ITT I prove that soccer sucks a cumdump of buttsack

Dude, this thread is mainly just lighthearted ribbing. You can tell I'm not being super serial because I haven't typed up a dissertation on the pros, cons, and aggregate ecology effects of the soccer economy

hey, I conceded that Ronaldo is a diving idiot.

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

Dude, this thread is mainly just lighthearted ribbing. You can tell I'm not being super serial because I haven't typed up a dissertation on the pros, cons, and aggregate ecology effects of the soccer economy

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Only a matter of time :)

I thought the Twilight pic was pretty funny.

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/6051/b95.gif

hahahahahaha arghhhahhahahaha man am i glad i'm not that keeper

hmn i've been looking for a thread in which to dump this

YouTube - Barcelona vs AC Milan 1-1 - Inzaghi's Goal (25-08-10)

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

It is most definitely a flop. It's been examined in slomo, frame by frame. If I feel like it, I'll find the gif that shows it even more clearly

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It's a flop. I saw the game. It was analyzed in TRUE slow mo. Why don't people just go back watching a game where only 2 positions require brains... QB and coach.

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Originally Posted by sweetlemon69

It's a flop. I saw the game. It was analyzed in TRUE slow mo. Why don't people just go back watching a game where only 2 positions require brains... QB and coach.

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you mean handegg?

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Originally Posted by Ash256

hmn i've been looking for a thread in which to dump this

YouTube - Barcelona vs AC Milan 1-1 - Inzaghi's Goal (25-08-10)

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gay.


try this:

YouTube - Sick goal by Sidney Crosby

your move, soccer.

lol

smart goal but that was a bit of a tap in, it really doesn't compare with inzaghi's

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Originally Posted by Ash256

lol

smart goal but that was a bit of a tap in, it really doesn't compare with inzaghi's

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haha, bit of a tap in... that's cute.

Maybe we'll sample a little bit of:

YouTube - Ovechkin on his back

Or

YouTube - Amazing goal by Rick Nash against Coyotes

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

haha, bit of a tap in... that's cute.

Maybe we'll sample a little bit of:

YouTube - Ovechkin on his back

Or

YouTube - Amazing goal by Rick Nash against Coyotes

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lmao, awesome. best part was the rick nash one where he lines the shot up on the open net for like 5 seconds

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Originally Posted by surviva316

lmao, awesome. best part was the rick nash one where he lines the shot up on the open net for like 5 seconds

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He's flicking it from his foot to his stick. He shoots immediately.

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

haha, bit of a tap in... that's cute.

Maybe we'll sample a little bit of:

YouTube - Ovechkin on his back

Or

YouTube - Amazing goal by Rick Nash against Coyotes

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fuck yeah that's more like it

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...axefo1_500.jpg

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-co...axefo1_500.jpg

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what exactly does holding the face when nothing hits you in the face mean? is it like when someone looks at his hand OTB and immediately puts his sunglasses on and covers his face with his hat while it's UTG's turn to act?

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/A...P7Cgx_yy3l.jpg

lol soccer

I don't hate soccer. The World Cup games can be pretty exciting and I generally watch them.

I'm impressed by soccer fans singing songs all game long. In the U.S. we don't do that, except in college games. The Eagles actually have a fight song that plays after touchdowns, but the fans don't compose songs about opposing players. The closest thing I guess is hockey fans chanting, "Crosby sucks" or something, which is pretty lame in comparison.

The problem with soccer is there's no fucking stats! Americans like to argue over stats. Ted Williams or Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle or Willie Mays. Chamberlain (ZOMG LOOK AT THE STATS) vs. Russell (ZOMG COUNT THE RINGZZZZ). And we're always looking for ways to find more advanced stats.

Which reminds me, my favourite anti Liverpool song: (to the tune of clementine)

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire, put a scouser on the top.
Put the city in the middle and then burn the fucking lot.

Nothing beats going to a soccer game here in Korea.

West Ham Vs Cardiff tonight.

C'MON YOU FUCKING IRONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah you're a West Ham fan... good result for you guys. We've got Blackpool away tonight, won't be watching though, I'm at a gig.

Revisiting a classic..

http://i.minus.com/imCran5K5c3Ar.gif

that guy's a total douche, but the fans are petarded.

I take it back. All of it. Every last bit

http://i.imgur.com/LAdEG.gif

SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS

FOOTBALL RULES

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Originally Posted by Ash256

I think that the skill argument comes down to semantics and that Illfavor is right. Skill does not equal flair. It takes skill to become the best in the world at any competitive field.

It's perfectly valid to feel that football isn't the best sport in the world. But what makes it the greatest is that it requires very little equipment. There's no doubt it has flaws, some quite horrible ones, but it is the only worldwide athletic team sport. So if you want to think that icerink is a better sport, feel free. If want to think that the existence of draws makes football unexciting (lolol), feel free. But realise your arguments will never be anything other than weak hypotheticals in a world that, for once, is too busy having a great time to give a flying fuck about what the Americans have to say.

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top notch post, this

lol at this ridiculous thread

Fuck Soccer.

SOCCER CAN SUCK A BAG OF BABY DICKS

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