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bump, yeah. i did it
sup, swiggs?
O'Hare.
United Club pass.
Free cocktails.
Walked in at 8:30am.
On Gin #5 at 10:15am.
Ran out of small bills after drink #2.
Gave bartender a 20 for drink 3.
haven't had a drink that was less than 2/3 gin.
still here for an hour.
gonna roll to my gate.
cider, session, nlhe
dropping a stake or two for distraction tilt ;)
millionty tabling
not sure about the soundtrack = shakira interspersed with reggaeton (reminds me of clubbing in chile and coke in uruguay?!), but fuck it, why not
ahh, reminiscing.... the type of shit that happened. I'd been surfing at sunrise, then juggling/yoga/more surf/asado/going hard all day, then clubbing. And at 4am this sort of mix happened.. en serio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPjVUtM6F4c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MZNiksF1JA
Dasvidanya!
sup leg.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
I don't remember making that post and that sorta makes me happy.
THE NIGHT STARTS NOW!
FAILING THAT
Don't forget to unleash heaven:
http://www.the90sbutton.com/
PEOPLE LIKE SHOVING SHOTS DOWN MY THROAT AND I AM TOO WELL MANNERED TO REFUSE
At the current time in my life, I would appreciate the opportunity to crawl into a bottle for 8-10 hours.
God i love the fucking rhino went there this weekend it was great and i love being drunk i love it all afuck you cunts for not understanding being old and enjoying strippers id def. nice
Hellllllooooooooo Nurse!
I combined whipped cream vodka and bolthouse farms cherry multi-v goodness juice stuff.
I am drinking an unhealthy healthy drink. I AM IRONY.
Sup
I'm sober-ish now. I had cold fries and the rest of a cheeseburger, also cold.
I don't want to be arsed into getting up for more, but damn that was a tasty drink.
work is done commence the assault on my liver
there are too many wet blankets in this world
work is done. GOFT is over. my job is in jeopardy thanks to pending state regulations. what better time to drink?
wtf Americans say arsed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chelle
I feel bad for posting here sober, but anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
No, not a lot. I've got a slew of words I say. Sorry fancy England man.
Heh, fancy England man
Here, slew means to rotate on an axis, slide or skid, or past tense of slay. I had to look it up to see that in Yankieland it's a fancy way of saying metric fuckton.
Who's fancy now?
Pinky up, mother fucker.
THank christ for gin.
:shipit:Quote:
Originally Posted by kingnat
pear cider
people make me large drinks of apple jack and are astounded when lightweight brett is completely fucking trashed
Shit was sooooooo good
http://www.foodmarketing.org/wp-cont...pple-jacks.png
AND A GOOD SOURCE OF FIBER OMG CAN U BELIEBE IT
Things John Kellogg did:
Created Corn Flakes because he thought the blandness would sap young boys' masturbatory strength
Bragged about never banging his wife
Got yogurt enemas on the regular
Day drunk til sunday evening.
I would love to post a massive alcohol-induced rant... but instead I will report the following findings:
Gin.
A LONG DECEMBER
YAY COUNTING CROWSQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WERE WASTED
That song sucks....boooourns
cant beat it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNicfq8vLy8
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I feel like we don't connect on any level anymore
OMG I like a wufwugy post and bikes is annoying me with his posts...ITS THE APOCALYPSE AND WERE ALL GONNA DIE THE DEVIL IS COMING
Clarifier: I still loves bikes very much
To reiterate. I still have a giant man crush on bigred
Hey guy! Right back atcha
moonshine and angry orchard was a interesting choice
AM I INLOVE WITH YOU OR THE IDEA OF YOU?!!?!??!!?1
d0zerz has gone to bed and i have lost my skype partner. off to check contact list for another drunk skype talk.
I've been drinking the IPAs. Tonight I had The Traveler by Adelbert's Brewery and Space Cake imperial IPA by Clown Shoes brewery. Both I heavily approve.
This is all I watch when I'm drunk now. Henry's goal at 14:00 against Leeds United is, in my opinion, the greatest sporting moment in the history of sporting moments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ejI30Yx6UA
13:25: You always go back where you belong. The love I had in the place...
you two are made for each other
http://i.minus.com/iKy28aarwyqh9.gif
I seriously get near tears when I watch the Henry vs Leeds goal. Greatest moment in sports for me. Now on to try this new game, Brothers, on steam...
THE BIG COME DOWN ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?!?!???
AWWWWWW SHITQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
vodka hurts my stomach. or i may be a pussy. i think the latter is more likely.
mb vodka is a pussy and ur badass stomach rejects it
Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS DRUNK TO POST IN THE DRUNK THREAD BUT I APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS SIR!
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE DRUNK. THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS. MY CIV 5 PARTNER IS MIA THIS IS ALSO PREPOSTEROUS
i'll be your ill be your dixie chicken if you'll be my tennessee lamb and we will walk together down in dixie landddddddddddddddddddddd
Back to back jagerbombs. Yeah that's happening.
I'd like to say
hi.
how u like dem apples bitches?!
No, seriously, cooked or baked in a pie?
It is taking me forever to write these sentences without typos.
http://www.reddit.com/r/cripplingalc...hit_a_new_low/
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
drinking partner d0zers skype mia =(
HERE IT IS! I FOUND IT! ALL HAIL MASTER EXPLORER BIKES
BOOM CLAP THE SOUND OF MY HEART
SHOT TO THE HEART AND BIKES AND DRUNK VAPE AND DRUNK NOW> VAGINA
TO THE LOST
I SAID HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS. BUT HE TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN LIKE YOU IMAGINED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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gin
put up a rock climbing first ascent today.
celebrated appropriately.
won't be climbing tomorrow
sunday funday, curling included.
Big Gulp of Scotch
Drunk