Happy birthday Carl!!!!!! :)
Do you play much online poker? Or mainly live?
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Happy birthday Carl!!!!!! :)
Do you play much online poker? Or mainly live?
sup ls. i only play live a few times per month, so i would only really call it a hobby. i also only have a few hundred dollars online, so i rarely have been playing anything.
it's 7pm right now. i plan to be blackout drunk by 9pm. READY GO.
5 shots down. that's ~1 every 6 minutes. i'm behind pace, need to pick this shit up.
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
sup bicycles
way behind pace now....
out of bed at 4pm today. was a "bit" hungover. didn't do much today, just lounged around, played the weekly home game, and decided to wait until Monday to do everything. sounds like a good idea now, but i won't like monday. bye!
sweeeeet doesn't even matter that I was a bit late then.
it's monday. nuff said.
bye.
flip?
sup kmizzle. nah the roll can't handle any degen flips right now. but i'll holla at you when i'm on tilt.
omg no december updates yet :( gmml what happened to you???
so true.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
i've been dead. i think i would have a much easier time updating if my life wasn't so boring. seems kind of pointless updating here when i haven't left my house, and sometimes, haven't even left my bed all day.
an interesting thing did happen to me today though. yesterday i drank 2 Tilt's, they're energy drinks + alcohol, some nasty blue liquid that got me really drunk after 1 and obliterated after 2. so today i go to do my business on the toilet, wipe (while sitting down ldo, f all you standers), and notice the tp is covered in green. wtf?! i get up and look at my work, and i made the most beautiful, artistic green-glowing shit you have ever seen. my shit was bright green. both times today. can't say iv'e ever done that before.
best was i went to flush, it clogged up, and the water looked like a green smoothie. mmmmm. those tilt's can't be healthy.
bye.
I approve of this post
pics or gtfoQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
here you go, merry christmas.Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
http://www.givememyleg.com/misc/wtfgreenshit.jpg
happy friday yal!
Mr. Hanky!
i fucking love food. kind of baked right now. noming on some pizza and pasta. i will eat all the fucking pasta in the world. but probably not all the pizza, i would expect there to be more pizza than pasta in the world, so if i had to bet, i would bet on pizza. but i'm bad at this sort of thing, i lost a ton in vegas setting lines. fucki can't believe i missed 2010 ftr vegas because of a god damned ear infection. it sounds like the worst excuse ever. it really does. but my doc said my ear could explode if i got on a plane. i guess i made the more intelligent decision, but it left a scar, maybe not as bad of a scar as an exploding ear, but a scar nonetheless. i'm tired.
bye.
it's ok, vegas 2011 is gonna be epic because COURTIEBEE WILL BE THERE
gotta be more pasta
probably as likely as galapogos, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
HOW INSULTING :(
i know, right? it's like he's from canada.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
ya, you're probably right. in fact, if there is ever an over/under bet or i set a line, it's usually better to take the exact opposite of me. i such a fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by kmind
it's monday, and i woke up at 5am. it's weird because the past 2 days i slept until 5pm. sometimes i just wakeup wide awake at like 5-6am, maybe it's my body's way of telling me "stop doing this stupid shit and sleep normal." anyway, i feel good and plan to stay up until tonight.
my pc died over a month ago now and i've just let it sit here collecting dust... maybe i'll try and fix that today. i also need to get my car fixed, it might just need a jump... but i can't get the hood open. will attempt to get it open again today.
bye.
"Technology = society's gas pedal. Government = brake pedal. Religion = flat tire."
just thought it was a good quote!
Ya, there's no Chinese pizza.Quote:
Originally Posted by kmind
damn azns.
come on carl what happened to your updates? this is supposed to be the new carl with good habits!
"this is the new carl? same as the old carl." - norman chad
"did you hear I get married and divorced a lot" - norman chad
holy shit we got like 3 feet of snow so far this weekend and it keeps coming. winter storm warning suggests another 10+ inches by monday morning. snowblower went busto too, so gotta do it the old fashioned way. i guess this will count as my workout for today.
PZ
Local forecast, Current conditions: Light snow/Windy, 15ºF, Feels like -5ºF. Wind From NNE at 30mph gusting to 44mph
Yep, it's winter. Some of the snow drifts by my house are up to my neck. This shall be fun.
awesome - keep on dreaming dude!~Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
hope yal had a good christmas. mine went like this - woke up at 8am, baked cookies cuz i'm cool like that, went to christmas lunch w wifes fam, came home and napped until 6pm. then around 7 we had to leave to go pick up the brother-in-law/wife from the airport in green bay, which is like 3.5 hours away. why they didn't fly closer, i don't know. well, about an hour from our house i start to get incredibly painful stomach cramps. we're 20 miles from civilization and that's when it hits me - i'm not going to make it. so i had 2 choices, in my pants in the car, or on the side of the highway. i scream to the wife, she pulls over, i run out of the car into the ditch. snow is up to my knees. i get behind a tree and do my thang. ass is freezing, feet are wet, ass explosion commences, but soon stomach relieved. thank god we had toilet paper in the car.
i get back in the car and about 10 minutes later i realize this wasn't a one time thing. she speeds to town, and i run into a hotel, and again, do my business. i decide to get a hotel room for the night because there was no way i would make it in a car for 6+ hours. so i spent then next 4 hours in a hotel room, on the toilet with the worst stomach pains of my life. was a christmas full of many wipes and flushes. just thankful i could see the tv from the john! some kind of food poisoning, and i think it's probably from the cookie dough i ate while baking cookies. :doh:
i thought i would share this because well, sometimes you just have to laugh at these things rather than be ashamed. amirite?
merry christmas!
you are a God
merry xmas shizzle - and, yes, you can't be embarrassed. Just noticed, btw, thanks to your post that "bare ass" is almost all the letters in "embarrassed," which is probably apropos.
oh hai. i won a main event seat yesterday - Jamie Gold Powers Activated (To Win a WSOP ME Seat) « Poker Blogs
don't worry, i summed it up in one sentence. that's all you really need to read.
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Originally Posted by kmind
lol niceQuote:
TL;DR: Played bad, binked a 2 outer, doubled up to chip lead, ran over final table, almost donked it away, sucked out, picked up aces, won seat. Ez game.