sportsmen is tilting the shit out of me with every single post.
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sportsmen is tilting the shit out of me with every single post.
those might be the longest two posts ever...ever.
*sharpens his banhammer*
its commin... just wait.
this appears as a leak to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
trying to improve your standing as number 30 on my list? it's not working...
well honestly, who *sharpens* a hammer?
Banhammer has a big pencil on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
whenever i check my facebook at around 5am or so, there's always exactly 1 friend online, and it's always the same person. a ridiculously hot girl on the same schedule as me? no. our very own will641? absolutely.
hyachachach
the worst part is that he got all 37 posts today...
what tilts me is we banned people we thought were annoying before the freetroll activity. now they are winning(not at poker)
staring a new campaign "bring back rocco"
the clickwheel on my mouse just stopped working. Scrollbars tilt me hard.
Here's my first addition to this thread:
My ex called me today to let me know she's seeing someone else.
go find the chick in your avatar. Date her. Things will be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
If you broke up with her, she's probably doing it because she still wants you and is trying to incite you to love her long time again. If she broke up with you, she's just a spiteful whore.Quote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Doyle Brunson on HSP Series 5.
STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING NOB!!!!!
If this is after she dumped you, you can always post nudes and then fuck up her credit ratingQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Todd please put this nit in the retirement home already.Quote:
Originally Posted by sil693
potm :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
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Originally Posted by sil693
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash256
If I had nude pics, I would have done this the moment after I broke up with her. BTW, I live on the other side of the country! Who does that?
When she told you she was dating somebody else you should have just laughed and said 'i play poker for a living bitch'
That might be the most uplifting/funniest thing I have ever read.
April fools day tilts the shit out of me. I'm already paranoid as hell, why does there have to be an entire day set aside for people to pull sneaksy sneaks moves on me?!
O rly? Check your email.Quote:
Originally Posted by HalvSame
And under your bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
have never done an april fools, and if i ever do it wouldnt be on april 1st
people that drive too slow
people that drive too fast
Monster tilted from april fool on my main torrentsite that was still in effect 8am GMT+1 today. Motherpoopers got me after all :(.
Hockey fans who bang on the glass anytime the puck is anywhere near them. BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG. Yeah that helps your team a lot moron.
http://knowyourmeme.com/system/photo...g-it-wrong.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
On the lines of this, I hate it when you are on a two-lane highway and the cars in front of you in each lane are going equally as slow trapping you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
oh god, tell me about it. when they are semi's its even more obnoxious.Quote:
Originally Posted by kmind
People who send text messages on their cell phone without using the dictionary function.
frickin audio that only plays out of one speaker.
Guys that somehow have the ability to break through all the security on the computer and internet and scam email address's but can't spend 5 minutes on a translation that sounds a little like actual English when trying to spam you. Does this shit ever do anything but piss you off and make you format?
my roommate's passed out on my futon at 3:30am and there's also a random bunny in here long story about that but the bunny is making noises and my roommate is snoring and little things like this are huge pet peeves
did you try stabbing them?
yes...he's bleeding profusely but still snoring. Help?
sounds like my last gf during her period
duct tape ftw
brag - scheduled to play golf this afternoon
beat - thunderstorms may prevent said round of golf
variance - online pokahz is not a bad backup
having to listen to my dad talk to clients all day and as a consequence using my headphones all day.
omgthis. the thing that connects my ipod to my car stereo and runs it through a FM station is fucking up and only playing on the left speakers. so tilting.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
Busting my ass at a mediocre job, for a boss that doesn't take notice of SHIT, and will flip out if you ask for a weekend off for once. (I have to work EVERY FUCKING FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT). It would be nice to get at least ONE weekend a month off to go out and drink and whatnot.
demagogues.
Webpages that you need to scroll sideways.
thinly veiled brag ittQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Because she was fertile?Quote:
Originally Posted by Parasurama
This isn't the middle ages. If anything, that's a beat now.
haha true, I was thinking more along the lines of spenda having a girlfriend at some point. OH sick burnnnQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
the criminal justice system. i applied for early termination from probation back in early march before my 21st. i had an alcohol violation while on probation so the judge said i could reapply after i turn 21. instead of her just being like if you dont get in trouble till then ill sign it after your bday and you can be done with it, i have to get my attorney to file another damn application and get a new court date which could take as long as a month, and costing me more money. i hope iowa city has low crime until then so my shit goes through quick.
its just kinda odd that you're a repub. Democrates are the guys that say, "the system is fcking me! Im angry enough to want it changed." while your side thinks that these are simply the sacrifices we make to enjoy the peaceful order of society. You either get to whine about it or take it on the chin. I like to whine.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
luls... I'll end up arresting will one day imo.
not being a robot
no matter how good i get at poker, i cannot grind to save my life
yeah i mean it doesnt really matter what side of the aisle you're on, being in the criminal justice system sucks ass. i fully deserve what i got, and having been on probation for 2 years, im very ready to be done with it.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
GMML is nothing to brag about...Quote:
Originally Posted by Parasurama
i am not a girl
You're tilting because of this?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
peoples parking skills are really tilting me lately. the parking at my school is ridiculous, and people just casually parallel park and leave like 3-4 ft on each side of their car. so, generally on a block like 2-3 cars might do this and it ends up costing a couple spaces. grrrrrr.
Freeroll days
what tilts me is being in a car with someone who is complaining about people parallel parking and leaving spaces. If youre not bearing an extra chromosome you should be able to figure out that there are many many ways in which a lot of space is wasted yet no one is at fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
Two important facts to take into account:
1. Not all cars are the same length
2. Not all cars arrived at the same time
true, and a 3rd factor is people can't park.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Here's a list:
people who drive cheap sports cars with those retarded noise-boxes on them that make their car sound sick - you're all fucking gay
homeless people
deilivery guys who don't have proper change so you end up having to overtip/undertip them
girls who dress slutty but are virgins
opening the fridge to find the milk container empty or with a drop left
old people
kids
people who drive a cart on a golf course yet still can't fucking take less than 45 minutes to play a hole
3-putting
old people
my internet disconnecting
telemarketers
telemarketers who mispronounce my name
mcdonald's. I'm seriously never eating there again unless I'm hammered
cartoons
any of the shows on tv my girlfriend watches
taxi drivers, at least 9/10 are clueless when it comes to driving in my city
prof's who have phd's yet can't speak english properly, like did you forge your degree? I don't see how you possibly wrote a fucking book by yourself if you can't pronounce some basic english, 'Dr'
truck drivers who slow down/speed up on the highway
truck drivers that swerve around, and obviously are drunk
police officers who pull you over for absoultely nothing because you fit a certain stereotype
apartments that charge higher rent than monthly payments would be on a condominium
people who throw something in the garbage that should be recycled, when the recycling bin is right next to the garbage - are you fucking blind
And of course one of the things that tilts me most, since it happens so often: people who try and squeeze into an elevator when there's absolutely no fucking room at all, and then they press floor 2 or 3 when you're at the lobby. fuck, even without people in the elevator to begin with, take the fucking stairs you lazy pos
something which cannot be judged (of a particular 'parker') unless you witness them parking. So instead of getting your frilly little panties all in a bunch, why not just assume that the first two factors are the culprits.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
assholes like this ......
Man jailed for spraying urine, feces on food in UK
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...04-14-20-54-08
what kind of person would do this in their right mind?...god i wish i could just get one shot to his head.....
rilla and all his retardedly stupid and useless drivel tilts me to no end
hyachachach
lol he plead not guiltyQuote:
Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
because i'm very cynical. is that not okay?Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
mixing up the days of your two finals, which are both coincidentally at 8:30 AM on back to back days. fml.
repeating the 9th grade again D?
i hope matt schaub falls in a fucking pit
dthorne touching mah girl.
misconceptions itt.
p.s. your avatar is giving me a fucking seizure, give me your address so I can sue you
123 fake st
http://www.progets.com/simpsons/pics...%20yelling.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Large groups of affluent white males getting together to "teabag"....
Actually it's not tilting.. it's hysterical.
being 52% favorite and losing
hot Asian chicks dating goofy white boys
http://420.thrashbarg.net/i_see_what...there_bird.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
people on public transit that listen to their ipods so fucking loud i can hear the goddamn lyrics
This absolutely the worst. Major props.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
KMIND TILTS ME
kmind71 (2:54:21 AM): $100 flip at ftp?
givememyleg (2:54:41 AM): oh why must you take advantage of my degeneracy
givememyleg (2:54:45 AM): are you tilting
kmind71 (2:54:51 AM): yes and because i love you
givememyleg (2:54:56 AM): haha
givememyleg (2:55:03 AM): what gaaaaaame ?
kmind71 (2:55:12 AM): just a 100nl HU table?
givememyleg (2:55:15 AM): okay lol
kmind71 (2:55:24 AM): k cool
givememyleg (2:55:26 AM): but just 1 flip, i dont want this to get crazy
kmind71 (2:55:31 AM): yeah for sure
kmind71 (2:55:33 AM): thanks
givememyleg (2:55:37 AM): haha why you tilting?
kmind71 (2:56:01 AM): because they have flushes always and because EV doesn't mean shit when you click "cashier"
kmind71 (2:56:09 AM): and i cheated on a test and got a 65 still
kmind71 (2:56:10 AM): fml
givememyleg (2:56:13 AM): damn son
givememyleg (2:57:17 AM): ok im ready to GO GO GO i think
givememyleg (2:57:19 AM): are you sitting/
kmind71 (2:57:20 AM): yayyyy
kmind71 (2:57:21 AM): yes
givememyleg (2:57:25 AM): OK GOOD LUCK
givememyleg (2:57:28 AM): i hope i get the aces
kmind71 (2:57:34 AM): me too!
kmind71 (2:57:49 AM): not sure if i have ever won a flip
Full Tilt Poker Game #11727142856: Table Fulmer (deep hu) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:57:49 ET - 2009/04/17
Seat 1: SuitsUs ($100)
Seat 2: JohnnyChanloljk ($100)
SuitsUs posts the small blind of $0.50
JohnnyChanloljk posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JohnnyChanloljk [Jh 7s]
SuitsUs raises to $100, and is all in
JohnnyChanloljk: GOOD LUCK
JohnnyChanloljk calls $99, and is all in
SuitsUs shows [2d As]
JohnnyChanloljk shows [Jh 7s]
*** FLOP *** [Kc 6s Th]
*** TURN *** [Kc 6s Th] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 6s Th 4s] [9s]
SuitsUs shows Ace King high
JohnnyChanloljk shows King Jack high
SuitsUs wins the pot ($199.50) with Ace King high
JohnnyChanloljk adds $100
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kc 6s Th 4s 9s]
Seat 1: SuitsUs (small blind) showed [2d As] and won ($199.50) with Ace King high
Seat 2: JohnnyChanloljk (big blind) showed [Jh 7s] and lost with King Jack high
kmind71 (2:57:50 AM): gg
kmind71 (2:58:08 AM): gg
givememyleg (2:58:44 AM): haha wanna go 1 more netx hand?
givememyleg (2:58:46 AM): im a degen
kmind71 (2:58:54 AM): yeah
kmind71 (2:59:02 AM): that's it though
Full Tilt Poker Game #11727155367: Table Fulmer (deep hu) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:59:19 ET - 2009/04/17
Seat 1: SuitsUs ($200.40)
Seat 2: JohnnyChanloljk ($100)
JohnnyChanloljk posts the small blind of $0.50
SuitsUs posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JohnnyChanloljk [2h 2d]
JohnnyChanloljk raises to $100, and is all in
SuitsUs calls $99
JohnnyChanloljk shows [2h 2d]
SuitsUs shows [Ac 5h]
*** FLOP *** [4s 9c 5d]
*** TURN *** [4s 9c 5d] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [4s 9c 5d 4h] [Js]
JohnnyChanloljk shows two pair, Fours and Twos
SuitsUs shows two pair, Fives and Fours
SuitsUs wins the pot ($199.50) with two pair, Fives and Fours
JohnnyChanloljk is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4s 9c 5d 4h Js]
Seat 1: SuitsUs (big blind) showed [Ac 5h] and won ($199.50) with two pair, Fives and Fours
Seat 2: JohnnyChanloljk (small blind) showed [2h 2d] and lost with two pair, Fours and Twos
kmind71 (2:59:32 AM): hahahahah
givememyleg (2:59:37 AM): well there you go lol
You didn't show the in between hand where I won (we checked down). That tilts me.
when you go for a piss after having sex and the piss comes out in like 2 separate streams, one of which always sprays on the floor.
I'm curious to know if anyone else has this?????
that means you did it right
i thought everyone does that
Everyone does that.
Tilting is living with a chick who brings home a fella who does that and doesnt see it as her responsibility to mop that ship up when he leaves it.
The trick is to take your piss BEFORE it dries out, as in, within 10 minutes or so of finishing. That, or go outside (my personal choice, but I do live in the woods...)
and bjsaust, WTF man, tell that retard to clean his own piss or expect the mop to be shoved up his ass. That's Bullshit.
fold before living with a chick
Guys, be proactive. Take the two seconds and squeeze the tip to bust up the gluey bidness.Quote:
Originally Posted by bjsaust
Well I was going to post advice but didnt think this was the place. I use a little toilet paper and squeeze it out, all fixed.
This was 10 years ago at Uni. Guy was a one night stand. She had a lot of them.
wtf this happens even when i don't have sexQuote:
Originally Posted by pantherhound
It's like a Benny Hill episode. Benny Hill does not tilt me.
IRENE!!! why am i peeing like i had sex last night??!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtQ0qvNBftw
People that claim that some recently released perhaps decent (but not spectacular) film is better than or as good as some classic film.
qfthis. it really annoys me when people just have no taste whatsoever in movies and think that the only good movies that are made came out post 1990.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
haha all of our snow FINALLY finished melting last week.
we just got another foot. IT'S ALMOST FUCKIGN MAY.
hopefully it'll be gone soon.
clearly global warming and humans are to blame.
it's all al gore's fault
LACK OF SLEEP