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God created existence
God is therefore outside of existence
God does not exist
Problem christfags?
Number 3 :heart:Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
Girl's got some cushioning below the waistline, there should be more girls like her in magazines
wuf, get on your soapbox son
Obama: He appealed to generations across the world with his inspiring speeches setting out a vision beyond Bush's insane authoritarian agenda of extraordinary rendition, legalised torture and no habeus corpus.
Now Guantanamo isn't actually getting closed down at all, habeus corpus is still dead, and the UN is investigating whether Bradley Manning's treatment constitutes torture (which it does).
I personally wonder whether the security services have grown beyond the control of the POTUS, and how much the POTUS can actually control foreign policy if this is the case.
I also feel like I've lost faith in Western democracy. I voted for a party, the centrepiece of whose campaign was an appeal to students that tuition fees would be scrapped if possible and if not greatly reduced. Their campaign involved lots of photo ops with signed pledges and everything. They got into power and doubled tuition fees. Even at the young age of 21 I don't think I'll be voting again for a while, apart from for a joke party or for None Of The Above.
Let me finish with a quote:
Wtf happened to Barry?Quote:
Candidate Obama: "Government whistleblowers are part of a healthy democracy and must be protected from reprisal".
President Obama: "I have asked the Pentagon whether Private Manning's conditions are appropriate, and they have assured me they are."
Oh I think the POTUS has the power to do a lot of things, but if he tried, he wouldn't have that power for too long. Voters are so gullible that the politicians who want to keep their jobs have to do what the power brokers tell them.
Here's the breakdown IMO:
The GOP are trying to become the totalitarian ruler of the country by playing incredibly dirty. The Democrats are trying to make things better, but in doing so they feel that they have to give in to most demands of the powerful, "center", status quo, etc.
There are only two ways the Democrats can win nationally. 1) be corporate lapdogs, or 2) be populous heros. Both are relative extremes of each other, and Obama has chosen the former. This means that he's basically Bush without the stupid. In order for a POTUS to choose the latter I think he would have to be willing to go out on his shield AND be incredibly savvy. He would quite literally have to be a hero. Obama has made it clear he won't go out on his shield
The stuff with Bradley Manning is fucking evil. Most of what the US government does has at least a touch of evil. I need to stop caring about this stuff because I'm very empathetic and it makes me feel bad.
I'll be writing in Russ Feingold in 2012. The GOP is scaring the shit out of me though. The new 2010 recruits are fucking Nazis.
There is one thing to be said about Obama though, in some ways he is an excellent president, but those ways aren't really that encouraging. The system is fucked and unrepairable. We all like to live in fairy tales where we think it's at least repairable, but sadly it's just not. You could make the argument that Obama knows this, and is trying to do what's best with that knowledge.
:shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics
If you said you didn't like basil, I'd have to hunt you down and kill you. For cilantro I'll just remain shocked and confused.
Ya, a lot of people think it tastes like putting a penny in their mouth.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
Sweet holy fuckballs.
ABC News - Japan Earthquake: before and after
A break for the awesome
YouTube - Whose Line: Scenes From A Hat (Special Edition)
http://video.l3.fbcdn.net/cfs-l3-snc...eeaecd6dc12abf
Mother of Nature.
Fuck, I have a new hero
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OHQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
MY
GOD
that kid got destroyed
!!!!!!!!!! THAT KID GOT F DESTROYED
That video is pure gold.
Mark Monea Lands First-Ever 360 Frontflip
This is retarded.
I don't even know what to say about this video...
GOD IS SO GOOD!!!
YouTube - GOD IS SO GOOD!!!
It's gotta be a troll
The video was removed :(
It's all so well done that viral marketing was my first thought. No idea for what though.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
The more interesting question: Would you hit it? Terms include spending a 3 hour evening getting preached to by her leading up to the event, and if she thinks you disagree with her beliefs then it's game over.
LiveLeak.com - Bully take down.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
I'm watching all of her videos. There is so much GOLD. It makes me laugh, and then cry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
I never believed in fucking some sense into somebody... But I might try it with her.
I do not think I would bang any woman on the planet for that. You can't underestimate how much I hate fundamentalism. Whenever I see an otherwise gorgeous woman spewing that shit, I just wanna punch her right in the mouthQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
YouTube - Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
This is so awesomely bad.
IE just got to 9.
I haven't used IE in years, and I have to say something, they finally got the freaking message. My IE8 browser still has like 6 different toolbars on it which I have no idea when I installed them, as I never used the goddamned thing, but this IE9 is lean and mean.
I like what I have seen so far. Even if they only imitated Chrome (sans the bookmark bar which you can also turn off easily in chrome).
Edit: LOL, I could even install flash and have it run by just refreshing, defacto standard in Chrome but totally absent from IE8 and even older builds of FF if i remember correctly. Awesome job M$!
I just tried to +rep me and this stupid thing came up:
This post has not received any reputation. You currently have 0 reputation point(s).
fix this sheeeeeeeeit gmml :D
http://i.imgur.com/su9Hh.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li...43vco1_500.png
and somebody tell wtf a rebecca black is
I bet if no body ever gives Lukie reputation points even as a joke it will still eat away at him. Something to try out anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
Man this is easily in the running for worst thing ive heard this year and its only mid march.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
reppedQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
I have the pound for pound highest rep on a different board. I'm not interested in having to compete between my different personalities
silly canada
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This would be pretty awesome actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
sort of like a new version of the low wpp thing, only with less effort
"God is Good" girl update:
Troll after all...
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YouTube - coming clean
The fact that she was openly cognizant of her "beliefs" was what gave it away.
Christians believe ridiculous things, but they never spell them out because then they'll sound overly and obviously horrible just like that did
i like my beats fast and my bass down low. bass down low.
Pffft to your trickery. You're not fooling me with your whole don't care attitude. What do you think of genuismike and his mighty 0 post count raping you in the reputation department there 'ol Lukie "Greybox"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
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Gattaca is such a good movie. I've watched it drunk on tv twice in the last 2 months. They don't make movies like this anymore.
~3300 posts (probably close to 10k counting commune) and 0 rep
anyway you slice and dice it, that is impressive. I'm going to be so mad once people start repping me.
The swim scene at the end of Gattaca is better than most movies in general
For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home.
ok drunk bigred needs sleep
LOL @ Lukie's reverse psychology.
Nice try, sir.
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Originally Posted by bigred
My highschool biology teacher "made" us watch Gattaca. Glad he did. It is an unbelievably awesome movie.
YouTube - Worst Song Ever? Rebecca Black Responds: 'I Don't Think I'm the Worst Singer' (03.18.11)
Rebecca Black's response to all this fame.
Laugh of the day...
Some Romainan guy sits down at my table. Before he's even posted the blind...
Romanian - "y want to talk to a moderator please"
OngBonga - "click the dealer tray"
minute or two passes...
Moderator - "Hello table. Using profanity when contacting the moderator may result in a chat ban"
I got chatting with him after (obviously the mod saw the funny side), he says he was pissed off with all the bad beats, at his last table he says he got all in pre with AA against AQ and AQ flopped broadway. So he contacted the mod to swear about it. What a fucking legend.
The strength of your table selection shines through.
I have replaced the word "fucker" with "cunter" in my daily vocabulary.
i always knew flobro was awesome
Mothercunter?Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
Sounds lesbionic. And maybe incestuous.
This is a bold move, flomo. I may give it a trial run, but I can't imagine completely abandoning "fucker" and all the glory that it brings.
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between bold and stupid. This one is easy!
what!? OK!!!
Lukie: failing at the scribble game since 2007
Which reminds me, does anyone else ever see their posts in old, bumped threads and think to themselves, "Did I really post that?" I seem to do that a lot.
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Originally Posted by Lukie
yep.
So often it scares meQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
kinda just shrug it off with a 'wow im dumb'Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I have never posted anything unperfect
For me it's usually 'wow I'm an asshole', but I'm sure at least 9 out of 10 times I didn't mean for it to come off as such. There are also some 'wow I'm dumb" ones in there too although I think that's a tad more understandable as you learn about things and have more experiences you (hopefully) become more knowledeable and perhaps change your opinion on some things. For example my attitudes on working out, fitness, and diet have basically shifted from bro school to new school.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
I took it for granted. As we age, we hopefully get more mature making us react differently to the shit that has come out our mouths at earlier points, particularly the digital kind of shit.
In other news, update your browsers guys, the new Firefox is out tomorrow/today!
Google "get firefox 4 early" or something and install it god damnit!
2011 seems to be shaping up as the Year of the Browsers, not rabbits. Fuck rabbits. They don't even taste all that well to begin with.
lolfirefox
I'm currently on a plane. This is awesome.
Sup 2008. It was great when gogo was giving out free trial cards. I had free plane Internet for months.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Yesterday I lost a pot to some moron so I hunted him down on his other tables and joined queues. A seat comes up, I sit down, blah a few in KK>AJs I win over half a buy in, at which point I realise I'm at 50nl. How did I not notice my stack of $50?
At 25's my KK ran into AA four times last night, and my AA got beat by KK (quads no less), and my flopped set of 33's got rivered by AA (sucked him in beautifully), and my bb flopped straight J7 < sb flopped straight QJ. I somehow finished the night only two buy-ins down. Fuck you downswing, is that the best you've got?
Poker in the commune is apt for 7 years of bad beats
Ok, no poker in the commune, got it. Is it ok to brag about winning at golf the other day? It's only the second time I've ever played, only a crappy par 3 course, but I got 1 birdie and four pars, round of 82.
so much fucking sigh.
fuck you snow and all that you stand for.
It is a long standing commune mandate that each and every victory you enjoy in your day is to be celebrated within this forum. The only reason we say there is no poker in the commune is because everyone knows you just can't win at that game.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
I've lived in the snow belt of Cleveland my entire life, or the outskirts of it anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
tell me about it...
ya, i hate snow too.Quote:
Lake-effect snow causes many areas to get in excess of 100–250 inches (250–630 cm) of snow per year—especially in the Keweenaw Peninsula and Gogebic County, and to a lesser extent Baraga, Marquette and Alger counties, making the western U.P. a prominent part of the midwestern snow belt.
What the fuck is wrong with people? Who the fuck doesn't like snow? When we get snow, I run around in a circle like a child. Snow is the best kind of weather.
I also love snow but I'm 100% certain if I lived in a place that had it more than 14 days a year (and where I live now it's more like 2-3 days a year) I'd get fed up with it
Toronto got a bit of a shitstorm yesterday too. I hate snow as well.
I left for Tampa the day before NY got hit...by a teeny bit of snow. Yeah, we're (NY) a buncha pussies when it comes to snow, but at least I'm out!
its more of there is not enough snow to plow and the snow started to melt and then freezed so its too much ice for the snow blower that annoys me. for the nth time this year. or shoveling the really light fluffy snow when its windy and it blows back in your face constantly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I'm pretty sure if I could do this, I would never complain about anything everQuote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
It takes some kinda super mega human to not hate the fucking cold fucking gloom fucking wet fucking fucking shitty weather fucking
This is the thing though, normally a British winter is about 2*C and involves 3 months of pissing rain, howling winds and lots of snot. When the snow comes, it's awesome because we all throw snowballs, don't end up soaked to the bone every time we leave the house and we all take the day off work, pretending the conditions are too terrible to get in.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
YouTube - Charlie Brooker's Newswipe - News Coverage Of "Frozen Britain"
Happened to see a new Sauce123 article today
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lollllllll the guy at the very end is hilariousQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
British accents are the weirdest things. Sometimes they're mega cool, sometimes incredibly annoying, and sometimes super hilarious
in the spirit of randomness
i wonder if dev would let me nail her with sunglasses on... hmmm
TIL: Hydrogen peroxide is good for making your dog throw up. She swallowed a chunk of foam from her dog bed after I took the cover off it to wash it. Intestinal blockage avoided.
Intestinal bleeding guaranteed.
This country makes me laugh when we get snow. OMFG like there's more than an inch on the floor, CANCEL CHRISTMAS. Honestly, seeing our woefully inept transport minister apologise to the nation due to the trains and busses unable to cope with snow is fucking funny. Our airports are usually the first in Europe to close when it snows, while over in Helsinki it's business as usual, despite them having fifteen times as much snow lying on the floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
I love this country. Once we were important, the largest and most powerful empire to have graced this planet. Now we can't even run an airport in the snow.
At least we have funny guys like Charlie Brooker to brighten up our mundane lives. Here's to you Charlie.
Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
comments are great, "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"
That is the most fucked up and awesome thing I have ever seen, truly random and WAT!
This is too cool to post in the youtube containment thread.
YouTube - Sexy Sax Man (Careless Whisper Saxophone Prank!!) directors cut
bahahhahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If the people at the psychic hot lines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
^^^^ Random yes, but wrong thread
The tongue of an adult giraffe measures ~27".
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shotglass
What is more practical, making a round box or a square box? When wedges are desired, what makes more sense, a round pizza or a square pizza?Quote:
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
It is arbitrary and clearly subjective as importance is a relative measure.Quote:
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
No, because if they truly had foreknowledge of your call, your call would happen. Otherwise they never truly had foreknowledge of your call to begin with and they are just making an unsolicited-charged-by-the-minute-call.Quote:
If the people at the psychic hot lines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
Epic breakdown of what that Rebecca Black video is really all about.
Arms So Freezy: Rebecca Black's "Friday" As Radical Text | The Awl
Benny LaRue II: Due any day now
I just wanted to get page 127 kicked off with a wholehearted 'thank you' to all the great posters on FTR, both in the commune and in the strategy/poker forums. Keep up the good work ya'll :highfive:
Page 64 imo
yep. Settings for ftwQuote:
Originally Posted by JL