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Why do i love gaga music so much?!
Yah I used to be a skinny guy like the kind everyonbe says they are ans i got fay, you all cna too. eat bitchs
Drunk or typing with boxing gloves again?
I think it's both.
BTW I'm bored, naked, with spoon and trolling the community forum.
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Today I went to the dermatologist, and he gave me two different kinds of cream to put on my face, one in the morning and one at night. Since I've been put on an IUD and not pills my face has decided to randomly break out, so now I have to deal with skin creams or I can't have pretty clear skin. FML.
btw if ya'll have girlfriends/wives, tell that bitch to get an IUD, it's more effective than the pill, patch, or anything!
is that one the ass needle?
no no, they insert it into the uterus. it's painful at first, but then you dont even know it's there.
thats what she said
Trillions of unborn would know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
fypldoQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Something rilla's mom should have used
currently downloading the starcraftII beta, ship it.
crazy effin game... i think there's too much thinking involved for me to get too deep into it. i watched some play by play matches on youtube and those were pretty sweet.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
wu fugee's sigs are the best!
i'm going to find the drunk thread and then pull my root
We are pregnant fckers!
caps LOCK FTL
Congrats UG and hot wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
georges soldiers can march! ship it! Congrats kate and george!
I was the fastest swimmer in my group.
just played and won my first scII match, TvT. I am so rusty.. I had like 5k minerals and 1.2k gas when I won. At one point I had practically no units and had depleted my minerals/most of gas, yet I had nearly 10k minerasl and 4k gas, so I just cranked out like 10+ thors and 8 vikings and bent him over.
I heard there was a couple faster but when they stopped at the egg and you caught up, you ate them.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
sister-in-law is graduating this weekend from the Baylor School of Law
gg me, boarding a plane soon hopefully it doesn't crash. fck I hate flying
Turbulence means the wings are falling off!Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
Graboids?
where is Baylor Law School, Waco?
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Originally Posted by bigred
I lawled.
lil anecdote-- I actually enjoy turbulence, so much so that I prefer to sit in the back of the plane where it is exaggerated (nose cuts through air smoothly) because its like a roller coaster ride.
lil anecdote - March 2009, on my way from one cold city in B.C. to another, plane begins to make loud banging noises from outside, turns out to be ice breaking off from the engine and hitting the plane (completely normal, the engines actually have built-in ice breakers or whatever for this very purpose). Reason of this story - N00b stewardess is freaking out the whole time.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
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Originally Posted by UG
Congratutions :)
http://www.stacksandstacks.com/blog/...atulations.jpg
Congrats UG!
I have no problem with flying but if I saw a stewardess freaking out, new or not, I would commence pants shitting.Quote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Factbox: North Koreans show sense of humour | WORLD News
I don't think they're that bad tbh
At first I was like fuck, i want to play im so jealous. Then I realized RTS games bore the fuck out of me. I think I'm going to buy Bad Company 2 this week.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
sadfaceQuote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
Is this thread meant to be SFW?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dlZgZFQ2pf...ie+bukkake.jpg
lol that's awesome
Does anyone think the Phillies fan shouldn't have been tased? I wish he had been tased more.
Should be standard for Phillies fans imo.
hawks stomped those filthy cannucks. Ship it.
Son Slaps Mom On Dr. Phil | whoisthemonkey.com
Kids seriously need to be beat from the get-go. That's really the only way to discipline them.
You should put a jihad on his assQuote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
The mother lost a daughter, sister to the son, 2 years prior to the show. This changed the family's relationship completely. The mother began taking out her anger/frustration/guilt on her only child remaining. It turns out that the kids on the show were good kids and it was the parents who had problems dealing with anything and everything.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
The world is what you make of it. This includes your own children.
Cliff Notes: Parent failed and produced the Devil.
Oh. I'm assuming you watched this episode? Dr. Phil is the shiznit.
LOL @ beating kids being the solution.
also
baby, baby, baby OHHHHHHHHHHH
like baby, baby, baby, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YouTube - Justin Bieber doesn't know what German is.
he's so dreamy
who?
Kanellos Greek Dog of Justice
Let me google that for you
My wife is the first female Big 12 baseball umpire
TheMercury.com - K-State Sports Article
sorry, no tits
oh and we're pregnant!
Jermaine (if it's a boy) or Le-a (if it's a girl) will be born around December 20th.
P.S. It's La-DASH-ah, THE DASH DON'T BE SILENT YO
<3 ug and kate
whats up yo
I facepalmed when I read jermaine, then laughed when I realized you were joking cuz of le-a
I went to a party today that started at 2pm. I wore sunglasses. as the sun went down, I pulled them back on my head. I'm home now, sunglasses are totally off, but they still feel like they are on my head. MAKE THIS FEELING STOP PLEASE.
ping pong question
actually it's more of a math problem, but it came up while i was playing ping pong earlier.
let's make the following assumptions
- game is played up to 11, win by 2
- each player alternates blocks of 5 serves until a player reaches 11 points. at 10-10, the serve alternates 1 and 1 etc.
- the players are of equal skill and the server has the advantage.
does the first server in the game have an advantage in terms of probability to win? how would that be quantified?
I'm assuming there's no psychological advantage to be had by winning the first 5, etc. etc.?
Is it ok to do a workout with a hangover if I ensure I stay hydrated? Or am I better taking the day off?
I would assume the first server has the advantage only by way of he will have a chance to recover from a mistake. He gets first point to go ahead and the second server must gain a point to tie. If the first server never falters, the second server could never win but play under the pressure of always either being tied or one down.
By the way, $50 prop to anyone that can beat me 2/3 in Vegas. Anyone know where there are tables.
correct, at least in the context of the question. so the server will always have the same chance of winning the point (any number should work as long as it's >50% and <100%), regardless of whether the score is 0-10, 5-5, 10-0, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
I think I fucked up.
Over a year ago I told spoon it he could plan our wedding.
:|
See where I fucked up?
The asian will win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
God damn I think Im going to go nuts, oh wait, I already am.
Just saw Evangeline Lilly on Letterman last night. I've never heard of this chick before but my god. She's hot and actually genuinely super funny. I have a new celebrity crush.
I tend to really like girls named Kate in general for some reason, but I've had a crush on her for years now (her name is Kate in Lost). Speaking of Lost, it's sad that it has to end. The wife and I started watching that when we first moved in together, we weren't married or anything....fcking crazy.
Will I ever be taken seriously with this name?
Were you ever taken serious with the name Boog690?
Ehhh, prolly more than you were before.
I so made that chick moan hardcore.. I must be good!Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
game 6 was so predictable that i didn't even go to the bar with my friends to watch it.
one of my friends put a large amount of money on the cavs and i pleaded with him not to. i told him if anything he should be putting his bankroll on boston at -1 to no avail.
never seen a team with championship hopes quit like that in the last 2 games of a series
i didn't read your post
but i guarantee it is awesome
Lukie Rules!
sorry, i just got infromed that the boston team won.
lukie still rules!
i went to the Met the other day and saw a honus wagner card and a shoeless joe jackson card, and we still talk about him to this day
whats up flomo
you are the man
NO, you ARE!
No, me.
iron sky.. woah.. where did this come from?
random FB rant
I have an old high school friend (that I haven't spoken to in 8-10 years) that posts 4-5 times daily on FB. oftentimes his girlfriend will post immediately after in a reply, even though she is right there in the same room with him. sometimes they'll have a 3-4 response (each) conversation. it's fucking killing me, but at the same time it's kind of like a weird pimple on someone's face that you just can't stop checking out to see if it's growing or something
random FB rant
FB is retarded
<-- has gone form over 300+ friends to under 100 and is thinking of cleaning house some more
I only have FB to keep in touch with several long distance friends and to see what some family and friends are up to. I have no time or patience for so many people. Just deleted one person for saying "like" 3 times in one response and deleted a freind that thinks farmville is all that happens in the world, posting 5 or 6 times a day about barn raises, finding extras and talking to his "neighbors" like they are fucking neighbors.
That's a huge decrease in friends. I was thinking of cleaning house too but I'm worried they will notice being deleted (as some have already) and not want to ever talk to me again. It's not that I don't consider them a friend, it's just that... well... I guess I don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
Seriously? WTF do I care what some guy I went to high school thinks or what a buddies ex girlfriend is doing on Saturday night. I have a wife, a kid, my extended family and a couple close friends and FTR, that's enough for me.Good people and real friends will make the cut.
But, I'm a loser, and have 12 friends on Facebook.
200 friends deleted off of facebook, and I wasn't one of them!
:shipit:
mf'er I better have made the cut
k phew
You better get a fuckin' plane ticket or your out for sure. JL, no fear, your actually the only male that isn't one of my bosses on my Blackberry messenger.
so many dumb threads atm =/
wow, way to hijack, take that shit to the everything thread --->Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
dear channing frye. you aren't at home. stop shooting the fucking 3 like its going out of style
is there any better feeling than cleaning your ears with a qtip, soooooooooooooooooooo good
so truthQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
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Originally Posted by JL
Im feeling really gay for checking immediately whether or not I got deleted from jyms circle of trust.
I think you feel gay because you're German and you're confusing your feelings with this whole jyms thing.
it wasn't a circle of trust as much as it's a circle of annoyance. I really have no time to listen to moaning, griping or bitching, outside of what most people would do on a regular basis. It seems some people just don't get that people don't want to hear it over and over and over. Sure you may be having a rough day, rough week or a fight with your boss, but to update several times a day every day pissing and moaning, or acting like Farmville is the meaning of life is just too much.
I was never so happy as the day facebook allowed you to remove certain apps from showing. I have no idea what games people play anymore because I never see them. <3 the hide button
your penny hold them updates are pretty lame/annoying/gay. Just saying.
Do I have penny hold them updates? or FB in general?
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Originally Posted by jyms
pretty sure its you who updates about having .8ptbb/100 over your last 5k hands at .25/.5
Yea couple times in March, I was having a brutal swingy month. At least it wasn't Zynga poker or anything.
zamboni is the shit