Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

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06-03-2008, 02:13 PM
GatorJH

sometimes I sit, sometimes I stand. A man needs some variety in his life damnit. And for those who think only fat people stand I am 6'2" and weigh a very average 200 lbs.

Oh, and I write and wipe right handed using the traditional 5 finger grip.

Gator out.
06-03-2008, 02:20 PM
blackatom

im not sure what to make of this thread
06-04-2008, 12:05 AM
kennyr22

stand
10-11-2008, 01:11 AM
triumphant cracker

ok..since i read this..i'll answer you weirdo's

sit,back wipe,fold/crumple,and i always use the mexican cowboy hats when i need to dump far & away.
10-11-2008, 01:16 AM
will641

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?
10-11-2008, 01:19 AM
wesrman

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Originally Posted by will641

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.
10-11-2008, 01:44 AM
will641

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Originally Posted by wesrman

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Originally Posted by will641

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.

on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are sitters.
10-11-2008, 02:32 AM
Ragnar4

Sure am glad THIS got bumped.
10-11-2008, 02:35 AM
givememyleg

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Originally Posted by givememyleg

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Originally Posted by givememyleg

HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND UP WHEN YOU WIPE AND WHY

QFT

QFT
10-11-2008, 08:09 AM
mrhappy333

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Originally Posted by will641

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Originally Posted by wesrman

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Originally Posted by will641

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.

on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are standers.
10-11-2008, 08:25 AM
will641

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Originally Posted by mrhappy333

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Originally Posted by will641

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Originally Posted by wesrman

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Originally Posted by will641

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.

on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are standers.

this is a failed fyp. 60% are standers.
10-11-2008, 08:52 AM
mrhappy333

wat? look again. 39% standers
10-11-2008, 11:22 AM
triumphant cracker

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Originally Posted by will641

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Originally Posted by will641

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Originally Posted by wesrman

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Originally Posted by will641

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.

on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are standers.

this is a failed fyp. 60% are standers.

.................................................. ........................................
this is a failed attempt will......you need glasses?

Stand or Sit?
Sit
60% [ 66 ] <------- see?
Stand
40% [ 44 ]

Total Votes : 110
01-07-2009, 12:16 PM
Deuce Blue

Sorry, it was time to bump this for the New Year.
01-07-2009, 12:50 PM
kb coolman

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Originally Posted by wesrman

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Originally Posted by will641

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

OMG that's the funniest thing ever. LOL.
01-07-2009, 05:48 PM
Deuce Blue

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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue

Yes, Hawksfan hit the nail on the head. You are bound to get a hanger or somethin akin to that. If you are standing that stuff could end up anywhere. For Gods sake with the lean to the side and wrap around there is no chance of anything ending up anywhere but the bowl. Standers could lose a piece and end up on their leg, in the shorts, on the back of the shoe. Opposable thumbs and sitting when we wipe are the only things that seperate us from the apes.

Jesus standers, EVOLVE already.

I gotta say though. This clears up alot of those questions I had walking into a public restroom and seeing a mess all over the shitter. Obviously a Stander's work.

I can't even imagine a bout of the shits and being a stander. Lord, no wonder you all want to take showers. Your all covered in shit from the waist down.

2009 and I still stand (or should I say sit) by my 2008 statement
01-07-2009, 05:53 PM
Warpe

^^^ sez the guy with blue deuces
01-07-2009, 05:54 PM
kmind

It's a new year, but I am prouder than ever to still be a stander
01-07-2009, 09:10 PM
flomo

sitters are not very tolerant
01-07-2009, 09:20 PM
ProZachNation

I should win the CTC for starting this thread
01-07-2009, 10:20 PM
mrhappy333

you should be banned for starting this thread!
01-07-2009, 11:11 PM
bode

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Originally Posted by kmind

It's a new year, but I am prouder than ever to still be a stander
01-07-2009, 11:15 PM
wesrman

All standers should be shot.

Fuckin freaks. :P
01-07-2009, 11:16 PM
BennyLaRue

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Originally Posted by flomo

sitters are not very tolerant

How can we be when there is stander shit spray everywhere?
01-08-2009, 12:12 AM
jdubs

standers FTW!!
05-01-2009, 06:24 PM
will641

YOU STANDERS ARE FREAKS!
05-01-2009, 06:24 PM
BennyLaRue

Might as well say it here too. Will speaks the troof.

EDIT: Oh, you fucker. You outbumped me.
05-01-2009, 06:57 PM
will641

haha, owned by a matter of seconds!
05-01-2009, 09:12 PM
givememyleg

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Originally Posted by will641

YOU STANDERS ARE FREAKS!

qfmft
05-01-2009, 09:12 PM
givememyleg

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Originally Posted by givememyleg

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Originally Posted by givememyleg

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HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND UP WHEN YOU WIPE AND WHY

QFT

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QFT
05-03-2009, 11:05 AM
dranger7070

Omg I <3 this thread.

My own experience:
- Used to stand til age 8 or 9.
- Me and my bro got into a heated debate about it.
- I converted.
- Never looked back.
05-03-2009, 11:37 AM
mrhappy333

http://www.poopreport.com/Poll/stand_or_sit.html

I cant believe there are so many standers!
05-03-2009, 12:03 PM
Warpe

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Originally Posted by dranger7070

- Never looked back.

I always look back so I can admire my work.
05-03-2009, 02:32 PM
Galapogos

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Originally Posted by Warpe

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Originally Posted by dranger7070

- Never looked back.

I always look back so I can admire my work.

lol
05-04-2009, 12:43 AM
flomo

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Originally Posted by will641

haha, owned by a matter of seconds!

AWSOMENESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love this thread
05-04-2009, 12:46 AM
flomo

lukie theorem 76

standers stand because when they learned to wipe at 2-3 years of age they could not sit(too small to sit on the can and wipe) and no one enlightened them to not standing to wipe
05-04-2009, 01:37 AM

I stand so I can look in the mirror and be precise
05-04-2009, 08:59 AM
OP

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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue

Standers could lose a piece and end up on their leg, in the shorts, on the back of the shoe.

Im a stander...and a very proud one! I am actually on the laptop dropping one right now, and plan to stand up right after I post this. But I don't understand this argument. You do know you're suppose to finish shitting before you start wiping? If you stand up and there is still shit coming out of your ass you are obviously doing something wrong.
05-04-2009, 09:33 AM
Deuce Blue

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Originally Posted by OP

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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue

Standers could lose a piece and end up on their leg, in the shorts, on the back of the shoe.

Im a stander...and a very proud one! I am actually on the laptop dropping one right now, and plan to stand up right after I post this. But I don't understand this argument. You do know you're suppose to finish shitting before you start wiping? If you stand up and there is still shit coming out of your ass you are obviously doing something wrong.

Don't even go there. We have all been wiping for years. Can't tell me you never have wiped and thought holy shit, how was that chunk still hanging on? Oh, you are a stander so maybe not. You just say how the hell did I track shit all over the house, I haven't even been out? :lol:
05-04-2009, 11:25 AM
JKDS

sitters are retarded, they actually think that poop sprays out your ass uncontrollably whenever you stand up like blood in a Kill Bill movie.
05-04-2009, 12:26 PM
dranger7070

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Originally Posted by JKDS

sitters are retarded, they actually think that poop sprays out your ass uncontrollably whenever you stand up like blood in a Kill Bill movie.

Yours doesn't?
05-04-2009, 12:30 PM
BennyLaRue

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Originally Posted by flomo

lukie theorem 76

standers stand because when they learned to wipe at 2-3 years of age they could not sit(too small to sit on the can and wipe) and no one enlightened them to not standing to wipe

Could be. There's also this...

Avg Weight of Standers: 268 lbs

Avg Weight of Sitters: 177lbs

Standers have fat asses, ftw.
05-04-2009, 12:32 PM
dranger7070

hahaha there may be some truth to that fatty's stand and skinnys sit. I'm 6'3" and I weigh 185.

When I was younger and stood I was heavy for my height. Interesting.
05-04-2009, 12:34 PM
OP

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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue

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Originally Posted by OP

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Originally Posted by Deuce Blue

Standers could lose a piece and end up on their leg, in the shorts, on the back of the shoe.

Im a stander...and a very proud one! I am actually on the laptop dropping one right now, and plan to stand up right after I post this. But I don't understand this argument. You do know you're suppose to finish shitting before you start wiping? If you stand up and there is still shit coming out of your ass you are obviously doing something wrong.

Don't even go there. We have all been wiping for years. Can't tell me you never have wiped and thought holy shit, how was that chunk still hanging on? Oh, you are a stander so maybe not. You just say how the hell did I track shit all over the house, I haven't even been out? :lol:

Just use the seat to spread the cheeks method...clears this problem right up
05-04-2009, 12:52 PM
a500lbgorilla

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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

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Originally Posted by flomo

lukie theorem 76

standers stand because when they learned to wipe at 2-3 years of age they could not sit(too small to sit on the can and wipe) and no one enlightened them to not standing to wipe

Could be. There's also this...

Avg Weight of Standers: 268 lbs

Avg Weight of Sitters: 177lbs

Standers have fat asses, ftw.

haha so true
05-04-2009, 04:06 PM
ZwiFT

I can't fucking believe there are so many standers.. Don't ya have to shower after?!
05-04-2009, 04:16 PM
bode

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Originally Posted by ZwiFT

I can't fucking believe there are so many standers.. Don't ya have to shower after?!

ive been thinking for a minute or 2, and i cant come up with a single reason why you would think someone would need a shower after this?

obv im a stander.
05-05-2009, 01:33 AM
b-rabbit

i'm a leaner. standing is for little kids.
05-05-2009, 03:56 PM
nibbles

How do blind people know when they've finished wiping?
05-05-2009, 03:56 PM
dranger7070

They touch the TP with their hand ldo. If it comes away with stuff on it, they keep wiping :)
05-05-2009, 04:20 PM
BennyLaRue

These kinds of differences are how wars start.
05-05-2009, 07:22 PM
Warpe

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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

These kinds of differences are how wars start.

There's a children's book in this. How do we wrap up the neat moral lesson at the end though?
05-06-2009, 03:58 AM
Luco

This would have been so much cooler for the lilliputians to fight over.
05-09-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bigred

WTF IS SANDSGTORMS AVATAR, THAT IS AMAZING, PS STANDING IS FOR THE COOL KIDS

I THINK THE CATS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT BIG HAIRY THING FROM STAR WARS AND I AGREE I AM RELUCTANT TO SIT AND WIPE STANDING SEEMS MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU SIT I WOULD SAY YOU
HAVE TO GET YOUR HAND INSIDE THE TOILET TO WIPE NO THANKS ILL STAND
05-09-2009, 10:49 PM
Ragnar4

I tried wiping and standing today. I felt so dirty afterwards that I took a shower with bleach.
05-09-2009, 11:37 PM
zook

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Originally Posted by Ragnar4

I tried wiping and standing today. I felt so dirty afterwards that I took a shower with bleach.

you're doing it wrong
08-21-2009, 06:46 PM
Warpe

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb....ss%20folks.jpg
08-21-2009, 07:06 PM
flomo

Super Awesome Bump!
08-21-2009, 09:04 PM
BennyLaRue

Christians vs. Standers?
08-21-2009, 09:30 PM
givememyleg

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HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND UP WHEN YOU WIPE AND WHY

QFT

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08-22-2009, 01:31 PM
rong

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read. It answers lots of questions you've always been afraid to ask.

FWIW Sit, fold, reach round.

Does anyone who folds ever do a second fold after a wipe and then use the same piece for a second wipe?
10-18-2009, 01:50 PM
BooG690

Bump this ish to get the toilet poll wars going.

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Originally Posted by DanAronG

Does anyone who folds ever do a second fold after a wipe and then use the same piece for a second wipe?

I do this all the time.
10-18-2009, 01:57 PM
givememyleg

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HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND UP WHEN YOU WIPE AND WHY

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10-18-2009, 02:30 PM
kiwiMark

This thread is now a new poll. Do you fold the toilet paper and wipe, or scrunch it up and wipe?

Edit: FML
10-18-2009, 03:02 PM
OP

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Originally Posted by BooG690

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Originally Posted by DanAronG

Does anyone who folds ever do a second fold after a wipe and then use the same piece for a second wipe?

I do this all the time.

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p...s-confused.jpg
10-18-2009, 03:54 PM
BooG690

Wait, I don't understand. Sitters remain seated on the toilet while wiping? I need an explanation...
10-18-2009, 03:55 PM
bigred

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Originally Posted by BooG690

Wait, I don't understand. Sitters remain seated on the toilet while wiping? I need an explanation...

Agreed. Seems like risky business to me.
10-18-2009, 04:11 PM
kiwiMark

But surely when you guys stand isn't there some, like, inadvertent clenching which could lead to some serious need for a bleachin'?
10-18-2009, 04:59 PM
boost

I mix up my play nowadays. Around back, down through the front, and the occasional stand. Its really situational.
10-18-2009, 05:07 PM
BooG690

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Originally Posted by kiwiMark

But surely when you guys stand isn't there some, like, inadvertent clenching which could lead to some serious need for a bleachin'?

No no. You squat a bit for more room to operate.
10-18-2009, 05:26 PM
kiwiMark

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Originally Posted by BooG690

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Originally Posted by kiwiMark

But surely when you guys stand isn't there some, like, inadvertent clenching which could lead to some serious need for a bleachin'?

No no. You squat a bit for more room to operate.

Well am I a sitter or a stander? I lean. Left leg stays on bowl, right leg is elevated, fold, wipe, check, [refold, rewipe], release. Repeat.
10-18-2009, 05:27 PM
bigred

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Originally Posted by BooG690

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Originally Posted by kiwiMark

But surely when you guys stand isn't there some, like, inadvertent clenching which could lead to some serious need for a bleachin'?

No no. You squat a bit for more room to operate.

We sound kinda gay
10-18-2009, 05:30 PM
kiwiMark

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Originally Posted by bigred

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Originally Posted by BooG690

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Originally Posted by kiwiMark

But surely when you guys stand isn't there some, like, inadvertent clenching which could lead to some serious need for a bleachin'?

No no. You squat a bit for more room to operate.

We sound kinda gay

Sometimes sacrifices have to be made for this kind of scientific inquiry.
10-18-2009, 05:40 PM
OP

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Originally Posted by kiwiMark

[refold, rewipe]

People don't really do this do they?
10-18-2009, 05:45 PM
BooG690

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Originally Posted by OP

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Originally Posted by kiwiMark

[refold, rewipe]

People don't really do this do they?

Depends...if you're low on toilet paper, you gotta do what you gotta do.

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