thread about totally living and people just trying to live

I'm not a part of your clique or whatever, but I read the stories on the first page of this thread, and thought this would be a bunch of badass stories or something.

Anyway, not to break up the gay jokes or anything, but this is a good one.

I just got back from a late night cash game. I had taken a 2 week break from my regular game, and decided to play tonight. Well, I go in and clean the table in 5 hrs. I stand with like 12.5 buy ins, but that's not the point.

I cash out, and the owner of the house (who is completely trashed), withholds $60. I give him a funny look, and he laughs and hands me the money. I make a joke "Do I gotta count these chips?" Well, he flips out about how I am disrespecting him in his own house. He throws the cash box, and dumps the table. Chips and money fly off the table, along with my cell phone and wallet. He starts throwing chairs and screaming as he comes around the flipped table. I (the only sober one in the room) back out of his garage into the open cul-de-sac. He charges head down at me. I step to the left and trip him as he runs right by me. He goes down and busts his face on the street. Blood is now streaming down his face. He stands up and takes a swing at me. He misses completely, and I step in and throw a punch right to the back of his jaw. He's lying on the ground unconcious (probably with a broken jaw), I get my money and leave, and I feel comfortable never going back again.

Alright, just had to share that with someone.

cool

It would be extra impressive if you were playing at Trainer_jym's house.

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yea, but his car would have TJ's name on it in the morning.

And his baby would have no head

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Originally Posted by Lukie

eupho what are you thinking messing with my crew?

keep in mind we have the balla, assassin, big bad married man, and me, the genuine hardass. you can't win. we will CHASE you down if we have to.

(get it?)

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I guess not... wonder why a bunch of balla poker players suddenly have thinner skin than an 8th graders... must be the gabe semen. Full of estrogen?

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Ballers are homophobic, looks at professional athletes, common dood.

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your sig is total badassness

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thanks, i headbanged til my hairs fell off!

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NH sir

Uni lol, what a nut job.

Brag:This is Ballin, just got the new ProPeek poker cards. nice!!

Beat: I usually play a home game every thursday, but my wife is in college on thursday nights untill the end of July, so I'll have to wait a while untill I can use them :(


http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7...ekcardsyq8.jpg

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your sig is total badassness

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thanks, i headbanged til my hairs fell off!

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NH sir

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NH = Nice Head?

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Brag:This is Ballin, just got the new ProPeek poker cards. nice!!

Beat: I usually play a home game every thursday, but my wife is in college on thursday nights untill the end of July, so I'll have to wait a while untill I can use them :(


http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7...ekcardsyq8.jpg

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I thought those cards sucked so badly that they had to replace them with standard KEMs halfway through the first WSOP event because there were so many complaints.

Lukie, what evidence do you have that makes it your crew? If it is your crew, you better have a damn good reason why :)

Beat: I just got my cards, haven't even used them and they suck? Faaaaaaaaahhk

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Beat: I just got my cards, haven't even used them and they suck? Faaaaaaaaahhk

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yeah they suck, get some kems or copags.

Kems are sweet, you can throw them in the washer if you wanted to

Don't know why you would, but it's cool that you could

about to meet up with boost, im buying dinner for 8 people tonight at some spainish tapas place

hope he doesnt kill anyone

try the temprenillo crianza wine, very good

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Kems are sweet, you can throw them in the washer if you wanted to

Don't know why you would, but it's cool that you could

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showt...p?t=2054917230

oh man, I think I'm just gonna knock the bottom off of her tonite, who cares about cards? so for tonite, its either the craigs list or the wife! I'm gonna hiter harsd!

don't know why i think this is so damn funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

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don't know why i think this is so damn funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

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Dear God, don't ever do that again. PLEASE!

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don't know why i think this is so damn funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

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Dear God, don't ever do that again. PLEASE!

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gayb, please delete

Brag: Bought a kegorator earlier this week
Beat: My dumbass friend broke the handle off the faucet last nite so no beer til i get a new faucet

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don't know why i think this is so damn funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus

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Dear God, don't ever do that again. PLEASE!

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gayb, please delete

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someone else sent me this link today too saying LOL... but man, it's really laaaaaaaaaame

TOUCHDOWN BO JACKSON

lukie is picking me up tonight at airport which is 30m from his place. he was like "hey just call me when you land and ill come get you."

f lukie

what idiotgabe doesn't realize is that it's about 20-25 mins from my house and HE CHECKED A BAG MEANING that i will likely be there to pick him up before he is ready to get picked up.

i might just tell his ass to get a taxi now though

ballin

pics plz

gabe is being a little BITCH!

so we decide to flip coins for $100. He takes heads, I get tails by default. First flip, tails, I'm up $100. I flip the second and it goes off the side of my hand, and i IMMEDIATELY call out 'doesnt count doesnt count!!!"

Turns up tails, I say whatever, go on. Gabe protests this fiercely saying that I'm pulling an angle shoot on him or whatever and that he owes me $50 instead of $100 for some reason??? He claims that it had to turn up heads or something, i think he's retarded. I won the flip but since I called it dead it stays dead. Gabe INSISTS that we count the results so I say ok, fine, you owe me $200 instead of $100, that was your call. The end.

Gabe says he owes me $50 instead of $100 or $200 but I don't understand his logic. Bout to go figure it out.

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gabe is being a little BITCH!

so we decide to flip coins for $100. He takes heads, I get tails by default. First flip, tails, I'm up $100. I flip the second and it goes off the side of my hand, and i IMMEDIATELY call out 'doesnt count doesnt count!!!"

Turns up tails, I say whatever, go on. Gabe protests this fiercely saying that I'm pulling an angle shoot on him or whatever and that he owes me $50 instead of $100 for some reason??? He claims that it had to turn up heads or something, i think he's retarded. I won the flip but since I called it dead it stays dead. Gabe INSISTS that we count the results so I say ok, fine, you owe me $200 instead of $100, that was your call. The end.

Gabe says he owes me $50 instead of $100 or $200 but I don't understand his logic. Bout to go figure it out.

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just figure it out while youre spooning later.

Tapas in virginia just isn't ballin. Only ballin in spain.

You guys are awesome.

Is it bad that this thread convinced me to stop lurking and start posting?

Hi.

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This thread is actually a very elaborate ruse to do to just that.

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this thread should be, and is, inspiring to all of us.

welcome

Thank you gentlemen. Ballin' warm welcomes feel good.

Bode: Bad News Baseball anyone??

you ballas bitch a lot

except for george

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FYP?

Serious ballin.

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/06/be...ll_guy_eve.php

I got a balling story. So yesterday I am at the north beach festival with my parents, brother, and some extended family for fathers day. It is a pretty cool event with live bands, tons of little booths selling this and that. Anyways I am looking pretty fly as normal and this cute girl asks me if I want a chance to win a trip to TJ.

Of course I say yes and I walk over and start filling out their little card. We start talking and I find out she grew up in the same town I did and we know some of the same people. Skip past all the small talk and when I am done finishing the paper work I ask her if I can call her some time. She says yes and gives me the number.

This whole time an older man was working the booth with her and all of a sudden he is infront of me with his hand out. He says, "And by the way I am her father."

I look him squarely in the eyes, shake his hand and tell him "Happy fathers day."

I say bye and bounce out....I should be hitting her up in the next couple days, gotta wait a while.

^good story

@swig, plz turn on sarcasm detector, yours must be off.

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I think it's a problem with my firewall

Well in 19 days this thread has reached 8 pages or 490 posts. That is a little less than a half page per day or ~26 posts per day. At this rate, by the end of summer (I'll just use August 31) the boc thread should have ~2398 posts or 34 pages. I truly believe that we can beat these numbers and make it 50 pages by August 31, 2007 and I will do my part to help. WHO'S WITH ME?!

thats a lot of math...

nerds do math.

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Well in 19 days this thread has reached 8 pages or 490 posts. That is a little less than a half page per day or ~26 posts per day. At this rate, by the end of summer (I'll just use August 31) the boc thread should have ~2398 posts or 34 pages. I truly believe that we can beat these numbers and make it 50 pages by August 31, 2007 and I will do my part to help. WHO'S WITH ME?!

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Im not! jk jk

Lukie, are you saying that you WON a flip that you called dead and gabe wanted to pay you for it anyway? If so, then why are you bitching, your getting paid anyway!

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good thing we were in chicago, son.

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I got a balling story. So yesterday I am at the north beach festival with my parents, brother, and some extended family for fathers day. It is a pretty cool event with live bands, tons of little booths selling this and that. Anyways I am looking pretty fly as normal and this cute girl asks me if I want a chance to win a trip to TJ.

Of course I say yes and I walk over and start filling out their little card. We start talking and I find out she grew up in the same town I did and we know some of the same people. Skip past all the small talk and when I am done finishing the paper work I ask her if I can call her some time. She says yes and gives me the number.

This whole time an older man was working the booth with her and all of a sudden he is infront of me with his hand out. He says, "And by the way I am her father."

I look him squarely in the eyes, shake his hand and tell him "Happy fathers day."

I say bye and bounce out....I should be hitting her up in the next couple days, gotta wait a while.

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teach lukie?

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.I should be hitting her up in the next couple days, gotta wait a while.

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waiting a while is old school. call her soon. before someother guy gets ahold of her.

@UG, you sir...are the man

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Well in 19 days this thread has reached 8 Quality pages or 490 Quality posts. unlike similar threads That is a little less than a half page per day or ~26 posts per day. At this rate, by the end of summer (I'll just use August 31) the boc thread should have ~2398 posts or 34 pages. I truly believe that we can beat these numbers and make it 50 pages by August 31, 2007 and I will do my part to help. WHO'S WITH ME?!

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FYP

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waiting a while is old school. call her soon. before someother guy gets ahold of her.

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Yea I should...its gonna be hard though casue I am back in town to kick it with another girl so we are going out tonite. After that I have to go back to Santa Cruz because I have no clothes. I will probably hit her up tommorrow or the day after. Commuting back and forth for girls is tough but worth it.

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Well in 19 days this thread has reached 8 pages or 490 posts. That is a little less than a half page per day or ~26 posts per day. At this rate, by the end of summer (I'll just use August 31) the boc thread should have ~2398 posts or 34 pages. I truly believe that we can beat these numbers and make it 50 pages by August 31, 2007 and I will do my part to help. WHO'S WITH ME?!

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man, i was just thinking this when i opened this thread. We can definitly get there by the end of August.

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Well in 19 days this thread has reached 8 Quality pages or 490 Quality posts. unlike similar threads That is a little less than a half page per day or ~26 posts per day. At this rate, by the end of summer (I'll just use August 31) the boc thread should have ~2398 posts or 34 pages. I truly believe that we can beat these numbers and make it 50 pages by August 31, 2007 and I will do my part to help. WHO'S WITH ME?!

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quality fyping right there

You guys are still awesome.

There was another thread somewhere that paid $20 to the 2000th poster, if this is a BALLIN thread I cant wait too see the Bounty on the 2000th post here!

so I went out with gabe for some tapas. It was gabe, his two sisters, and 4 of their friends. Gabe doesnt like eggs and something had egg in it, so he gave it to me. The dish ran out before everyone got some. So they all look down at our end of the table and I have like one big serving of it. I pretty sure gabe planned it. Anyways this one crazy chick kept calling me ja-rule but she seemd pretty cool. We get more drunk and she gets more loud, but not in a annoyingly-loud-drunk-girl way, she was still cool. Im drunk and kinda say something to gabe about her and hes like, "dude shes just out going like that, shes in a really serious relationship back home." Not sure if this is A) a cock block or B) the truth. Either way it doesnt matter to me, Im just tryin to hang out, not tryin to be that guy that. We end up back at gabes sisters house, me and gabe are eating a mexican dish in which they use these flat cornflour disk to wrap meat and vegetables in, you dont need a fork or anything, they are delicious. The loud, but not annoying-loud, chick is on the couch seemingly passed out. Me and gabe start discussing music, hip hop specifically. All of a sudden she sits upright and starts yelling about getting in contact with me on facebook, and how we should be friends. I dont really do facebook and Im kinda into my delicious mexican cuisine and the conversation we are having. Doesnt matter because she promptly passes back out anyways.


cliffnotes: had a lot of fun, gabe cockblocks, passed out chick gets the facebook poltergeist, at some point gabe eats a bratwurst-oreo sandwich.

p.s. ty for dinner gabe.

lol paragraphs

Today I tried to make sure there's a hotel room waiting for Lukie when he gets to Las Vegas, but this might require a phone call on his part, too. Which is something he's probably too lazy and drunk to do right now. I kind of hope he ends up having to sleep on gabe's floor the first night, because that would be hilarious. Maybe if gabe's generous he'll sleep with Lukie in his bed.

His name wasn't originally on the reservation but we had to add it when we realized he'd be the first one in our room to get there, although I paid for the room with my credit card.

good luck in vegas all you ballers.

In related news I just saw Oceans 13....very good film, I recommend it. Hope you guys can rob the casino but in the legal way. I want to hear some good stories.

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Fajita's? Indeed, they are delicious. Recommended with cold beer, pref. Mexican but meh, as long as it's cold.

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There was another thread somewhere that paid $20 to the 2000th poster, if this is a BALLIN thread I cant wait too see the Bounty on the 2000th post here!

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lol, i won that by somehow posting in between GMML's double post. Sad, but it was actually 2 buyins for me at the time.

So I was looking at my sink full of dirty dishes at 3 AM, and I was like, nah, I don't feel like doing them right now, I'll play poker instead. Then I owned two satellites to this weekend's $1050 tournament and had one of my best days ever, and my first 1K+ day in a LOOOONG time. Hopefully I'll keep running well in Vegas.

Funny how huge days often seem to happen when you're not taking it all that seriously.

u have to be 21 to 'legally rob' a casino?

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YEA, but you might be suprised by how good the tapas are in some parts of chicago where we were

i just put my dog down :(

fckr was just ballin out of control two days ago. :(

I could of done it 4 ch3aper

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I could of done it 4 ch3aper

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lynch rillas dog

That'll be my new character in Werewolf 7, 'rillas vet!

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obv

we force fed him $100 bills to kill him then had him diamond encrusted before creamation

dude plz mod bump my is this +ev post

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i just put my dog down :(

fckr was just ballin out of control two days ago. :(

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my dog is on the way out. She is 13 years old and a big dog.

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i just put my dog down :(

fckr was just ballin out of control two days ago. :(

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my dog is on the way out. She is 13 years old and a big dog.

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Oakley was 11yr 1mo and had a tumor on his spleen (cuasing him to look very emaciated recently) which ruptured and bled into his stomach (cuasing him to bloat in the stomach region)

Had you told me 3 months ago that he would not live to see this winter, I wouldn't have been suprised, but it wasn't fun waiting at the vets to have him put down.

I went through the same thing a couple monthes ago with my dog rilla. It sucks....whenever I see yellow lab puppies now I just wanna take it lol...hopefully I can find a place with a good backyard soon so i can buy a dog. They are too much fun.

I really dont like dogs. They seem like such a huge waste to me.

But they are so cute!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krh9szUJQEQ