alcohol is not illegal, boost. and yes, I had a few glasses of wine before that post, lol
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alcohol is not illegal, boost. and yes, I had a few glasses of wine before that post, lol
LUKIE! The man the myth the legend!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
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Thank you for this. I'm probably the only programmer in the world that uses the double index finger method and has to stay focused on the keyboard the while time.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
On second thought though, meh, why bother?
You're not...Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
I just found my first grey hair. I came to this conclusion after debating myself for a few minutes over "maybe it's just a random highly reflective hair bouncing the light funny"
oh well, it had to happen eventually.
First grey hair up top, no worries. First grey pubic hair... almost lost it over that one...
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
N...n....no
no... how? why?
edit And some video up in this motherlover.
One of my frat brothers had a few, and told this story from his youth. (sorry, he was a bit into the story before someone pulled out a camera)
Transcript all up in this motherfucker.
[0:00] [...] the most racist field trip I have ever been on in my entire fucking life.
[0:03] They took us to a fuckin' cotton processing place, and there was a big-ass cotton field out in the middle of fuckin' raymond alabama, in the south of montgomery county.
[0:13] We went there, and me, and 28 other little niglets in Miss Harper's third-grade classroom, they took our asses out there, in the middle of the fuckin' august heat, and said "Hey, y'all ..."
[0:22] They gave us bags and shit, had little cute little plastic bags, with a cute - with a cotton puff person with a smile on his face, and they were like "Hey, y'all go out there, have fun, pick as much cotton as you want".
[0:35] And so my stupid ass went, you know, I went, my Mama signed off on it and and didn't think about it, and I went to the fuckin' field trip. I was in the fields just havin' a good ol' time.
[0:45] We were singin' songs and shit, out in the middle of the motherfuckin' field, picking goddamn cotton, in the middle of the fuckin' heat, and here I'm thinking: because it's a field trip, they told us you can pick as much as you want, hey, you get to keep the fuckin' cotton. You can keep it.
[1:00] So I was like "Yeah, I'm gonna keep it" and we go to get back on the bus and they're like "Okay kids, turn your bags in", and they take our asses inside, and took all the damn cotton that we had, and then told us to get back on the fuckin' bus.
[1:12] So me, being a little rebel, I took a little handful of cotton, stuffed it in my pocket, and went home.
[1:17] Then, my Mama came, and when she was doin' laundry the next night, she was like "what the fuck, is this cotton in your back pocket?" - I was like "Yeah" - "Where the hell did you get unprocessed cotton from?" - "Well, yesterday on that field trip they took us to a cotton processing plant and we got to pick cotton all day long."
[1:39] My Mama came to the school and - I swear to god - that shit went down. She locked this woman in a room, like "How dare you jive-ass motherfuckers take my kid and all these other ashy li'l negroes to a fuckin' cotton field in the middle of the summer. You fuckin' soulless bitch."
[2:00] She fuckin' checked me outta school, I didn't go to school for three days behind that shit. She said "I don't want to have to look at that bitch". She was pissed at everybody.
[2:10] Yes. That was the most racist shit I have ever gone through in my life. I didn't even understand what was wrong until the next year. I didn't even understand.
[2:18] I just thought we were gonna go have some fun, in the field. So fuck that shit. That was fuckin' sharecropping if I've ever seen it. Shit.
Seriously, this video was the highlight of my day.
source: One of my frat brothers had a few, and told this story from his youth. (sorry, he was a bit into the story before someone pulled out a camera) : funny
haha, rilla that was great.
I just saw a girl named Robyn Shaver.
Never done that. Well, I've done the latter but not both together.
Done both, but never to the same chick. If she let you shaver, no need to robber.
Has anyone read "The Secret"? It seems kind of "scammy" to me, but the person that recommended it, I kind of respect as being smarter than most. He's not like the MLM, or dream chasing type. He's a pretty smart guy who has his shit together. Is it more motivational, or just mind game crap? I was just reminded of this, because of the Philly episode, but I still have the book.
^^^^ 'tis crap.
But I do admire the marketing minds that made a fortune flogging it.
It's not a secret, just put out an intention and then get off your ass and do it. That's the law of attraction in a nutshell.
But I haven't read the book or seen the movie, I'm speculating based on what I've heard/think I know of it.
I might have some odd disease that is causing all my mental/physical problems. It's called acute intermittent porphyria, and if I have this I will have to be hospitalized and have IV's ran with some enzyme in it that my body doesnt have or something along those lines. I'm hoping I don't have it, but at the same time hoping I do, because that means I can have it treated and get/feel better. I think Ill have to be hospitalized to have the test ran as well, and I find out on the 25th of this month if that will happen or not.
/vent
Saw that shit on House, it's when you're allergic to light, right?
Lol no, it's something wrong with my blood.
Absolutely. We give you the secret on how to change your life fro the better and if it doesn't work it's your fault because you didn't buy into it enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
on the extreme off chance that i'm not getting double leveled here..Quote:
Originally Posted by jackvance
here's what you do, keep your fingers on asdf and jkl;, type from there. The dividing line should probably be gtb on the left and yhn on the right.
interesting to note: when playing starcraft, that gets all f'd up. I played brood war for many years keeping my left hand on asdf. in SC2 i've wisened up and keep my left ring finger on a, left pinky on ctrl (or shift), and use my left middle for 1 and 2 (which would ordinarily be used by the left pinky and left ring, respectively).
[ ] interesting for most readers of this thread
[x] interesting if you play sc2
Only share this with your worst enemies.
Minecraft
It's only in alpha, and the dude who developed it has already banked a couple million dollars from sales. It's insanely addictive. I'm building an underwater lab and finishing my mountain top stronghold named Stranglehold.
edit This guy has a good series to introduce you to the game if you're wondering what it is - YouTube - X098 - X's Adventures in Minecraft - 001 - Shelter from the Black of Night
watched the video, then opened the game, screens were different so I gave up
The free version of the game is nothing like the actual game which costs about 12 bucks.
Seriously, hours disappear into this game and it has no purpose - explore, gather, fight, build. And the developer is planning a huge update for Halloween which will include portals to a hell-scape.
I tried to watch the video, but it keeps buffering. When I want to watch a video online and it wont play without stopping to buffer it gives me mild anxiety attacks.
Have you considered moving to South Korea for a more capable internet connection?
This is my world so far: http://i.imgur.com/JFg2x.jpg
Unseen are the awesome cave systems I've explored below the Earth. I've probably placed 10 times as many torches underground.
Spiritual Games for Outside | eHow.com
Water balloon lesson is probably my favourite.
woah, this game looks rrrrreally cool. I'm def gonna consider purchasing.
Yes, it certainly is. All it is really saying is that goals are a good thing to have, which is true. Throwing in the 'quantum' word is just a way to jazz it up a bit. If you want a motivation book read the '7 habits'. A lot of it is childish but the ideas he has are important.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Speaking of Minecraft,Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
YouTube - Building Megaobjects in Minecraft
He used an editor and imported some CAD drawing. Even the walls surrounding that thing would take forever to place. There's someone who actually took it upon himself to build the Enterprise inside and out though, YouTube - Interior of the Minecraft EnterpriseQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
And here's a pic of someone's world who is clearly much better than me at a game with no point.
http://i.imgur.com/k1lSU.jpg
It's 9:30 am and I just got back from partying last night, lots of love at the party and I'm Lovin It! Hot women with great round ass makes for an awesome night, had to reload the condom jar, but that is a good thing.
ummm.. csb
wtf who jerks it with a condom on
craiglook just got a cease and desist from craigslist. Fuck. It was the only craigslist search engine that I had found that easily let you search multiple cities at once. I'm soon to be in the market for a new vehicle and I am looking at a very specific vehicle, so I don't mind buying a one way ticket to go pick one up. Without craiglook it will be really hard to search..
god damn it.
I don't get what you're trying to say here, Jemaine.
3 days of dropped connections and freezing internet only to find out last night I could not open a link to Sportchek.ca because our IP or something is now in Quebec. Turns out the buddies wife switched our internet provider to that ACN crap and has a new wireless router hooked up. My wireless is useless and I have to run a cable. Seriously, WTF is with not being able to look at a "not available in quebec" store??
Also, the guy that hooked it up did not even hide the SSID or put any WPA or WEP security or even let her know. This shit can't be for real. How the fuck do I fix this? I don't have an IP or anything for the router
/rant
Look at the router to find the brand and model, go to their website and find out what the default IP is, manually reset router. Now you should be able to reach it with the default IP and log in with the default username/pass.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
hey mods chrome tells me the last page of sexy thread has malware from tittaycitay host or something
Serves you right. You don't know what you might pick up from some of those girls. You don't know where they have been.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Haha, wuf has e-vd.
i was totally gonna post some hotness but now not gonna
You're totally brief when you pout. It's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
so I'm in a co-ed softball league on fridays. my friend and i often make prop bets before or during the game, often relating to the futility of our team. for example, one of our previous ones was an over/under on opponents reaching base via walk, set at 12.5. i took the over and won comfortably.
fast forward to this past friday, and we set another over/under with a twist. specifically, i set an over/under line on how much we lose by, with the number being the amount of points that the browns lose to the steelers by.
naturally, i took the over. however, much to my surprise, our entire team showed up sober and we competed admirably. we lost 15-11. the steelers beat the browns 28-10; clearly i lost this bet.
however, there's a certain aspect of the bet that bothered me only because i'm a nit with details. since both teams (i.e. our softball team and the browns) both lost, determining the winner was easy enough. similarly, if exactly one of those two teams lost, the winner would also be easy to determine.
now say that both our softball team and the browns both won (let's pretend here), and that it was via different margins of victory. suppose our softball team won 11-1 and the browns won 14-7.
keeping in mind that the bet was specifically worded that i took our team as to lose by more runs/points than the browns lost by, as opposed to margin of victory/defeat, would that make the bet a push? obviously it should be more clearly defined before making the bet, but in this specific hypothetical that isn't the case.
Lukie, I thought you were some kind of billy badass at baseball back in high school or something. over/under 12.5 walks in slow-pitch softball? for real? I understand if you walk a guy that the girl walks too, but that means at least seven true walks would have to happen for you to hit your over.....and you hit your over comfortably? my dad's 55-over team wouldn't even come close to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
this is either an "E"-league type of thing, or you're playing against full teams made up of "softball guy" trying to pad OBP stats
In case you don't know "softball guy", listen to this -- YouTube - Jim Rome on Softball Guy
hey ug, how are you doing? thanks for dropping by in the thread.
i wasn't pitching yo, come on now
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Originally Posted by Lukie
ya, but hes saying, since you're on their team, you suck by proxy.
yeah our team is a mess, a very fun mess i might add
the fact that i took our softball team to lose by more than the browns (who were at least 13.5 point dogs) pretty much says it all. then again, while it was probably slightly -ev, if it lets me get 4:1 on the heat winning the east against the same guy (ya, seriously), i'm all for it.
ha, things are good. 9 weeks or so and you can call me Papa UG.
I still play softball with a bunch of guys from high school, mostly former teammates...when we first started playing we had seasons of 19-1 and 18-2 in some decent leagues. Fast forward six years and we went 4-16 this year, playing in the same level of league we've always played in. Getting old (and out of shape) sucks.
In 9 weeks, things will not be good. Sleep sir... sleep sleep sleep. Sleep like you will never sleep again, because in 9 weeks you won't. GL!Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
I had no problem with this for the first year. The wife was breastfeeding so there was no reason for her to wake me up. She was on mat leave too, so there was little reason to pump, just to wake me up to feed him in the middle of the night when I had to go to work. Newborns sleep like 14+ hours a day. She will get plenty of sleep, even if she has to wake up twice a night.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
The next 5 years though, I slept not so much
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Originally Posted by jyms
ya... my older nephew is past this now, he sleeps in his own bed no problem. The younger one acts as if he was sent on a mission by baby jesus himself to disrupt the sleep of others...
carl/george, thanks for respondin about rootbone radio. we've been steady making new episodes and feedback has been good. UG u mentioned something about more actual poker content, but we decided we werent going to have that as a focus. there are just so many resources out there for getting better at poker, so we wanted something unique.
we dont make any money off of it, its just for fun, so i dont feel bad about plugging it again here! rootbone!
NO SCHOOL TODAY WOOOOOOOT. I spent Wednesday night and all day Thursday (8-8) meeting with parents so I get a day off. Woot.
My day consists of cleaning the house for my lovely wife's baby shower tomorrow. Won't take much time at all. What to do with a day off? Plan is to be as unproductive as possible today. Or maybe I'll do something. Who knows! Harrah's KC is only 20 minutes away.
wooooooooooooooooooot.
P.S. gabe I will check out more rootbone stuff today
Student, 20, named Mexico police chief | News.com.au
chance she'll live till 21?
This sounds like a bad decision.
Apparently anyone wise enough to do the job knows better than to accept it.
Every cop in town quits after Mexico attack - World news - Americas - Focus on Mexico - msnbc.com
1000 rounds and 6 grenades tossed at this Police Station.
"According to Salinas, at 9:30 p.m. on Monday unknown assailants arrived at the police station and launched a 20-minute attack, Noroeste reported. Police backup arrived shortly after."
Now that is perfect timing.
Im gonna be a sexy pink kitty for halloween :D
spoon posting from your account again?
lol nooooo!
Ugh, Wuf. I hate complaining about your signature since you always have the best ones on FTR, but seriously, this one's bad. It almost tilts me.
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Originally Posted by BooG690
I concur.
wat? it's not great but it's fine
Maybe it's because I have a massive thing for cute brunettes though..
Chelle's gonna be the pink and spoon's gonna be the stink.
Wow I can't believe no one said to Chelle...
Pics or GTFO.
Sorry spoon.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/8af19c104384400 I'll have pictures later :)
I just got back from the stupidest fucking "haunted house" ever.
My friend somehow comes up with some free tickets to a haunted house. Pretty cool, right? We get there and stand in line outside for an hour and a half. They are letting 15-20 people in at a time, which I thought was odd. We get to the front and find out that the whole thing is free to everyone. As soon as I heard this my expectations dropped, but I was still hopeful. We finally get in and it's a series of terribly acted out scenes of shit like domestic violence, families torn apart by drug use, etc. Nothing 'horror' about it at all, just everyday shitty situations. You get to the last room, it's pitch black, they turn on a light and you see big crucifix's and a guy jumps on a small stage, with a complete "HA GOTCHA!" attitude, talking about how jesus christ can help us avoid all these situations etc.
I'm so fucking pissed.
I'm atheist and so I obviously don't like the message, but I really hate being intentionally deceived and wasting my Friday night over this fucking bullshit.
I certainly didn't find their tactics very jesus-like.