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$83.24
damn I didn't see rilla's guess, that fucks mine over big time
$1, Bob.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
$133.33
$111.11 because GMML is always livin'.
Speaking of the price is right:
http://entertainment.todaysbigthing.com/2009/05/08
And yes, that is my bid
$237.88
157.43
d s m rollaaa, still say it the same every time
i wasnt aware there was another way to say it
i jsut say rolla
how's the little one yo
Nirvana unplugged ftwQuote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
$102.68
$175
Shes doing really well. Shes two and a half and getting huuuge. Still killing the micro limits? hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
$310
one thousand dollars
Over $9000.
$0. Ballas dont need change!
does not describe meQuote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
sc: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2050Quote:
In October 2007, artificial intelligence researcher David Levy predicted that by 2050, human-robot marriages and human-robot sex will become common.[3]
My girlfriend is graduating from Notre Dame this weekend. Heres to everyone thats batting way above average.
/discreet brag
$64.06
Brag: Picked up a perfectly good 10-speed, 21" frame, everything in working order, at a yard sale around the corner for a grand total of $5 CDN (~$4 US). Gave her a liberal bath of WD-40 and she was good to go.
Beat: I have a fucking hemorrhoid.
So is this why we're not going out tonight? You can pitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
Sarah Jessica Parker...hot or not?
I'm having trouble deciding, happened to flip on "failure to launch" cuz I wanted to see Matthew Mcconaughey's abs but instead I see her looking yummy. Obviously the body is rockin but what about the face?? I'm having trouble deciding so FTR can make the decision for me.
neigh.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
poop no what the poop is wrong with you
She's a rich white mom, which adds atleast 10 hot points. Go ahead sir, fap away. OP approves.
She can go both ways. Still definitely doable on a bad day though due to the body.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
sil693's response was quality.
47.35
bitches who are supposed to take their medication shouldn't stop taking their medication. especially when their husband is in iraq eating camel shit sandwiches and mud pies.
camel shit sandwiches
now that's culinary pimpin'
p.s. Sarah Jessica Parker would be welcomed into my bedroom with open arms and a stiff wiener. Not saying she's all that and badass, but she's pretty hot.
yea but you're an old dude, I'm looking for the young mans vote
damn, I didn't know 29 was old. thought I had a few more months. 30 is going to be rough.
beyond that, trust me, I still know what a young hottie is supposed to look like. high school teacher ftw!
also, internet debates about this type of stuff crack me up. the majority of us are not hot and/or famous, yet people judge like this. funny stuff.
Then I won't vote. But I'd knock the shit out of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
i cant stand looking at her fucking horse face.
id def hit it though
imagine if John Elway and Sarah Jessica Parker had kids
wow
$279.82 maybe? shit i forget
stoner!
$300 in change?? wow wtf
no, she looks like a galloping horse.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Naw, dude. I'd say it's more grazing horse.
boc!!Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
so, what do i win?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
"Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure" is fucking great yo
did you actually roll all that change? did it take you 8 hours?Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
banks have this crazy machine that counts it for you, maybe not in canada though.
lol CanadaQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
I honestly did not know this, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
me either, i usually throw away random denominations of change lower than a quarter. maybe i'll start keeping them now and dump them on my bank when i get enough.
What is more awesome, the music or the video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9Gm-aRe5A
I vote music.
music by a longshot
I need something else to do with my time besides poker. I feel like I'm quickly killing all my desire to play ever cause all I do is like poker, occassionally (rarely) and play xbox (rarely).
Suggestions for cool hobbies?
you can always make soap.
or get a girlfriend, which will allow you to have sex... with her
oooor get a pet!
.. and peanut butter, which will allow you to...Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
ew
FUCK NOn Bob Barker RulesQuote:
Originally Posted by flomo
SJP is not that great for celebrity
heather graham is hot
get good then get rich?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
getting good is the easy part. the hard part is grinding
Seriously, this rocks!
http://ds.ign.com/articles/962/962480p1.html
get a motorcycle licence, bikes are so sexy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
WorkoutQuote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
Guitar
learn a different poker game
WTF is up with Trip changing his name???
hes not a thinking person
no pics = no bragQuote:
Originally Posted by dsmrolla06
#3: You are a product tester and frequently bring your work home. Yesterday, while dressed in a flame resistant suit (up to 3,000 degrees) and carrying the latest model fire extinguisher, you discover your neighbor's house is on fire. As the flames quickly spread, you stand and watch your neighbor's new baby burn to death. Which of the following best describes your behavior?
1. All-powerful
2. All-knowing
3. All-loving
4. Mysterious
3. All-loving
You should have seen the blackness of that kids soul. im suprised we even managed to kill that hellspawn with fire, honestly.
Music appeals to our brains because both sides work together while listening. The logical side likes the math of it while the abstract side likes the creative order of the "math". All in all music is just creative math much like the math in poker imo. Both logical and abstract simultaneously. So thinking that, wouldn't there be a relation between the type of music that appeals to you the most to the area of math that you excel in the best? (i.e. geometry, algebra, calc) And if there is a relation, would there not also be a relation of the music that appeals to you the most/ the area of math you excel in to the style of playing poker that is most profitable to you? (i.e. lagg, tagg, spewtard) But how would go about proving such a thing?
Maybe I should just stop smoking and watching American Idol.
From this statement, I think we can safely assume that you are in fact smoking pole.Quote:
Originally Posted by lockpull
haha burn
lol....Can't even hate on this. I will just go sit in my burned corner with the dead baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
Quality work kingnat.