, but there's no shot glass, so maybe I'm just trying to show Max and Ben my mad Katrate skills or something
Fuck you, I'm drunk but my grammar is perfect!
Quote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
hmmm i was drinking whiskey again last nite, angry drunk :(
MOTHERFUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tomorrow is my last day of X-mas break. I am sad. I don't have kids in class until Wednesday, just bullshit meetings Mon/Tue, but still.....
drinking for no reason except it's sarturday woot!!
I like whiskey. It never makes me angry, but make other people angry with me, haha.
i anm way to dre un k
in college we used to have "whiskey nights." it involved drinking ridiculous amounts of whiskey. just about every time somebody woke up with a black eye or knot on their head and nobody knew what happened.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
awesome days.
lolz
My stance has always been that it doesn't make me angry, but it makes others angry with me.
I still love it
also furniture broken and holes in walls that nobody could explain
good times
nice 1st page IMO, I should have double posted
/life beat
Oh Hai Gauyz lulz there yo iz
I JUST SNOWBOARDED ALL DAY AT SOLITUDDE AND THEN CAME HOME FOR A STEAK DINNER AND THEN WENT HOT TUBBING AND THEN TO THE SAUNA AND THEN THE STEAM ROOM. THIS HOUSE IS THE SHIT. YAY UTAH
PS IM DRINKING SO MUCH
OMFG
starting to drink at 7 is not good. I almost thought I should nt be drinking in public excpet crazy OSU fans thin I"lm cool.
I went hom because I hat my freinds but GOGOOGOG FUCKING OSIUUUU!!!!!
I'm drunk can i participate in this thread?
i need progene cause my testosterone is lowerimg
im drunk and what?
yesssss, i win again lol, i'm so awrsomem, hahaha, yes
BEER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDW...eature=related
i kno it is oldd but fuck off
i'm not drunk but i'm cheesed so that counts
hai guys, thx for posting
I've been bad the last week. Def been drinking but am neglecting my obligations. Likt Thursday coul dhave been epic cuz I was jsut watching RIC hit on eChicks and it was funny.
Anyway, GO CAVS. Conviently rnaked #1 bitches.
OK I fucking qualifi beleeve me! But i can't figure out wat 2 fucking say cuz I poured half a bottle of Tuaca over ice then sprinkled about .5 ounces of coke over it to make color. KICKED MY AZZZ
Starting nexxt week I could post on here every fucking day. I'll be in Cancun at an all inclusive resort. I've double chekced about twenty times to get a definition of "All inclusive" and they assure me it INCLUDES ALCOHOL! Damn they'll be sorry they let me and my buddy in that place! LOL....FUCK I"M FUCKED UP!!!!
i you post on here every day while you're in cancun...thats -ev..but its only forgivable if you post nakid wimins pix.....everyday. +ev
i shudda been in this thread thursday...i drank a whole bottle of jim beam black....fukkt up.
Will see wat I can do! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
I'm only happy steelers win because I fucking hate baltimore so much. wil be around becuase I ahve to haelp a girl fix her computer. Fuckin glivfe beat
STEELER SWIN!
i felt like making it all caps and including the typo bcuz its a drunk thread
whoray for temporary escapes
so i foudn thsi live game near wher ei live its a 200NL cash game i went there 3 times
+738
+193
+355
those were my session ship it hollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa
ps im drunk
i at e at olive garden tonight, zuppa toscana most awesome soup ever amirite?
olive garden ----> drinking red bull and vodkaaas ---> playing poker winning momeny
sicklife imO?
I LOVE BEING THIS DRUNK
got drunk as fuck, watched Dark City (awesome fucking movie), bought like 6 movies, hung out with this chick I like, made thousands of dollars, life is good
I did the first bit. Didn't watch anythings, didn't buy anything, didn't haeng out with a chick I like, instead of winning thousands I lost $40. Life is still good though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
wow i made 10k at 25/50 last night and i dont even know how...was so fuckng drunk
I don't understand why they don't sell this soup in stores. Everytime I go to Olive Garden I just have 3 or 4 bowls before my entree gets there and then just take most of my entree home for later.Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBobAA
I go for the salad, not the soup
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you didn't win that - I loaned it to you. Now pay me back my monies.Quote:
Originally Posted by nutsinho
Just woken up after falling unconscious on my bed with my clothes on. This was caused by drinking vodka from 8pm till 4am yday,Im still fairly drunk, I dreamt I was friends with Obama and that I spent time surfing at his awesome holiday mansion place, I also dreamt I was eaten by a shark at aforementioned holiday place. I fell unconscious at 5am, it is currently 8.51am. for some reason my knee hurts alot, I have lipstick all over my face and my t shirt smells like whisky, meh, I cannot remember how I arrived in my room, or anything from last night in general. Got up, made a ton of food, food good, now gonna go bac to sleep, yummmmm, the end.
Bumping for obvious reasons
Hi everybody what do I win for that bumpage shit... I revived the thread shit. boom
can this double as a thread for when you're really really high too? if so, what's upppppp
turns out the idea which i lamented about a few months ago, the one where alcohol gives me headaches (also caffeine and shoulder exercises) is not completely true. they were triggers, but the real problem looks like it was root canal infection
i had root canal surgery of a decrepit tooth a month ago, and since i have not had a migraine. ive been able to drink alcohol, caffeine, and exercise neck/shoulder intensively and yet have not experienced the delayed migraines those almost always caused.
im a sorta drug fiend so since i can drink finally without feeling like royally fucked shit ill be doing it a lot probably. fun
What's getting a root canal like? Painful? I think I have one coming in my future and I'm not too pumped about it.
i always thought root canal sounded like something that has little to do with dentistry
go to dentist nowQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
NOW
root canal infection is one of the most amazing pains you will ever experience. it was one of my worst pains, and was once hospitalized for traumatic injury for a month. it is probably the worst pain experienced by most people on the planet.
the surgery is not painful at all. just make sure that your dentist uses laughing gas and you'll enjoy yourself. will cost like 1.8k over like 4 visits tho. just be sure that if you dont get it fixed now you are in for a world of PAIN when the decrepit tooth decides to suddenly go gangsta on you. also infection untreated can get bad enough that you could lose your jaw, but thats like way worst case scenario and would take like a decade or more to happen
No I don't mean I'm putting one off. I got kicked in the teeth in hockey years ago and there was no real damage except a small bit of tooth chippage. My dentist patched it up and said it might be a problem later in life and if that were to become the case I'd need a root canal. I've been fearing one ever since.
i just seen this aiad drunk thread am i'm drunk. been for my fiorts Korean meal in New Malden. v nice. no dog.
dropped $200 though. drunkenments.
its funny to me how people drunk post and misspell and use poor grammar and all, while when i drunk post nobody can tell the difference. i would hafta be blackout, smashing shit drunk in order to not post using the exact same spelling and grammar as normal
clearly not drunk enough. Also likely drinking alone and thus lacking the frantic excitement of trying to summarize an awesome day just before passing out or finding a fleeting moment to pull yourself away from the fun to type shit on the internet.
probavbl y omgzx
JEMSNON WUFWFUKL NOT ASIANS ANYMORE? SO GAY BUT SO HOT POSTER OF THE YEAR JUST AKS ZIANIT I JUST GOT A TEXT MESSAGE
THAT SHOULD SAY XIANTI I
M NOT EVEN DURNK
HU for rolls? Let's go find me, i'm asleep thoguth booyakasha ali g style
i fasdfasd my friend paid for all my drinks :)
Dear BB. Consider being less of an ass when completely wasted. It leads to less awkward mornings.
Have you got guys the same sentence what's coming every saturday when you woke up ? something like : "damn, i won't drink again" ;s