Drunk Thread

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Originally Posted by kingnat

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gin.

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Does this explain why you signed me up for that silly game? :x

http://i.imgur.com/bPSz8y9.jpg

on the euro lagers haaaaaaaaaard

http://i.imgur.com/E8teMtp.jpg(Argentinian Beer)

gin and juice.

actually... i'm drinking gin and water with a splash of juice. is that weird? I don't things over sweet...

whisky tastes better during a storm

Glad this got bumped. I can see who does the heavy thread lifting around here, as i haven't had a drink in 2 1/2 weeks, and I was the last person to post in here.

I'm still on the euro lagers haaaaaaaard

what's with the lack of german beers in that pic

czech i understand but italian?

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Originally Posted by eugmac

what's with the lack of german beers in that pic

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I went through a massive german phase for a while that I'm still not entirely over...that pic was me "branching out". All the german lagars are pretty close but my favorites are Bitburger and Spaten.

That italian beer isn't too bad actually.

Spaten i dunno yet. Just had a jever. Quite a fan of it. Warsteiner nice too. A good hefeweizen (wheat beer) is great too. Its so sick how spoiled u get living in Germany. Any of these beers for like 1-1.50 euros at a corner store. The cheapest crap u can buy is even totally drinkable.

WINE

rockin' some of this right now:

http://press.alecoq.ee/wp-content/up...5_l_pudel5.jpg


mmmmmmmm sweet sweet le coq

is that a dick joke?

I smell sober posts.

not sober. not crunk tho

dont drink enough to get crunk

trying tho

wat no I'm just really hungry for creamy foaming estonian lagers inside of me.

Most expensive (and nicest) beer I've had.

http://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/i...eer_179277.jpg

That on draught is >>>>>>

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Please call an ambulance as I am likely having a stroke.

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

not sober. not crunk tho

dont drink enough to get crunk

trying tho

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Maybe you'd be able to get pissed if you weren't such a fat cunt.


Don't even dislike you wuf, let's be friends.

dont make me w0t u m8

y'all need jesus

http://i.imgur.com/uaEFfHe.jpg

I just heartily lol'ed at that pic and thought to share it here.

It's so perfect.

LOL I am the way.

Now taking suggestions for the holiday drink:
Drinunkin

Should be a drink in a drink in a drink to go with a nice terducken.

I'm thinking a shot glass in a highball in a pint.
Any better suggestions from the armchair engineers?

I'm starting with some rum. Rum sounds like a solid base for this.

I'll let you know if this develops after I've had more rum.

I got it.

It's light rum

in dark rum

in whatever rum is left

drinunken!

as a child i never thought i'd waste my talents. as an adult i don't understand why i waste my talents

Talents can't be wasted, silly.

What are you on about?

Never fool yourself into thinking that you're wasting time
for surely, old man time is wasting you.
?

"hi, i'm drunk... but i'll get drunker!" - doug stanhope

Why is Joe Rogan so captivating? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?

EDIT: Why is that drunk Irish guy quoting a drunk American guy?

Human life expectancy was halved or worse by the rise of cities and "civilization".

There is rising fossil evidence of humans living 60+ years prior to the neolithic age.

The paradigm of human interaction prior to cities was to live in nomadic bands of 100 members or less, largely a group of families, and egalitarian in social structure.

These groups were widely interspred, and rarely contacted each other. Anthropologists suggest that a band might come across another band once every few years.

There is little fossil evidence of death by disease prior to the rise of cities.

It is believed that with humans population density so low, harmful viruses and bacteria had no vectors to spread between bands, and a single band could develop an immunity before the illness could pass beyond the band and mutate to a form that is unrecognized by the human immune system. Or they'd just die, and take the disease with them without spreading it.

I could go on and on. E.g. why cities were bad for water quality and humans in cities predominantly drank wine instead of water, due to the alcohol killing the bacteria that was thriving in unpurified water.

FYI.

Civilization is only now, 40,000 years later reaching and equivalent life expectancy.

rough day. lots of whiskey.

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Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey

I could go on and on. E.g. why cities were bad for water quality and humans in cities predominantly drank wine instead of water, due to the alcohol killing the bacteria that was thriving in unpurified water.

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I heard today that the popularity of tea in asian cultures can be traced back to this period. They were accidentally killing off the harmful microbes by boiling the water before drinking it.

god i love the sweet sweet whisky it tastes so good when it hits your soul. thank you jesus!

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Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey

Human life expectancy was halved or worse by the rise of cities and "civilization".

There is rising fossil evidence of humans living 60+ years prior to the neolithic age.

The paradigm of human interaction prior to cities was to live in nomadic bands of 100 members or less, largely a group of families, and egalitarian in social structure.

These groups were widely interspred, and rarely contacted each other. Anthropologists suggest that a band might come across another band once every few years.

There is little fossil evidence of death by disease prior to the rise of cities.

It is believed that with humans population density so low, harmful viruses and bacteria had no vectors to spread between bands, and a single band could develop an immunity before the illness could pass beyond the band and mutate to a form that is unrecognized by the human immune system. Or they'd just die, and take the disease with them without spreading it.

I could go on and on. E.g. why cities were bad for water quality and humans in cities predominantly drank wine instead of water, due to the alcohol killing the bacteria that was thriving in unpurified water.

FYI.

Civilization is only now, 40,000 years later reaching and equivalent life expectancy.

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You can't seriously expect us to believe you posted this drunk.

tonight i threw 180. now i'm drunk. was drink then too

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Originally Posted by eugmac

You can't seriously expect us to believe you posted this drunk.

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I assure you I was quite hammered when I posted that.

Do you really think this is my level of prank? That'd be a pretty amateur troll, even for a monkey.

ive posted like that hammered too.

actually a lot of my big explanatory posts around here have been while drunk

oh
i usually only post about secks or being drunk or how cool i am

ahem.



gin.

gin ehh

proper drunk people go try to get secks or break things or simply fall asleep. not post in threads

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Originally Posted by eugmac

proper drunk people go try to get secks or break things or simply fall asleep. not post in threads

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i realize this might not get a lot of purchase with you all... but pertaining to eugmac's post, all I can say is, Why do you think I don't post 3x more in this thread.

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Originally Posted by rpm

tonight i threw 180. now i'm drunk. was drink then too

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I've only thrown like 5 or 6 180s everrrrr

Also, not drunk but I've just been given a bottle of red and a bottle of champers from work so watch this space

OK, I give up... what're you talking about with "threw 180". My first guess was bowling, but I'm not certain.

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Originally Posted by MadMojoMonkey

OK, I give up... what're you talking about with "threw 180". My first guess was bowling, but I'm not certain.

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darts. Also, BINK! got given a 15 year single malt too as I was leaving

sta out o drouble

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Originally Posted by Luco

darts. Also, BINK! got given a 15 year single malt too as I was leaving

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which one?

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Originally Posted by eugmac

which one?

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Its called Dalmore

well, i've had other whiskies with the oak/bourbon cask followed by sherry casks treatment and was happy with it, so this one could be nice.

Its nice. I dont know jack about whisky but I like this one, very drinkable

I'm very hungover and out of whisky

Red red wiiiiine

Smashed off my ass on white wine

apparently the whiskey helm has been passed on to me for i am considerably toasted atm

i need a good game to play, something that's like all skill and strategy, constant motion, like binding of isaac. preferably something on steam and mac friendly.

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Originally Posted by aubreymcfate

apparently the whiskey helm has been passed on to me for i am considerably toasted atm

i need a good game to play, something that's like all skill and strategy, constant motion, like binding of isaac. preferably something on steam and mac friendly.

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Cook Serve Delicious is actually GOAT.

edit - I said that completely straight faced, now I feel bad for missing out on the obvious sexism.

whites russians

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Originally Posted by ImSavy

Cook Serve Delicious is actually GOAT.

edit - I said that completely straight faced, now I feel bad for missing out on the obvious sexism.

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lolol well if it was a genuine rec it's not sexist, i looked it up and i was trying to figure out if i cared enough to try, still dunno yet

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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

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George Best.

Tonight I am going to be drinking cider and vodka, and probably some beer too.

i would like to thank my parents for leaving me with enough alcohol to kill a small russian army.

und trinken!

Not much of a drinker usually but I had about 6 nights of heavy drinking over the 13 day break. Twas fun

8 96-oz boots. like a boss.

gin

Margaritas and Jameson. Not simultaneously, but sequentially.

Jameson and vodka.

Oh how the red wine
makes thy head light and fluffy
yet the stomac sick

vodka. missus is passed out on the couch, lololol fucking lightweight

The cat's trying to wake her up. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT PUSSY

Do really need to name alcohol at this point?

I don't even feel like anyone else is even trying these days....

2014 sobriety is in.

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Originally Posted by bikes

2014 sobriety is in.

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Lol nope

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Originally Posted by kingnat

I don't even feel like anyone else is even trying these days....

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Friday night woooo

Fifths of Jameson for 20 USD, and handles of Absolut for 27 USD.

praise lee for shopping the sales at the liquor stores.

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Originally Posted by kingnat

Fifths of Jameson for 20 USD, and handles of Absolut for 27 USD.

praise lee for shopping the sales at the liquor stores.

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Someone has been hanging out with college kids...

Was super drunk yesterday. Made popcorn at 3:30a and woke up at 9a with it all over the floor. Rarely think about posting when in such a state.