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wat post when you're really drunk newb
sup, i'm sober
i khaven't been drunk on here for a while
i'm taking my jpants off
So whenever I get drunk, there's only one thing that'll calm my hunger.
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/5530/dsc02045.jpg
http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9454/dsc02046.jpg
Garlic sesame bread with fried chicken cutlet, bacon, melted American cheese, gravy, and waffle fries (IN THE SANDWICH) ftw!
hmmm I don't tend to go for chicken when I'm drunk, much prefer greasy ass beef (i.e. anything from Taco Bellllll)
However, that looks motherfucking tasty yo
I dont understand how you managed to stop yourself long enough to take a picture... that's just inhuman
I will admit that I woke up feeling like a slob. I was a bit hungover...but everytime I eat one of the sandwiches I have the "Why did I do that to myself?" feeling...because my body is still taking a pounding from all that unnecessary cholesterol.
I'll probably be eating it again next time I drink though!
Bump this mptherfucker
i want some pussaaayyyy but will probably not get any tonite because i have no game
i think im gonna go acidentaly wake up my fiance (wat wat) and try to get ablowjob or something...
...lets see what happens
goddamn censorship
whyis the man always trying to bring us down
damn the man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk
mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
plussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssooo ooooooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
wwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo
had one too many fuzzy navels?
wugwugy is a faggggggotttttt
just kidding, even guys don't like you lololololololololololololollolololololololo
bigred here,
took some chick home, she's in the bathroom, she made us stop to buy condoms, this will be a good night
bigred, over and out
Remember, foreplay isn't JUST seeing how wet you can get her neck
Fuckin' Dranger is back bitches.
It's been said: USMC = MOTHA FUCKIN' EZ MOTHA FUCKIN' GAME!
Dranger is fuckin' back bitches.
fuckuall
I'M BACK AGAIN, IO HAVE A PROVLEM
this is fucking bullshit, ive had shitty service at a resturant, and my fucking avatar is broken and gthe goddamn rum is gone.,
damn azns can't hold their booze
Asian flush ftw.
bump for people who drink past midnight
good night future kings and queens (bigred)
Shit I aint going to sleep till like 7 in the morning
Insomnia and night owlishness ftw
first post in here as an actual drunk, somehow managed to get my buddies laid tonight but failed miserably myself, wtfbbq?
NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq9PXslcL-0
I'd consider sticking my penis in this and eating it... (not necessarily in that order...)....Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
I already threw up like 4 times tonight omg homecoming rulezzz, we lost to motherfucking howard!!! how the fuckkkk
fuckkkkkkkk
haha i'm such a piece of shit
fuck you all you guys suck
i love everyone whose name starts with "big"
like big 'ole rilla?!
yeppersQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
i'm so proud of myself that i found this thread it was like totally not on the first page
i love you in spite of your obvious hatred for money
haha wtf is a hokie
Biggaythrobbingcock?Quote:
Originally Posted by Parasurama
Hoki, Hoki, Hoki, Hy.
Techs, Techs, V.P.I.
Sola-Rex, Sola-Rah.
Polytechs - Vir-gin-ia.
Rae, Ri, V.P.I.
Team Team Team
They made us learn it at freshman orientation.
"The HokieBird is an ass-kicking chicken. Actually he's a turkey, but that's not the point. The University would have you believe that "Hokie" is a word made up in 1896 by O. M. Stull in a winning entry in the school's contest for a new cheer. A closer look at the historical record reveals the startling truth that this is a poorly concocted lie created to hide a much larger conspiracy from the student body. University records reveal that in 1896, senior cadet O. M. Stull reported what would be the first of numerous sightings of a giant cartoonish bird in the mountains of southwest Virginia. Stull's commanding officer in the Corps of Cadets dismissed the report as "hokey" (a fashionable term at the turn of the century), and the giant bird soon became known as the HokieBird. Like his friends Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster, the HokieBird is simultaneously feared and adored by most humans. The sightings all report him to be a bird of great strength, great looks, and great intelligence. He has written extensively on chaos theory, nanotechnology, and the worthlessness of the Designated Hitter rule. He leaps tall buildings in a single bound, benches 405 pounds (77 reps against Akron), and has dated Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, and Jessica Simpson. He has won three Nobel Peace Prizes, two Congressional Medals of Honor, and a partridge in a pear tree. He is part mascot, part super hero, and he will kick your ass."
Hey !!
how come when i try to find the drunk thread and there was like some thared at the top of teh commune b4 that said where is the drunk thread when I need it and now its gone wtf?
p.s i izs drunk
WAT WAT IN THE BUTT! Hammered surfin the intertron, donkin off BI's at PLO HU.
FUCK THAT GAY ASS FUUCKIN GAME! I HATE THAT GODDAMN GAME SO MUCH AND I WANT TO EXPRESS MY HATRED FOR IT IN A THUNDEROUS TONE SO I USED THE CAPS LOCK KEY MOTHERFUCKKERS!
I'm about to go have sex with one of the girls in this picture. Hopefully not the one in the red shirt! YAAAH MEEEEEAAAN
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o...andgambill.jpg
a few okld fashioneds di the job
All in all I am pleased with the spelling, punctuation, and over all grammar of my last post
I've come to the conclusion that I'm super human
Are real mack would bang the three on the right while the one on the left makes everybody sammiches
old picture from my photobucket, dont know who 3/4 of those hoeskies are
I'm destined for one vagina for the rest of my life *sigh*
cool story bro
I just made almost 15 BIs in one session.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am. :lol:
Tis I, Tis I. halllo.
NO htats fucking bulshit. i got fucking stopped by cips iand im peacheufle
.. that fucksng buklkkshiit... im pissed off...
cops pull my cab over like i m ay bom a place cuz im colombian and iranian. i look forumbian so lets harass him.
hey kids!
btw its so fucking depressing to empty two bottles australim wine in front of yur laptp watching top gear and lesbian pron.
That would depress the shit out of me. Go for New Zealand wine next time, problem solved.
drunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
going to takee my pants off
Drunk... whilst my roommate, drunk in the other room with some random drunk chick, makes drunken smalltalk and makes drunken out.
HARPIE!!!!!!!!!!
FTR lov eyou
girl tilt
fml
Quote:
Originally Posted by badgers
did she not liek ur pics wif ur bears?
weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!1 most drunks in a whilesz..
i hope u poop faces are geting pooped faced.
omgggggggggggggggggggggg
fucking omg cheeks are like omg wtf
srsly like wtf srsly somebody do somnethin funny i want
god if bitches didnt suck so much life would be easy
eeeeeeeeeeeeasy i says. and i never wrong. srsly try to find some time i wrong. cannot happen. stupid bitches being bitches thinkiing theyre all smart and shit and know what they want. they dont know shit
on srs note im like wtf life would be so easy if crunked all the time. i mean stupid shit gets to you like crazy you know. you reading this right now thinking stupid shit gets to you like crazy but when you drink it doesn't matter its all k cuz you straight pimping and fuck anybody thinks otherwise cuz it dont mean shit. fuck if i wasnt so self consious id be king of world. you heard it here first. king of world. its just that shit happens and fucks with your mind and shit you feel like something other than what you really are.
i wanna get attacked by a cougar. srsly that shit would rule. i would fuck that shit up. fucking cougar would be like omg dinner and id be like omg fist shoved down ur throat you goddamn animal take it. i fucking love to kill cougar. it fuckin attack me and i fucking turn tables on that scared shit. cougar dont know shit but angry ass hole tearing into him cuz he need excuse to kill shit
life is a struggle to be normal
ok man
i'm not your man, guy
i'm not your guy, friend.
I'm not your friend, buddy
c'mon guyyyysss
also
thanksgiving dinner + booze + accidentally moving while sleeping = hour of clean up
^^You're body is supposed to paralyze certain muscles during sleep to prevent things like that. Alcohol and certain medicine unparalyzes those muscles. To avoid this happening to me I just start drinking when I wake up and slowly stop throughout the day.
omfg dudeQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I'm still drunk
Poker at the bar last night
pre drinking
3 figure bar tab
puking in parking lot
random drives home from randoms from bar
FR NL online for a few hours one tabling like 72/34/5.2 stats with a $7 profit
Fucking pizza pizza takes my order and didn't deliver so i fried up left overs... was fucking awesome except was way too spicey
morning: Still drunk as previously mentioned
no hangover, just drunk
thirsty
explosive diareah
prolly go back to sleep
I'm never drinking again
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I RECEIVED THIS AT THE FRONT DOOR 2 MINUTES AFTER MY POST ABOVE:
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/7246/image7ml.jpg
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
mmm...
You know what annoys me? The plural of "leaf" is "leaves," not "leafs." The city of Toronto has a team dedicated to shitty pluralization.
And how many Leaves are blue?
The ones that haven't won a championship since '67Quote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
:jackoff:
Pardon me, sir. May I borrow some of your fancy mustard?
I will drunk drive for a greasy meal cuz damn im hungry! I have few needs and getting my om nom on is all of them!
malibu mango
scanner darkly
beatles rock band
i need a better avatar
i know the cos is the fucking man
and big black ass on skinny waist is unbeatable
but it jsut dont fit
in the naaavy
also mi goreng omfg yesss
the only thing better than day drinikng is morning drinkoing be cause nothinbg comes before morning
it is night jin WW what the fuck am i going to do now
ha apparently FTR made it over a month sober!
wuf nominated for POTY fo sho
im so hungover that i can't even have a wank.
I am going to try and touch type the rest of this post....... (yes I looked at every key while it hit it thus far.)
watching the kentucky game and I am about to fo get some pita pit cause I am hunfry. I think.... Maybe some quiznos but regardless myt ummy needs some nutrients. wtf cornell is pissing me off. !!!
okay i must fo now since I have to pee and dont want a bid wet spot on my pants before bar
wow that wasn't too bad
drunk
The true hangover indicator.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
rukm drunk you fuckiers
eat thatt
fuck that little gay dudee from entouratge looks really drunkQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
shit im hungry what should I eat?
your mom
delicious rum is delicious. and wow. awesome. the one night i would liekt to irl at a bar and fuckigng no one wants to go out. awesome.
so drunk. i have a girlfriend. but i want to think about possibly fucking other girls. is that bad? i mean if i get a text back that is inviting should i accept? am i a bad person if i fuck someone else? probably. definitely. i just crave some strange when i'm drunk you know. fuck. monogamy is for penguins
present
ps dont fuck other girls i gajn et and i'm still a champ. but i wish i fucked them.
A beer would be good right about now.
It's not even for penguins. They change mates every yearQuote:
Originally Posted by b-rabbit
Monogamy is not for humans. It occasionally works, but that occasion is the outlier
Ur a towel
Can this be FTR is drunk, dranger is stoned thread?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sorry FTR made me wait 20 god damn seconds b4 i posted again so i posted BOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
IN
so fucking IN yup
no school tomorrow for me, video time for the kids.
flying to Waco, Texas, to see my sister-in-law graduate from the Baylor School of Law. Woooooooot vacations.
Yes, my sister-in-law is hot. Hotter than my wife, no. Taken, yes. But if push came to shove, um yeah.
Fuck you guys.
P.S. We're pregnant!
congrats ug
ps i assume you take all precautions towards your wife reading this shit
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo me
$17 glasses of wine tonight, f u florida
17!?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
In other news I totally crashed two bachelorette dance circles tonight. Good times. Apparently they like dudes who can make fools of themselves to all the pop music. :D
efficiency that's what I'm paying for...he's already packing the hot chips into the box while the magi machine is not declining my moneys card.....long live willowbank!
i laughed pretty hard when i read thisQuote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
did a bankitdrew and pulled a fattie
although this may be beyond fattie
it was a bit like this pic
http://nextround.net/wp-content/uplo...hol_regret.jpg
ok not that bnad
but still
shje was big :(