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^ http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ml#post1994358
Keep up, bro. You're like three days late.
fkk
I mean you even used the same image url
If he hadn't posted it here, though, I wouldn't have seen it. Clearly he did it for me.
Thanks Jon
So today, I had to buy condoms for the first time in years.
So I went into Tesco (supermarket chain) as it was about 9pm so no non-supermarket shops open, and spent like 5 minutes walking around trying to find them, and couldn't see them anywhere. Eventually I get pissed off looking so decide I'm going to ask a member of staff, but the only person about is like a 16 yr old shelf stacker girl, which is a little awkward, but I figure wtf and go for it, and she takes me to them (they can't just tell you where it is, they have to take you there).
Anywho, she takes me there and I'm browsing the options and they are all in these massive (relatively) clear plastic security boxes, so I can't go to the self serve checkout, and have to go to a till with a person. I look at my options and its just soooooo much better value to get a box of 18 than a smaller box so I end up buying the bigger box, which is in a clear plastic box about half the size of a cereal box.
So I head over to the tills, and they all have massive queues except for one, which just happens to be another young girl serving, but I figure I'm too old to be getting embarassed and join the queue. So I put this giant plastic box containg condoms on the little conveyor belt thing and wait, and before I know it there is a relatively big queue behind me.
I finaly get to the checkout and I can see the girl there is a little embarassed, she's only young, and she grabs this giant box and starts wrestling with it trying to use the gadget thing to get open the security box, but she can't get it to work, so she passes it along to the next till, and the guy there trys for a while an he can't get it to work either, so they pass it to a third till, another girl this time, and she tries for a minute and can't get it to work either, so they have to call a manager who takes like 5 minutes to get there, and meanwhile tonnes of peeple are looking as I'm now holding up their queues too and the people in my queue are starting to get irritated at waiting and muttering under their breath, and the girl on my till keeps apologising, and I dunno, it was just an all round embarassing experience, I just laughed it off, not much else I could do, eventually the manager turned up, couldn't do it either, so went out back and got another pack that wasn't in a security box.
It wouldn't have been quite so embarassing had it not been the only item I was buying. The whole thing made me feel like a 15 yr old again, just thought I'd share.
I know, csb, but fuck it, sharing is caring.
haha. I hated buying condoms but when i had to i always went self checkout. If I had to buy them now I'd forgo the value from big box just to avoid your situation.
Sounded like a movie.
People who have sex buy condoms IRL too, Boog.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
using condoms fucking sucks.
they make abortions, ya know.
I go through the line with the person that looks most like they aren't having sex, that way tehy can feel jealousy instead of me feeling embarrassment that I'm getting laid.
wtf.. buying condoms is so -ev.. I was in this grocery store in boys town (gay neighborhood) a long long time ago and it is attached to a community center type of thing. They have a jar of free condoms just sitting out.
And ya, condoms fucking suck.. but so does catching the herp, or even worse knocking up a girl who isn't interested in having an abortion. I'm too old to run around being young, dumb, and lucky. In the case of a srsbsns gf though, pull out method is where its at.
What about birth control? I hate pulling out.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by JL
well ya, bc is awesome too, but it fucks some girls up. Pulling out is fun though. I enjoy impressing myself with sick distance shots. Tappin it from behind, I flung one over her shoulder and hit the wall once. Even she turned back to look at me with her mouth wide open in awe... pretty sure that was one of the greatest things I've ever done.
you guys sure would hate sleeping with me, then. After an STD scare and also a pregnancy scare, I'm insanely paranoid. I dbl up my birth control methods which is lame but I REFUSE to have a kid before I want one...
I'm pretty sure most of them would soldier on anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
ya i would def use condoms if i was sexually active with more than one person, but i would hate it, it feels soooo much worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
also, pulling out, although better than staying in when you explode, isn't very effective.
I've never understood pulling out. are you pulling it out then jerking it some, or are you waiting till your dick is actually throwing up jizz everywhere and whipping it out?
If only there were some kind of film where you could watch this very thing happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Whatever happens, try not to get it on the wool. You'll need to sell it later and you need it as clean as possible.
yeah it's like 70% effective or somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
^this...in theoryQuote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
well see in educational films that I sometimes watch, the pulling out is normally followed by jerking it for ten or twenty seconds before spunking on her tits/face/bigred, and to me it seems like wearing a condom but still getting to nut inside the chick would be preferable to this.
apparently wearing a condom and not having to pull out still doesn't beat not wearing a condom...so I hear!Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Yeah pulling out is better than a condom. And no, real life isn't like a porn video. You pull out the exact instant you start to cum. You can hold it for a second or so to give yourself enough time to nut on her stomach or lower back.
Reasons why pull-out > condom:
- You don't have to worry about losing your erection while opening the package and putting it on (George Costanza style)
- Bareback obviously feels much better. This outweighs the fact that nutting inside a chick feels better, unless your sessions only last for a minute.
- It's free
- You don't have to go through what DanAronG went through.
^^^^
pro-tip: pee between ejaculations
Coitus interruptus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Uh well if you are trying to prevent pregnancy, pulling out <<< condom
Women don't REALLY get pregnant. That's all a myth. The truth of the matter is that there's only one minute in the entire month that women can get pregnant...or something like that.
Pulling out imo.
Does anyone suggesting withdrawel > pulling out actually have kids?
I do, and fuck that shit! No pill means we're using condoms.
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
I have a kid on the way...don't worry it was planned!
pretty much this, although if i had to nit-pick anything, i'd say that catching the herp is worse than knocking a girl upQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
link is NSFW and hilarious, pornstar Bree Olsons twitter
wowQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
some condoms are from the bowels of satan himself, others are actually quite good. the good ones cant be found without diligence
ahahhahaQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Saw TSO over the weekend for the first time.
Insanely good concert. If you haven't seem them live it's def worth it!
what was it? i was at work when this was posted, now its gone :(Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
click on the link
Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
pretty excited to see what the best rotation ever on paper can do next year. blanton sucks terribly but halladay/lee/oswalt/hamels holyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit.
someone take ibanez somehow plz
so fucking psyched about this developmentQuote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
:banana:
If Beckett and Lackey can rebound we will have a formidable rotation as well but that's just sick
you worded this in a really strange way... do you enjoy sex?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
also someone mentioned that pulling out ins like 70% effective.. I would take that statistic with a grain of salt. You have you wonder how they came upon that number. Was it through survey? Or did they actually have lab tests? If through survey were people who did not realize you needed to piss between orgasms to clear the urethra of semen disqualified from the survey?
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Originally Posted by Lukie
I agree catching the herp is worse than knocking up a girl, but I'm not sure its worse than knocking up a girl who wants to have the baby... Obviously this is dependent on the girl (that you will be forced to have some sort of relationship with for the rest of your life.) Either would suck immensely though.
The number is from a textbook of sociology course that I took in university. I did not bother to look how they got that number so I have no idea! If you wanna know really badly, I can send you the book ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I take all numbers with a grain of salt. The point is that it is about 25% less effective than condoms at preventing pregnancy. 1 out of 4 times is a lot...
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Originally Posted by courtiebee
wait, what? We need to specifically define "it" and outline how "it" is carried out before this comparison means anything.
it = the "pulling out method"
"pulling out" = ejaculating outside of her body
pg 114!
I think that the 70% (which is obviously an average) takes into account that the guy might not pull out perfectly every single time, but I'm not sure. Too lazy to look. Usually the % you see in stats doesn't take into account human error. So condoms are really only 97% (or whatever the number is) in theory. In reality they're probably only like 85-90% effective because people don't always use them correctly or they break etc etc
it's a good thing you and your bf practice abstinence
SEX CAN WAIT...MASTURBATE
Pretty much any sex statistic in a health book is a blatant lie meant to promote abstinence in young people. For example I was taught in grade school that if you have sex with a person who has HIV you are automatically slam dunk 100% fucked. I didn't find out until I was in my 20s that the odds are in the hundreds that you'll catch it unless you have open sores all over your penis or vice versa.
There can be sperm in pre-cum. The boys might be well on their way before you even detonate.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
noobs itcQuote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
pg 57 like a boss.
57 ftw
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
From what I've read this is incorrect. There is only sperm in precum if you have recently ejaculated and have not urinated since. So the sperm isn't so much in the precum but in the urethra and the precum picks it up and pushes it out. Again, I am not 100% on this, but when I have some time later today I may try to find some links to support it. Either way, if we accept the 70 or 80% success rate as true, its still pretty damn good if you are in a serious relationship so STDs aren't a concern and the two of you have discussed "what if" and are on the same page about how to proceed.
This sounds like one of those things that guys want to be true but isn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
edit but a quick google search shows you might be right.
From here: is there sperm in precum? >> Medical Questions, Weight Loss, Pregnancy, Drugs, Health InsuranceQuote:
That said, research that has examined the content of pre-ejaculatory fluid has rarely found sperm present in it. This does not mean that sperm is never present in pre-ejaculatory fluid; it just means that it does not appear to typically be present. In your case, since your boyfriend did not ejaculate in the days before your encounter, it is unlikely there were any sperm "left over" in his urethra. We can assume that though he did not ejaculate in the days before your sexual encounter, he probably did urinate, thus likely clearing his urethra of any sperm. However, if you would like more certainty, consider getting a pregnancy test through your campus health center or a local family planning clinic.
Guys with colostomy bags are screwed then!Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Well, that's like 50% of the time for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Sorry, had two and couldn't decide which to go with.
Either way, would be interested in the data. The point is still "it could" though, regardless of circumstance and that contributes to the 70% number. It's not like you can increase the effectiveness of the method by "doing it right".
As you say though, maybe an acceptable risk for people who are willing to live with the consequences. For everyone else whose lives would be screwed by a surprise baby or worse, it's a stupid and irresponsible choice.
yes, what is worded weird? sex without a condom feels 'soooo much better' than with a condom. is that better?Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I'm still not really hearing a man who enjoys orgasming inside of a woman. Give it another crack.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
WHAT?!Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
"It's not like you can increase your winrate by improving your poker game."
Do you not see how this statement is pure failure?
Uh ya.. I've covered this.. don't go around barebacking every sloot, but if you either A) are ok with having a baby with the person or B) as sure as you can be that she is on the same page with you about getting an abortion, then it's ok.Quote:
As you say though, maybe an acceptable risk for people who are willing to live with the consequences. For everyone else whose lives would be screwed by a surprise baby or worse, it's a stupid and irresponsible choice.
I really don't get how you people can be so dense. I'm not looking to trick myself into thinking its ok just because it feels better. Several people keep using this 70% statistic and have no clue where it is from or how the researchers came to it. If they are including dumbfucks who haven't done their due diligence, then the success rate could be drastically higher for people who are "doing it right." Why is this so hard to grasp?
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
ha..
and ya gmml, that is pretty much what I was getting at. The way you worded it made it sound like sex was bad and with a condom it was even worse.
so much anger
Horrible, horrible comparison. You either nut inside the girl or you don't. You've either pulled out or you haven't. Unless you can enlighten me on a scenario where someone has pulled out worse than someone else but still enough for it to qualify as pulling out, it's pretty black and white.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Yep, that's sometimes what happens when people agree on something, they end up talking about the same stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
From what I have read urination between ejaculations is key to the pull out method working. This seems to be news to a lot of people, therefore I am proposing that the results may be skewed by people who have "successfully" pulled out in time, but have not urinated between ejaculations, and therefore the girl gets preggo.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Also if you are saying that the issue is just: pulling out, not preggo versus pulling out late/not pulling out, preggo. Then you clearly can be "better" at the method.
fair enough.Quote:
Yep, that's sometimes what happens when people agree on something, they end up talking about the same stuff.
There's a pretty simple scenario actually, and that's if you pull out too late, or after the first 'shot' so to speak. This is just a hunch, but I bet that is a lot more common than most people realize and people still consider it pulling out, even if it almost certainly wouldn't meet the medical definition of what pulling out is supposed to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I'm guessing if we never binned the first thread that had like 2500 posts then waited another year or so for this one, we could easily be at >10,000 posts (200+ pages for us newbs).Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
Yeah, you're probably right but those people are terribly ignorant then. That's a failure to use any method of birth control, plain and simple.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I edited this post like 4 times because of reading comprehension fail.
I already said that my statistic is from a university textbook that HAS all the methods and references included in the book, but I simply can't be bothered to look. If it's a stat that comes from a published source, though (ie. a journal), then it will have been through research in a controlled setting.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I totally agree that "pulling out" is good enough if you're prepared to face the consequences if you get 2 outed or whatever. There's always gonna be a risk, it's just a matter of how much of a risk people wanna take.
you all know a lot about cum and sperem, i wish i was well versed with male ejectulites
shoot my face you dumb bitch
Who's this "We" your refering too? We thought it was you that binned it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
gotta be fake, too much awesome otherwise
Bingo. His family was reading it or somesuch thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
The scream is awesomeQuote:
Originally Posted by kmind
yea i was thinking this tooQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
and the shell video sucked i want my 3 minutes back
in the spirit of not bumping the youtube thread and instead dumping links here
YouTube - Filmography 2010
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Anyone into cooking, this 1 hour christmas special is awesome and full of fantastic ideas that are really cool.
Jamie Cooks Christmas - 4oD - Channel 4
It's Jamie cooks christmas, I think it's also on youtube.
Qur'an etched in Saddam Hussein's blood poses dilemma for Iraq leaders | World news | The Guardian
"Over the course of two painstaking years in the late 1990s, Saddam Hussein had sat regularly with a nurse and an Islamic calligrapher; the former drawing 27 litres of his blood and the latter using it as a macabre ink to transcribe a Qur'an."
I was just running through some monopoly odds and came across a few interesting tidbits:
the red set actually has a higher expectation than the yellow set when fully developed. this boggled my mind at first.
in particular, a hotel on illinois avenue is better than any other property except for 3+ houses on boardwalk. it's about the same as pennsylvania avenue and both are better than park place. 'better' in this context is defined simply as highest expectation paid per roll, without taking into context game situations. in practice, getting paid more frequently has further benefits.
obvoiusly there is the advance to illinois card, but there has to be some other factors too (they weren't listed on the site). e.g. 14 squares away from jail (7 being the most likely roll), gets the most hits from jail-goers besides the orange set, more likely to get hit from pennsylvania railroad, etc.
also, as anyone who has ever played monopoly surely already knows, the orange really is the most useful set (taking into account many factors, it may be different in a specific game).
/random
Gearing up for a holiday Monopoly smackdown with the fam?
One of the most legit acts I've ever read about: BBC News - Colombia army gives Farc rebels early Christmas gift
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Special forces infiltrated the remote Macarena mountain range to dress a 25m (82ft) high tree with 2,000 lights.
Movement sensors will make the tree light up when guerrillas approach.
The army says it will put up trees in nine other rebel-held zones to spread the message that Christmas is a good time to abandon armed struggle.
Awesome. Just frickin awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Thanks, Warpe. Always good to watch something like that every now and then
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
When reading the cliffs, as soon as I saw "motion sensors" I thought it was rigged to blow up or some shit and thought, "std.." but kept reading and was pleasantly surprised.
Some women may see 100 million colors, thanks to their genesQuote:
He estimated that 2 percent to 3 percent of the world's women may have the kind of fourth cone that lies smack between the standard red and green cones, which could give them a colossal range.
Read more: Some women may see 100 million colors, thanks to their genes
I demand true gender equality and shall not rest until 2-3% of Men also develop this superpower.
get some more cones in you and you too will see the world in technicolor
I have a dysfunctional family, and a question occurred to me today. Would you rather have people act ridiculously fake at Christmas dinner, like nothing is going wrong and have things go smoothly, or have people be real and possibly have shit hit the fan?
Kind of debating. Ready for anything tomorrow.
i've played a few times with my brother in law on ps2. so technically yes, but not in the sense that you probably askedQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
how about MEXICAN TRAIN smackdown
oh yeah
ordinarily i'd say probably say have people act real and to attempt to clear the air, but for christmas, realistically, probably the former.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
ps. merry christmas bro, hope all is well
<3
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Originally Posted by UG
If there are kids involved, I'd play nice for xmas I think. That or just don't go and do your own thing with your kids. I think family relationships are overrated and therefore people force themselves to be around people they genuinely don't like.
life is gooooood, you have no idea. our little one coming into our lives has been awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
my family situation is sticky tomorrow, I'm going in with the intent to have a good time but it will be hard to do that. parents got divorced within the last year and a half, god that fucks up families. glad I'm 31 and not 14 trying to handle everything...but because I'm older I have a better perspective and can say/do more now. kind of a double edged sword. we'll see how it goes tomorrow, should be interesting.