I never see pozole on the menu at any Mexican restaurants here in LA. Almost every taqueria sold it in Chicago. I need some pozole in my life.
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I never see pozole on the menu at any Mexican restaurants here in LA. Almost every taqueria sold it in Chicago. I need some pozole in my life.
self deprecation fascinates me
It's just all so stupid. We hold ourselves to irrational and myopic standards, and never seem to discover they're delusions. Every problem I ever had was something nobody cared about, only my personal insecurities give them the time of day. If only I could acknowledge this, but it seems my fortress is in maintaining facade
i know, right?
good lord i drank so goddamn much
I also drank too much last night (for a weekday anyway)
No such thing as too much.
Hi
Preemptive drunk post. I'll be back with more typos and less sense later.
headache.
Oj. Fuck. Yeah, that's right.
Hu.
Fuck. O didnt mean to right that
I give op
Broke the rules and drank some jack. Gonna go eat bacon wrapped stuffs and drink sake now woot!
really not sober. have bacon cheeseburger wraps I made earlier upstairs.
fuck yeah.
Pain.
Spent the day with the wiff runnin around to various bars around town. Jammed down to the harbor cuz we got some inside info that Dave Grohl was hanging out down there. Not usually big on starstruck type shit but since dave played the best fucking devil film has ever seen since the dawn of fucking film we figured we'd go down and buy him a drink. Turned out he left like 3 minutes before we got there.
Drove up the coast so wiff could jump in the ocean nekkid. I told her the water temp was 51^ but she didn't give a fuck, jack'll do that to you. She prolly warm up by tomorrow lol.
chocolate fudge fucking poptarts
Spring Break kicks ass. Coffee Bar near campus with Two Hearted on tap. Eff yeah.
When I get mad
And I get pissed
I grab my pen
And I write out a list
Of all the people
That won't be missed...
YOU'VE MADE MY SHITLIST
^square
i hate poetry
i really do
almost as much
as i hate you
Wuf wuf, oh wuffy wuf wuf,
You're such a puff,
Which in these parts means fucking homo,
Like flomo,
But supa,
You're super dupa,
Like a trooper,
I bet your missus is a whooper,
Oh supa trooper, lights are gonna get you, shining like the sun,
Smiling having fun,
Felling like a number one,
This is what happens when I drink beer,
you're all fucking queer.
Good night, you bunch of shites.
^triangular
dude, that was actually really good
drunk or level? this is what I get for coming in here sober.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
1. he made that in 9 minutes
2. most poetry is GARBAGE. people love stupid poetry that reads like ratchety, stalling vehicle. i can't even get through a couple lines of standard poetry because of how badly it flows on a structural level. but he basically wrote a sentence that rhymes. which is why it works. most poetry is jumping from one point to another without flow, but thinking there's flow due to specific rhymes
3. dont get me started on how much i fucking hate poetry. real poetry is a paragraph that makes a point smoothly
4. drunk
5. why the fuck dont u plai werewolf
I've participated in enough online time sinks, and I still post and read several show threads in OOTV.
Also the game just doesn't really interest me. I think I may have signed up once, and just didn't care to ever check back in. Furthermore, due to the Twilight movies and True Blood, werewolves and vampires are officially queer as queer can be.
Haven't seen either
Hey Boost,
Wanna play Mafia?
Sincerely,
JKDS
The day I found out you could block facebook apps, I was so elated.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
I think wuf just likes Abba.
Also, apologies to flomo for his name rhyming with homo.
Poetry?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
L7 is sarcastically flattered.
lol pop cultureQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
dont know what abba is dont know what l7 is do know how much poetry blows
abba is abba backward and L7 is a square.
less sexings means more drinkings
BBC News - Sex-starved fruit flies turn to drink
THESE fuckers know how to drink:
crippling alcoholism: the grey, shriveled liver of reddit
reading this shit makes me want to never drink again.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
in other news, it takes 1500 pounds of marijuana smoked in 15 minutes to OD
http://clgamer.com/wp-content/upload...e-accepted.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Just patted myself on the back, where's the booze?Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
My thoughts exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Couple of pointersQuote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
1/ 1500lbs is 24,000oz, over £3 million even with discounts
2/ I heard you got high sniffing tipp-ex, how the hell will you manage ^
I mean, you'd probably start throwing up and pass out after like 15 hits...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
Everytime I've ever tried to smoke myself stupid I just get to a point where my lungs scream "no", and I can't even force myself to smoke anymore. just gets wasted by short hauls that get shot out too fast.
also snoop dog once bragged "we go'n smoke 1/24000th a lethal dose tonight". I would not try to one-up snoop.
24k oz, I have to admit it would take me longer than 15 minutes to smoke such a quantity. I think I'd need a week at least.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
Tipp-ex? Erm, no thanks.
Gonna need this thread up top for later.
Corned beef in the crockpot, Jameson on the shelf and the murphys to light the way. Time to get Irie (not that kind of Ong).
Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced (Lyrics On Screen) - YouTube
Happy St. Pattys day all my drunken frands!
English people are stupid, we celebrate St Patrick's Day like it's fucking important, yet most don't even know who the English Patron Saint is, let alone when we celebrate it.
Haaappy St Paddy's! Bhí oíche den scoth agus neart na beorach. Also had a date with an incredibly fucking beautiful and cool chick. Good day. Cheers.
drunk!!!!!
trying glenfiddich for the first time. good stuff!!
Bahahahaha! Irish car bombs, green beers and irish coffee for to get home. Gonna pull the corned beef out the crockpot now woot! Some songs for me drunk frands.
I'm Shipping Up To Boston - Dropkick Murphys - YouTube
and for anyone who's lost someone
Clutch - Drink To The Dead - YouTube
My kidneys hurt. :(
St Patty's Day, the great Irish humanitarian effort.
Irish car bombs should be called irish head asplode bombs.
Yeah this guy right, ages ago he banished all the snakes from this poxy country that nobody cares about, so let's all get drunk on dark curdled milk and bog standard whiskey in celebration.
St George slayed a fucking dragon, not a few snakes, yet Patrick is the hero? YEAH MAN LET'S DRUNKY DRINK WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking imbeciles.
^mardy^
have you ever been out on st georges day? its wank, BNP skinheads and cunts fillin every wetherspoons in the country. The irish win for drunkard celebrating. still no need for an excuse to get drunking.
Not mardy, just being me. I don't care for either day. I don't need an excuse to get drunk, I either do it or I don't, regardless of what the date is. It's just a little confusing that everyone in England seems to give more of a shit about Ireland day than England day. If everyone in England went out and got pissed on St George's Day, then it would be a great day. But as it is, the only people who show the remotest bit of patrioism aside from during a fucking football match are the fascist twats. I guess that's the only thing they should be commended for. It's almost become taboo to be patriotic in England these days, like if you are patriotic it makes you racist by default. Still, I say all this but I'm not remotely patriotic, mainly because I think the majority of English people are cunts.
Problem with St Patricks Day is that it takes so fucking long to get served my pint of Guinness since every fucker seems to be drinking it suddenly. So I just stay in and smoke weed. It's green, that's pretty Irish.
Patriotism is a good thing? Since when?
And it's the same all over the world. St. Patrick's Day is an international drinking holiday.
I learned about a military concept called "Center of Gravity." Essentially, it's the idea that every nation has something which, if you topple over, can topple over the entire nation.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
For the French it's Paris. All you gotta do is roll over Paris and the French will stop fighting. For the Japanese in WW Deuce, it was their Emperor. The Japs would fight until their Emperor was killed or told them to stop. So we dropped the nukes on them to completely take the will to fight out of their Emperor and they full stop surrendered. The Germans had Hitler. They were willing to drive their country into the ground so long as Hitler was still taking the lead.
Well, if your nation's center of gravity is the nation itself, you'll never get rocked. Burn down DC, who gives a shit? Route the Army? We'll go Militia up in this bitch. Ours is actually our public opinion. You shift public opinion against war, and we'll stop fighting. But if someone attacks us, I doubt public opinion would ever shift.
So yeah, not a good idea for you to be deeply patriotic, but it's nice that your neighbors are.
Yeah, that's a good post for the drunk thread.
drinking lots and lots
i like you guys because i can be myself while hiding myself
jesus christ superstar ive got this shit locked down
they say you cant recite the alphabet when drunk but fuck em they dont know
only time i drunk was right before i blacked then buffet table smashed then barf spew in intermittent bouts of conscious before being dragged to resting place while professing undying love for somebody who turns out to be filthy whore
you get the picture
hey you all wanna know something funny
i thought i was getting old, over the hill of a young vibrant youth so to speak, or so i thought
but really i was just drinking too much
i realized this when i didnt drink for just one day
but fuck that, i have to drink to keep the demons away
What goes up.........
Ohhhhhhhh........
Also, I've had an epiphany.
demons don't stand a chance tonight.
It was about happiness, your own and other peoples and how they're interrelated and how a slight change in objectives and behavior could have a huge net benefit for everyone. But I've forgotten what the changes were. Bugger!
Welcome to Buddhism Dan.
Love and peace will save the worldQuote:
Originally Posted by rong
War, imprisonment, poverty, all just different manifestations of people not loving each other
The hippies always had it right (they were the only ones who gazed through the eyes of god (lsd), after all), their messaging just isn't the kind to work on the rest of us competitive coffee and whiskey capitalists
Agreed, but I was thinking on more of a micro scale, ie relationships between people as opposed to social/political ideas.
It's the same thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by rong
Now get the fuck outta the drunked thread with your social/political agenda!
peace love and happiness, man!
(that's the beer talking ofc)
And I thought I was the only one whos beers actually talked to them.
Where's the high as a kite thread?
Floatin up with the clouds.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
:highfive:Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
Drunk. Been riding bi-cee-clays around from bar to bar all day wif the wiff and having a good old crazy drunken time. Just a good fucken day. Happy drinking!
Oh, for all the americans I'd like to thank the mexicans at the battle of puebla keeping us from becoming canadian. Thanks.
I think imma get drunk tonight and celebrate not being an american or a mexican. Thanks.
Tonight, we drink from the big mug:
http://i.imgur.com/ozbLT.jpg
OMG ... gooooood stuff :D
http://naciliquer.com/upload/urun/o/449_16b8a.jpg
wimmen confirmed evil. and the only dangerous amount tonight is none./
Is Cristiano Ronaldo getting oilier, or am I just getting more racist?
Does nobody care about soccer, or am I just getting more awesome?
So Cristiano isn't getting oilier, and I'm not getting more racist?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
OH WELL OH WELL I STILL HOPE FOR THE BEST
I hate that I like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
so im sitting here listening to dogs by pink floyd on repeat, probably for the next hour or so while I finish off this bottle of cheap fuck chivas, also while I write a sticky note reminding myself to call my lawyer monday to send a letter to my ex gf to never communicate with me in any way ever again (so that when she does I can go to police and get a restraining order without much word)
lesson here kids: alcohol is not a way to solve your problems at all, and crazy women should be avoided at all costs before they find out your name, where you live, etc etc. if the latter has occured, well, good fucking luck, you may want to join in on drunk ranting in this thread to avoid blowing your fucking brains out :lynch:
I noticed I behave differently when drunk than i used to. I used to do totally crazy stuff. Now it's like my drunkenness has matured.
Not drunk tonight but last night my friends and I played this: How to Play the Summer Drinking Game Polish Horseshoes | eHow.com
First time I had ever heard of it. Figure some of the ultimate guys on here would like it
polish horseshoes is the shit
should rename drunk thread to wuf thread then have drunk post in wuf thread about renaming wuf thread to drunk thread
lynch wufwugy
In other news. This shit is pretty fucking good.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...fD38YFnx8l-dWf
Just sayin'.
Oh, here's Tom with the weather.
motherfucker i just had a root canal
and im thinking about how amazing i would be at life if i didnt question myself
This is my drink right now. I'm enjoying it.
http://www.scotchofthemonthclub.com/...2/chivas12.jpg
too much guinness
Vicodin promises to fix both of these problems.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy