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team sport iircQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
that is the most awesome thing i have ever heardQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
yes, but not in the sense of football or baseball b/c one player can have such an emormous impact on the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
wat?Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
You failed to even attempt to make an argument against the points I made. You (as a hypothetical example) are a less skilled driver. Therefore it is possible that you pose more of a danger while driving 55 than I do driving 85. Its actually impossible to quantify how dangerous someone is, but we still can draw the same reasonable conclusions.
yes thats great i realize it's not about skill because how the eff are you supposed to quantify it, as boost pointed out, and further even if you could how are you supposed to determine how much they can drive over the speed limit. however, if im feeling antsy and unsettled ill probably do 10-15 over and be fine with it, while when im feeling lethargic ill go the limit to 5 over. the speed limit is a choice, like everything else we do. if we choose to violate then thats fine so long as were willing to accept the consequences of breaking the law, but don't push your morals on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
That's not very tilting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
the lines LINES LIIIIIIIINES AT AMUSEMENT PARKS
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when i jizz my pants in public
@ boost and will: First let me clarify that I'm not talking about going 70 in a 55. Hell, my grandmother drives that fast.
But, You both just validated my point, in that the response revolves around YOU, and YOUR ability, and not the general public.
And let's state for argument sake that I am a less skilled driver, prone to overcorrection when a more 'skilled' driver weaves in and out of traffic at a higher rate of speed. The more skilled driver obviously has more control of their vehicle, and likely has a vehicle capable of such performance. That doesn't stop me from freaking out when you zoom by and nearly cut me off. Therefore, I overcorrect, either slamming on my brakes causing the folks behind me to bite my ass, or I swerve into my periferial traffic. Either way, 1000's of other people are are now stuck in a traffic jam cause you couldn't just slow down.
It's not about skill, guys. It's about consideration. Your 'skillful' actions can (and do) have unintended consequenses. I see it every single day.
DALLAS IN DA HOUSE
seriously, the fact that like 5+ FTR members live in Big D and I haven't many any of you, that tilts me.
swerving in and out of lanes with low tolerances would be an example of at worst unskillful driving and at best overly risky driving. Blah blah meow cheow.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
nyc is easy to avoid peoleQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
but coach seats on airplanes is tough so i tell this joke to shut 99.9996% of people up"what is the best thing about a 8 year old girl ?"
--stupid shit head -->"what?"(not really following that it is a joke but out of habit "what?')
--me -->"turn her over same as a 8 year old boy"(at this point laughing, not laughing doesn't matter)
long silence
me --"what is better than that?"--don'tt wait for their "what ?"
me--"killing her"
now they will not talk to you
if it doesn't work lock yourself in the bathroom the entire flight-->maybe longer
the follow up should be "using her teddy bear to clean the blood off your dick." As you can see, its much more dynamic.
i have yet found anyone stay near me long enough to keep going :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I meant instead of "killing her"... cuz like.. it should be a joke, just one that most people in that situation would find extremely disturbing. "Killing her" is just weak sauce.
this is what we in the business call taking one thing and calling it another. nobody said anything about swerving and driving like a maniac. i dont do that and it pisses me off when people do it. there is a way to drive fast safely (or safer), but people suck at driving so it doesnt work. also i make it a point to not speed in heavy traffic, and again, people that do piss me off.Quote:
Originally Posted by kb coolman
this ain't no clown jokeQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
obviously you need to hang with pedobear
QFT. And Triptanes is coming up from Nacadoches all the time. We all need to meet up at the Angry Dog sometime for a couple of beers.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
trips A/C will cut out and he will have to wait for the HVAC repair man, so he wont be able to make it.
omgyesQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
then you question them on their retardery and they quote propaganda catchphrases i.e. "gambling destroys families"; "speed kills", etc
I know a guy who has bad driving habits. When I USED to ride with him, he would put me on tilt. I'd find myself stepping on my imaginary brake. He's one of those drivers that insist on looking at you when they talk to you. "Eye contact isn't necessary now, bro"! I'm not talking about quick glances. I'm talking 5, 7 seconds at a time. Eyes on everything but the road. And he could shake off close calls like none other. The car would go SCREEEEECCHH, I'd be like "Lawd have mercy", he'd be like "Meh". He was a better driver when he drank, cos he would focus on the road. He was a better bowler and driver when he was drunk. Go figure.
"click the mouse, lose your house"
This is really just part of the only thing that really tilts me. The stupidy that comes with being human. We're all so fcking stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
"ESPN has learned [i.e. Jay Glazer of FOXSports earlier reported] that :insert fairly significant NFL tidbit:"
Also, resurfacing old, insignificant stories right before a big playoff game and presenting them in such a way that there's a strong implication of recent cheating or wrongdoing.
e.g. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/otl/n...ory?id=3831956
joint pain fucking tilts the living shit outta me
People who add "or no?" to the end of yes or no questions. I honestly dont know what the fuck theyre doing. Is it because they dont actually think people are smart enough to understand how to identify a yes/no question? I honestly dont know, but it tilts the shit out of me.
revolving doors
-community colleges
-spending $150,000,000 on an inauguration party
-the u.s. postal service
timeshare meetings
i didn't learn from the south park episode, it's pretty much exactly like that....... never again
youre right. He shoulda just held it in the guest bedroom in the white house with one witness, and maybe a small camera crew so it could later be broadcast by media outlets who care to foot the bill. That way he wont have to spend millions on the necessary security and facilities that make this historical event possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
I mean, seriously, come on will, hes not buying a magnum bottle of dom for every attendee..
Not only is it largely mandatory, but it's also very wise to spend money on rallies. All great leaders instill and encourage feelings of greatness in the people
These scare me more than they tilt me. Also I love the song Revolving doors by Crazy Town :pQuote:
Originally Posted by XTR1000
They installed one in our cafeteria and I get stuck in that damn thing half the time Im going to lunch. I can assure you, that theres nothing to be scared of, you can push them around to get out. And I agree on that song being cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by HalvSame
When there isn't at least one wufwugy post per thread.
fyp?Quote:
Originally Posted by Parasurama
fyfypQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
haha I just love the assesQuote:
Originally Posted by will641
the novelty wears off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parasurama
ygos?
-kids (presumably) who throw snowballs at my window
- that healthy food is more expensive than unhealthy food
devil's advocate: There is approximately a 0% chance you'd be making this argument in defense of bush or mccain/palin.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
if will liked me he'd just hafta hate on somebody else
Right. But that doesn't make him wrong. Just means roles could be flip-floppedQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
hate
haters
hating
when you are having a threesome and both chicks want your cock in them at the same time and they start whining and you can only cock choke one of them at a time so the other is still whining. tilts me so hard.
have girl you are cock choking sit on other girls face. Problem solved.Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
Id just stick my 2nd cock in the other girl
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
just jealous and immatureQuote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
either that or you want me all to yourself and are selfish.
Either way I feel sad for you.
bingo bango bongoQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
so which porno were you watching when this happened?Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
i knew there was something i was forgetting. it tilts me when people are trying to say happy birthday and they always say"the big 1-9" or whatever age they are turning. why is turning anything but 21 big?
25 is pretty big
vv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtEp5yc-g3A
people with bad breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah whatever, you can't possibly tell me you like it when people say to you happy bday man! the big 2-3/2-3/2-4/whatever age you're turning.Quote:
Originally Posted by JKDS
that i can handle 12 tables no problem and hudless, but my laptop can't
fucking underpowered 1.5 year old laptops
When your drunk and some awesome song comes on and you dont know the name of it and you can't remember any lyrics
Carnival rides tilt the shit out of me.
dishes that can't go in the dish-washer
what the fuck is that shit all about
you put dishes in your dish washer? Thats a fetish Ive never heard of...Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
...oooh.. you mean the appliance...
miscllicking my way out of a tournament with a big stack like i just did.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
Do it anyway. LIVE ON TEH EDGE.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
You're obv not really drunk if a) you notice this, and/or b) you care about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
crappy fucking christmas cookies that taste like shit
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JESUS FUCKING CUNT CHRIST
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...9/IMG_4775.jpg
I recognize one shape... err maybe I see a train as well? Either way, those things look horrible.
every year for 12 years i've told her those cookies suck :(Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
this year i thought it was going to be different because her mom was making the cookies--MOTHER FUCKING CUNT CHRIST she got her recipe from her mother :x :x :cry: --fuck me
i use them like fruit cake--give them to people who give me crappy shit--take that FUCKO
perfect usage of fucko imo.
When people type an ellipsis after nearly every sentence...
it says "I'm not confident, I'm not able to articulate my ideas properly, I think there's something else I should say but I don't know what it is, or I'm using this as a cheap way to seem like there's more to me or that I'm mysterious."
Drivers who drive right up to the zebra crossing and then slam the breaks instead of gradually slowing down. So annoying for both pedestrians and passengers.
I knew zebras had a wide territory but I had no idea it extended to Northern Europe.Quote:
Originally Posted by HalvSame
Have you never seen a polar-bra?
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2206/polarbrakn2.png
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/p...png/1/w392.png
(obv this is a polar bear/zebra crossing).
u mean its not ur mom covered in black dildos?
why does that polar bear smell like axe body spray?
that auto insurance youtube clip was pure gold
all of 2P2, particlularly the BBV
"OMG DURRRRRR IS GOING BROKE OH NOEZ"
then 2793293 replies.
If you did not spend all of your precious time in the BBV, you might actually learn something about the game, enought to know that a guy who CRUSHES THE FUCKING HIGHEST LIMITS OF THE FUCKING GAME THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING FORUM IS ALL ABOUT FOR 7 MOTHERFUCKING BB/100 AND IS UP LIKE * FUCKING MIRRION IN TACKED HANDSSS is unlikely to go broke after losing 300 MISERABLE K in a single sitting.
GFY DIAGF ARGHHHH YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE AMOEBA-LIKE PLAYA HATAS