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Rilla and I will have an open bar when it's legal. You're all invited.
I just wish there were some sort of convenient pocket sized(and shaped) metal container I could secretly carry roughly 6.5 fluid ounces of liquor in. *sigh*
the appletini ice fountain will be a huge hitQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
It tilts me when some insensitive, misogynistic, brute insists on referring to hoes as bitches. It's like we haven't made any progress.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
You'd be surprised at how many adults don't know how to wash their hands. Pay attention next time you are at a public restroom. I've seen so many people wash without getting any soap on the back of their hands. Now this is better than those people who just rinse their hands off, but if you work in food services you should lather up to your wrists. Almost enough to make you start brown bagging your lunch. Almost.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
We had all the beer and wine you could drink, cash bar for hard liquor....that's where shit gets expensive, because some asshole that always drinks beer will start guzzling crown royal because somebody else is paying for it.
what can I say, I'm from a simpler timeQuote:
Originally Posted by nibbles
my life
specifically, some guy who i absolutely dont want to hang out with keeps sending me fb messages and writing on my wall. today he writes, hey dude wanna hang out? then what do i do? i fucking run into him at the grocery store and have to basically bullshit my way out which comes naturally but thats not the point.
i overdrew my bank account which sucked donkey balls. i was making out with this chick last night and some 2nd level friend of ours who had been hooking up walks into the party and cock blocks. my other good friend got cock blocked simultaneously. shit is just fucked.
US Open rainouts
serial, wtf else am I supposed to do for 8 hours on Thursday but watch this damn tournament, and I get to see ~15 minutes of live golf.
thanks mr. triptanes for "liking" that guys fb post.
Yeah this was the gaaaay!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
A guy at work gave me Tiger against the field with 4:1 on $100 and 8:1 if he wins by 4+, just want it to be over so I can go collect my monies
Oh yeah, how the radio times their good songs to either start as soon as I'm getting out of my car or finishing as soon as I turn to it. That shit really does annoy the hell out of me.
how often do you hear this? tell that fucker to buy the whole thing, eat half now, eat the rest when they're hungry again. boom you got two halves of a doughnut for two halves of the priceQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
Weird, someone else posted on your wall and then ran into you at the grocery store too? Small world!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
This post is in pretty poor taste dude. I mean, Massimo is almost guaranteed to read it.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
people who while on escalators don't adhere to the walk left, stand right policy that is clearly posted on them. one of these days I'm going to go "Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!" and boot you dumb motherfuckers down the steps
I hate when people get off the escalators and congregate right at the exit, like there aren't dozens of people getting off after them. "Oh, I'm sorry, didn't see you". You don't have to see, you should know, dumbass.
Steve Yea
lol this guy?Quote:
Originally Posted by RugbyDonk
selecting use e check at pokerstars only to find that I have to go find a western union to get more chips!
when my roommate comes into my room and never ever ever closes the door when he leaves.
BITCHES.
freshmen that are like, IM GOING TO WALK IN THE BIKE PATH which would be easy enough to avoid if every single freshmen didnt do it. im thinking of just taking the brakes off my bike and seeing what happens.
Let's just combine that last 2. Freshmen Bitches.
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Originally Posted by UG
Hey UG, you ever see tosh.0???
the ninja guy in your avatar does a web redemption of the back flip...pooping hilarious...
Car racing on the radio
Not being able to understand the wierd ass chat slang in IRC.
Pronounced chat shortcuts (i.e., JayKay, ElllOhhhElll, etc.)
STOP THE CHAT SHORTCUTS
waiting for UPS packages suck a fat one.
Not only do i use el oh el in face-to-face convo, I actually use my hand to spell L O LQuote:
Originally Posted by Sasquach991
So Ive been ordering quite a few parts for my motorcycle lately and normally I go for usps because its cheaper. But now I always go for it if I have the option cuz in my experience it also tends to be faster, several days faster.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
+1, inverse L with index finger/thumb followed by O with mouth finished by another inverse L, I'm that damn cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
RespectQuote:
Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
Oh thought of an epic one the other day:
Songs that have fucking sirens in them, shit freaks me out every time.
haha ya..Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
One that tilts the shit outta me is people who dont teach their kids any sort of respect and just let them run wild. There are a couple families on my block who just let their kids run around, like 4 year olds playing alone in the alley..
My Mother-in-law
and, i second the pronunciation of chat terminology.
No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
BB ($143.60)
Hero (SB) ($148.75)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, 10http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif
Hero calls $0.50, BB bets $4, Hero calls $4
Flop: ($10) Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, 7http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, 9http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (2 players)
BB bets $8, Hero raises $16.75, BB raises $31, Hero raises $127 (All-In), BB calls $99.60 (All-In)
Turn: ($287.20) 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($287.20) 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $287.20
Results:
Hero had 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, 10http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (straight, Jack high).
BB had Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (full house, Jacks over fives).
Outcome: BB won $286.20
See-saws
people who post bad beats when villain has 8 outs on the flop and 11 going into the river
losing 100k hands in a row even tho u got dealt pocket jokers every time and the clowns at the table folded pf every time yet they still managed to take ur entire stack because stars has doomswitched u worse than anybody ever of all time everlasting eternity
topics like this xP1
with 8 outs on the flop and 11 outs on the turn it's not a bad beat, but it titled me none the less, hence the post in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
Stafford 16/37 205 0 3
50 million bucks
that tilts me
Being 6'5" and not fat trying to buy new clothes.
Everything is either too short or too baggy.
shopped for 3 hours today and bought absolutely nothing FML!
- being too chubby for 80% of my clothes, while the remaining 20% is in the laundry basket.
- online religious debates. (IRL I stay away from them but online I somehow end up spending hours reading discussions.)
- not being able to find a new rehearsal room for my band.
having to spend 20 hours writing up a lab report on circuits. 15 hours or so is me reviewing how a freakin circuit works because im a Chemistry major and not an Electrical Engineering Major or a Chemical Engineering Major. This is the first lab for the course, and it appears that I will never have to create a circuit for the lab, analyze one for any experiment, and there is no final so i wont need the knowledge for a test.
Im spending 15 hours learning circuits just because.
The remaining labs deal with topics i can do in my sleep. TILT
Circuits are easy bro.
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2nd semester physics, ya circuits were easy. V=IR and all that jazz, lets introduce capacitors and diodes too.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
400 level chem class: hey heres this thing called an op amp, an AC circuit, a voltage divider, and a bread board...all things ive never seen before.
Im still frantically looking shit up and learning how all these work so i can answer retarded questions like
"would you use a noninverting, an inverting, or an inverting with large resistors circuit to create a pH probe (Hint: a pH probe acts as a nonideal transducer)"
i dont know what a transducer is either :(
Also, apparently ive ruined a book for everyone on ftr and am extremely hated right now :cry:
we dont expect assholes like you to understand circuits!
start making amendsQuote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
try posting hot naked chicks in the "sexy thread" and funny pics in the "LOL thread"
when people from bumblefuck, sc come to visit you in philly or in nyc and think you're a dick when you don't give a dollar to every frickin' homeless person/street performer/disabled person there is.
i'm not one of those "go getta job" types, but after seeing the 3 millionth homeless person, you start to realize that you can't save the world on a grad student budget.
I'm totally one of those "go get a job types". I live in a town where there's plenty of work available and you will still see a bum standing in front of stores like Walmart or Superstore that have help wanted signs right on the window behind them.Quote:
Originally Posted by surviva316
The reason they beg for money is simply because it works. If it didn't, they'd stop.
Bigred
That motherfucker is too cool. He's making the rest of you look bad.
whyQuote:
Originally Posted by XTR1000
I gave the Naked Cowboy like $10 for a picture and some other black dude with a funny sign about how ninjas killed his family...contributing to bums in NYC is more satisfying when they do tricks for money, unlike the one ones in NC who just stand thereQuote:
Originally Posted by surviva316
This fucking mouse I just bought.. The off-center laser makes for one epic fail mouse. All my horizontal wrist movements make it go 20 degrees up when moving left, 20 degrees down when going right. FGHDJKGEDG
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...-L._SS400_.jpg
Um, I don't think the Naked Cowboy counts as a bum. I'm sure he makes more money than most of us here.
naked cowboy won a lawsuit against M&M's, i think he is doing alright
I have this mouse and this isnt the case for me... its probably defectiveQuote:
Originally Posted by KoRnholio
Mac lovers and their reasoning for why Macs are superior:
"Macs are better because they are more expensive"
"More people buy PCs because PCs are way cheaper"
etc...
...feel free to add more dumb ass reasoning as to why Macs are awesome and PCs suck...
ya I think your mouse is defective. The placement of the eye should not matter so long as it isnt at the far front or far back of the mouse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Massimo
people who put the frickin dirty dishes in the frickin sink when the frickin dishwasher is frickin 2 feet away.
While Im home for christmas Im going in my friends studio to record some songs with my band. So I brought a ton of stuff with me, including a double bass drum pedal, cymbals, some drum pads, an electronic drum module and some guitar effects. Basically everything needed to record some kick ass tracks.
Except I forgot to bring drumsticks. My home town is in the middle of nowhere, with no music shops even remotely close. So I have to record the whole thing using some beat up sticks I found in the attic.
fuck
Hardcore porn
I shall forever remain astounded that heterosexual men actually choose to watch pornography starring a guy other than themselves. I can understand it if that's all there is, but it's not. Meanwhile, so much potentially great porn is ruined because for some weird reason dudes like seeing chicks get rammed by some douchebag.
youre crazy. And on top of that you seem to be a pretty big homophobe.. That being said a lot of porn is ruined by some douchebags talking/grunting. Oh and dont forget camera angles. Srsly, who directs this shit? Watching a girl getting railed is great, but zooming in to the point that all you can see is a guys asshole, a cock, a vag and a girls asshole is really lame. I could understand a couple of these shots that lasted maybe 20 or 30 seconds at most at a time. However a lot of porno seems to be made up of mostly these shots that last several minutes at a time! Then they zoom out for like 20 seconds then zoom back in.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
POV porn is the nuts. Hopefully they will shoot them in 3D in not too long :D
I guess in some ways you could call me a homophobe, but reality is that no matter how much I may or may not like other males' sexuality, I absolutely fucking loathe bigotry and insults regarding homosexuality. I am disgusted that homosexuals are treated as second-class citizens, and that there is a sort of double standard in our society whereas we are 'tolerant' of gays, yet everything about our colloquialism and actions are incredibly derogatory towards gays.
Our society is so fucking horrible towards gays that I guarantee that if I was gay nobody close to me would know. Not my family, not even my closest friends. It's fucking ridiculous, and I want to shove my foot down the throats of anybody who thinks of anybody differently because they're homosexual
application invites on Face book are prolly the worst!
lol, if anyone gets turned on by these shots please tell me, because I can't work out how any director can think that 3 minutes of some guy's balls bouncing increases the heat.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
wuf, I absofuckinglutely agree with you about society's attitude towards gay people.
As an aside, I really like sybian porn and possibly my favourite porno ever is Elle on sybian (just google it). Should I be seeing a shrink?
reality fucking tv
this.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
reality tv is like mmorpgs. When it first started it was new and different than the same recycled crappy sitcoms. But there is little to no content but instead just addictive little tidbits to string you along past the commercials and onto the next episode. And I hate the fact that they take up so much air time, yet provide nothing useful to the viewer. If I want something funny, I want to watch a show that was either well written, or that stars skilled improv comics. And if I want to actually learn something I most certainly am not going to look to reality tv.
Speaking of which, I come from a very fundy family, and my sister exemplifies this by freaking out if anybody even so much as uses the word 'gay' within earshot of my 8 and 4 year old nieces. Like my entire lineage, she believes that homosexuality is Satan's work and even a mere mention of it will send her pre-pubescent daughters into a muff smashing frenzyQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
I don't have much respect for my family
kill them with grease fire.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
when a donks catches his river ugh