Drinking alcohol is all about the effect. tequila always does the trick . Fast and furious , no unnecesarry fooling around. straight up shitfaced 'omg i can't fucking stand up anymore' drunkyness
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Drinking alcohol is all about the effect. tequila always does the trick . Fast and furious , no unnecesarry fooling around. straight up shitfaced 'omg i can't fucking stand up anymore' drunkyness
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RIP- Mark Loquiao
one more football saturday/sunday like this and ima break my pledge to not get drunk in thailand anymore
Why have you decided not to get drunk in Thailand anymore?
bad run in with alcohol poisoning and none of the safety nets of home
Well, you will drink nothing but stella! Any Englishman will tell you that shit's good for nothing but pain and anguish. We know this because we've drunk lots of it and experienced lots of pain and anguish.
And you drink the ice! (at least I think it was you who put ice in his beer)
negatory keep the crappy ice out of my beer.
the night in question started with me downing 2 22's in a period of about 10 mins. many tequila and vodka shots later black out.
Sheila goes out with her mate Stella,Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
it gets poured all over her fella,
cos shes says, man he aint no better
than the next man kicking up fuss
drunk, she stumbles down by a river
screams calling london,
none of us heard her coming,
i guess the carpet weren't rolled out
Worked 10hrs on a holiday for doubletime. Got drunk and ate awesome foods with me wiff. Casa de soria ftw! #9 taco, enchilada and chili relleno. Back for another 10 tomorrow but had a great few hours in between.
What the fizzuck? Had 700 posts like yesterday I think:confused:
Now 699???
JW STRAIGHT IS A HELLUVA DRUG
not drunk but bumping this so it stays on the front page of commune cuz i couldnt find thread last time i was drunk
that's some solid thinking ahead
Bloody marys at the bar at liek noon. Home like 7 hrs later. Proper fucking drunk bump bitches.
And who the fuck gave M2M the powers to lock this shit?
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...er-189225.html
But yeah, much satisfaction.
apparently der be some abnoxiously competitive cunts playing da curling.... with friends who tell me i'm over-excited when my team scores.... even fi we're down 8-1... like i'm some sort of uber-cunt for trying to have fun...
it is my secret goal to get kicked out of the curlign club next week... shhhhhhhh don't tell the masses//// shits about to get reeeeerealllll
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hey fuckers, it's my golden birthday. fuck you all.
i love you.
NOT sober. not even close.
Sober now, not for long.
Fuck too GMML. Happy birthday.
Ok, not sober
God damn this shit, why was this one the second page. Nothing like drinking on a tuesday night. Oh, the life. Couldn't resist had to sample my whisky before the official tasting.
And bitches be bitches.
...
4hrs since i opened the first bottle of plonk. Three hours since i arrived at a bar. 1 hour since i left. half an hour since i opened the next bottle.
ahh, life
http://www.nytimes.com/books/first/a/ackerman-play.html
etc
goethe would love that shit
Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Merry christjmas and other less exciting times to my non christmas celebrating friends.
I fear tommorow I will regret having not followede the saying:
beer before wine, feeling fine, wine before beer, oh dear oh dear.
Just drink a whole bunch of water. Headache medicine and enough water to piss like seven timesQuote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
was so drunk last night I couldn't even post in this thread. woke up feeling like a bag of bruised dicks.
how is this different from any other day?
Usually he wakes up inside of a bruised bag of dicks.
I went out to a rock and roll show. quite enjoyed myself. the glass or few of whiskey to start and end the night was different and frankly, unnecessary.
this needs more loveQuote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
finally having a decent drunken sesh
3:54 pm and im drunk..... this seems like a great habiit.
Drunk and bored sux
NO ONESSSSSSSSSSSSS EVER GONNA LOVE YOU MOAR TYHAN I DO
THIS IS MY LAST NIGHT DRUNK IN THAILAND AND BY NIGHT I MEAN AFTERNOON AND BY AFTERNOON I ME WAHTEHGSKHASDKLGSDA
wher the fuck are thekkool kids when IM DRUNK/
beer before liquor, never sicker...Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
one last singha, one last bucket, one last lady-boy bj?Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
was gonna link to various ptr for lols, but that sort of shit is out of order. Hope your last night was macka. (chinese bot account crushing high stakes, wtf??!)
it's the end of the world as i know it.
and interestingly enough i feel fine
+ someQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
I was very drunk last night. tru storee
Six o'clock. TV hour don't get caught in foreign towers.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.
It's time I had some time alone
what's the frequency Rather? grab the tinfoil hats yo, cheaper than steel-caps
i was drunk on friday, sunday, monday, and tuesday. Last night wednesday i was out and about for a leaving party but decided on (relative) sobriety and stuck to the decision. True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
soooooooooo drunk jesus man
riding home from friends man coudlnt help but not puke manj. wanna bang sisters friend so bad but not too bad cuz im not a homewrecker but man id wreck her at least one. feta cheese and taco sauce in chicken spagetti good enough. me being stupid is over, its over
oh god everything hurts
It's nearly 3pm, I'm on my second glass of wine, we're having dinner soon, and I'm sick to fucking death of Christmas music already.
Four dead birds for Christmas, turkey and pheasant, plus two that I can't recall. Up yours, veggies.
id fuck u and your mom... no seriously. both of u's
Those are the other two dead birds he was talking about.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
Duck and guniea were the other two. My auntie wouldn't eat the duck because they're aw so cute. Pigs are cute too, but that doesn't stop her eating the sausage wrapped in bacon, naturally.
fuck, I shoulda been in this thread last night. My brain was swimming in booze.
I was too drunk to post last night
shots to help with digestion after food is such a cocktease
I turned and drunkenly slurred some words in the direction of the girl sitting next to me at the bar. When she responded with her raspy, mildly deep voice I took note of her slightly broad shoulders, lanky frame, her bigger-than-they-should-be hands, and what may very well have been an adam's apple. I distinctly remember mentally shrugging, "she's got at least two good holes."Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
That's how drunk I was.
p.s. thankfully after our brief exchange, some guy she had been talking to came and sat between us. I'm pretty sure he left with her.
both to balance me out so I'm just derp imo
Does anyone else giggle uncontrollably when they see Colin Hanks??
I would, once again, like to thank everyone for keeping this thread alive. I smile every time it's 'bumped'
P.S. I may be under the influence at the moment
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggoootsssss
oh my god every thing is heavy
i think im drunk
Oh my god, you're all fag.
Jesis christ evertthing is so heavy why is everything so heavy
two smirnoffs and i am drunk
god this is so awesome i love it
You'd be a cheap date.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
I'm cracking a one litre bottle of smirnoff open very soon, things a-gonna get messy.
Happy New Year everyone, even you bikes.
Went for afternoon drink today . Ordered snack in the bar. Chilli & jacket potato £5 .
after ordering I noticed it was buy one get one free.
I said to the bar maid oh . Ill have another one please.
she said , sorry , the offer only applies when 2 people are eating together.
so my mate pipes up , yea. Ill have a jacket with cheese and beans .
so she goes im kitchen and updates the order.
mine comes out first . I get stuck in.minutes later. The second one comes out . Escorted by the chef.
oh. Tl;dr
HAPPY NEW YEAR WHOOOO!!
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 THREE
whenever this gets off of page 1, i get disappointed in you all.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
wtf, first post in 18 days??????
I prefer this very positive message. i am currently severely cunted. csb and such. 17 days is an atrocity. tru stouurey.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
drunk by 3pm. passed out by 9. awake at midnight. still kinda drunk.
Drunk here, have to be on plane that leaves in 7 hours... Too easy?
Guess you can't screw up the AM/PM this time...Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
The plane doesn't leave until 1400 and the clock's reading only just gone 7pm?
Holy fuck. I'm still tipsy. Went out. Bought a $7 beer. Said fuck this. Went to liquor store. Bought a $8 flask of Hennessy. Snuck that shit back in the bar. Success.
lots of wine, but a couple of beers first. Lets hope my beer before wine theory holds up by morning.
The theory holds.
Did you guys know that if you just vomit up all the alcohol, then you dont get a hangover? It was a pretty cool surprise
I call it TC for tactical chunder. One of the best pieces of knowledge I possess.
Airport bar, you're the only one that gets me.
Play the werewolf drinking game. http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...et-189740.html
nh sirQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Fuck yea, captain and sprite w/ awesome pizza.
Heartburn like a motherfucker!
drunk enough to post! guinness & pale ale THATS WAT SHE SAID
Went to bar. Got drunk. Got punched in the jaw. Then had sex here. All said it was a good night.
http://i.imgur.com/X0u0p.jpg
also, fuck you imageshack. you suck.
this is getting to be my drunk drunk...drunk?
bikes drinking AGAIN? I don't wanna sound like your sponsor or nuthin'...
...so I'll just say that I too, am drinking again tonight.
sup kids. In that rare range of drunk, but not so wasted I immediately pass out.
8 hours in, girl sleeping on couch, which is sadly where the night ends...
^^thisQuote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Wife's still out of town
tonight was a good night
absinthe ftw
pretty sure every absinthe night I've ever had ended up a "too fucked to post in this thread" night.
I am drinking the boost recommendation of Gruet.
IT's fucking amazing
I'm about to start drinking ale. better post before things get toooo crazy
Drinking alone in a bar is surprising pleasant
I hear it's a great way to score milfs :?Quote:
Originally Posted by !Luck
Dude, this will turn you itno me.Quote:
Originally Posted by !Luck
Getting off wheat and barley and shit for 2 weeks to see if I'm allergic. No beer and worse no jack. Drinking vodka all weekend sucks. Gonna try some rice beer later.
jw black for me. not drunk yet, but getting there!
lots of ale anerb !
WIN!ING!
Went to japanese restaurant downtown lastnight. Happy hour starts at 9pm ftw.
bacon wrapped garlic!!!!!!
bacon wrapped tomato!!!!!!
bacon wrapped filet mignon!!!!!!
$3 large saki!!!!!!
Well I suppose I can forgive your bailing on us given the amount of bacon involved...Quote:
Originally Posted by supa
drank a silver of olde english last night. There's something comforting about drinking with old friends and drinking what we used to drink back in high school.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come drink sake and eat bacon wrapped stuffs!!!!!!!!!
oh shit
I was thinking the other day about how we never met up. I just bought a motorcycle, but I need to get insurance and tinker with it a bit before I'd trust it to take me all the way up there and back. We def should get up though.
Sunday morning(ish) pazole.
http://i.imgur.com/JaCZL.jpg