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he was parked. he started pulling out right when i drove by so i pulled over really fast. he didnt even ask for registration and i dont think he even looked down at the license.
he was a young guy so when he walked away i leaned out the window and said 'thanks bro' but i probably sounded lame
I'm watching Oprah today and learning lots of new tips about hair care with her 'Celebrity Stylists Reveal All" episode.
i think you're looking for the *other* threadQuote:
Originally Posted by chardrian
I feel sad because you don't appreciate true ballinness.
I loledQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
just wanted to drop by and say gabe is the most ballinest person ever
ever
I drive a 1993 Grand Marquis with rusted on healing wells and 90% of its paint peeled off.
/thread
i retract my last comment. It is Ballin that you GET to stay home all day and have the opportunity to watch oprah while i have to work. wp sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by chardrian
ballin:
back to back 1 outers earlier.
I'm on laptop so I don't have the HH's, but they were both during a ~2 hr session at 3/6 earlier:
1st one, 77 no suits allin on 782 2-tone, turn 7, ship $400 guy mucks 88
bit later, TT no suits allin on QT7 2-tone, turn T, ship $1200 guy mucks QQ
poker is too EZ.
also i want to apologize to bode for eating him on the first night of werewolf. my idea was that he was smart so we should kill him early, but now i realize that was just mean! sorry bode :( :( :( :(
being alpha wolf is hard.
rabit, just saw that, sick post.
I feel pretty ballin currently even though the cause of this feeling has put me deep into debt. Oh well, lifes too short..
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-63725.htm
ahh.. sauce you just convinced me to get full insurance. Its gonna be pricey, but fuck if Im going to have my car get stolen and not get a dime for it. Gonna call tomorrow.
apology accepted. being smart is good, i just wish it would translate into poker winnings ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
solid 1 outers btw.
I thought you weren't posting in the 'not ballin, under control' thread?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
UTG ($398.85)
MP ($417)
CO ($653.30)
Hero ($591)
SB ($609)
BB ($702)
Preflop: Hero is Button with 4http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, 3http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif.
3 folds, Hero raises to $18, 1 fold, BB calls $12.
Flop: ($39) Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, 7http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (2 players)
BB bets $30, Hero raises to $85, BB raises to $216, Hero raises to $573, BB folds.
Final Pot: $471
Results in white below:
No showdown. Hero wins $471.
ya rly
/me makes note that I'm REALLY not yet ready to play at $3/6...
gabe, teach me to be cool like you
This thread is still here? Damn. Who'd of thunk it.
gabe still hasn't taught me
writing lesson plans
Ballin. Ship it. :lol:Quote:
...then holla at your boy for the great advice.
gabe is a balla
very impressed by his WPP
i am a bigred wannabe and since he wants to be a gabian balla then so do i
flo, I just noticed your avatar, and whats amiss in it. Thats awesome.
Does this belong in this thread or the other one. They seem to think they are BOC.
http://www.pittradio.net/music_info/...fo.asp?id=1379
I'm voting the other thread.
this kid is so BOC: http://www.break.com/index/funny-kid...uge-party.html
this thread: not ballin outta control. we might as well just merge it with mine because it's the same thing. Shit, I think my non-ballin thread has more ballin in it than this 'ballin thread'. AND IT HAS LIKE A FIFTH OF THE POSTS.
Retards are NBOC.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
The first 50K pot I play, I'm booking one of these
http://www.theballerlife.com/travel/...c-expeditions/
So today I went shopping for milk and bread at Save On Foods, and they have the shopping buggies that you pay $0.25 to unlock and then go in the store and shop. So I get done shopping, and head to my car, put my groceries in, and leave, leaving the $0.25 in the buggy for some homeless guy to put away.
Balla.
Chris
superbowl prop bets i bookeD:
1k coin toss is headsup
500 that giants get ball first
500 that patriots commit first penalty
500 that the shortest td is longer than 1.5 yards
actually the 1k on the cointoss is has been changed to:
500 that the giants score less than 21.5
and 500 that there is a score within th efirst 5 min 30 sec
all at even odds? hopefully at least the coin toss is even.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
Hero ($3714)
Button ($2410)
Preflop: Hero is BB with Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif.
Button raises to $30, Hero raises to $90, Button calls $60.
Flop: ($180) 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $120, Button calls $120.
Turn: ($420) 3http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $210, Button raises to $420, Hero calls $210.
River: ($1260) 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $980, Hero calls $980.
Final Pot: $3220
Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Jh (one pair, fives).
Button has Ks 6h (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $3220.
ballin gabe
But were you drunk?Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
120% sober, unlike now
5/10 is unballin gabe
ballon: played in my first casino tournament and took first place. WEEEEE!
Bump.
Ballin, I actually got a one on one lesson, and a chance to roll with B.J. Penn, and now I realize how much I suck . Gotta work hard to be a pro I guess. Also, I might be going to Yuma, AZ for two months. Maybe hit up Vegas for a weekend or two.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (2 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
Hero ($2351)
Button ($2237)
Preflop: Hero is BB with Thttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif.
Button raises to $60, Hero calls $40.
Flop: ($120) Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, 6http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $100, Hero calls $100.
Turn: ($320) Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $290, Button raises to $580, Hero calls $290.
River: ($1480) Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $1497 (All-In), Hero calls $1497.
Final Pot: $4474
Results in white below:
Hero has Ts Qs (straight flush, ace high).
Button has 6c 6h (full house, sixes full of aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $4474.
i got 1 outered a little while after when allin on the turn but it was against a half stack
just won 20k for getting 2nd in the 100 rebuy
ballin, gratz on gettin yo scratch back yo.
congrats gabe :D
BOC just finished reading this entire thread.......to sum it up
lukie: boc personified
gabe: boc personified too...... rambles.....but you should read his posts b/c if
he needs help/advice, and you give it to him, he may pay you monies
boost: going to culinary school (possible future boc)
swiggidy: brews alcoholic beverages (meh)
zook: visits locales like he's on the travel channel
Unibomber14: in the marines
mrhappy333: likes callin everyone gay
and im out
frosst u got things really twisted if you think lukie is boc personified
only person that would agree with that is him
i dunno gabe, this list seems okQuote:
Originally Posted by frosst
beat: you actually read this entire thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by frosst
Ballin/Brag: According to the rules of Bmxicle, im not "perptually poor" anymore (BR is over 20k)
Beat: BR was 3k on Jan 1st.
Variance: expecting a 6 month downswing (I'm a MTT player)
-Chris
what?Quote:
Originally Posted by frosst
totally livin
i like the new title
tryin to live myself
You changed the thread name.
I feel like I'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED!!!
wait where am i on the list?
my bad happy.......i dont remember who it was then...but someone was saying it a bunch.......Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
update..
bmxicle: working on being boc, but pirates wireless internet
santa cruz: yea ur boc when you go to maui for almost a month
+35k past two months, totally living in poker.
Just trying to live in life.
mayweather making it rain at his press conference thing was pretty BOC. u gotta be totally living to do that imo.
nice title change..
Im just living with deep aspirations to switch lanes, floor it, and be totally livin.
I think it was Renton?Quote:
Originally Posted by frosst
Just livin in Hawaii, and tryin not to go stir crazy.
Can't play today, but yesterday I made 4.5 buyins in three hours. I'm running 12ptbb/100 for the last 3k hands or so. I'm hoping to keep my streak through the end of the month at least.
hey man, whatever people think about me, i'm cool withQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
but intentionally trying to put someone down is nitty, not livin'
I am currently taking action anywhere from 500 dollars to basically unlimited at 2 to my 1 on me not playing another online donkament until the end of wsop 2009. Any of you LIVING OUT OF CONTROL guys want some action?
I dont get it. The bet is simply that you wont play an online mtt? So all you have to do to win is not do something that you dont enjoy doing in the first place?
wtf?
exactly
I just realized that there has been a shortage of balling stories. c'mon people step it up!
LOL, me tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Unibomber14
holla.Quote:
Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
I live in a 150m2 brand new luxury condo in Bangkok, in a cool japanese neighbournood.
I love dark haired black eyed thai girls and they love blond western guys. (that would be me)
holla.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pingviini
....
yo i holla that son. word holla no doubt. shits mad holla. holla back. peace holla i'm out
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...69dc49eb21.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by b-rabbit
well putQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
wait what?
I dont know how to put it into words, so I guess my subconcious got the joke cuz I definitely laughed.Quote:
Originally Posted by b-rabbit
or maybe Im just easily entertained?
I'M MAKING THE JOKES HERE.
I laughed at that too.
Im probably just openly laughing at everything, embarassing myself in the computer lab, just because Im so overjoyed to have internet access. God the withdrawl is gonna suck when I go home tonight...
Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
download full tilt and start the grind without pahud and pt. i did the same thing, people would come in to the lab looking for a computer and ask hey can i use that for school related activites, I would respond with a glare and growl can't you see im grinding.