Ok here's one
"Gimme back my money, give it back, wankers, WANKERS!!!"
and from a different film
"how many other genunine heroes you got lined up?"
and
"look at the face, it's vacant with a hint of sadness, like a drunk who's lost a bet"
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Ok here's one
"Gimme back my money, give it back, wankers, WANKERS!!!"
and from a different film
"how many other genunine heroes you got lined up?"
and
"look at the face, it's vacant with a hint of sadness, like a drunk who's lost a bet"
Jurassic Park?Quote:
Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
Mystery Men?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendash
I really suck at this game, but its fun to guess.
Now THAT would be something to say to put Hellmuth on tilt shortly before you knock him out of the WSOP. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by michael1123
Oh wow, brilliant idea. It has to be done, michael!Quote:
Originally Posted by rob6597
Ooh i was in the shower and i think it came to me, evil dead 3!?Quote:
Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp
Michael you were wrong on mine i'm afraid
close lol its army of darknessQuote:
Originally Posted by Legendash
"How many geniune heros you got lined up."
Last Samurai. Dunno if it was answered... just breezing through.
-'rilla
Corrrrrrrect!Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Can't believe no one has got "Gimme back my money, give it back, wankers, WANKERS!!!" yet
The GooniesQuote:
Originally Posted by Staresy
The Full Monty?Quote:
Originally Posted by Legendash
dogmaQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Nope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Theeggman
BTW Army of Darkness == Evil Dead 3
This is my BOOMSTICK!
so ... still waiting on the william blake thing.
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blues brothers?? i dont know...im on crackQuote:
Originally Posted by Ripptyde
My guess is Thelma and Louise .......... yet part of me doesn't want to be right!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ripptyde
Terminator 2Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Damn Koolmoe, u are getting all of mine!!Quote:
Originally Posted by koolmoe
Michael, wrong again i'm afraid, but it is a british film set a little further south.
Ripptyde's is definitely the blues brothers, i have a poster with that quote on it about 1m from me now.
Lock, Stock 'n' Two Smoking Barrels?!?!? I swear I heard that quote when it was on the other night
Hurrah, we have a winner, it's when they're playing that big brag game and the guy loses all his money and get evicted and starts banging on the door demanding his money back. I've probably seen it 10 times which is why it's so familiar to me i guess.
that's from boyz in the hood. how 'bout this:Quote:
3. “stupid motherfucker! Don’t you know you can catch that shit from letting them suck on your dick?”
A:"Yep, it's a dickfur."
B:"What's a dickfur?"
A:"To pee with."
Here's one from a movie that has already been quoted on here once.
"I'm not sure what 4 nines are worth, but the Ace I think is pretty high."
By the way, no one ever got...
"It's called Chasing the Dragon. When you do it, it feels as if the world is a bubble of glass & you are rubbing up against it like a bad windshield wiper."
Hint 1 was Eric Stoltz
Hint 2 is... Bank Robbery
"Giddy Up!"
dickfur = spies like us
windshield wiper = killing zoe
don't know about the four nines.
'Maaatt Daaamon!!'
Damnit you beat me to it I was hoping no one would say that one, but it's team americaQuote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman
Mine - "would you like to play some yazz flute for us?"
Mine - "would you like to play some yazz flute for us?"
anchorman
damn, i really wanted to give "its hot today. milk was a bad choice."
- Either he is in love with that guy's daughter or he has a new found respect for life
- What we've got here is failure to communicate.
- Round up the usual suspects.
- Greed, for lack of a better word, is good
- I ambushed you with a cup of coffee
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
i don't remember the others, but that's from ...... ahhh i can't think of the name. the vietnam one. AHH. i started writing this thinking i knew it, but i can't think of it. the vietnam one, they have the boot camp with the fat kid who goes nuts. what is it! vietnam! the drill sargeant.. ok, i 've been thinking for like 5 minutes. i will be back!
full metal jacket! bitches!
Good effort...but incorrect, sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by Greedo017
Wow this thread is still going, i will have to post some soon. :)
that sucks, all that thinking gone to waste. i went and looked it up too so i can't redeem myself :( i know i could've thought of that one.
here's one
What if I can't find her?
It's easy. She's standing right next to you.
Chain gang boss in Cool Hand LukeQuote:
Originally Posted by DavSimon
Gordon Gecko in Wall StreetQuote:
Originally Posted by DavSimon
Yea....Coolmoe got two of 'em. I've always liked Cool Hand Luke for some reason...even though it is obviously unlikely that someone could eat 50 hard-boiled eggs and survive.
http://www.open2.net/science/hollywood_science/cool.htmQuote:
Originally Posted by DavSimon
CasablancaQuote:
Originally Posted by DavSimon
crap, i meant Maltese Falcon. right?
Grosse Pointe Blank. Stone cold classic. POPCORN!Quote:
Originally Posted by DavSimon
2 hard ones and an easy one:
1)
" Here's the name and number of a doctor who will look at it for you. You will receive no bill. He's a good man. And thorough."
2)
"What is it? Ray, what did you think of?"
3)
"Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course "
"Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key"
LeFou Casablanca is correct I believe
DogOnMySide
2) -- Ghost Busters???
3) CaddyShack
Ghostbusters is correct... I almost went for "Yes it's true - this man has no dick" but I thought it was a bit obvious.
Caddyshack also correct.
What's number 1? Another clue:
"They finally did it. They killed my fucking car"
P.C.U.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sed
I know it was Bill MurrayQuote:
Originally Posted by thepokerdude
I think it was Stripes.
Big LebowskiQuote:
Originally Posted by DogOnMySide
Fun Post, try this:
"This gun is legal in only two states, and this ain't one of them."
I am sooooo glad someone brought this thread back to life!!!
ok, how about ...
1. "I'm going to do something now they used to do in Vietnam. It's called making a head on a stick."
2. "My dear officer, you could not even give me a parking ticket. Who is the dickhead now, eh?"
3. "I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch"
4. "You know, we'd better tie a board across his ass ..... he's liable to fall in"
5. "The joint i am about to make is called a Camberwell carrot. It can utilise up to 12 skins"
"xxxxxx: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers."
5 is Withnail and I watched it this avo very funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Staresy
ClerksQuote:
Originally Posted by Seasider
Yep very funny :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DogOnMySide
I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms
Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.
well done Seasider!Quote:
Originally Posted by Seasider
Listen, my cousin is a QC.
GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!!!!!!!!
How 'bout the other 4?
Outlaw josey wales????Quote:
Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
1. Wolf CreekQuote:
Originally Posted by Staresy
3. The Thing
4. Porky'sQuote:
Originally Posted by Staresy
CorrectQuote:
Originally Posted by Jay67s
All 3 of those are from Josey Wales, right Rabiddog??
How about this one:
"Wat was that? This is not a chawade. Concentwate."
Anyone?
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by metaxy6
My turn!
"It's a cookbook mon a cookbook!"
"Are you really that stupid or did you take lessons!!???" - " I took lessons!"
"At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts. "
Yup, you be the winner.Quote:
Originally Posted by metaxy6
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave
Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, LeQuote:
Originally Posted by shysti
Very good although I think you probably cheated to find that one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rabid Dog
edit: you did cheat! b/c I googled and that was the 1st thing that came up, when those who knew the movie would just say I got it from the movie "Amelie"
LOL, Win if you can, Loose if you must. But always cheat :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by shysti
Gotta be Life of BrianQuote:
Originally Posted by metaxy6
Wewease Bwian!
Kentucky Fried MovieQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
I can't believe this shit! I can't believe this! Did you get a free toaster with this too?
Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
Weird science.Quote:
Originally Posted by Staresy
Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier my hair wouldn't be falling out.
Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché.
I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump.
The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass.
If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass.
I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do?
I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more and prove myself.
What if I learned Russian or something, or took up an instrument. I could speak Chinese. I'd be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool.
I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that.
Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don't have to be attractive. But that's not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days.
Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that's what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that.
But I'll still be ugly though. Nothing's going to change that.
Adaptation, of course. Read Molinero's original post to get a better idea of how to play ;)
Warpe, that's the one with Ed Norton. 25th hour I think? or 24th or something like that. Not gonna google it.
correct Red, and that's a sick fucking scene.
Great quote from an awesome movie:
"The shit's chess...it ain't checkers"
Spenda that's from training day right?
New one:
"Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted?"