[ ] the theory of global warming states what you think it statesQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
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[ ] the theory of global warming states what you think it statesQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
when there is a debate on the interwebs, somebody makes a decently long point that flows together-- i.e. it may take a full paragraph to present a certain point or argument.
then some fool decides to break down each sentence or sometimes phrase and do all sorts of goofy shit to try to disprove each individual sentence, sometimes with straw man arguments and irrelevant analogies that are hard to disagree with (yet, still irrelevant) as if they somehow disproved everything yet they missed the entire point of the argument.
hyachachach
MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
-When people walk redicoulously slow in front of you and then stop like ass's
-When people totally suck at poker and they are luckboxes
-When the squirrels get into and break my bird feeders..i wanna shoot em
-When people lie
having two finals on my 21st, a final the morning after, and another the day after, all of which need massive cramming in order to get the grade i want.
fml
what if its a really hot chick? either she walks ridic slow or you do, works either way imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by gonefishin420
its totally sweet when people totally suck at pokerQuote:
-When people totally suck at poker and they are luckboxes
build a squirrel catapult ldo.Quote:
-When the squirrels get into and break my bird feeders..i wanna shoot em
if the lie does more damage than good to tell the truth then its okay.Quote:
-When people lie
Going to a party where there is literally ONLY fat chicks, and you are like one of three guys there, so you basically get raped if you drink at all. Fuck Friday night. (No, I didn't pound a porkchop lul).
My roommate. I buy a 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk like once a week so I can drink it with my breakfast and stuff. Every monday/wednesday (days i work from 3-11pm) I'll come home and sure enough, that bitch is gone. Fat piece of shit. Never offers to buy anything, and mooches off of fucking EVERYONE. Pretty sure I'm gonna karate chop him in the neck before school is out.
Learn how to table select. You got yourself into this.Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
It's just more cushion for pushin
As a poker player that should be second nature.
Of course FML!!! :facepalm:Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
1. take a picture of you jizzing in your milkQuote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
2. replace milk carton with said picture
3. ??????
4. hilarity ensues
5. karate chop his neck while he is all exasperatedQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
6. steal kidneys
7. ??????
8. profit
results of the scrubs poll tilts me
it's called 'internet', foolQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
who says its goofy? last time i checked goofy was a disney characterQuote:
somebody makes a decently long point that flows together-- i.e. it may take a full paragraph to present a certain point or argument.
then some fool decides to break down each sentence or sometimes phrase and do all sorts of goofy shit to try to disprove each individual sentence
i dunno why u insist on using ad hominens. correlation != causation and occam's razor cuts loki's wagerQuote:
sometimes with straw man arguments and irrelevant analogies that are hard to disagree with (yet, still irrelevant) as if they somehow disproved everything yet they missed the entire point of the argument.
how dare you? if he didnt run so bad he would be able to buy a big house for his daughterQuote:
hyachachach
I hate pattern type questions using words... e.g.
banana boxes drums airplane __________
Is the next word likely to be: Georgia, Persephone, meat thermometer, or sandals?
I never get them right.. like fucking never... i open some book of Mensa questions.. and I pwn the shit out of every question, and then I'll get to this and I epically fail every fucking time. So much hate.
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Originally Posted by will641
lol thanx for breakin that down
so its 2:30 pm, im driving down the 3 lane highway. should be clear of heavy traffic. all of a sudden we start going 20 mph, pretty lame. this goes on about a minute when i see a fucking cop who pulled somebody over and was searching their car or something. then immediately after traffic passes the cop its totally smooth. fucking rubber neckers.
oh also today at the store, i had exactly 1 item in line, so i go to the express lane (10 items or less). there is a woman with at least 30 items, she smiles and says hi. doesnt offer to let me through. i say hi, do you mind if i cut ahead, i only have 1 item. she then grudgingly sighs and says okay, like its some huge inconvenience.
wife.
SHE DIDN'T TOUCH THE BBQ, DID SHE?Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
losing my wallet
People who wait for the last second to get in the turn lane, then don't even fully get in so you can't get around them.
People who slow WAY down to turn, then start by turning the opposite way a bit, like they are driving a damn 18 wheeler or something.
Truck drivers that want to chat everytime I back out of their truck after loading a pallet on. Then I have to stop, turn of the forklift or scream what!!! EVERY DAMN PALLET.... c'mon dude, we can chat when I'm done. Eventually I tell them to go wait in the truck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ezI_LLOTVwQuote:
Originally Posted by Deuce Blue
We have that exact same pallet racking, and I put the shit up so I know it ain't stable.Quote:
Originally Posted by XTR1000
the piece of shit deadbeat next door that does nothing all day but drive around in his assortment of shitty, loud vehicles, from some retarded minibike to a motorcycle, and his retarded piece of shit old honda with a dumb fucking loud exhaust system on it. and now he's been outside working on something for the past 90 minutes+ blasting shitty fucking rap with the bass cranked. YES, I WANT YOU TO FALL IN A PIT YOU FUCKING REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT FREELOADING SCUMBAG. I'M TRYING TO PLAY POKER AND IMPROVE MY WEALTH, NOT LISTEN TO YOUR SHITTY ASS SOUND SYSTEM. GOD. alsjk;dfaweriopu
snow...on May fucking 9th.
my degenerate gambling fck of a neighbor is up at all hours of the night masturbating furiously with curtains open. Today, I was trying to work on my late father's favorite honda while listening to that rap music he used to love. Really emotional scene. And that degenerate slime is nude doing kegel excersises in sync with the loud bass playing online poker shouting "one time!" Curtains still open.Quote:
Originally Posted by dthorne04
two sides to every story, dthorne.
[20:12] Bigspenda: Dr. C.H. Lang and colleagues from Penn State University found that even moderate drinking decreased the rate of protein synthesis by 20 percent. Alcohol interferes with the way amino acids are lined up to make specific proteins. It also blocks the action of the powerful anabolic hormone, insulin-like growth factor (IGF-1). This is important information for athletes and other weight trained athletes. Even a few drinks can erase all the work you did in the gym.
[20:14] will: so drink...just not the night you work out?
[20:15] bigspenda: or the day of
[20:15] bigspenda: preferably not the night before either
[20:15] bigspenda: but i know that's asking a lot
[20:15] will: i.e. never
wife.
Says "nope, don't need to do anything special for Mothers day hun, go do whatever you want."
I get back from a day of doing whatever I want, and she is pissed at me, why? Because she was away from her husband all day on mothers day.
ON FUCKING TILT.
file this under the 'even if it's correct, it's still not reasonable' category.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
i think having a few drinks is negligible in the grand scheme of things, i'd love to read the study though.
tilt: working your ass off for 4 months cutting up and looking 100x better, but since you're not fat anymore and don't fill out an oversized shirt all of a sudden you're too skinny to your family
hyachachcah
I didn't read a study, just googled that to prove to Will that drinking can have an impact on muscle growth b/c he said it wasn't possible or something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
i didnt say it was impossible exactly...i just didnt (and still dont) want to believe it.
the effect seems overstated in the convo, specifically pointing out "even a few drinks can erase all the work you did in the gym".Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
regardless even if it makes a small difference, and it most certainly does, i'd argue that unless you're a professional athlete or aspiring to be one, there is a certain line that has to be drawn. like most of the time when i go out at night there is some drinking going on, whether it be at a buddy's house, a bar, party, or whatever. so while i can honestly say i don't get hammered anymore (or rarely anyway), i'm not going to completely abstain from booze just to potentially increase the results of my workouts a small amount. and i work extremely hard when i lift, believe me. i have the crazy/rage gene or whatever, apparently.
it's about being happy in life, or something like that.
thats a good point lukie. i guess what i want out of working out is basically to sustain a good body, while doing the things i want to do. i dont really care about having totally chiseled abs or w/e and even if i did i wouldnt fool myself into thinking i have the discipline to get them.
as a guy, i'd say u at least need some decent ab definition (not necessarily 'chiseled') to qualify as sustaining a 'good body', but i doubt many people would agree with me there.
sometimes that means working smarter, not harder. that means you have to accept that you're not going to be able to do everything perfect and some leeway must be given at times (for example, when out with friends or whatever). similarly, eating healthy doesn't have to be a chore.. like if you're a halfway decent cook you can spice up food to actually taste good. you can cut the standard 6 meals a day down to 4 or so and not be much worse off, if at all. for cardio you can do something you enjoy like play basketball or something, or even as something as simple as working around the house a bit before breakfast might even suffice. just be happy about it and don't constantly stress over everything, because usually the stress itself is inherently worse than what you are actually stressing about (for example, missing a meal or eating a little bit of crap).
being in great shape doesn't have to mean hitting 6 meals a day like clockwork, spending hours a day obsessing at the gym and doing cardio every morning while never eating anything and never having a drop of alcohol.
infact even if you could follow a routine like that you'll hate it anyway and eventually burn out.
blahblahblah ramblerambleramble rahrahrah
spenda abuse mod power again?
And you believed her? First time around women?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
here is why economics is retarded. in 5 long and boring paragraphs they explain the effects on u.s. labor markets when u.s. firms outsource, and when other countries outsource our laborers. at the end of the boring paragraphs, there is a simple sentence: "in the nations where the firms engaging in outsourcing are located, the effects are lower wages and decreased employment, and vice versa."
When people CC themselves on emails.
IT'S CALLED A SENT FILE, MOTHERFUCKER! USE IT.
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
thats a good vid...
this ones better...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TcZPqdP85o&NR=1
when discussing why we should legalize weed, somebody uses as an argument: ofc we should legalize it, i mean, its from the earth, its natural.
im for the legalization of weed, but that argument just makes all of us look bad.
that's a stupid argument...tobacco is from the earth too... shove that one in their face will...
the day we legalize weed will be glorious. I'll shed a single tear like a true and native american.
that i don't have high def to watch planet earth
People looking forward to meet me on the felt
fold life imoQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
i dont even enjoy watching nature programs all that much, but hot diggity damn that show looks amazing in HD, sometimes I just leave it on in the background while I eat breakfast and get ready for work....creates a nice ambiance
Getting the hiccups during intercourse
running worse than anybody has ever run
I lost 17 bi in 8k hands over the past couple days playing my normal stakes bumhunting. Suck it.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
yah, but for you, that's pretty close expectation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
whats winning a hand like? is it even possible?Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
BOB FUCKING SAFAI
Cock teases
True, but somehow I lost 3 buy-ins in rakeback too. How do you even do that???Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
we need 1 large firetruck to put out nancy pelosi's pants.
http://thepage.time.com/video-sen-ki...sis-cia-claim/
Bjork
DAVID FUCKING PEAT
anything in the scary movie genre, i.e., date movie, epic movie, etc...
how are these supposed to be funny?
Pink eye wtf
Eli Elezra thinks he's HI-larious.Quote:
Originally Posted by sil693
He looks a little bit Corky to me.
losing my goddamn watch
gah!
Fuck yeah! This new generation of Wayans brothers just doesn't cut the mustard.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
not tilted anymore, found it!Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
have you tried drugs?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
That my wii suddenly has no sound output.
them - "you cant seriously like that, i mean, you cant even hear what they are saying. its just shouting and screaming"
me - "so? what is your point?"
them - "well how can you like it if you dont know what he's saying? surely the point of having a singer is to [insert some bullshit about it all being about the lyrics]. he isnt even singing! its just noise"
me - "ALL MUSIC IS FUCKING NOISE!!!! WLKYUQNADKYDGTWKFMLAQFY"
bitches
say it ain't so!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
also, people who wake me up from my midday slumber tilt me shitless
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Originally Posted by sil693
Sorry sil but if you're into screamo/ retardedly heavy metal I'm gonna have to go with your friends on this one.
Would you never listen to music where they sing in a language you don't understand? Also, why care about the words when like 90% (number pulled out of my ass, sue me) of hit music have the same lyrical content?
If the lyrics are more important than the music itself then why not read some poetry instead?
Because 90% (number pulled out of my ass) of the songs in a different language are impossible to sing along with.
speaking of music
I have the fucking Miley Cyrus song in my head. Wife made me listen to it in the car a few days ago, it's catchy so I didn't change the channel the last two times I've heard it (which is pretty much every time I'm in a car, and I don't drive that much). Goddammit make it stop!
This song should knock that shit right out of your head sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2zyeVRcbs
i luz me some miley cyrus.
and are you serious ug? how is that catchy? this sounds like crappy christian rock (remember that christian rock is inherently bad).
MY BEST FRAND LESIE SAYZ
OH SHES JUST BEIN MILEY
holy good god fb quizzes tilt me. i think ive said that but they get worse day by day. "what britney spears song are you?", i mean are you kidding. my friend and i were thinking of making a quiz like, "what washed up old 70's actor would you let put a gerbil up your ass in a dark alley?"
qfmft.Quote:
Originally Posted by HalvSame
omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg i knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
"LULZ", "LAWL"
wtf's up with this geeky gibberish bullshit fail? trying to "stand out from the crowd"? trying to be "kewl"? write god damned LOL or STFU.
lulzQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
fucking right.. why you can't just hide quizzes in general idkQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
DJIFHSAFJIRWHG2984HHEDUCH8HJ9AN9CSSHV9WHRA9DHS9XHC V9EAHAHnZQVI9HQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
90% of people get 90% of the lyrics of 90% of songs wrong when they try to sing them (www.kissthisguy.com). And they probably sing out of tune 90% of the time (www.youtube.com). Not that it matters anyway - I love to sing but I really really suck at it.Quote:
Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
It's not like I listen to a TON of non-scandinavian, non-english music but there's some cool stuff out there. Off the top of my head, Manu Chao, Kraftwerk. For relaxing, "gregorian chant" type music and italian classical/opera is sweet. I can't for the life of me remember their name, but there was a brazilian rap trio that had a couple of songs I liked alot like 6 years back (but listening to rap/hip hop and not understanding a word they say is generally annoying to me).
And alot of growl/scream type music actually has lyrics you can hear if you pay attention. The focus just isn't as much on the singing, but more on the mood and feeling of the song. Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-hsa1a7kyM singing starts at ~0.30
Of course it's up to the listener to like/dislike any song, but to say that something is just noise is pretty offensive.
New tilt issue: getting sucked into discussing stupid things on the internet. (cue "someone is WRONG on the internet!" picture)
btw, jack s suck on this: lølz!!1
David Peats weasel face
wills avatar
having emotions
wat, why? it's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muzzard
When I am playing fish heads up, I get disconnected and they leave.
when the huge fish im playing hu disconnects and i have to leave
LOLOL was that u playing me?? Psssssht, yeah right fish!
your roommate farted on your pillow, didn't he?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
People who work in food services that think the plastic gloves are to protect their muthafuggin hands. They handle the money after they scratch their ass before they fix the sandwich. My meal is UNCLEAN!!! What are ya gonna do? This is standard everywhere now.
~18-20 in ~15k hands. eat me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
whenever i go to a freaking gas station and use my card, the previous person's info is always still on the screen. i know it doesn't charge to my card but why is it always there??? it's so freaking retarded
Yeah, but I'm a winning player. Boom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
Driving to San Jose today to pick my car up from getting serviced (SJ is half an hour away) and going another 15 minutes out of my way to get some chipotle. I call my roommates and ask if they want me to pick them up anything and they all say no. I buy 2 burrittos, eat one there and save the other one for later.
Fast forward through a night of drinking and rowdiness, I get home and they ate my fucking burrito.
policy that punishes calling dumbasses out on their pathological peddling of bullshit
wufwugy's no longer leet number of posts
i bet if i didnt have a hot chick in av or sig id get banned
Films that don't need twist endings but have them anyway, ruining the whole thing.
"Check your PMs."