Wana suicide pack with me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Every time I lay down TPTK or Two pair they show middle pair. Every time I get all in they flopped the set or two pair.
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Wana suicide pack with me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
Every time I lay down TPTK or Two pair they show middle pair. Every time I get all in they flopped the set or two pair.
Audrey Hepburn was hot when she was young. Too bad she got older.
fist-pumpQuote:
Originally Posted by sil693
mmmmmmm.....Quote:
Originally Posted by sil693
Sausage fest in here...
AMERICA ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Dukie Vitale commentating the NBA instead of the duke game. WTF
elaborate please.Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
Boost, how do you cook a good sausage? Pics?
Fun Fact: Duct tape is terrible for use repairing duct work
Shades for when you are in front of the computer screen.
They protect your eyes from long sessions in front of the screens and whatever.
http://www.amazon.com/Gunnar-Optiks-.../dp/B001DUQU9G
[x]hit quads
[x]hit my first royal flush
[ ]got paid on either
[x]got 3 outted for 1/5 of my br
[x]all of above within 10 minutes
Im kinda down about stuff (reference previous post) so I googled "whats the point of life?" hoping to find some interesting articles based on philosophy and whatnot.
Every result is some fucking crackpot jesus freak trying to peddle their shitty religion on me. Fuck you.
you forgot,Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
[ ] stellar bankroll management
[x]won it back plus some in between classes today.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
slap hands!!
[ ] gets 'it'Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
This will answer all your questions:Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
hi ftr, i'm totally cheesed
honestly what the fuck is with these damn plastic packaging things items come in nowadays. Is there an easy way to open these bitches up?
Like I just got to studio style headphones from Amazon and this thing is locked up tight.
WTF
Yeah those things tilt me so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
They are meant to prevent shoplifting. It's pretty much impossible to open one of those packages in the store by hand and then hide the contents in your pocket.
Got the headphones out finally
woot
yesssssQuote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
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he'll zap you anyway he can, zap!
I need to send this shit to my jesus freak of an ex girlfriendQuote:
j-j-j-jesus
Anyone ever use/play wii fit? What were your experiences with it like?
I was thinking of using it to do some low intensity cardio-type work in the morning, and to put my wii to use that I never use.
Driving in a foot of snow sucks ass. Fuck Cleveland weather.
my wife got it for Christmas and has used it every day so far. worth the investment, imoQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Playing knucklebuster on a shuffleboard was a fucking atrocious decision.
Fun stuff. You won't get a gym workout, but it's good for couch potatos and/or low intensity. Friggin AWESOME for balance exercises with yoga, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
If you really want to have fun with a Wii, get kids and Mario Kart. Rock, rock on!
almost went busto today vs a maniac lagg who opened every button, 3 bet a ton and called every 3bet. Both times he stacked me I had a high overpair in a raised and 3bet pot. Both times it was a monotone flop that matched my overpair, and both times he had flopped the flush. Lolowned! Playing underrolled is crazy.
brought it back up to about 500$, then went busto playing another lagg. It was fun though, I outplayed him imo. So ya, thats it. Im done with poker now. Thanks for all the help guy. Ill prob still post here or whatever. And honestly, I really kinda feel relieved. Ive been dreaming of rubusto for a long time, but I never really put in enough of an effort. And when I did, I just felt like I wasnt naturally adept to the game. Now that its over I feel like I can just focus on important things in my life.
LuKie (1:04:59 PM): move back down to nl20?
Boost (1:05:07 PM): lol, no way
LuKie (1:05:08 PM): you're not even really rolled for that, letalone 100
LuKie (1:05:10 PM): lol
LuKie (1:05:11 PM): ok
Boost (1:05:22 PM): I know Im not rolled for it
Boost (1:05:24 PM): lol duh
LuKie (1:05:39 PM): just cash the $$ out then and move on with your life
Boost (1:06:05 PM): but thats no fun
Boost (1:06:07 PM): and its only 250$ now
Boost (1:06:23 PM): that will be gone in 2 weeks even if Im careful about spending
Boost (1:06:29 PM): so w/e
LuKie (1:07:53 PM): counter argument: you can do a lot cooler things with $250 in real life than a near 100% chance of losing it at online gambling with your current skill and bankroll management
so boost, what's more important in your life and why?
well poker no longer exists to me, so everything :-DQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
but I guess its just easier to focus on school now that I dont have this unfinished business stuck in the back of my head. Sure I like school and all, but I cant say that I wouldnt rather be a balla and just travel around. I blew my chance at that though, and so now I can move on. Also I can get a part time job now and not always be thinking "man, I could be making so much more playing cards!"
Making decisions is balla.
nh
living in a lighthouse must be awesome
http://www.forbes.com/2002/09/27/0927feat.html
http://www.lighthouse-living.com/home.html
jack off more with stack high
imo
no, if anything, your poor bankroll management made sure that you were not able to determine that. I.E. If you played "well" (a relative term) with proper br management and still busto'd, you'd know a lot better where you stood. Instead you played in a game certainly too high for your B.R. and possibly (likely?) too high for your skill level. The result was painfully obvious to anyone not emotionally invested in the result. Sorry for the cold, brutal truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Nothing wrong with not playing, but if you're going to, you might as well try to do it the right way.
/rant
I agreeQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I mean.. youre wrong, but w/eQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I did play within my roll and just swung around. I was very near busto and instead of withdrawing what I had left, I gamb00led. When I decided to do this, I wasnt rolled for 20nl. So I did exactly what you said.
ugh, playing with 2-5 buyins is not playing within your roll, and you did the opposite of what I said. it doesn't really matter anymore though, does it?
wtf.. did you not read what I said? reading comprehension plz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
This is what I know:Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
You had $250 or so and you were playing NL100 hu. I told you to move down (or, alternatively, just withdraw), you ran it up to about $500 or so, then went busto. As a friend, I tried my best to talk you out of it because I know that several hundred dollars is nothing in the online poker community but is nonetheless very useful for most people.
Like, all I'm trying to say is that instead of gamb00ling (i.e. mindlessly spewing) and knowing full well that you're just going to busto, why not cash the rest out and put it to something useful? I'm sure there's something you could have done with the money, or maybe a few months down the road you might want to give the whole poker thing another shot and you'd have some money to do that with.
Anyway, maybe I'm just being a nit.
much <3
I know what youre saying, but I dont know what more to say. I just felt that I had to either run it up to 1k+ or something, which would be fun, or run it into the ground. Withdrawling just didnt feel like the right end. Sure a couple hundred woulda been nice, but it isnt life changing and Im not living on the streets because I dont have it. Its just the way I felt it had to end.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
The last ten posts of this thread have been decidedly un-random.
I googled the word random and got this
http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pic...image_2578.jpg
I suggest BR Management get moved to the BC.
Also:
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
Observation: Lesbians are very anti-social to non-lesbians. If you question this, it is taken as an accusation to their humanness, not as an observation that they are discriminating in the exact way they feel they are being discriminated against.
Also, I agree 100% with Lukie. However if boost feels justified by blowing the remaining part of his roll, fine.
/Didn't realize this when I started typing, but seems related to the above post
I see trees of green...
Boost, what is Mecca really like?
alu akbar!Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
You need to blow your nose.
lol... that shot got WAY up my nose.. I dont go boggers hanging out my nose or anything..Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
After bricking an entire Sunday I'm celebrating with a 3-meat Totino's thin crust pizza, some queso and restraunt style tortilla chips.
comfort food ftw!
red roses too...
I see 'em bloom...
p.s. I shaved it all off ofc
I feel 5 years younger!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Source: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE
Fucking classic sketch
I've been eating really good lately and I want to reward myself with a good pizza. This sounds beyond delicious. Any other suggestions?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Meh just get a good delivered pizza, the one I had was like a $2 tiny pizza that I lived off in college but I was walking through the grocery store, saw them, and couldn't resist.
Isn't Pizza Hut making a knew whole-grain, healthy pizza? That could certainly be something worth looking into.
dirka dirka shakalaka
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
MATT DAMON!!!!
I was thinking something really greasy, with thick, deep fried crust, and lots of cheese, sauce, and pepperoni.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
And breaksticks on the side, ldo.
please tell me this is a level.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
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Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by boost
111^
I used to do this with dominos, w/ cheesy bread on the side and a pizza with sausage/pepperoniQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I just ate a lemon like an orange, yo.
http://www.nataliedee.com/012607/pai...-awareness.jpg
often in the kitchen if I squeeze some lemon juice but dont need the extra half, Ill pour some sugar on it and it tastes like lemonade.
lukie waited around all day to make sure he could post his THIRTEEN picture
good job, lukie