i still havent set up my wifi dealy thing on the wii cuz im lazy.
Printable View
i still havent set up my wifi dealy thing on the wii cuz im lazy.
its really easy. get it set up so we can gogogo on mario kart!Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
i just dont get why puppies are so cute. seriously why is it
http://www.blowinginthewind.com/shop...y30pcSmall.jpg
sleep bear {warning, very cute}
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5c0X4MW_zE
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
i think you just found your new stars avatar.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
it's been almost a year which is too long, random things happen to anybody lately?Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
damn, werent we supposed to do that by christmas?Quote:
Originally Posted by blackatom
Livin' in Tamarindo: MySpace blog, starting with the entry titled "El Scooter Vaquero"...
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ndID=202738238
Today I went to London with my Geography teacher and he spoke to me for about 10 minutes as to why he thinks laughing is a great thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackatom
?
im totally livin, but thats not a random occurrence
speaking of totally livin, how is the totally livin' apparel going?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
yawnnnnnnn
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (3 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
Hero ($1920)
BB ($1000)
Button ($2198)
Preflop: Hero is SB with 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, Thttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif.
Button raises to $60, Hero raises to $240, 1 fold, Button calls $180.
Flop: ($500) 3http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $320, Button calls $320.
Turn: ($1140) 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.
River: ($1140) Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1638 (All-In), Hero calls $1360 (All-In).
Final Pot: $3860
Results in white below:
Hero has 2d Td (two pair, kings and twos).
Button has 5h 6c (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $3860.
gabe if i play against u at high stakes and weight all my ranges {100% value, 0% bluff}, will i own? y/n/m
If y/m how long before i don't own anymores?
your timing tells would give it alll away
totally living: had to go to concord for an alchol class, its about an hour and a half from where I live so its a pain. I get up after 3 hours of sleep heavy drinking, a work out sesh, game of bball and soccer the day before so obviously i feel like shit.
get to concord and they say they overbooked the class and I can't get in. I talk to the old 40 year old lady and she writes some info on my paper, then writes her number down and winks at me. shes pretty fugly so im kinda disgusted but i wink back at her just for the fuck of it.
i decide since im so close to home i should surprise the parents and celebrate mothers day early. they get a kick out of it and i take them out to dinner.
here comes the good part. i meet up with a bunch of my friends and ask them if they wanna go back to santa cruz. a couple do but its allready 9 at nite. We smash back and get back at around 11pm. One of my friends was completely wasted before leaving and hes a complete wreck by the time we get in santa cruz. He trys turning my stoves on in the house, winds up head butting my room mates wall and its all i can do to prevent him from getting his ass beat.
We decide to roll out to a couple parties around 12 but my buddy can't move. We think about taking his credit card and renting him a hotel room. If he stayed at our house I wouldn't be surprised to come back and find the thing burnt to the ground. Finally we decide to drag him outside in the backyard and throw a blanket on him. We then go out and ball out of control. errr totally live it up.
Boost, wheres the Balla license plate?
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
Button ($2464)
Hero ($3197)
Preflop: Hero is BB with Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif.
Button raises to $60, Hero raises to $220, Button calls $160.
Flop: ($440) 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $320, Button calls $320.
Turn: ($1080) Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.
River: ($1080) Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $460, Hero calls $460.
Final Pot: $2000
Results in white below:
Hero has Jc Qs (one pair, kings).
Button has 6h 7h (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $2000.
your a sicko gabe....teach me.
i IMed you the other day and i was going to teach you all my secrets, but you werent there.... guess u lost your chance
super user obv.
I was there. Why was I not the chosen one?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
{spam post removed by Warpe}
how come spammers cant speak english?
why does ESPN have a guy (Juan Marichal) who struggles to even speak barely coherent english analyzing for baseball tonight?
embarrassing, had to change the channel
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
uhhh thats not living
If he was using a universal remote... that's living.
Just bought a copy of My Cousin Vinny for $5 at walmart.
just bought my plane ticket to Costa Rica for May 21-June 17. Hopefully I'll be livin' there.
I was indeed using a universal remote.Quote:
Originally Posted by pankfish
Sometimes I ramble in this thread because it feels like the randomness thread to me a bit. And I guess it's a stupid thing to complain about, but I guess when I'm watching a 'reporter' on TV, I feel the ability to speak fluent and proper English is a fairly important trait.
Life is pretty awesome right now.
Barely slept last night because I was bullshitting my way through some stupid restaurant review for class. I got a call from my bank this morning that woke me up, good to hear from them cuz I needed to sort something out, and now its fixed. Went to this lecture class and it was actually interesting. I went to eat lunch and saw a freind, sat for like two hours and had a really good conversation. Then was leaving school and decided to follow up with this place I had been staging at (stah-jing: to work for free in a kitchen as a sort of interview and/or learning experience.)
The chef there is Rolland Liccioni, a fucking culinary pimp if Ive ever seen one. There is a lot of buzz surrounding other chefs in the industry, but Chef Rolland has been at it for a long time, and has fine tuned his craft. Not only that but he works the line six nights a week and hes gotta be a good bit over 50 years old. He just had knee surgery on wednesday and is back working the line today(friday), he might have even been there yesterday. Anyways, hes a fucking legend and definitely the person I want to be working under.
So I gave him a call and he had me come in since its right near my school. I thought Id grab an application and try to put in a few words to hopefully make him think it was a good idea to give me an internship. When I got there he greeted me quickly then tolled me to talk to ben, the sous chef. Ben sees me, approaches me and hits me off with a pound cuz he had a glove on his hand, probably breaking down poultry. Hes a bad ass in his own right and a really cool guy. He gets right to the point, "so what exactly is your schedule?" I tell him and he responds "ok so you want to start now doing monday wednesday and friday then roll into your internship in the summer?" Now remember I was just expecting to get an application and try to set up a few more stages so I excitedly blurted, "Definitely!" He got me a W2, some other forms and an application just to have on file. "Ok, Ill call you tomorrow and give you details about pay and scheduling." And that was it, Ive got an internship at my first choice of places, and Im fucking totally livin.
Oh and then I came home and played some 50nl hu since I hadnt played nearly all month. I took down 3 buyins easily. On top of all that my girlfriend (formally my ex), who is moving here for the summer will arrive in nine days!!
edit: me and my epic poasts... pics or it didnt happen right?
The salmon king crab terrine. I plated this as I was working garde manger station (do all the cold appetizers and some other stuff)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oldtown001.jpg
Some colorado rack of lamb that the sous chef gave to me towards the end of service. I order lamb chops all the time, its my favorite protein, and I thought I had eaten some really good lamb chops. I was wrong, this what they are supposed to taste like!!! Overall I think I was given 3 full plates of food to eat wednesday night and that doesnt include all the small samples that I came across here and there. I love my job and I havent even started yet!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oldtown002.jpg
edit2: heres the chef. The french vietnamese guy on the right ldo.
http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.c...rasserie_2.jpg
nice boost.
gabe, it would be sick if you could get your wpp down to 11.
nh boost
boost lets get a big house, you cook and i'll attract large groups of women
btw, hebrew national hotdogs are FANTASTICCCCCCC.
high fat, medium fat, low fat, they are all delicious.
nh boost. getting in with the right restaurants when you start out is the key to making it in the chef world.
qftQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I never had one until a few weeks ago at my brother in law's house. We play some cards maybe once a week and he made some in the microwave once and they were definitely the best i'd ever had. Another time we cooked them over the fire outside and those were even better. I really havn't liked hotdogs a whole lot until recently either but these definitely have opened my eyes.Quote:
Originally Posted by zook
I am done with all of my planning and final making for the classes I teach. I have three more days with my kids (yes they have to come back on Tuesday after Memorial Day), and then I'm done. I have a few work-days after that but I'll be "really hard to find" on those days if you know what I mean.
I can't wait for Summer. I'm coaching a baseball team that should be pretty badass, playing some ball myself, working out a ton, playing lots of poker too (already started doing that so I'll just keep going)....
Totally livin'.
Totally livin' man.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
walmart's back to school sale starts in 2 weeks
WTF?
Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
just got my full tilt visor, totally 11
this is gonna be the most livin weekend of the year.
Friday: Carb day for the Indy 500 (for those who dont know is just a huge excuse to take off work and party all day. Stone Temple Pilots are doing a free concert at the track also. Oh, and theres some racing ans shit too, but who cares)
Saturday: Kegs and Eggs, golfing in the afternoon, huge party around the speedway all night.
Sunday: Wake up at 6:00 and start drinking and maybe watch the 500 if im still awake at noon.
Monday: cookout/more drinking.
by far my favorite weekend of the year. i may or may not still be alive tuesday.
Saturday sounds like it is going to be epic
my girlfriend flies in on sunday. Shes been studying abroad and I havent seen her in nearly five months. Shes staying all summer. This summer is going to be amazing.
sounds like you're going to be having a lot of sex for at least a few days, totally livin'Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Last Friday I finished school, forever.
I spent 14 years straight of my life in school and now I never have to go back. Happy times :)
high school?
I miss school :(
I miss school :(
me too except im goin to college next but that should be way better.Quote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman
man i really wish i would have started playing poker when my mind was young and impressionable.
omg take a year off now! I went straight to uni, then after of course i was broke and had to get a job. and I still have a job :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by dwarfman
Bank holiday this weekend, I get to get drunk THREE times instead of the usual two!! :drunk: Livin'
I had surgery on my elbow on Wednesday to remove the plate, and I am living on a constant vicodin high. I think I will make a picture thread today to show off the plate they removed from my elbow because they let me keep it (totally livin') its made of titanium so thats pretty ballin'/livin' right?
will you mail some vikes?Quote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
Where is the purpose in your life
Where is the truth
Do you remember your hopes Your dreams
They are no longer your own
This day is for loving your own life
Don't let this world capture your heart
Your passion lost to a thousand themes
Surrendered to the screen
This is not a story
This is not a book this is your life
And this is not a play
Some TV show you've seen
This is reallife
You know that
This is your this is your life
This is your this is your life
You act like a child
playing games now
Play and pretend the art of disguise
Alone and lost in all your lies
This is not a story
This is not a book this is your life
And this is not a play
Some TV show you've seen
This is reallife
You know that
This is your this is your life
This is real this is reallife
There is no rehearsal
No second chance
No false start no
better circumstances
This is not a story
This is not a book this is your life
And this is not a play
Some TV show you've seen
This is reallife
You know that
This is your this is your life
This is real this is your life
This is your this is your life
This is your life (repeat)
I'm teaching my 3-year old outs/odds tables. Like learning a language, it's easier when young.Quote:
Originally Posted by bode
Ballin?
I handed in my official notice to my job today, which basically means I'm leaving on 1st June, to GO PRO BABY.
Im eating a salad with raisins in it.
Just tryin to live?
Totally livin in the Father Hood.
Just watched my kid knock off while I read her some Dr. Seuss. Most serene things a dad can witness and not get tired of. Gonna suck when she's "too old" for the old man to read her a book.
had to go to a really gay probation meeting today, and inevitably will have to some substance abuse evaluation because i got a m.i.p. while on probation.
thought my day was going to be really bad, so i decided to not play poker, and play 18 holes of golf instead. feeling good about my game and i think im going to start playing again. day turned out to be great.
oh yeah and my myspace got deleted, which was also awesome, cause myspace is evil.
Got hit in the mouth so I broke a tooth in half - totally livin' or just trying to? 'Cause we all know scars and stuff like that are cool..
Already fixed though, got a new pretty one!
That happened to me the day before I went on a spring break vacation. It was pretty fucking weak because I spent the whole trip looking like Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.Quote:
Originally Posted by PokerSwede
Oh well, my wrist hurts worse than before. Went to the bike park yesterday, now that everything is fixed and new parts have arrived I was extremely trail horny. Right on my first descent I took the freeride line with loads of drops, hips and kickers all the way down the hill. I choose a nicely flowy line and came to that drop with about 2.5m height and as Im popping off over the edge I realize that Im way to fast, coming not even close to whats supposed to be the landing area. Anyway, the ground comes closer and I prepare to take a hard impact, as the terrain is quite flat there, my frontwheel lands right before a bump, stopping immediately, I go over the handle bar and find myself somwhere off track with a hurting chest and wrist and dirt in my mouth.
Hospital, xray, doc finds fractures in the left wrist and middle hand (they get your xrays nowadays right on their monitor, being able to zoom in and out, inverting colours and whatnot). Doc asks me to come back today at 930am, because she isnt sure. I´m sooooo fucking hung over today, yet I forced myself to get up early and talk to another doc. The nurse shows me a room and asks me to wait a couple of minutes for the chief physician. ONE FUCKING HOUR LATER the nurse wakes me up, since the doc is about to arrive. Second diagnosis says the arent any fractures, just a heavy contusion.
My wrist/hand is put in a cast and it looks so cool and girls think Im a tough cool guy.
Pfffft, a real tough guy passes on the cast.Quote:
Originally Posted by XTR1000
the cxast is for picking up dudes
yeah ive had that happen to me before. was it a front tooth? that shit was the most painful thing ive ever experienced, because it broke like right where the nerve ending is. they make you wait a couple weeks before the root canal to let the nerve settle, and my god the last little bit is so painful.Quote:
Originally Posted by PokerSwede
totally livin: bought a bottle of Dom P last nite and popped bottles while flirting with hood rats and top models.
Yeah was a front tooth - noooooot fun :( Can't see much difference between the original and replaced one, so it's nice though...Quote:
Originally Posted by will641
Totally livin'!Quote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
where do i get these?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
OK so why the hell is this thread off the fist page of the commune?!?!?
Come on FTRers I figure our lives have to produce more totally livin and ballin moments than this. I got a pretty interesting story to tell.
Yesterday was graduation and I watched a bunch of my buddies graduate. I get invited to a dinner party for one of my friends. My room mates and I head out to this pretty nice resteraunt out on the beach called the Crows Nest. My friend, Drew and his family, have rented out the bottom section of the resteraunt and host about thirty people to a really nice dinner. Steak, lobster, appetizers. We go through 8 bottles of Champagne and a some mixed drinks and everyone is having a great time. The waiter actually has the nerve to cut one of the guys off from the bar even though were racking up a bill that should be over 2k.
After we leave and theres a limo parked outside and all 17 of the kids pile in and go buy out safeway of all there booze. We pick up a fifth of Platinum Patron, a handle of Grey Goose, a handle of Jack Daniels and some beer. We ride around Santa Cruz getting insanely smashed and hanging out the sunroof. We eventually head off towards the ghetto ass bars of Santa Cruz where this story gets interesting.
I have a couple of drinks and go outside to smoke a cigarette with a buddy. A police officer pulls up and I'm thinking "goddamnit, here we go again" (Oh by the way my case FINALLY got dropped!). The cop walks right by us and up towards the next door bar where two guys are arguing. The cop approaches one guy and the bouncer points towards the other guy and the cop goes after him. He puts his hands behind his back to cuff him and the guy twists out and backs up while telling the cop, "Don't do anything lets just talk."
The cop keeps advancing and another cop runs up and grabs him by the shirt. The guy twists free and his shirt rips off and turns around to run. One of the Cops has his night stick out and hits the guy in the ribs. Both cops grab him and throw him head first into the side of a van. He hit the van really hard and dented the thing.
The guy somehow manages to get up and starts tearing off down the street. The cops run off in hot pursuit. More police are coming from down the street and he runs right into another pig who drops this guy with a hit from the extendable baton. He is then pepper sprayed while he is on the ground.
After this all happens me and my buddy look down and a police officers night stick is sitting at our feet. Somehow in the comotion one of the officers dropped the night stick. My wasted friend does the most logical thing and takes the night stick and hides it down his pants. We follow the officers over to the pepper sprayed victim and watch the aftermath.
Afterwards we hop back into the limo where he proudly shows off the night stick. He gives it to our buddy Drew as a graduation gift lol.
The whole night was insane, a lot of fun and good memories to send Drew off to the real world. I thought the force used by the cops was a little bit excessive but hell, don't resist arrest.
best drinking souvenir ever!
yeah and incredibly difficult to come by without putting yourself in serious danger of getting arrested.