Ive got a gallon of simple green, a few gallons of bleach a hacksaw, an angle grinder and access to large quantities of sulfuric acid.. Just drop me a line if you need help "throwing out the trash."Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
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Ive got a gallon of simple green, a few gallons of bleach a hacksaw, an angle grinder and access to large quantities of sulfuric acid.. Just drop me a line if you need help "throwing out the trash."Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
ive got some spare trash bags. Seems like a lot less hassle...Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I'm painting hello kitty.
and intact bo-- ahem.. piece of trash is rather obvious to anyone who happens to catch a glimpse of it. A dismembered "piece of trash" just looks like a piece of trash.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
dun dun dunnnn finished product
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1...ture001miz.jpg
The internet has been completed.
A bunch of russians doing trick 'shots'. You'll get it in a minute.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1916790
being the first thing I saw this morning, I can say this is going to be a fantastic day.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
OMG OMG ENTOURAGE SEASON 6 STARTS TODAY
random boozing/rambling
only recently (say the last year or so, weighted toward more recently) have i started to realize how incredibly easy i have it with women, and all the success i've had there has been in spite of my game and not because of it
rah rah rah
We haven't had the heart to tell you those are dudes. Check the adams apples.
son, it's called the "no game" game, and it worksQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I had it down to a science......then I got married.
"no game" game and no game are completely different
I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I'm trying to teach you something here, young jedi.
let's not make it out to be that i'm completely helpless.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
anyway, how's life going? still being a badass mofo and scaring the shit out of your little kids? also tell kate i said hi and ug i still think you are a luckbox. <3
interesting observation while i was on my way to chipotle earlier:
i'm at a red light, and in front and to the left of me there are 2 cars in the left turning lane with a protected left turn, yet neither car was moving nor doing anything. then the car finally went while the protected turn signal was turning yellow, and the second car went through when he clearly shouldn't have.
the surprising thing in all of this is the second car was so polite and didn't even bother to honk his horn once. myself, after about a third of a second i'm jamming on my horn; i think i do this because the horn on my car is one musical instrument that i happen to play well.
also, new lukie theorem on food:
if a food requires the active use of both hands to consume, it will always be delicious.
high five for chipotle lunch!
I honk all the time when I'm not being directly affected, like in the situation you illustrated. I don't get why people are just so passive in that sense.
I was in total driving-tilt mode today and I was only going about 1 mile to the bank, store, and back home. During that time some jackass was trying to turn left out of a parking lot (w/ no traffic light) onto one of the busiest streets in Dallas around lunch time, ya, thanks for wasting 5+ minutes of my time when you could turn right, drive 100 yards and U-turn at the nearest light. Perhaps I care too much about what others think b/c I'm generally going out of my way to avoid things like this, i.e. I'd never try to turn left in that situation, especially if such an easy/faster solution was readily available.
After that I got into one of those 4-way stop debacles where you clearly get to the stop-sign 2nd, yet the person who got their first is so paralyzed by fear that you either have to wave them to go, do a courteous, low-volume honk, or just go ahead yourself. I don't get these people, you could have like the biggest/baddest douchebag in the world but put him at a 4-way stop where it's not clear who got there first and he turns into a huge pussy.
Chipotle is damn good, been craving it for the last week or so, that shit is damn good. Tomorrow I think I will have Chipotle for lunch or dinner.
The honking thing, I usually wait a second or two before giving a courtesy "let's go" honk, trying not to be an asshole about it. I've been there, and done that, with being the first one at a red light and fcking with my phone/radio/something, and not realizing it turned green.
More randomness:
I am now on facebook. I have like 94 friends or something already, which is probably too many, but whatever. I say it's probably too many because a lot of the people I'm friends with I haven't seen or talked to in 1+ years. Anyway, I get friend requests everyday. Some of them are like "holy shit" friends that I'm glad looked me up and/or found me. But most of them are people I was semi-friends with in high school or college, haven't seen or talked to in 6+ years, and people that I wouldn't know the difference if I never talked to them ever again until the day I died.
I'm new to the whole facebook thing. Do people just friend you "just because"? I'm thinking so. Also, what's up with ex-girlfriends and/or girls that I used to have crushes on in HS/college wanting to be friends? Trying to get my ass in trouble or what? Like this one girl tonight asks for a friend request. I was semi-close to her in high school, she was a year older than me, but my god I wanted to do the naughtiest things to this girl. She was awesome, too, so it was more than that......a crush that never came to fruition. Now she friends me, I look at her profile/pictures, and she's engaged to some fat douchebag looking guy (probably has money) and she's still *smoking hot*. It's just weird.
Everyone wants to be your friend on facebook. It's kind of weird like that. Some dude I used to pick on in junior high added me. Not that I'd still be an ass to him if I saw him today (I feel bad about it when I look back) but why the fuck would he want to be my friend if that's the only way he knows me? I've even done it though where I add someone thinking like "oh cool! It's that guy/girl" then I add them and I really have nothing to say to them so it ends there.
Regarding the guy not going when the light is green thing: The unwritten rule is you wait 3 full seconds then honk. If it's a protected left you wait 2 (smaller window before it turns red again). And if you're further in the line behind the guy, you add an extra second for every car between you and him before you decide the person in front is too much of a pussy to do anything.
three seconds is a long time, goddamn
ha, the friend thing is kind of funny...just so many people out of the woodwork. fcking kills me now having ex-girlfriends and/or people I wanted to have sex with friend me. It's like, yo, can we get together? Oh that's right I'm married. Damn.
Oh yeah, the ex-girlfriend thing. I am so 100% madly in love with my wife, would never cheat on her, would never leave her, etc. But I've got an ex-girlfriend that I'm actually "friends" with that I am just "omgwtf you're so hot holy shit." Every time she posts pictures of herself (and the husband) I'm like goddamn. I'm sure she does that when I post pictures of myself too (LOL).
P.S. only good thing about this is that my wife is even hotter, woot for me
yea, screw youQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
It's so badass when you don't even have to *try* to veil your brags. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
spenda I totally feel you on that "second to the top sign thing", usually the other person is being courteous (or just afraid) but in the confusion that follows it probably makes the situation more dangerous because nobody knows who is going and it ends up taking you just as long anyway.
gala 3 seconds is absurdly long. Seriously if you are sitting at a light and don't notice for THREE seconds it's been green you deserve to get honked at repeatedly and if I had a hummer or comparable war vehicle I very well might end up running your ass over.
amazing song (disturbed - the night):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmux0pTdXhc
I'm not sure what it is, but the sound is somewhat orgasmic in my ears.
+1, asshole (ug)Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
ass hole a$$hole ashole Ahole asshole asswipe ass.hole asswhole
wtf!
I've accepted nearly all friend requests, but I can honestly say, I don't even recall who at least a dozen or more people are. I accept cause I figure... meh, if they really want to see what I'm up to.. I don't really care. The ex-girlfriend thing is weird, I don't really have a solution but it's nice to know that it's common among the older (not sure if UG qualifies for old man status at this point), married facebookers. In addition to girls I used to have crushes on in HS, I don't think i ever ended a relationship well in my entire life. So, part of me is thinking.. Um... by accepting this "friend request", am I going to have to apologize for being such a jerk back in the day?Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
So far the answer has been not really... I think pretty much everyone realizes that people are all stupid when we are younger. Still pretty amazed at girls in the late 20s and early 30s looking smoking and married to, what are fairly average looking dudes.
/me highfives nat. ur such a pimp. Anyone wanna help me out with gettin my Moneybooker account up and running again. For some reason stars decided that if you dont deposit for 6months ( im OBV WINNING PLAYER LDO ) your not allowed to cashout. Only need the minimum 10$ and its all good again. Drop me a line at irc or a pm. ill send first bla bla
wat?Quote:
Originally Posted by fat-b
yeah. ive cashed out several times the last 6 months with moneybookers , but now im not allowed to do that since i havent made a deposit in that timeline
from support : Note that your last deposit with Moneybookers was made in January 2009 and
as such, more than 6 months have passed since your last deposit with this
method was made. ( <- made so i could get the mb acc reg'd at stars )
This means that your cashout options will be based on the last 6 months of
deposits history only. If your desired payment method is no longer available
in your cashier screen you will need to make a new purchase in order to be
able to cash out through it again.
lol what's with everyone thinking 3 seconds is so long? It's the rule people!!! I'll bet you it takes me more than 3 seconds just to post this message.
It took 8 seconds to post and view my message and I use cable internet.
If it takes you more than 1 second to realize the light turned green then you are doing something that does not relate to driving, i.e. talking on your goddamn cell phone. To me, that means you believe you're more important than everyone else on the road, also known as a selfish bastard.
If I had to venture a guess 80% of the people I see making huge errors when driving are on their phones, the other 20% are asian women, who cannot be held responsible for their genetic defects.
ya, this song is bad ass. Ive been listening to mostly rock (classic, alternative, metal, whatever..) on the radio when Im driving and this type of shit has really grown on me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
ya, Ive ignored a few people. But Ive also accepted quite a few that I dont really know. Ive had quite a few kids from school friend me and I havent said more than 2 sentences to them (edit: these are people from college not high school, so its even weirder cuz Ill see them around campus all the time since its a small school.) Some of these are cute girls though, but even then its really unclear if they are just a friend whore or a real whore and therefore it is hard to know how to proceed. Oh and my mom friended me on facebook a few weeks back.. what the fuck? Seriously mom.. No. Absolutely not. Ignored.Quote:
Originally Posted by UG
I agree with you on these issues, however I think its far more important to not let these minuscule negative events anger you. Else youll be an angry old man before youre anywhere near being an old man. Just recognize that they are incompetent in whatever it is that they are failing at and move on, otherwise youre failing even harder than them.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigspenda73
oh snap!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
re: entourage, I think they're about to go in a really shitty direction, i.e. expanding on Vince's character, no need for that imo, just keep banging hot models, act a little bit, and be completely selfless and awesome.
nah, its gotta go somewhere, the formula you described cant continue for more than one more season. Its getting old, plain and simple. Sure he'll still bang bitches and ball out of control, but hes gotta grow, and if the show gets a proper ending instead of just being canned it will likely end with all the characters growing out of the entourage or whatever. I mean its already happening, drama has a tv career, e has his agency and turtle has jamie lee..
nom nom nom japannnessssssssse food. and ballet. so awesome.
ur such a girl. and a ginger. no worris bout maneys, oscar came trough. lets play some uno without you disconnecting
who invented tequila and why did they do that?
the answer is at the bottom of that bottle.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
fuck that, I know what that would endQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
but seriously, it tastes like shit, especially if you're shooting it and/or don't have the right mixers for it (which I don't). I don't have any hard alcohol left in the house, so I added it to some 7-up and it was pretty terrible. I took a shot of it too, not good. I guess the reason we have it is because the wife was going to make margaritas with it or something, but damn it's gross. not just tonight but basically every time I've ever had it. crazy Mexican shenanigans is what I call it.
last Friday, a gilrfriend of mine drank half a bottle of tequila. Ofc not in one sitting, but anyway. She went on ultra-aggro mode, hitting everybody within reah, even trying to break down two doors.
I wondered if it was the alcohol, or specifically the tequila. Anyway, I had a hell of a lot of fun though.
Te-Kill-YaQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
also, lol at tekillya and 7-up, no wonder it tasted like shit.
I think we're on the same page here, just a full order of magnitude off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
.3 seconds seems reasonable.
i punch u n d facezQuote:
Originally Posted by fat-b
wtf? Willis tower?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090716/...us_sears_tower
what you talkin' about?
big building changed its name
Bruce Willis bought the Sears Tower? WTF?!?!Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Should be called Nakatomi, imo.
facebook is really boring, I don't get how people get addicted to it.
I thought it was really freaking cool when I first signed up, but I'm so over it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
Some people are really good at it, especially those that are living extraordinary lives, as they're sharing experiences that normal people like me don't normally have. Others are great at posting things that make you think. Two from FTR that stick out as being really good FB'ers are Xianti and GMML. They're always posting the COOL stuff they're doing, thinking, or thinking of doing. Pics/videos are a plus too.
The majority of posts, though, seem to center around people venting about how their lives suck. "OMG IT'S MONDAY," "Can't wait for the weekend!," "work sucks!," etc. Negativity breeds negativity, and I just don't want to read that shit on a daily basis. Everybody has bad days, or bad aspects to their days, and I don't really care to hear about yours. I have a few people I've "blocked" so I can no longer see their posts (I've kept them on as friends) because they're the type that post at least once a day and it's almost always negative. If you're having a baby, don't tell me every day how much being pregnant sucks. If you're away from your significant other, I don't need a daily update on how much you miss them. If you're getting married, don't tell me every negative aspect of the planning/preparation part. I don't have time for that crap.
P.S. LOL at me making a post bitching about people who bitch.
ug - you're the man
also, pretty sure i have a slight facebook addiction. i went 1 week without using it but i do check it every few hours if i'm home. i guess it's just interesting to see what people are up to?
wait, what were you saying Mr. Gatorade and Vodka?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I was on Facebook today and UG popped up as one of the "People I May Know" thing. I wanted to add him because he's one of the coolest FTR's but I couldn't because I spent my last few posts in this thread talking to him about how lame people are for friend whoring on Facebook.
as long as this concoction is mixed in the original gatorade bottle, i see nothing wrong with itQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
Theres this guy thats on my facebook. I knew him a long long time ago. He was always sorta religious but now hes on my facebook and hes like a facebook minister. Several times a day he changes his status and each time its a mini sermon. A typical one in the morning would be:
which is kinda weird and annoying to see something liek this every morning/afternoon/night. However whats really strange is that almost everyone of these gets like 10+ comments.Quote:
if you woke up this morning, don't complain because many did not. If you hate your job don't complain because there are many people out here that are not working and would love your job, regardless of what it is. GM Family and Friends.....YOU ARE BLESSED!
Gatorade and vodka is awesome for that outside all-day-drunk. No hangover at all!Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
sounds like hes just giving some perspective, if thats the average update i doubt id care.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
If you decline a friendship, or unfriend someone they don't get notified so I wouldn't feel bad.
If I don't know them, or haven't talked to them forever+was never really friends they can get bent. I think it's cool seeing what FTR people are up to, but few actually update often.
I hate the people who post open ended philosophical crap, this shit tilts me:
-is going to redeem himself from poor decisions and win big
-everyone needs to feel like they're growing
-no worries, no one else really has it all figured out either
cute overload
http://imgur.com/ZVZn2.jpg
she bit back
omg i turn 22 in like 17 days. omg omg omg.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
I dunno but this reminded me of a friend once saying
-"I wish today would be Christmas Eve!"
"Wtf why?
-"So tomorrow would be Christmas!"
Everyone there just insta-facepalmed.
Bbickes, we're supposed to be on birthday alert, chicks do this because its top 3 most important days of the year for them.
this is true.
rick rolled...kind of...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k
ha, the creator of that has waaay too much time on their handsQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
That was...awesome? It was something, anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
oh my god, why ruin an all time great song, fucking terrible
lukie pulls no punches: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXO3OMGKPpw
http://www.ejb.com/video/20927/Sex_with.html
nsfw but its a cartoon from the family guy people
Drink Sprite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nquccBCNYpg
sweet, this turned into the "I'm a youtube whore" page
going golfing today. I'm not very good, as my swing bears a strong resemblance to someone clubbing baby seals.
ha, that was awesome
god damn sometimes i think im too small.
wow freakout aftermath:
http://funnyvideos.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/15
god the internet is a weapon too powerful for older brothers
"3 million people want to know why you tried to shove a remote up your ass"Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
oh how i loled
haQuote:
Originally Posted by UG
do you have the baseball swing too? i.e. hands are thrown at the ball, head comes up (relative to a properly performed golf swing, anyway), ball slices right towards about 2 o'clock, etc..
Everytime I eat chipotle I get incredibly horny. I swear they are lacing their burritos with viagra or something.
thoughts
It could just be the sexy latina women that work there, idk
i nominate for oscarsQuote:
Originally Posted by Parasurama
suck.my.dick. Golf4rollz anyone?!?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IGhztQfTZI
more freakouts! this kid is hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/user/wafflepwn
what a huge dick, why doesn't he hit his brother with a bat a few times
No. I throw right-handed, eat/write right-handed....but I'm left-hand dominant in everything I do. It's weird, you'd just have to see me. That said, I swing a bat left-handed and would like to think that I was ok doing that. Played college ball, was a career .370 hitter at the JuCo/DII level, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I had a baby-sitter (who was very old) watch me from about 6-weeks to 4-yrs old. I was her pride and joy for some reason. Even though I say that, every time I did something left-handed she switched me around and made me do it right-handed. Something about lefties being evil, or something.
Anyway, I tried to pick up and hit golf clubs left-handed and never could do it. Pounded the ball into the ground, because I had such an "inside-out" swing from baseball. Frustrating. I swing righty now. First few holes were a disgrace but the last nine or so (we got rained out) were pretty good. What sucks is I don't boom the ball like others, and I can't mechanically break down my swing (like I could when I was hitting a baseball). Lucky for me I had some good guys in my group so they helped me out and I was hitting it straight (although not far) by the end of the day...
that freak out stuff is pretty lol.
I'm beginning to think it's fake but idk
thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Parasurama
why would they allow the little/older brother to post that stuff if it were real?
It's insanely good acting if it's fake. Just the way they interact seems a very genuine older-younger sibling relationship. The way the older brother laughs also seems very genuine. Also, The participation of other members of their family in one of the videos would be strange if it were staged.
On the other hand, parents letting older brother post videos plus younger brother never trying to fight older brother or destroy camera while willing to destroy a microwave and truck are questionable.
You all seem to be under the impression that it is the older brother filming. This is wrong. It is the younger brother filiming, and this takes it to a whole other level of hilarity imo.
I also agree with that the 'acting' and 'scripting' seem far to genuine to be faked. I mean putting the remote up the butt in the midst of his hysterical rage is just too strange and on a level of hilarity far beyond the age of these kids. And like para said the involvement of the mom is the icing on the its-not-fake cake.
I def think it's the younger brother filming (I just threw the chance out there for shits) and I love your other analysis, especially the icing on the it's-not-fake-cake woot!
booooooooooost is the man! <3 <3 yup
The video in which the kid took the bat to the truck looked the most fake to me. The way in which to one guy was like "I just paid $200 for this truck.. No don't hit it", etc just seemed retardedly staged. Either way, I def have missed feelings about the vid. It's pretty damn hilarious, but on the other hand the one filming is kinda a douche for outting his brother in this manner (if it is real). And on the other hand, the kid that freaks out just needs his ass beat.
these kids are blurring the lines of e-reality.
Dealer: Game #30736293917: boostNslide wins pot ($44.70) with a straight flush, Seven to Jack
ya I did it, poker in the commune, so what?
after watching the truck one there is no way this shit is real. maybe the others but this is so staged.Quote:
Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
Did you unquit the pokah?Quote:
Originally Posted by boost