Where do we stand on licking the knife?
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Where do we stand on licking the knife?
Don't lick the edge at a 90 degree angle if you don't want to become one of those stupid hipsters with the snake tongues.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
Blowjob by snake tongue - good or just a bit fucking wierd?Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
licking the knife is completely standard. as is licking the plate/anything with remnants of the food on it. it's not rude. it's EV maximisation.
edit: not to mention showing your respects to whoever prepared the food
lol licking the knife
Depends if we're talking from a man or woman. If it's a woman, you answered your own question. It's a blowjob.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
If it's a man, probably would only be weird the first couple of times and then it's just about shoving the guilt down deep enough.
Haha that's awesome! I nicknamed my penis The Guilt too!Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
yeah so I tried to eat like this the other day and failed miserably /notballa
Knife in right, fork in offhand left, cut the meat completely, then put down the knife, fork back to right hand and eat away. If it isn't too formal I do it like this.
The meat is too tasty to wait while I cut further. You may as well be chewing while you're cutting
Amongst all the other reasons discussed above, this is a massive security issue. It's a lot easier to protect one large piece of meat with a fork AND knife in your hands than many small pieces of meat with just a fork. I mean, two well timed attacks from opposing flanks and you're suffering many meat nibble casualties.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackvance