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It's totally sfw but link name does seem bad
I always wondered how high the drop was, and if the cat was ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
there is that better you nancies
yay kitty!
*looks at previous sig*
*looks at new sig*
What bigred said.
Looking to buy a desktop computer. Don't really want to build one. Someone find me something in the 800-1500 range. Must be able to play diablo 3, play blurays and other movies while multitabling, and multi table ftr.
I didn't want to start a new thread since there have been a lot so if someone could point me to the latest, thanks!
multitabling? You're American. And since when do you play poker?
That being said, for around 1500$ you can definitely build a system that will crush D3. Where is Sawyer? I forget the name of that site that gives you BIY guidelines-- even if you don't want to BIY, it's a good resource to figure out what components you should be looking for. That being said, I highly recommend that you BIY, as you get a better bang for your buck, you avoid all the prepackaged software that bogs down your system from the get go, and it's actually kinda fun.
I think the kinda fun is debatable there.
I think you can do this on a calculator nowQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
meh, to each his own... it's just that tinkering with things is fun for most of us who don't have vaginas.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
Makes sense. If I weren't getting any pussy I'd prob wanna create something that could help get me off too.
Dam it. A better response would have been:
I think your confusing having one with getting some.
Too late now.
I built one back when the AMD Tbird was the shiz! I've heard a few horror stories since and I'm not sure I want to go through the motions of returns and computer delays if I have a faulty memory stick, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
*shrug*Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
It's like how buying a used car (as an informed, knowledgeable buyer) is almost always better than buying new. Sure there could be some potential set backs and unforeseen issues with a used car, but as long as you have half a brain and do a bit of research, you'll come out ahead in the in the long run.
edit: to be clear, I don't think there is anything wrong with buying a new car or buying a prebuilt computer. I think they are often the suboptimal choice for competent people, but it's also hard to measure a variable like "comfort" and "ease of mind." My jab at Dana's vagina was not meant to call out all men who are afraid to change their oil or use a charcoal grill-- it was simply a retort to his apparent aversion to taking on a simple(albeit, initially daunting), yet rewarding challenge.
hopefully getting betsy and moomoo today!!!
buy computer parts and have your friend build it?
ohai randomness thread
http://community.fortherecord.com/pu...nity-slide.jpg
Fail. There's not that many women in the commune.
You can keep the two guys on the right though. Yellow shirt is wuf, explaining some wacky economic theory he has to bigred in orange, who is looking down at his cuticles in disgust, realizing he's overdue for a mani.
Silly bigred, gingers can't pull off orange.
Wait, bigreds a ginger?
Nein
A fat one too, the key is in the name.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
No, he's not.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
Spoiler:He really is though.
my mom's a full blown ginger and her nickname is bigred
this true story brought to you by true story inc
I just this minute decided to nickname the fat ginger cat that shits in my garden Bigred.
HAHA
lol
WP onga
On a different note, i just got my first Law School Acceptance letter!!! American University, which is ranked 48th overall (not bad) and ranked 16th in terms of their Intellectual Property law (sweet!). Also its in DC! Now i can stop worrying about what to do If i didnt get accepted :D
I like how everyone just accepted than bigred would be concerned about his cuticles without question or comment.
cuticles ain't gonna manicure themselves....
+1 not a ginger
I like how I just got a haha, a lol and a wp in three successive posts. Cue bikes to remind me I'm a cunt.
I sorta already did in that wuf sweed chick thread!
We do have chelle. She counts for way more than two.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Just the other day I found that website. Best Budget Gaming PC | Hardware RevolutionQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
I've never built one and am too scurred, but GL bigred if you go that route.
this is pretty much the best commercial ever made
DollarShaveClub.com - Our Blades Are F***ing Great - YouTube
I was skeptical. Now, I'd like to know if I should pray to the DollarShave God, or if he goes by a different name.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
fuck I think dollarshaveclub just got a new customer
FUCK they don't ship to canada yet.
CUNTHOLE
Info sentQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
+ a mizzleQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I'd like to see this guy vs either Old Spice Man or The MIMITW. Should be a showdown of epicness
So if I'm getting some kind of 0x0000007e......... error when I try to start windows, is it likely I can get it fixed or is it time to dump it? It starts in safe mode.
This has also coincided with my discovery of several Trojans and my attempt (via several runs of sas) to remove them. Likely related?
Error message has now changed to irql not less or equal. But from what I've read this normally happens after new installations or new software, neither of which is the case.
Do you have your OS installation disc? Everything is so much easier when you can say 'fuck it, format + reinstall'
Nope.
But u found a laptop repair guy that opened at 7am and says he should have it fixed today for just 39 quid. Considering I need ro take it with me to Thailand tomorrow and I'm working all day today this is a minor miracle that nearly made me start a new thread titled things that untilt you.
you could always bump gabe's 'thread about totally living' or w/e it's called...
Anyone know of any good websites for researching March Madness matchups? I'm filling out a bracket for the first time and don't know much about the teams
They just said on TV that the dinosaurs were wiped out by a meteorite hitting Mexico, but I reckon it's BS propoganda, I think it's a conspiracy, the Americans did it so they could steal their oil. I blame Bush.
Yay carrots!
Started watching south park again...saw the medicinal marijuana episode and had one of the best scenes I've seen in a long time. Laughed my ass off.
Premise: Medicinal marijuana is legal in south park but only if you're sick. Randy gives himself testicle cancer to get weed and then discovers he can bounce on his balls as transportation. All the south park men then join him to smoke weed.
South Park Ball Bouncing - YouTube
Hannah Hart,
You had me at HELLOH!
So I've been playing zoom for two days now, and my boat has been beaten by flopped quad queens 4 times, and I've flopped quad queens once myself to crush a boat. Volume around 10k. I'm not complaining, I'm up a shit ton, it's easy money, but wtf with the quad queens? Anyone else seeing this shit or is this a special treat for me?
Shamrock shakes motherfckers. Suck one.
i had to go to 3 different mcD's saturday afternoon on my way home to get my hands on one of these delicious treats. fucking broken ice cream machines everywhere!Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
So if someone limps my bb in zoom, what I do is put the kettle on, roll a ciggie, go to the toilet, keep the fucker waiting while I tank my time bank. It tilts the hell out of people, I play mega slow and laugh as they bet/bet/bet to try and make me fold my flopped boat with 73o so they can move on to the next hand quicker. If only he min raised...
What is it about seeing a free flop that bothers you ong? Also, what's your impression of zoom so far and what steaks have you been playing zoom at?
So I've decided that I freakin love cinnamon swirls. If I ever get sentenced to death, one of the items on my last meal request will be 'half a dozen cinnamon swirls'. nom nom nom
Pretty funny breakdown of copyright math: Rob Reid: The $8 billion iPod - YouTube
Seeing a free flop is great when I bink a miracle, but I'm playing zoom so I can plough through the hands quickly, I prefer to be given a fold fast option so I can move on, I'm not so bothered about defending blinds since people are paying off monsters regularly, and I want to be in position as often as possible so I can bluff.
I've played 2nl, 5nl and 10nl.
2nl was annoying as hell as everyone limps, but all sorts of crap call shoves so I think open shoving AK QQ+ limping 22-JJ to setmine and folding everything else will be pretty damn profitable. I quickly moved away from 2nl because it was fucking tedious.
5nl not much better, less people calling shoves though, still lots of limpers. Didn't hang around here long either.
10nl is mostly a better pool, but by no means great. Rarely are people open limping. I'm min raising pretty much any two on the CO and BU and getting enough folds to run at profit before we even see a flop. Setmining is insanely profitable, people will not fold top pair and overpairs very often at all. I have trouble letting go of overpairs since I know so many people are stacking 88 on a 224 flop, or AJ on a J93 flop in a 3bet pot, etc. But top pair I can quickly muck if I'm getting too much heat, a lot of people are playing insanely tight ranges in ep.
I think min raising any two from utg is also profitable, especially if you take your time to raise, as it gives people time to get bored and fast fold.
I'd really like it to be anonymous, in that case I'd min raise any two every time it was folded to me. I'm seeing a few familiar names at the tables and getting notes on some, thus I should expect some people to wise up to my strategy if it's too transparent.
If I keep running at $50/day profit, I'm going to be very happy.
In other news, I've discovered this song goes very well with wuf's latest sig.
This post just got hilariousQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Plus fucking oneQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
How one man escaped from a North Korean prison camp | World news | The Guardian
This is the most depressing story you will ever read.
I feel like I am always doing this for McDonalds ice cream latelyQuote:
Originally Posted by bode
i listen to a lot of lez music. frou frou, imogen heap, sara bareilles
not sure why. i like the melodies and the soft females in my ear
DONT JUDGE ME. or do judge me, but make it funny
sara b and imogen heap are legit as f
hey bikes
not sure if u like me or hate me
or somewhere in between
but you're right as shit
ha, this is pretty much amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
Wuf, everybody likes you and hates you.
Wow.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I read this and now I can't stop thinking about it :(Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
fkn hunger games all over my fb news feed
Just ordered EFC14, thanks wuf. Will follow up in book thread later
ikr, hunger games so good, hunger games so bad, hunger games just like battle royale.Quote:
Originally Posted by lolzzz_321
wat's efc14?
Ya I was asked at the gym 3 times in two days what I thought of some "hunger games workout?" Now I have to research shit so I can tell them to fuck off with an educated opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by lolzzz_321
Question: What does it mean when someone posts funeral arrangement info on Facebook and people "Like" it?
It means they're planning your murder and your friends approve.
Why do they want me dead? I have a big cock and know lots of recipes. There's something for everyone in there.
Example of good recipe please.
I got the best recipe ever. Prepare to have your socks knocked off.
First, take a cup of milk.
Then, add it to a bowl of cereal! BAM, INSTANT GOODNESS
panQuote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
lined with potato slices (not wedges)
shitload of oil
bunch of different seasonings of choice
broil
flip
more oil and seasonings of choice
broil
result: most delicious jo-jo the world ever knew
the trick is a lot of oil and good seasoning. you basically end up with super high quality french fries of different shape, slightly harder texture, and way better taste. the way i do them, most would say there's a lot of waste of oil and seasoning (since so much of it ends up on the pan instead of the potato, but that's the price to pay for quality. redneck food, but damn good for munching
In India I had a dish that the restaurant/shack called wowwow potatoes. Was similar but with thinly sliced potato, a little thicker than crisps (chips for you ceptics), with spicy seasoning and onion. Was amazing. I have tried to recreate but it always comes out a little soggy when I do it due to the onion. Not sure how to keep it dry and crisp.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
Here's another to brighten up the dayQuote:
Originally Posted by donkbee
Inside the Walls of Hell | VICE
Wuf, is there some kind of video for your gif?
Reon Kadena is her name. Thank you Google.
Reon Kadena - YouTube
Her material is not that great. There was once a thread that had loads of her gifs, but all those files died at least a couple years ago
Escape from Camp 14: One man's remarkable odyssey from North Korea to freedom in the WestQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Today's smoothie: shredded coconut (because I just happened to have one by hand), strawberries (as usual), blueberries, a banana (frozen), milk and yoghurt (sadly fat free. I can't find full fat yoghurt anywhere). I'll be making this in exactly five minutes.
This post is just me trying to type without looking down at my keyboard for a change. Interestingly, it makes me much slower than my usual hunt and peck method. But I'm definitely a complete n00b at this.
What the fuck, no-look typing seems to be possible after all!
Yah it crept up on me too, one day I just tried not looking and was surprised that my fingers just took overQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...ce-to-live.jpg
man i wanna try the shit out of this burger
i love super american food. basically, greasy, meaty, and cheesy as shit bbq and grilled food that knows it's greasy, meaty, and cheesy as shit. even the caricatures of themselves
that picture is so fucking great omg
You're into heavy dudes, huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Sorry, I can't help you.
That burger is fucking stupid, if someone brought that to my table I'd twat the fucker over and go to the chippie. I mean, a double burger is sufficient, that can be cheesy greasy and meaty too without it giving me a heart attack before I finish.
There's a reason that guy has tits.
Also, I find his bumfluff 'touche offensive, and feel that the firework should be employed to burn it off. Then shove it down his throat. Eat that, you fat cunt.
can you hook me up with boog at least?Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Novelty food is awesome. FACT
Even when they're not that tasty or eatable. They're still fucking great
Yeah well you're American. Here in England, food is for eating, it's not entertainment.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Could you really eat that entire plate of food? I could trim that down to a double burger, and eat like half the fries, and that would do me just fine.
Culture differences ITT.
I've been watching a lot of Man VS. Food episodes lately, it's been fascinating