Offical IRC quotes thread.

* Sykedupp slaps mtbottle around a bit with a large trout
* gabefish smiles
<Sykedupp> oh
<gabefish> teee
<gabefish> hee
<Sykedupp> didnt know you were into that kind of thing gabe
* mtbottle grads the trout and fillets it, serving up on a bed of rice
<mtbottle> grab*
* Sykedupp slaps gabefish around a bit with a large trout
<Sykedupp> harder?
<Sykedupp> lol
* gabefish orgasms
<gabefish> ha
<whileone> drinking only kills the weak brain cells. keep at it, soon you'll be smart like me
<Sykedupp> wow
<Sykedupp> ive heard of the one minute man....
<gabefish> those trout
<gabefish> man
<gabefish> they really do the trick

<Glival> i'm bad at playing aggressively
<Glival> i fold a lot :p

* Muxy is now known as Muxy-Away
* n00bJack1123 is now known as Muxy
* Muxy-Away is now known as n00bJack1123
<n00bJack1123> touche

<Muxy|Tourney> FUCK
<Muxy|Tourney> I FOLDED A ROYAL FLUSH!!!!!
<Valorian> why?
<Valorian> its the best hand in poker
<Valorian> you couldnt lose

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[16:41] <Sharkbait05> LOL
[16:41] <mtbottle> lolol
[16:41] <mgo|HesGuilty> lol
[16:41] <dwarfman> rofl

<smackinyaup> i used to play SNGs
<smackinyaup> then my balls got hairy and i quit

<Estrop> I have problems with A6, I know its like one of the best hands because it has an ace, do I just push it before the flop?

-'rilla

<Estrop> I launder drug money through neteller

-'rilla

After kickbanning someone from another poker channel on QuakeNet for trolling our channel, here was our PM conversation:

<SOOOFA> retards
<SOOOFA> go fuck yourself
<dwarfman> gg

<AmigoDelTio> Black dicks taste saltier than white dicks
<Estrop> they do?
<smackinyaup> guess what amigo
<smackinyaup> you've just been quoted
<smackinyaup> ha ha

<Estrop> I penis once had a downswing
<Estrop> my
<Estrop> I

-'rilla

<Estrop> if I die
<Estrop> brb

<dwarfman> #Shanes_Poop_Hole
<dwarfman> #Shanes_Poop_Hole
<dwarfman> #Shanes_Poop_Hole

"pound Shane's Poop Hole" *shudder*

<a500lbgorilla> <dwarfman> #Shanes_Poop_Hole
<a500lbgorilla> <dwarfman> #Shanes_Poop_Hole
<a500lbgorilla> <dwarfman> #Shanes_Poop_Hole
<Estrop> uhmm
<a500lbgorilla> Pound Shane's poop hole?!
<a500lbgorilla> WTF?!?!?
* a500lbgorilla sets mode: -m
<boost> ROFL
<boost> HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
<n00bJack1123> haha
<a500lbgorilla> YOU SICK FUCK
<boost> AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

-'rilla

<Glival> NL ring is not that bad, but i've also played NL ring

<Muxy> how do you give a reason to quit
<Estrop> ./quit (I'm gay)
<Estrop> just copy and paste that every time you want to quit!
* Muxy has quit IRC (Quit: Im gay)
* Muxy has joined #flopturnriver
<Muxy> did that work?
<COOKERRR> lol
<COOKERRR> no... try it again
<mgobluefb> no
<CoxhEd> Nah try this one ./quit (AFK: Spooning with my mom)
<Estrop> no, copy it without the .
<Muxy> i did
<Estrop> hmm
* Muxy has quit IRC (Quit: (AFK: Spooning with my mom))
<COOKERRR> rofl
<CoxhEd> it didnt work
<CoxhEd> say it
<Estrop> nope
* Muxy has joined #flopturnriver
<CoxhEd> Nah Muxy

Quote:

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

<Estrop> I launder drug money through neteller

-'rilla

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what?! I don't even use neteller, and Estrop is NOT my name. I JUST MADE ITUP

Rest of the convo.

<Estrop> nope
-L- [#flopturnriver] Welcome to the FlopTurnRiver IRC Chatroom. You must be registered on the FTR boards at www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2 in order to be allowed to use this channel. THIS IS FOR FTR MEMBERS ONLY. No spammers!!!
<CoxhEd> Nah Muxy
<Muxy> i know its working
<CoxhEd> You're doing something wrong.
<Muxy> you guys are dummies
<Muxy> for even trying to trick me
<Estrop> * Muxy has quit IRC
<Muxy> god nubs
<Estrop> lets just quote it for fun..

* Estrop has joined #flopturnriver
<dwarfman> lol yeah
<dwarfman> then Estrop admitted it
<dwarfman> he really is gay
<dwarfman> :S
<dwarfman> ....hey Estrop
* Estrop has quit IRC (Quit: (FUCK YOU THEN))

<Estrop> what did dwarfy do?
<Estrop> tilt?
<ake> Estrop, he quit..
<Muxy> said he lost his BR
<Muxy> and quit
<ake> busted and quit
<mgobluefb> "quit"
<dodgerfan29> dwarfy quit?
<ake> he quits all the time
<dodgerfan29> or rippy
<ake> dwarf
<mgobluefb> yeah he quits a loty
<Estrop> ouch.
<dodgerfan29> oh
<mgobluefb> lot*
<Muxy> he probably has a test tomarrow and needs a good night sleep or something
<ake> his quitting average is like twice a month probably
<ake> but we'll see
<dodgerfan29> lol
<ake> he can't last forever
<Estrop> he lost.. it all?
<Muxy> naw
<Estrop> but he was doing so well...
<ake> appereantly
<Muxy> i dont think so
<ake> I dunno how
<ake> he said he busted
<Muxy> well
<Estrop> crazy kid
<ake> sigh..
* dwarfman has joined #flopturnriver
* L sets mode: +o dwarfman
<Muxy> HEY!!!!!
<ake> hello..
<dwarfman> pffft i talk some shit sometimes
<Muxy> we didnt start the betting yet
<dwarfman> back to camping
<Muxy> we didnt start the betting yet
<mgobluefb> hi
<Muxy> we didnt start the betting yet
<dwarfman> later
<ake> rofl
<Muxy> AHHAHAHA
<Muxy> HAHAHAHAHAHHA
<ake> who won?
* dwarfman is now known as camp-dwarfy
<mgobluefb> lmfao
<Muxy> HAHHAHAHA

<a500lbgorilla> Estrop! You win the WSOP in 8 years!
<a500lbgorilla> !!!!
<Estrop> in 8 years..
<a500lbgorilla> But you get mugged the next day.
<boostNslide> lol
<a500lbgorilla> For the total sum.
<a500lbgorilla> Becuase you were walking around with 80 mil
<a500lbgorilla> in your pockets..

<Estrop> I'm fully in control with the muscles in my anus when I am hypnotised

Quote:

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Originally Posted by boostNslide

<Estrop> I'm fully in control with the muscles in my anus when I am hypnotised

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I never said that. I wasn't even online. Although..

<boostNslide>I stick my finger in their butt when theyre oaut

bullshit!

you just made THAT up... you trick bastard!

Heres some more of BOOOST...

<boostNslide> Do you know any good porn sites?
<boostNslide> a guy has to get action some how
<boostNslide> if only my sex life was as good as my bankroll

<Estrop> lets see some of my notes..
<Estrop> find some leaks
<Estrop> ah yes.. I had a big chip lead 4 left, then my cards died
<Estrop> 3 handed, I push K2 with 5xBB in the SB
<arkana> estrop to fix your leaks you will need to start wearing a diaper

<CrunchyNuts> k, this is scary. Playing this SnG, I keep hearing dwarfman's voice in my head. Insanity can be all that comes from this.
<dwarfman> rofl
<dwarfman> hey but my voice is sexy!
<CrunchyNuts> No comment
<dwarfman> :(

<dwarfman> i'm gonna get banned from #twoplustwo
<dwarfman> * Mr-McSexy feels sexy
<dwarfman> * Mr-McSexy feels sexy
<dwarfman> * Mr-McSexy feels sexy
<dwarfman> <HawkWYNN> please op so I can ban gays
<Estrop> lol
<dwarfman> * You were kicked from #twoplustwo by HawkWYNN (Mr-McSexy)
<dwarfman> -
<dwarfman> #twoplustwo unable to join channel (address is banned)

<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "good"
<Muxy`turbo> *** FLOP *** [Jc Td 5d]
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "bad"
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "no diamonds"
<Muxy`turbo> *** TURN *** [Jc Td 5d] [4s]
<Muxy`turbo> *** RIVER *** [Jc Td 5d 4s] [8d]
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "no diamond!!!!!!!"
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy said, "GAH!!!!!!!"
<Muxy`turbo> *** SHOW DOWN ***
<Muxy`turbo> GAH!!!!!!!
<Muxy`turbo> 5th
<Muxy`turbo> fuck
<Muxy`turbo> A7s>AQo
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: ****ing fish
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: A7s
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: you suck
<Muxy`turbo> ponchobird68: i didnt know you went allin
<Muxy`turbo> ponchobird68: i was goin to try to steal blinds im sorry
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: oh i thought you were dumb, now your just retarded
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: you cant even ****ign read
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: call his all in
<Muxy`turbo> Dealer: Game #1997214910: jrv131 wins pot (500)
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: or raise
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: you a dumb dumb?
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: That aint no fu c k ing blind steal dumbdumb
<Muxy`turbo> ponchobird68: im playing two tables
<Muxy`turbo> ponchobird68: it popped up
<Muxy`turbo> Muxxxy [observer]: good accuse fishj
<Peja16> muxy u in a game now?
<Muxy`turbo> yes 6.50 turbos
<Muxy`turbo> on stars
<Peja16> whats ur name on stars if u dont mind
<Muxy`turbo> wow Peja
<dwarfman> rofl
<wiwwe> gaylord

Wow i realized it like 10 minutes after, you didn;t have to shit on me, you coulda just helped a retard out u know?

all in fun man, relax.

<Muxy`turbo> what are firsts in these sng's
<mgobluefb> money?
<Muxy`turbo> no fucking woodchips
<Muxy`turbo> idiot

Page 5 is turning out to be like Fillmaff 5, you expect it to be exciting because of the other pages but when you actually see it.. It's really not that good.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Estrop

Page 5 is turning out to be like Fillmaff 5, you expect it to be exciting because of the other pages but when you actually see it.. It's really not that good.

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<arkana> goddammit i think i have carpal tunnel from chip shuffling
<arkana> either that or i wank too much...

...Page 5 needs some good quotes.

<DoGGz_food> You, are a rock
<dwarfman> i think GT+ does improve your game
<Muxy> And doggz your full of shit :)
<Muxy> touche
<dwarfman> GT+ just diaplays stats, it's up to you to interpret the stats and make good plays according to the information you have interpreted
<DoGGz_food> and Muxy I can out debate you any day, sorry
<Muxy> I know
<Muxy> pwned

* DoGGz_food moves over to 2+2 with intelligent discussion...

<cypher4235> how do i change my nickname to my FTR name? lol
<grkn> Type "/nick FTRName"
<ake> heylo
* cypher4235 is now known as FTRName

<Muxy> summer school -EV
<DoGGz_10> why do you have summer school?
<Muxy> Um because I failed
<Muxy> duh
<Muxy> do you lack common sense?

Muxy please.

ok ok I join IRC and now all this is about me....

<Mux`phone> Her: Bad ever since you started lying to me. ^picks up tone a bit^ why are you lying now.
<mgobluefb> Her: "There are large pauses in our conversation. Are you typing it out in IRC?"

<boostNslide> dmmmmmmmmman
<boostNslide> no hello for boost?
<LeFou> hello boots
<boostNslide> I WANTED A HELLO FROM DWAFY
<boostNslide> NOT YOU LEPOO!
* LeFou is now known as dwarfy
<dwarfy> hello boots
* dwarfy is now known as LeFou
<boostNslide> ty dwarfy.
<dwarfman> yw

<mgobluefb> you guys are in the hot seat
<mgobluefb> ** begin mgobluefb hotseat **
<mgobluefb> 50NL
<mgobluefb> 6max
<mgobluefb> party
<DoGGz_8> fold
<mgobluefb> ok
<mgobluefb> ** end hotseat **

‹@ake› Martin and Cecilia's bf are both out
‹@ake› FUCKING CRAP
‹wiwwe› he made chip shuffling while we were at it
‹wiwwe› AHW
‹wiwwe› SHE
‹wiwwe› ffs
‹wiwwe› goddamn ake

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[15:31] <realgenius> hello?
[15:32] <realgenius> *check* *check 1 2* Is this thing on?
[15:32] <realgenius> echo
[15:32] <dwarfman> no, you're not connected, sorry
[15:33] <realgenius> damn
[15:33] <realgenius> sorry, my first time ever in this IRC world
[15:34] <dwarfman> that's ok, you just need to reconnect and all should be fine
[15:34] * realgenius has left #flopturnriver
[15:34] <dwarfman> hahaha
[15:35] * realgenius has joined #flopturnriver
[15:35] <dwarfman> that's better
[15:35] <realgenius> whoo hoo
[15:35] <realgenius> so if I wasnt connected, how could you talk to me??
[15:36] <dwarfman> oh i couldn't see you talking
[15:36] <dwarfman> i could see you weren't connected and i was talking on mere assumption
[15:36] <realgenius> interesting

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Estrop

<rippyfillmaff> Hi Cyndy by the way...we havent 'met'...Im Rippy
<rippyfillmaff> havent seen you before
<Cyndy_Lou> wow thats a lot better than who the fuck is cyndy lou
<rippyfillmaff> wanna cyber ?

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hahahahahah

[05:37] <ripptyde> my dick is still hard from that hand
[05:37] <TylerK> ...
[05:37] <grkn> ...

<TheAmoeba> I'd love to be a poker broadcaster
<TheAmoeba> announcer dude
<TheAmoeba> cause I've always wanted to yell with excitement
<TheAmoeba> "He has 2Jo!"
<Symbolic> omg
<Symbolic> i love it
<Symbolic> 2jo
<Symbolic> that'll be called the lonely mans hand

07:14 Hawklet: haha did you all read bailey's post in the Community
07:14 Hawklet: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=15139
07:15 DoGGz_1123: lol bailey got banned
07:15 DoGGz_1123: rofl
07:15 dwarfy1123: bailey got banned?!
07:15 loanhorse: lol
07:15 Hawklet: haha is all your fault
07:15 loanhorse: hey dwarfy
07:16 DoGGz_1123: Bailey got banned from all of quakenet
07:16 mgobluefb1123: how did bailey get banned
07:16 Hawklet: when he put 1123 at the end of his name
07:16 Hawklet: since everyone else had it
07:16 mgobluefb1123: ok
07:16 Hawklet: they thought it was a trogen

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07:22 *** loanhorse is now known as loanhorse1223.
07:22 *** loanhorse1223 has signed off IRC (G-lined).
07:22 spino1i: lolol
07:22 dwarfy1123: wow
07:22 mgobluefb1123: ROTFL
07:22 spino1i: hahhahahh
07:22 dwarfy1123: owned
07:22 mgobluefb1123: it happened again
07:22 mgobluefb1123: ROTFL

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07:24 *** HawkletII23 is now known as Hawklet1123.
07:24 *** Hawklet1123 has signed off IRC (G-lined).
07:24 dwarfy1123: OH MY GOD
07:24 dwarfy1123: rofl
07:24 spino1i: hahah
07:24 spino1i: bummmmer
07:24 mgobluefb1123: omfg

Quote:

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Originally Posted by mgobluefb

07:24 *** HawkletII23 is now known as Hawklet1123.
07:24 *** Hawklet1123 has signed off IRC (G-lined).
07:24 dwarfy1123: OH MY GOD
07:24 dwarfy1123: rofl
07:24 spino1i: hahah
07:24 spino1i: bummmmer
07:24 mgobluefb1123: omfg

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Bullies :(

happened to me too! lol

<Muxy`food> and the asians that play the 5000 heads up matches
<Bailey> asians
<Bailey> lol
<Bailey> how doyou know they are asians
<Bailey> do they hit the buttons really fast

[22:57] <scN00bJack> my balls are gravity defying
[22:58] <gutshot> cuz they havent dropped yet

[04:56] <Muxy`brb> Who ever runs a corner store and is blind
[04:56] <Muxy`brb> is retarded
[04:56] <grkn> or blind

[05:38] <DoGGz_> I hope my sister dies
[05:38] <Bailey> thats not very nice
[05:38] <grkn> that's not nice
[05:38] <bair> thats not nice
[05:38] <Muxy`brb> that is not nice thing to say
[05:39] <dwarfman> thats just not nice

<DoGGz_> I just got done with her telling me I'm throwing my life away
<DoGGz_> Yea
<DoGGz_> "I've seen friends throw their life savings away"

<BigRed1123> i'm going to be a virgin forever

-'rilla

[13:14] <BigRed1123> i'm dwarfman
[13:14] <rillaofthenile> That's a nice fish
[13:14] <BigRed1123> i post pictures of my desktop
[13:14] <BigRed1123> i'm going to be a virgin forever

out of context, whore

<BigRed1123> dwarfman B==D
<BigRed1123> bigred B============D
<dwarfman> what does BD mean?

-'rilla

continued

[13:40] * BigRed1123 bangs head against wall
[13:40] <dwarfman> wtf is BD?!
[13:41] <elanto> b<a
[13:41] <elanto> :D
[13:41] <mgobluefb> it's a penis
[13:41] <dwarfman> oh lol
[13:41] <dwarfman> i see

[23:16] <JFISH> so im just gay

<JFISH> RILLA
<JFISH> + ME
<a1123lbgorilla> NO
<JFISH> :( plz
<a1123lbgorilla> ONLY THX AND CYNDY GET +
<JFISH> :((((
<JFISH> i <3 you
<a1123lbgorilla> CUZ SHE HAS BOOBS
<JFISH> hahahahha
<JFISH> i laughed at your joke
<JFISH> + me?

-'rilla

<Hydroseeds> I went to pee before my SnG started
<Hydroseeds> come back and I'm about to time out - I see AA
<Hydroseeds> see
<Hydroseeds> pokerstars purposely does that
<Hydroseeds> they knew I was peein


Proof that Online poker is rigged.

[18:55] <jfish> graverobbing is fun

[15:46] <ake> smallish field in the 30+3
[15:46] <ake> I wanna play it..
[15:46] <ake> but I need food
[15:46] <dwarfman> order pizza?
[15:46] <ake> I don't have the number for any delivery pizza places
[15:46] <dwarfman> you know why?
[15:47] <ake> besides i've eaten that kind of crap 3 days in a row
[15:47] <dwarfman> because sweden haven't invented pizza
[15:47] <dwarfman> NOR HAVE THEY INVENTED PHONES
[15:47] <dwarfman> NOR COMPUTERS
[15:47] <dwarfman> HAHAHAHAHA
[15:47] <ake> fuck
[15:47] <ake> you're right!
[15:47] * ake has left #flopturnriver

[12:15] <dwarfman> i have wireless and it never goes down
[12:15] <dwarfman> i frequently sit in my garden with my laptop and a peniscolada

[03:30]< dwarfman> why is there one grey state in america on google earth?
[03:30] <dwarfman> its... grey
[03:30] <mgobluefb> whi state is it dman
[03:30] <mgobluefb> which*
[03:30] <dwarfman> chicago i think
[03:31] <mgobluefb> rotfl
[03:31] <dwarfman> no sorry
[03:31] <dwarfman> indianapolis
[03:31] <mgobluefb> lmfao

This happened a week or so ago, and I can't believei didn't post it before.

[22:24] <Fleece> haha xtreme suxed out 2wice to win
[22:24] <Fleece> AQ > KK KQ > AQ
[22:24] <Muxy> your mother sucked me off, to win my heart?
[22:24] <a500lbgorilla> Those were like 50k suckouts
[22:24] <Muxy> hah.
[22:24] <Fleece> muxy i keep telling u my mom isnt that snowman outside ur house
[22:24] <Fleece> =\
[22:25] <Muxy> That is funny cause i dont have snow outside of my house
[22:25] <Muxy> wonderful weather in fact
[22:25] <Muxy> 30+
[22:25] <Muxy> good +EV weather
[22:25] <Fleece> lol
[22:25] <Fleece> lieer
[22:25] <Fleece> u live in a eskimo
[22:26] <Muxy> AHAHAH your a dumb aussie
[22:26] <Muxy> an eskimo is a PERSON
[22:26] <Muxy> you idiot

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* Donna20 has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<jfish> donna?
<grkn> peer is an asshole

<vaks`> im building a Bankroll thank u
<bair> why dont u just deposit some fucking money
<bair> do you live in a fucking foster home

* Santa_Claus was kicked by dwarfy`afk (you don't exist)

[03:46] <soupie> um hello
[03:46] <mgobluefb> no you're stupid
[03:46] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:46] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:46] <dwarfy`afk> no you're stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:47] <mgobluefb> no you're stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> no youre stupid
[03:47] <scgolfer> hi soupie how in the heck are ya

<jshark> im going to kill myself...
<jshark> do you guys not care?
<ake> no
<bair> i care
<wiwwe> go for it
<wiwwe> but quit irc first if someone is that stupid to want your nick name

<mgobluefb> hi
<mgobluefb> ok guys
<mgobluefb> in 20 mins
<mgobluefb> you are going to see pics of me
* ake leaves
<mgobluefb> lol
* nme stabs out his eyes

<wiwwe> i've already burned 6 cd's of porn
<wiwwe> <3
<wiwwe> gay porn.
<wiwwe> outrageous gay porn.
<wiwwe> german. firemen.

<bmxicle> is it possible to like compress winrar within itself, and then compress that copy within itself and so on?
<bmxicle> until it doesn't exist?

<Bailey> that hurt
<Bailey> seriously
<Bailey> bye
* Bailey has left #flopturnriver
<JSHARK> NO
<JSHARK> WTF
<JSHARK> he left?
<ake> nice work
<ake> asshole
* Bailey has joined #flopturnriver
<ake> sup?
<Bailey> I forgot my hat
* Bailey has left #flopturnriver

[16:39] <dwarfman> ROFL
[16:39] <dwarfman> oh my god
[16:39] <dwarfman> some guy just rang asking for my dad
[16:39] <dwarfman> he's not in
[16:39] <Estrop> ROFL
[16:39] <ake> LOL!
[16:39] <dwarfman> i gave him my dad's mobile number
[16:39] <jfish> LOOOOL
[16:39] <ake> ROOOFL

[11:46] <dwarfman> me B=============D
[11:46] <dwarfman> bigred B=======================D
[11:46] <jfish> whats bd?
[11:46] <dwarfman> shit held = too long
[11:46] <dwarfman> hahaha
[11:46] <dwarfman> BigRed B===D
[11:46] <BigRed> LOL OWNED

<bair> JUST BECAUSE WE JACK EACH OTHER OFF DOESNT MEAN WE ARE FAGS

<BigRed> dude trance is awesome
<BigRed> i want to like do ecstasy
<BigRed> and then use that as an excuse to grind on all my guy friends

<Estrop> the day this country makes a tunnel to france
<Estrop> is the day this country goes to shit
<Estrop> show me the tunnel and I'll show you a bomb

[15:14] <dwarfman> brb gonna give my cat some love

[21:54] <mgobluefb> n,e
[21:55] <mgobluefb> m,e
[21:55] <mgobluefb> nme*
[21:55] <mgobluefb> let's fighdt
[21:55] <mgobluefb> giht*
[21:55] <mgobluefb> fight*

[15:16] <Bailey2> so elanto... how big is your tree house?
[15:17] <elanto> one of the best in the neighberhood
[15:17] <elanto> its neer this cool canopy
[15:17] <elanto> so we get shade
[15:17] <elanto> still
[15:17] <jfish> shade isnt cheap in colombia
[15:17] <elanto> the pumas kill one or two villagers a day
[15:17] <jfish> haha
[15:17] <elanto> yeah we havent figured out how to makle sharp sticks
[15:18] <elanto> we throw coconuts at them but it isnt enough
[15:18] <Bailey2> ever walk through the jungle and find guys with ak47s growing drugs?
[15:18] <elanto> yeah i live sorrounded vy crop field

<ake> Estrop hasn't left his computer in 4 months
<ake> during which he has played 1.3 million hands
<ake> and made almost $400


edit:

<Estrop> no I made $500
<Estrop> and once I saw the sun
<Estrop> time flies when your locked in a basement

<ake> jfish hasn't left his computer in 4 months
<ake> during which he has played 13 hands
<ake> and made almost $4


edit:

<jfish> no I made $5
<jfish> and once I saw the sun
<jfish> time flies when your locked in a basement

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Estrop

<ake> jfish hasn't left his computer in 4 months
<ake> during which he has played 13 hands
<ake> and made almost $4


edit:

<jfish> no I made $5
<jfish> and once I saw the sun
<jfish> time flies when your locked in a basement

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seriously, i hate you.

[01:57] <lambchopdc> i need to win one of these tourneys, it sucks going out in 9th when 1st is $3500
[01:57] <jfish> 3500 is nothing
[01:57] <jfish> if somebody gave me 3500 id burn it
[01:57] <jfish> in front of starving children
[01:57] <jfish> ohhh, no food for you!

[21:31] <dwarfman> What do you call a man with half a brain?
[21:31] <dwarfman> Hydroseeds.
[21:31] <Hydroseeds> I dont get it
[21:31] <dwarfman> exactly

Not IRC but still hilarious.

TylerK: I saw this show last night about like tribal dudes and they all had huge wangs
TylerK: I felt inadequate
TylerK: either that or they all had average-sized wangs and I really AM inadequate
BigRed: i ti saw one like it
BigRed: except they were really small
BigRed: which one did u see?
TylerK: now I'm not telling you. I know what you're up to here. I see what you're about to do.
BigRed: i just wanted to compare our non-coinciding shows
BigRed: that we both watched that are different
TylerK: I was watching "Huge Wangs of Africa" on the Huge Wang channel
BigRed: werid
BigRed: u get that too?
BigRed: u know
BigRed: they weren't really that big...
BigRed: poor tyler
BigRed: ZING

Definitly one of the funniest things i've read in a while.

-'rilla

<ake> you know what would be really cool
<ake> if you cut off the electricity to Estrop's house
<ake> he'd die in like 1 week
<ake> seriously
<ake> he'd be sitting in the dark tapping his mouse and keyboard
<ake> until he died

<Estrop> actually waxing your balls doesn't hurt as much as you'd think

Dwarfman reading from his diary

The hard knock life in Kent, United Kingdom

[15:11] <dwarfman> Thursday 26th September 2002: Had a massive argument with my dad because he is watching golf tomorrow so i won't be able to watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch.


What the hell!! :tsk:

[15:15] <dwarfman> Friday 11th October 2002: I think i have just found out something today. I might be gay in later life.

[04:55] * everyone is now known as dwarfman

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[17:27] <dwarfman> hi actiondavidk
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[17:27] <mgobluefb> hi actiondavidk
[17:27] <dwarfman> hi D3scride
[17:27] <D3scride> hey dman
[17:27] <mgobluefb> hi D3scride
[17:27] <D3scride> hey mgo
[17:27] <mgobluefb> hi dwarfman
[17:27] <dwarfman> hi mgobluefb
[17:28] <Hydroseeds> hi actiondavidk
[17:28] <Hydroseeds> hi dwarfman
[17:28] <Hydroseeds> hi mgobluefb
[17:28] <dwarfman> hi Hydroseeds
[17:28] <mgobluefb> hi Hydroseeds
[17:28] <Hydroseeds> hiD3scride

<Estrop> why did jfish cross the road?
<jfish> no.
<jfish> dont finish this joke.
<jfish> no.
<jfish> NO.
<vaks`> finish
<vaks`> pls
<vaks`> for teh vaks
<Estrop> he was stapled to the baby
<jfish> ..
<Estrop> I mean the chicen
<vaks`> OOOOOOOOOH
<lambchopdc> wtf estrop?
<Estrop> CHICKEN
<Estrop> STAPLED
<Estrop> FUCK YOU

[17:47] <UncleBud> assmonkies!
[17:48] <mgobluefb> hi UncleBud
[17:49] <UncleBud> howyou
[17:49] <mgobluefb> good, you
[17:49] <UncleBud> pardonthelackofspaces,butIbrokemyspacebaraftergett ingsuckedouton
[17:49] <UncleBud> imgood
[17:49] <jfish> uh are you being serious
[17:50] <UncleBud> yeah,youthinkIwoulddothisjusttobeajerk?
[17:51] <jfish> maybe?
[17:51] <UncleBud> no
[17:51] <UncleBud> iwouldntdosuchathing
[17:51] <UncleBud> thatwouldbeshitty
[17:52] <UncleBud> analbumcover
[17:52] <Jimmy_mac> use.full.stops
[17:52] <grkn`afk> UB, I've done that before
[17:52] <UncleBud> good.idea
[17:52] <UncleBud> thats.better
[17:52] <UncleBud> full.stops
[17:52] <UncleBud> you.brits.are.funny
[17:53] <Jimmy_mac> wtf u call them
[17:53] <UncleBud> period
[17:53] <Jimmy_mac> ohh yeah
[17:53] <UncleBud> or.decimal
[17:53] <jfish> haha full stops
[17:53] <jfish> havent heard that in ages
[17:53] <Robert_> yay final table in the $500 garanteed freeroll on EP
[17:53] <Robert_>
[17:54] <jfish> jimmy mac!
[17:54] <edudlive> anyone else gonna play in the $1 FO?
[17:54] <edudlive>
[17:54] <edudlive> nice! AK in EP
[17:55] <jfish> hi edud
[17:55] <jfish> whats going on
[17:55] <edudlive> hey fish
[17:55] <edudlive> just playing some 10NL
[17:55] <UncleBud> oh cool
[17:55] <UncleBud> check this out
[17:55] <UncleBud> I can space
[17:55] <edudlive> this guy
[17:55] <UncleBud> by pressing ctrl-alt-del
[17:55] <edudlive> "Maniac777" is living up to his name
[17:55] <UncleBud> twice
[17:56] <UncleBud> try it
[17:56] <jfish> cool it works for me too
[17:56] <n00bJack`MOHAA> how does bodog bonus work? how many pts per bonus dollar?
[17:56] <UncleBud> edud are you on XP?
[17:56] <dwarfman> what does 'space' mean?
[17:56] <jfish> actually im just pressing the shutdown key on my tower
[17:56] <edudlive> i have linux
[17:56] <jfish> apparently that also is a spacebar
[17:56] <dwarfman> UncleBud: what does space mean?
[17:56] <UncleBud> space?
[17:56] <UncleBud> its the final frontier
[17:56] <dwarfman> [23:53] <UncleBud> I can space
[17:57] <dwarfman> wtf?
[17:57] <UncleBud> my space bar is busted
[17:57] <UncleBud> but i found a way to space without it
[17:57] <dwarfman> ou can space by 2x ctrl+alt+del? wow call
[17:57] <dwarfman> *cool
[17:57] <UncleBud> try it
[17:57] <dwarfman> ok
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